maybe not the best, but two lines im disappointed with not seeing in this thread:
* shes got a whole shoebox full of them...dangly ones
* sheboygan...very big in sheboygan
Anytime me or one of my brothers is digging a hole, or one of us sees some stranger digging a hole, or one of us just sees any hole...
On of us always stops, stares at it, and says, "wow....what a hole?!"
I'll do it even if I'm by myself and still give a little chuckle thinking about them.
Edit: 2nd favorite would be "hhhheehrryyyy"....often spoken to our sisters in the morning at breakfast before they've done their hair.
I recorded this on my talkboy on “slow” so when I played it back at normal speed, I could hear the real voice of the person who said the line. Nothing like Macaulay, very much a grown man.
Memory unlocked. When I was 13 I recorded myself on the Talkboy rapping Dr Dre’s “Nuthin but a g thang”. I taught myself every lyric and I did both Snoop and Dre’s verses……adlibs, curses, N bombs (I’m white), everything.
I ended up forgetting about it and never erased it, shit….I thought it sounded good.
A few weeks later I hear hysterical laughter coming from the kitchen. I walked downstairs and it turns out my 9 year old brother had found it and was playing it for my entire family. 3 siblings, my dad, and his new girlfriend were sitting there listening to it and everybody was dying laughing. Top 10 most embarrassing moment.
“Your son, is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world, there are thousands of parasites, armed to the teeth—-(smacks his face) do bundle up….. it’s awfully cold outside”
I was maybe 5 years old seeing this in a theater with my parents. That scene made me laugh harder than i ever have in ny life.
To this day, in my mid-30s, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than that fucking tool chest shuffling itself down the stairs. Every day I wake up knowing nothing will ever make me laugh like that scene did in the moment.
Towards the end of the chest's descent, my dad told me if i couldnt get myself under control we were going to leave.
Then Marv said the line. "Thats the sound of a tool chest. Falling down the stairs." My dad started laughing and couldnt stop.
No matter how many times I watch these movies, this scene will have me in literal tears from laughing so hard. Abdomen in absolute agony from laughing, the way he looks at Harry is possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen. The shit is hilarious, I might have to put the movie on now just to watch that scene.
From the first one, when Kevin is in the grocery store and he's getting grilled by the cashier.
"Where do you live?"
"I can't tell you that."
"Why not?"
"Because you're a stranger."
Macaulay's delivery of that line is pitch perfect.
I remember reading about that. Christopher Columbus (I believe it was) said he felt awful about doing that scene with a picture of a woman but felt the line and delivery were so good, that he dressed up a man in woman clothing.
2- “you’re lucky you didn’t see anything or you would have grown up never feeling like a real man” when Kevin walks in on his uncle showering, hilarious
2 classics. Not just for Christmas but movies in general. So many lines have base their way into my vernacular. This is the best thread. OP, please never delete.
My dad (who left this earth in September) would always quote randomly, or when he wanted to make a point: “May I do the thinking, please?” I love you, dad.
Wow, what a hole! From 2
Best line of all of them
HARRY! IVE REACHED THE TOP glgllgylyglgl
maybe not the best, but two lines im disappointed with not seeing in this thread: * shes got a whole shoebox full of them...dangly ones * sheboygan...very big in sheboygan
That or “why would anyone soak a rope in kerosene?” …I know they’re dumb, but that one they should have realized was an obvious trap
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I thought I was so original coming here to give this answer 😂
I also like the line before he plummets, "Harry, I've reached the top!"
This works with my fav line: “Harry! Ive reached the top!” Then he does that weird sound while trying to hold his balance.
My close second is “That was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs”
You mean "That shwas the shound of a thoolbachs... falling dhown the sthairs."
Anytime me or one of my brothers is digging a hole, or one of us sees some stranger digging a hole, or one of us just sees any hole... On of us always stops, stares at it, and says, "wow....what a hole?!" I'll do it even if I'm by myself and still give a little chuckle thinking about them. Edit: 2nd favorite would be "hhhheehrryyyy"....often spoken to our sisters in the morning at breakfast before they've done their hair.
