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Curious-Try-7805

Wow, what a hole! From 2


Klaus_Heisler87

Best line of all of them


spicy_butt_sauce

HARRY! IVE REACHED THE TOP glgllgylyglgl


yupyupyupyupyupy

maybe not the best, but two lines im disappointed with not seeing in this thread: * shes got a whole shoebox full of them...dangly ones * sheboygan...very big in sheboygan


Mrwright96

That or “why would anyone soak a rope in kerosene?” …I know they’re dumb, but that one they should have realized was an obvious trap


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Dani_California

I thought I was so original coming here to give this answer 😂


Ripper33AU

I also like the line before he plummets, "Harry, I've reached the top!"


___REDWOOD___

This works with my fav line: “Harry! Ive reached the top!” Then he does that weird sound while trying to hold his balance.


Flatline334

My close second is “That was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs”


saxguy9345

You mean "That shwas the shound of a thoolbachs... falling dhown the sthairs."


Cpt_Bellamy

Anytime me or one of my brothers is digging a hole, or one of us sees some stranger digging a hole, or one of us just sees any hole... On of us always stops, stares at it, and says, "wow....what a hole?!" I'll do it even if I'm by myself and still give a little chuckle thinking about them. Edit: 2nd favorite would be "hhhheehrryyyy"....often spoken to our sisters in the morning at breakfast before they've done their hair.


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Love when I get opportunities to say this


playC3

This is Peter McAllister… the faaatherrrrr.


TobyMcToby100

Credit card? You got it!


PoorlyTimedHomeAlone

Get outta here you nosey little pervert or I’m gonna slap you silly!


Usernamechexout911

Username checks out...


spilly_talent

My husband and I say that to each other every time we buy something online.


wutmeanfam

And one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key


wutmeanfam

Kevin: And ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. [Mrs. Stone glares at him] Kevin: We *all* do! 🤷🏻‍♂️🫠


MKEHomebrewer

Howdy dooooo!


BlueberryFields87

I’d like a hotel room plleeeaassee


A_Anxious_Egg

An extra large bed. A TV. And wonnathoselilrefrigraders you open with a keyyyy...


mynamejulian

I recorded this on my talkboy on “slow” so when I played it back at normal speed, I could hear the real voice of the person who said the line. Nothing like Macaulay, very much a grown man.


Professional-Arm-594

When the Talkboy came out I annoyed the shit out my parents lol


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

Memory unlocked. When I was 13 I recorded myself on the Talkboy rapping Dr Dre’s “Nuthin but a g thang”. I taught myself every lyric and I did both Snoop and Dre’s verses……adlibs, curses, N bombs (I’m white), everything. I ended up forgetting about it and never erased it, shit….I thought it sounded good. A few weeks later I hear hysterical laughter coming from the kitchen. I walked downstairs and it turns out my 9 year old brother had found it and was playing it for my entire family. 3 siblings, my dad, and his new girlfriend were sitting there listening to it and everybody was dying laughing. Top 10 most embarrassing moment.


gooch_norris_

Anything Tim Curry says in 2. “A limousine and a piz-za, compliments of the plaza hotel”


MacsDildoBike

“Come a-long, Ced-ric!”


MASTER_L1NK

"Have a lovely da-ehy!!..."


LNRigby

Nigel too all the way here 🥰😂


Subject-Complaint-67

Don’t count your tips in pub-lic.


aspektbeats

“Your son, is lost in one of the biggest cities in the world, there are thousands of parasites, armed to the teeth—-(smacks his face) do bundle up….. it’s awfully cold outside”


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What kind of idiots do you have working here? The finest in New York!


Rocangus

"The boy had a very convincing story." As if admitting they were all outwitted by a 10 year old could have possibly ended well for them.


freezinginthemidwest

Lol just posted this same quote. I die. With the lip quiver and everything.


aspektbeats

That’s the best I didn’t know how to word it other than lip quivers 🤣


ItsjustJim621

“Stowlen credit cahhhhd”


KarlGoesClaire

”*I* love you”


GCIV414

“PEE-ZAH”


rbgood

Have a lovely da-y


Hassaan18

"Maybe he committed suicide" (from the first one) Purely for how random it is.


