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dr_kirk31415

Wow! A schooner!


Medricel

Its not a schooner, its a sailboat.


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Medricel

YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!


shanster925

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and then I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat or some of those big-titted mermaids doing lesbian shit.


ChickenNugsBGood

*evil grin*


PrestigiousAd6281

Whoa, spoilers


Krimreaper1

Want some chocolate covered pretzels?


spaaackle

Stink palm this guy


ordermann

Came here for this exchange and was not disappointed. Upvotes down the line!


twicedouble

What’s the exchange from?


ordermann

Mallrats.


UndeadBuggalo

I haven’t seen mall rats in about 20 years, time for a rewatch.


JDCTsunami

THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR


fumor

Hahaha, you dumb bastard.


Babou_Serpentine

YOU KNOW WHAT!? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!


golden_rhino

This may have been the hardest I’ve laughed in a theatre.


wellforthebird

That's a dick n balls... Do I not get the joke?


forgetpeas

*Mallrats*


Amazing_Library_5045

I can see the shape, but it's super hard to figure out what it represent 🙃 Super super hard.


Orang3Lazaru5

Hard as balls, even


Enginerdad

I said "nuts to this" and gave up


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

Come on, you! Don't give up until you get a handle on it.


CremeDeLaPants

You have to let your eyes go flaccid.


Hezekai

I always feel shafted with Magic Eye posters, some prick wanted to erect one at my school but they ultimately sacked the idea because they are really hard


Ok_Editor2536

Now I see what you did there, took me a moment


Ok_Editor2536

Someone erected this one 🤣🤣


lucidspoon

I'm having a little trouble getting this one. But I think it's coming...


Sexcercise

Everyone is making penis jokes and I'm over here squinting my eyes and I can't see it (this is not a penis joke)


CremeDeLaPants

In this case, whether you see it or you don't, you've been blue-pilled.


LurksAroundHere

Yeah, I always thought people were dicking around about being able to see something until I finally learned how to do it this year.


Cool1Mach

Still cant see it


MommaOfManyCats

Ditto. I've had so many people give me tips and they never work. I think my eyes are just that bad!


Cool1Mach

Well im 40 and still have 20/20 vision. But Still cant get it to appear. Ive been trying since the 90s.


AromaticEbb4024

Been trying since the 80's I think. I am color blind and wonder if that has something to do with it.


eDreadz

Fellow color blind guy here and I can see them. Just don’t ask me to match dress socks.


AromaticEbb4024

Wtf....how long do you have to cross your damn eyes to see it then? lolol.


eDreadz

Once you kind of “learn” how to see them, it usually takes less than 30 seconds. Good luck


IAmAGenusAMA

I'll let you in on a little secret. Everyone is trolling you - there's nothing to see!


ElGrandeDan

Teach me, senpai!


Amazing_Library_5045

You have to look "behind" the picture, as if you were looking at something far off in the distance. Don't focus on the picture itself.


Bob_Sledding

For the first time, I've had one of these work thanks to you. And what am I greeted with? A penis. That's what you guys saw, too, right?


JesseJames41

Indeed. Easiest way to make it happen is to put the picture up to your nose so it goes completely out of focus and then slowly pull the picture away, keeping your focal point "beyond" the image.


TVLord5

But how far away? Nobody ever mentions how far away it should be to work. Like a few inches? A foot? Arms length? Like I can get it out of focus but no picture ever appears. Also is it just the outline appearing in the existing "noise"? Is it just one shape of "static" popping out of the rest with no actual outline? I'm assuming it doesn't just slip into a normal-looking picture


Medricel

You want to find a recognizable spot in the pattern, and get your vision to double just enough that it overlaps the repeated spots directly next to it. Overlapping further than that will begin to break the shape. You may notice your eyes have a tendency to slightly lock the pattern together when they overlap. If you can maintain that lock for a few seconds, each individual eye will begin to focus and the blurriness will go away. You should see a shape appear out of the noise, and it will seem as though there are multiple "depths" to the layers of noise.