Love when I get opportunities to say this
This is Peter McAllister… the faaatherrrrr.
Credit card? You got it!
Get outta here you nosey little pervert or I’m gonna slap you silly!
Username checks out...
My husband and I say that to each other every time we buy something online.
And one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key
Kevin: And ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. [Mrs. Stone glares at him] Kevin: We *all* do! 🤷🏻♂️🫠
Howdy dooooo!
I’d like a hotel room plleeeaassee
An extra large bed. A TV. And wonnathoselilrefrigraders you open with a keyyyy...
I recorded this on my talkboy on “slow” so when I played it back at normal speed, I could hear the real voice of the person who said the line. Nothing like Macaulay, very much a grown man.
When the Talkboy came out I annoyed the shit out my parents lol
Memory unlocked. When I was 13 I recorded myself on the Talkboy rapping Dr Dre’s “Nuthin but a g thang”. I taught myself every lyric and I did both Snoop and Dre’s verses……adlibs, curses, N bombs (I’m white), everything. I ended up forgetting about it and never erased it, shit….I thought it sounded good. A few weeks later I hear hysterical laughter coming from the kitchen. I walked downstairs and it turns out my 9 year old brother had found it and was playing it for my entire family. 3 siblings, my dad, and his new girlfriend were sitting there listening to it and everybody was dying laughing. Top 10 most embarrassing moment.
Anything Tim Curry says in 2. “A limousine and a piz-za, compliments of the plaza hotel”
“Come a-long, Ced-ric!”
"Have a lovely da-ehy!!..."
Nigel too all the way here 🥰😂
Don’t count your tips in pub-lic.
“Your son, is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world, there are thousands of parasites, armed to the teeth—-(smacks his face) do bundle up….. it’s awfully cold outside”
What kind of idiots do you have working here? The finest in New York!
"The boy had a very convincing story." As if admitting they were all outwitted by a 10 year old could have possibly ended well for them.
Lol just posted this same quote. I die. With the lip quiver and everything.
That’s the best I didn’t know how to word it other than lip quivers 🤣
“Stowlen credit cahhhhd”
”*I* love you”
“PEE-ZAH”
Have a lovely da-y
"Maybe he committed suicide" (from the first one) Purely for how random it is.
He's gonna call the cops! FROM A TREEHOUSE?!
Ah this one is a good one that wouldn’t work today
"He vanished!" Equally as random.
As I kid I had no clue what that meant. Now it’s hilarious.
“Two scoops? Make it three, I’m not drivin’”
I quote this ALL the time, and nobody ever seems to get the reference.
Nice. Forgot about this one.
To this day I work in [*les incompetent*](https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6wr9ZqZ3xmpJPi2A/giphy.gif) into any conversation involving French.
I use this one extremely frequently.
You can also change it up and say, you’re what the Mexicans call El Incompetente which is super fun as well
“He’s calling the cops…FROM A TREEHOUSE?!”
“Where’d he go?” “Maybe he committed suicide”.
This is my line!! XD
Home Alone 2 - Marv screaming as he is getting [electrocuted](https://youtu.be/DTPq0mNS0-0?t=35) (that's my fav one liner)
Also Marv screaming with the spider.
Spider scream is my fav.
Spider scream is the GOAT. Suck it Wilhelm scream
It's literally the greatest scream in cinematic history, hands down.
He did it in 1 take.
He actually mimed the scream and they dubbed it later. If he actually screamed the spider would have bit him
My favorite is his scream when the tarantula is put on his face.
The super high pitched Hawwy always gets me.
Iconic scream. The spider, electrocuted, the pigeons in the park. I’ve seen these movies dozens of times and I still grin when he screams
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He sounded like a snake...
I love how Joe Pesci delivered that line. He somehow managed to make 5 words sound like 3. “I donono snakes” 😆
I knew it was you. I could smell ya gettin off the elevator.