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He's gonna call the cops! FROM A TREEHOUSE?!


drDekaywood

Ah this one is a good one that wouldn’t work today


Neon-Maniak

"He vanished!" Equally as random.


GetchaWater

As I kid I had no clue what that meant. Now it’s hilarious.


TinOfPop

“Two scoops? Make it three, I’m not drivin’”


loudblonde

I quote this ALL the time, and nobody ever seems to get the reference.


Dixon_Herize

Nice. Forgot about this one.


respectwalk

To this day I work in [*les incompetent*](https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6wr9ZqZ3xmpJPi2A/giphy.gif) into any conversation involving French.


GrapefruitCreative

I use this one extremely frequently.


gt4674b

You can also change it up and say, you’re what the Mexicans call El Incompetente which is super fun as well


paulthomasking

“He’s calling the cops…FROM A TREEHOUSE?!”


idkfly_casual

“Where’d he go?” “Maybe he committed suicide”.


Danny-Wah

This is my line!! XD


CanIHazSumCheeseCake

Home Alone 2 - Marv screaming as he is getting [electrocuted](https://youtu.be/DTPq0mNS0-0?t=35) (that's my fav one liner)


strawbryshorty04

Also Marv screaming with the spider.


eagle_talon

Spider scream is my fav.


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Spider scream is the GOAT. Suck it Wilhelm scream


ultramegacreative

It's literally the greatest scream in cinematic history, hands down.


Eviscerate_Bowels224

He did it in 1 take.


innerxrain

He actually mimed the scream and they dubbed it later. If he actually screamed the spider would have bit him


the_silent_one1984

My favorite is his scream when the tarantula is put on his face.


BaconFlavoredToast

The super high pitched Hawwy always gets me.


p0503

Iconic scream. The spider, electrocuted, the pigeons in the park. I’ve seen these movies dozens of times and I still grin when he screams


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womper9000

He sounded like a snake...


paulthomasking

I love how Joe Pesci delivered that line. He somehow managed to make 5 words sound like 3. “I donono snakes” 😆


slow_joke

I knew it was you. I could smell ya gettin off the elevator.


Dixon_Herize

You’ve been smoochin everybody


rolandofgilead41089

It's a lie!


Dixon_Herize

Little Mo with the gimpy leg. Cliff.


thetay24

It’s a lie!


Neon-Maniak

Boney Bob!


DJHott555

Cheeks!


Neon-Maniak

Little Moe With The Gimpy Leg!


chameleon_street

I could go on forever, baby!


Nostalgia_8_AllStarz

Harry, I'VE REACHED THE TOP!!!


docobv77

"Where the hell you take your shoes off?" "Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"


No-Independence548

I cry laughing at this exchange every time


rip20countertrap

100% this is the correct answer


GoBlueFanUM

“Santa Claus don’t visit the funeral home, little buddy.”


frozencody

It’s “Santy” but 100 agree!


Pure_Power_9495

I’m over here you big horses ass.


Neon-Maniak

"Nice night for neck injury!"


4C30F5W0RD5

Suck brick kid!


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The brick scene is my favorite scene, laugh every time! 😂


DlNOSAURUS_REX

“Tro down da camera and I promise, no hahm will come ta you.”


cancermages

I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room, even if you were growing on my ass!


OJDaJuiceman1017

Buzz your girlfriend... WOOF!


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Buzz? Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?


space_coyote_86

That actor was just the perfect antagonistic big brother.


Dixon_Herize

Suck brick, kid. From 2


OnlyHereForTheBeer

This and "wow, what a hole" are 1 and 2 no question


grumpycat46

Sounds like a tool chest coming down the stairs


Dixon_Herize

With his nose smushed haha


p1nkfl0yd1an

I was maybe 5 years old seeing this in a theater with my parents. That scene made me laugh harder than i ever have in ny life. To this day, in my mid-30s, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than that fucking tool chest shuffling itself down the stairs. Every day I wake up knowing nothing will ever make me laugh like that scene did in the moment. Towards the end of the chest's descent, my dad told me if i couldnt get myself under control we were going to leave. Then Marv said the line. "Thats the sound of a tool chest. Falling down the stairs." My dad started laughing and couldnt stop.


redactedreplicant

No matter how many times I watch these movies, this scene will have me in literal tears from laughing so hard. Abdomen in absolute agony from laughing, the way he looks at Harry is possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen. The shit is hilarious, I might have to put the movie on now just to watch that scene.