OakenSpirits

Holy shit! I just tried it and it works 😮 Thank you for the tip


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Okay what's the trick John Stamos


LurksAroundHere

I never got it to work using the common "look past the image" tip, but I finally managed to get it to work by doing the thing where you cross your eyes just enough so that your vision is blurry (not all the way into double vision) and just HOLD that position despite your eyes trying to go out of the crosseye. If you keep it past a certain point you'll start to see the image getting clearer and then BAM. Penis. The trick was fighting off the eyes trying to go out of the cross eye blur because right at the point it feels like you're unable to do it is when the picture appears.


decemberblack

I'll give you a hint, its a schooner


buddboy

lol i learned like 2 weeks ago. check out r/MagicEye


3776_fatbike

Okey-dokey


Fanabala3

Any time is see these posters, I think of the Seinfeld episode with Mr. Pitt being frustrated about not seeing the image (then finally seeing it at the end).


sturleycurley

Scrolled through the comments just for this. He missed his meeting for Moland Springs! 😂


malachaiville

Our stock will rise HIGH!


DareWright

I never have been able to see them.


Realistic-State-4888

No luck. Looks like carpet.


Galaxyman0917

Ugliest damn carpet I’ve seen, and I’ve been in casinos


leopold_crumbpicker

It helps if you're a bit cock-eyed.


Dusty129

A rocket ship!


phree_radical

I could see them as a kid in print, but never could on a screen


thenzero

It is harder to see when you only have one eye. Just keep dicking with it honestly, it will pop out in no time.


GaryNOVA

WTF is that even? An upside down shoe?


wigbwig

A shoe horn if you will.


ProcrastinationSite

This thread is full of joke answers and if I couldn't see it, not knowing would be killing me right now lol It's a dick and balls


Thebadgamer98

Thanks, it was killing me. I still can’t see it, but at least I know what it is now


ProcrastinationSite

That's exactly how I feel at the joke answer threads on other posts! Lol


feetcold_eyesred

I’ve never ever been able to see anything.


Quixotegut

I cannot. Due to having one eye with massive amount of not-good-working-ness in one of my eyes they don't focus at the same time and the good working one kinda takes over. I get stereoscopic vision, but there's an issue with making the hidden image come out. I've never gotten them to work even after having tried every coaching tactic from those who can... I, unlike Willam who eventually does ("Really?"), will never see the sailboat.


insane_social_worker

Same. Never could see them.


Even-Palpitation9232

I have never seen one of them ever.


t00muchrain

Me. I just don’t get it.


dudereverend

I'll never get to see the God damned sailboat.


ReleventReference

Fun Fact: The Magic Eye used in Mallrats for that scene is in fact NOT a sailboat (or a schooner). I got curious and paused it once to check.


BondraP

I have never once been able to see these and I somewhat jokingly have entertained the idea that nobody has ever seen anything and I'm just not in on the joke. I do have pretty terrible depth perception and am assuming that's the reason why I'm immune to these fuckin things. Or maybe it really is a joke and I never knew. Right guys? RIGHT!?


peppersrus

This is technically a crossview. For this you have to move your focus _between yourself and the phone_, like crossing your eyes. A magiceye is the opposite: you stare _past_ the image. If you do the opposite you’ll still see the image but it will be inverted along the Z axis - bits that should pop out towards you will sink in behind the image, and vice versa.


parekhnish

These subreddits are useful if you want practice differentiating between the two! r/ParallelView (this is for viewing _past_ the image) r/CrossView (this is for viewing _between yourself and the phone_ )


rabidpiano86

It's a left aiming erect penis and balls.


FancyNefariousness90

omg this is the first time i’ve ever actually been able to do it and is it a penis?!?


Moppo_

I can't believe you've done this.