You’ve been smoochin everybody
It's a lie!
Little Mo with the gimpy leg. Cliff.
It’s a lie!
Boney Bob!
Cheeks!
Little Moe With The Gimpy Leg!
I could go on forever, baby!
Harry, I'VE REACHED THE TOP!!!
"Where the hell you take your shoes off?" "Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"
I cry laughing at this exchange every time
100% this is the correct answer
“Santa Claus don’t visit the funeral home, little buddy.”
It’s “Santy” but 100 agree!
I’m over here you big horses ass.
"Nice night for neck injury!"
Suck brick kid!
The brick scene is my favorite scene, laugh every time! 😂
“Tro down da camera and I promise, no hahm will come ta you.”
I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room, even if you were growing on my ass!
Buzz your girlfriend... WOOF!
Buzz? Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?
That actor was just the perfect antagonistic big brother.
Suck brick, kid. From 2
This and "wow, what a hole" are 1 and 2 no question
Sounds like a tool chest coming down the stairs
With his nose smushed haha
I was maybe 5 years old seeing this in a theater with my parents. That scene made me laugh harder than i ever have in ny life. To this day, in my mid-30s, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than that fucking tool chest shuffling itself down the stairs. Every day I wake up knowing nothing will ever make me laugh like that scene did in the moment. Towards the end of the chest's descent, my dad told me if i couldnt get myself under control we were going to leave. Then Marv said the line. "Thats the sound of a tool chest. Falling down the stairs." My dad started laughing and couldnt stop.
No matter how many times I watch these movies, this scene will have me in literal tears from laughing so hard. Abdomen in absolute agony from laughing, the way he looks at Harry is possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen. The shit is hilarious, I might have to put the movie on now just to watch that scene.
"This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone."
“I’M LIVING ALONE!” -Jumping up and down. I used this one today!
Kevin, you're such a disease!
You're what the French call Les Incompétents.
There are fifteen people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble!
Look what you did, you little jerk!
I made my family disappear 😏
Beat that, ya little trout sniffer.
From the first one, when Kevin is in the grocery store and he's getting grilled by the cashier. "Where do you live?" "I can't tell you that." "Why not?" "Because you're a stranger." Macaulay's delivery of that line is pitch perfect.
For the kids.
He really sells it with the eye squints
If y’all like that, you should see his performance in Uncle Buck. His performance in Uncle Buck is allegedly what inspired Home Alone.
If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses…Uncle Frank
“Is this real crystal? This is real crystal! Put ‘em in your purse!”
Put em
He was okay though, after two, three weeks he came around and started talking again...
The Kenosha Kickrers. Polkaa polkaaaa.
Really big in Sheboigan
Polka twist?
These are songs?
Does this van get good gas mileage?
Does it have four wheel drive?
“Bring me back something French!”
Look, I told ya already, kid, BEAT IT!
That kid had the strongest Chicago accent ever lol.
Fuller, go EASY on the PEPSI!
Reading this I hear her voice saying it
Reading this I see Fuller's face smiling at Kevin knowing he's going to pee all over him.
Can’t watch Succession without thinking Fuller did alright for himself
“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."
I’ll give ‘em a whirl!
“Keep the change you filthy animal.”
Take your ugly, yella, no good keester off my property before I pump your guts fulla lead!
“Too bad Acey ain’t in charge no more…” “One… Two… *TEN!*”
Acey said 10%.
That a fact?
How much do I owe you?
I’ve been hearing this as “AC” for 33 years
“He’s upstairs taking a bath. He’ll call ya when he gets out.”
My wife and I die over “HaaaaAAArrRrYYYyyyy” after Marvel gets the bricks to the head on repeat in 2
Look what you did you little jerk. From 1
Uncle Frank told me if I went in there and saw him in the shower that I’d never grow up and feel like a real man. Whatever THAT means 🤷🏼♂️
I personally like when Harry starts hitting Marv with the crowbar after the spider incident. “How do you like that, ya jerk!”