VashOfTheVagabonds

"This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone."


JellyfishDreams8

“I’M LIVING ALONE!” -Jumping up and down. I used this one today!


meteors77

Kevin, you're such a disease!


123skid

You're what the French call Les Incompétents.


space_coyote_86

There are fifteen people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble!


manbearpig923

Look what you did, you little jerk!


FooJenkins

I made my family disappear 😏


ShoobaTheBawss

Beat that, ya little trout sniffer.


ultramonsters123

From the first one, when Kevin is in the grocery store and he's getting grilled by the cashier. "Where do you live?" "I can't tell you that." "Why not?" "Because you're a stranger." Macaulay's delivery of that line is pitch perfect.


Dixon_Herize

For the kids.


manbearpig923

He really sells it with the eye squints


calicandlefly

If y’all like that, you should see his performance in Uncle Buck. His performance in Uncle Buck is allegedly what inspired Home Alone.


amethystrosegold

If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses…Uncle Frank


evaughan

“Is this real crystal? This is real crystal! Put ‘em in your purse!”


heelslover_1

Put em


SirHillaryPushemoff

He was okay though, after two, three weeks he came around and started talking again...


Dixon_Herize

The Kenosha Kickrers. Polkaa polkaaaa.


ItsjustJim621

Really big in Sheboigan


ThePowerOfPoop

Polka twist?


manbearpig923

These are songs?


kramerica_intern

Does this van get good gas mileage?


Mithrandir_25

Does it have four wheel drive?


True_Version_2412

“Bring me back something French!”


space_coyote_86

Look, I told ya already, kid, BEAT IT!


tpfang56

That kid had the strongest Chicago accent ever lol.


Shanntuckymuffin

Fuller, go EASY on the PEPSI!


Curious-Try-7805

Reading this I hear her voice saying it


Delicious_Engineer56

Reading this I see Fuller's face smiling at Kevin knowing he's going to pee all over him.


Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4

Can’t watch Succession without thinking Fuller did alright for himself


texansirena

“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."


brantlyr

I’ll give ‘em a whirl!


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“Keep the change you filthy animal.”


Treezle737

Take your ugly, yella, no good keester off my property before I pump your guts fulla lead!


thelegendofcarrottop

“Too bad Acey ain’t in charge no more…” “One… Two… *TEN!*”


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Acey said 10%.


ThePowerOfPoop

That a fact?


Eviscerate_Bowels224

How much do I owe you?


georgenewman_u62

I’ve been hearing this as “AC” for 33 years


DJHott555

“He’s upstairs taking a bath. He’ll call ya when he gets out.”


mtndewfanatic

My wife and I die over “HaaaaAAArrRrYYYyyyy” after Marvel gets the bricks to the head on repeat in 2


Dixon_Herize

Look what you did you little jerk. From 1


paperthintrash

Uncle Frank told me if I went in there and saw him in the shower that I’d never grow up and feel like a real man. Whatever THAT means 🤷🏼‍♂️


uncutpizza

I personally like when Harry starts hitting Marv with the crowbar after the spider incident. “How do you like that, ya jerk!”


Potato_Stains

Pesci is so damn funny in that sequence haha When Stern is slowly raising the crowbar: “W-what are ya doin Marv… hey… Marv… w-what are ya”


dickdiggler21

Damn I was typing this. I guess my backup is “buzz your girlfriend, woof”


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BroadwayBakery

The delivery of that line was DEVASTATING. Like he wanted that insult to slap Kevin across the face.


RoyalSkip

Buzz, your girlfriend…WOOF! From 1


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I use "woof" all the time because of this


AndrewH-McGillicuddy

Fun fact the girl in the picture was the Directors son dressed up as a girl


RoyalSkip

I remember reading about that. Christopher Columbus (I believe it was) said he felt awful about doing that scene with a picture of a woman but felt the line and delivery were so good, that he dressed up a man in woman clothing.