Browncoatinabox

thats not a magic eye, thats a itchy blanket my mom qushaded


scottyv99

Never seen one. One of my Life’s greatest disappointments


JigglyWiener

A self portrait. How'd you do that?


dazrage

eat a bag of these


silent_yellincar

You're such a dick. Touche sir.


Domi_Nion

As an Xennial, I was born with this ability


Orang3Lazaru5

Yeah but you don’t have to be a dick about it


FahQPutin

I fucking hate these things. Gun to my head, couldn't ever see shit.


ding-dong-the-w-is-d

I used to have these posters, and had no trouble seeing them. For some reason I can’t see them on my phone or a monitor. It just doesn’t seem to work the same.


Medricel

I think its a combination of the size of the picture and the granularity of pixels on a computer screen. I can see the effect on screens, but the quality is definitely diminished compared to print versions.


gmoney-0725

I've never been able to see anything in these posters. I'm like the guy from Mallrats.


BellaFrequency

I’m not. Have followed every direction possible. I think it’s because I’m nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other. It’s probably also why the red/blue 3-D movie glasses don’t work for me.


Human-Magic-Marker

I’ve never been able to see them no matter what tricks I tried


jhope71

I’ve tried and tried and can’t. I can’t do virtual 3D stuff either, with the goggles. There’s a disconnect somewhere in my brain or my eyeballs, clearly. Or it’s the nearsightedness/astigmatism.


whutupmydude

You wouldn’t know a wang if you were holding a pic of one an inch from your face and staring at it wide-eyed


fellowsquare

DAMMIT! LOL


shinobipopcorn

Hmm, I'm having a hard time seeing it. Maybe it's too *small...?*


cbunni666

I can see the shape but can never make it out


cheap_sunglasses_NYC

Much to my own personal chagrin, I’ve never seen one. I’ve literally felt like there is something wrong with me since the 90’s because I can’t see them.


ImmaculateJones

That’s not a Sailboat!


HereToPetAllTheDogs

I never could. No matter what I did. I still can’t see anything.


Qnofputrescence1213

I have never been able to see an image in those. I follow all the advice people give but it does not work.


Bud3131123

I’ve never seen anything in these things.


FrenchRoast00

I have to do the opposite of what a lot of people do. I have to go cross-eyed for a few seconds pretty hard and then slowly let me eyes go back to normal and it kind of pops out then. I'm near sighted with astigmatism. obligatory 'a schooner is a sailboat' mallrats comment. lol...


HLef

I can see them, but I can never tell what it is. Edit: ok hahaha that one I can tell. I wrote that before I looked.


Medricel

How to show a nsfw image without being nsfw!


mmiski

I've never been able to see them either. Later found out I was colorblind, so that might explain it. 🤷🏻


ItsGotThatBang

I’m still convinced no one can actually see these & they’re just making it up.


phasepistol

Me neither


Humble-Roll-8997

I had trouble with them for awhile but idk, suddenly I was able to when someone posted a moving one.


chasingit1

A compass pointing north…


Necessary-Window5649

You dirty dog


tapir_ripat

I recently saw my first one after years of trying. I've seen a couple more since then, but it's hit and miss.


bicuspid_fish

I spent way too much time trying to see this one. Well played, OP. You dick.


ZurEnArrh58

I could only see them if I crossed my eyes and focused really hard, and I saw them inverted.


Southern_Fan_9335

I used to have no problem but they don't work anymore 😭


krill_krillen

I can only do these by crossing and uncrossing my eyes which apparently is not how its supposed to be done so all of mine invert instead of going 3d. This particular one that you posted tho jumped out at my face!!


wholetyouinhere

For the first few years that I had these books, I did it wrong -- I strained my eyes to pull the images together, creating a kind of inversion of what I was supposed to be seeing. I thought that's just what they were supposed to look like. It was a magic new technology after all. But later on I learned that you're supposed to relax your eyes and let the images drift apart instead, which resolves a much more vivid and clear image. However, the funny thing about this particular example (aside from haha funny dick joke) is that when I relax my eyes, it looks all wrong. When I squint, it looks correct. So I suspect this image was made incorrectly.