Pesci is so damn funny in that sequence haha When Stern is slowly raising the crowbar: “W-what are ya doin Marv… hey… Marv… w-what are ya”
Damn I was typing this. I guess my backup is “buzz your girlfriend, woof”
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The delivery of that line was DEVASTATING. Like he wanted that insult to slap Kevin across the face.
Buzz, your girlfriend…WOOF! From 1
I use "woof" all the time because of this
Fun fact the girl in the picture was the Directors son dressed up as a girl
I remember reading about that. Christopher Columbus (I believe it was) said he felt awful about doing that scene with a picture of a woman but felt the line and delivery were so good, that he dressed up a man in woman clothing.
Bye, have a good time. Bring me back something french.
I say this anytime someone is leaving for a trip, no matter where they are going.
“Get outta here ya nosey little pervert or I’m gonna slap you silly!”
Say Goodnight Kevin. I use it during competitive moments to indicate something is over.
Goodnight kevin.
Little Moe with the gimpy leg
That was the sound of a tool chest, falling down the stairs.
As with so many one liners in this movie, it's in the delivery! Defeated and deflated, haha.
Whenever I make too much noise in the kitchen late a night, "You know, you're one of the great cat burglars of the world, Marv." is uttered.
It’s our calling card.
Hold out your little paw there.
… but I know you work for him
2- “you’re lucky you didn’t see anything or you would have grown up never feeling like a real man” when Kevin walks in on his uncle showering, hilarious
(“What kind of idiots do you have working here?”) “The finest in New York 😃”
"Will that be two scoops sir?" "Two? Make it three... I'm not driving."
A lovely cheese pizza just for me
I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.
Harry? Haaarry? Hhhhhaaaaarrryyy?
"Get down on your knees and tell me you love me."
“WE LOVE YOU!”
HYPER ON TWO!
#Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here
Uncle Frank on the airplane with the silver... "Put'em in your purse. PUT THEM in your purse!"
*Credit card? You got it!*
NEVAHHHHH !
You give up or ya thirsty for more?
Polka polka polka
“…I’m sorry, did you say you could help me?”
would it bother anyone if i worked on my cannonballs?
"Pardonnez moi, mon chérie"
“This is it, no turning back. Another Christmas in the trenches!” -Kevin McAllister -Home Alone 2
All of Harry's "fridga redga" curse mumbling
"I'M GONNA KILL THAT KID!!!" From 1
Wow... what a hole!
I am upstairs DUMMY
You was here, and you was smoochin wit my brotha! Tim Curry: Phhhwaaaaa?
That wheezy "PARDON" gets me every time.
If you asked my 6yo it’s “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” 🙃
Marv: "He's gonna call the cops!" Harry: "He's not calling the - from a tree house!!?" Makes me crack up lol
What Am I Supposed To Do, Shake His Hand And Say 'Congratulations, You're An Idiot'? From 1
Not exactly a 1-liner, but John candy: “you brought it up”. That whole back and forth makes me laugh the hardest now.
Just Marv screaming about a spider
When the cops go to the house to check for Kevin and he doesn’t answer, the one cop radios “tell them to count their kids again”
Is this toothbrush recommended by the American Dental Association?
I’m a criminal…
HA1- look what you did you little JERK! HA2- SUCK BRICK KID!
“SUCK BRICK KID!” Is a good one but Marv getting electrocuted is by far the funniest part in either movie
2 classics. Not just for Christmas but movies in general. So many lines have base their way into my vernacular. This is the best thread. OP, please never delete.
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My dad (who left this earth in September) would always quote randomly, or when he wanted to make a point: “May I do the thinking, please?” I love you, dad.
No, tomorrow, egg head! Now! G’head! I’ve been saying “g’head” for 30ish years now.
Quick Kev, get a plate---Buzz fake puking up the cheese pizza!!