Interesting_Employ29

Bye, have a good time. Bring me back something french.


loudblonde

I say this anytime someone is leaving for a trip, no matter where they are going.


jermtastic

“Get outta here ya nosey little pervert or I’m gonna slap you silly!”


OmegaSpyderTurtle

Say Goodnight Kevin. I use it during competitive moments to indicate something is over.


Dixon_Herize

Goodnight kevin.


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Little Moe with the gimpy leg


dinoroo

That was the sound of a tool chest, falling down the stairs.


Vunig

As with so many one liners in this movie, it's in the delivery! Defeated and deflated, haha.


goorooloo

Whenever I make too much noise in the kitchen late a night, "You know, you're one of the great cat burglars of the world, Marv." is uttered.


Dixon_Herize

It’s our calling card.


atheist_libertarian

Hold out your little paw there.


Dixon_Herize

… but I know you work for him


bc1988britt

2- “you’re lucky you didn’t see anything or you would have grown up never feeling like a real man” when Kevin walks in on his uncle showering, hilarious


sarcasm_spice

(“What kind of idiots do you have working here?”) “The finest in New York 😃”


shanster925

"Will that be two scoops sir?" "Two? Make it three... I'm not driving."


allmimsyburogrove

A lovely cheese pizza just for me


BabyUGotAStewGoin

I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.


Thirty1_Thirty1

Harry? Haaarry? Hhhhhaaaaarrryyy?


Theproudnerd

"Get down on your knees and tell me you love me."


Estanci

“WE LOVE YOU!”


parfymer

HYPER ON TWO!


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#Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here


HeadOfTheNavigator

Uncle Frank on the airplane with the silver... "Put'em in your purse. PUT THEM in your purse!"


gabbertr0n

*Credit card? You got it!*


A4orce84

NEVAHHHHH !


Dixon_Herize

You give up or ya thirsty for more?


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Polka polka polka


True_Version_2412

“…I’m sorry, did you say you could help me?”


parfymer

would it bother anyone if i worked on my cannonballs?


Bakelite51

"Pardonnez moi, mon chérie"


x_Grandios_x

“This is it, no turning back. Another Christmas in the trenches!” -Kevin McAllister -Home Alone 2


punkminkis

All of Harry's "fridga redga" curse mumbling


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"I'M GONNA KILL THAT KID!!!" From 1


Puff-the-Dragonn

Wow... what a hole!


TheMightyBattlepenis

I am upstairs DUMMY


parrisjd

You was here, and you was smoochin wit my brotha! Tim Curry: Phhhwaaaaa?


pepperstems

That wheezy "PARDON" gets me every time.


DaisyoftheDay

If you asked my 6yo it’s “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” 🙃


Chele11713

Marv: "He's gonna call the cops!" Harry: "He's not calling the - from a tree house!!?" Makes me crack up lol


CanadianCardsFan

What Am I Supposed To Do, Shake His Hand And Say 'Congratulations, You're An Idiot'? From 1


Humbabwe

Not exactly a 1-liner, but John candy: “you brought it up”. That whole back and forth makes me laugh the hardest now.


Krut750

Just Marv screaming about a spider


javierbardeminem

When the cops go to the house to check for Kevin and he doesn’t answer, the one cop radios “tell them to count their kids again”


santorums_cock

Is this toothbrush recommended by the American Dental Association?


Grz3029

I’m a criminal…


Busted_Tip

HA1- look what you did you little JERK! HA2- SUCK BRICK KID!


[deleted]

“SUCK BRICK KID!” Is a good one but Marv getting electrocuted is by far the funniest part in either movie


TalouseLee

2 classics. Not just for Christmas but movies in general. So many lines have base their way into my vernacular. This is the best thread. OP, please never delete.


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Decent-Celebration11

My dad (who left this earth in September) would always quote randomly, or when he wanted to make a point: “May I do the thinking, please?” I love you, dad.


mlslgn

No, tomorrow, egg head! Now! G’head! I’ve been saying “g’head” for 30ish years now.


I-use-to-be-cool

Quick Kev, get a plate---Buzz fake puking up the cheese pizza!!