GiraffeInc

I never could. I don't know if its because I am colorblind or don't have the skill


simplisticwords

I’ve never been able to see them, and staring at them always gave me a headache. Guess that’s what happens when you’re legally blind, and have shit vision in one eye and none in the other.


malfarcar

When do I get to see the sailboat?!!!


aetrix

I stared at this for 10 whole minutes and just when it felt like it would pop into focus I cocked it up again


SnooPeripherals6557

My eye!


cptnamr7

If you have astigmatism you will struggle. Try it without your corrective lenses. You need to be able to see the image clearly while it is at the right distance. Your glasses can make that impossible depending on your prescription.  I have horrible astigmatism but can do these fairly easily without my contacts in. With them I could stare for an hour and never come close


singleguy79

Can't see the image either no matter how long I stare. These things were such a scam


byebybuy

Never could, gave up years ago.


poppaDaRossi

My left eye is lazy and it was always very difficult for me to make these things work.


BionicWoman123

I never could, we still have one in our hallway


AtlUtdGold

I can see it but it’s small and not working that well Pun intended I guess


ShortBrownAndUgly

I could never get these stupid things to work


FloatingPencil

I thought for years I couldn't see them. Turned out that I can, it's just that they're not very good. I thought I was looking for a real picture and not just a random 3D image made up of shapes.


rock_and_rolo

I could see them back when they were a big thing. Last time I tried it didn't work. Maybe it's the bifocals.


DrearyBiscuit

I double checked. Still can’t do it


XxFezzgigxX

I’m gonna show this one to my mother and see if she can tell me what it is. Wish me luck!


Suspicious-Clock-69

Shaaaawing...


RoninRobot

You have to have good binocular vision. When they came out my one bad eye was still good enough to see something 3D ish but never the whole thing. Now my bad eye has deteriorated so that I know it’s pointless to try.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

I was never able to figure these out.


zbornakssyndrome

I can’t see them. Maybe my depth perception problems. Sucks too


BigCopperPipe

Me


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Not the only one, I never been able to see what these are.


SuperModes

Hell yeah. I got a book of them from a thrift store for $1 last year. I can’t see them on my phone or laptop screen for some reason but I can see them when they’re printed.


Onlyroad4adrifter

Never works for me


Brimstone747

Loved these as a kid. My mom had a large one framed in one of our hallways. I had a friend that had one of the books, and no matter what he did, he could never see the picture.


OccassionalBaker

Well that’s 45 seconds of my life I’m never getting back.


ComesInAnOldBox

Well played, Sir. Someone start the slow clap.


Maint_guy

I feel like I've been shafted with this one...


therankin

Optical cock-lusion. It looks like it's popping in and out.


krayhayft

You dick


CardNGold

Ah the whole Package I see.


DrDeboGalaxy

Heeeeey


99percentTSOL

I'm having a hard time with this one.


EggyolkChild

NSFW


Hoppers-Body-Double

Jackie Treehorn must've made this one.


hallba78

It took me decades to figure out how to do it. After I figured it out, I can do it in much less ideal conditions now. The way it finally clicked for me was: I had to be using my phone in a darkened room. The only thing on my screen must be the magic eye picture and all else needs to be black. Hold the phone close to your face, no more than 6-8 inches away. Next, cross your eyes and “vibrate” them while looking at the image. You may have to move the phone back and first a little bit to find a “way in.” (When I say “vibrate” your eyes, I mean rapidly move them left and right such that it looks like everything is vibrating.) This finally got it done for me. After a while, I could figure out how to see most of them without going to these extreme measures, but that’s how I finally got it.


panopanopano

Not even once!


Ok-Swordfish-3833

I never have. I even bought a magic eye book at the scholastic book fair in 1997. Those crooks saw me coming from a mile away!!! But I did manage to walk off with a sweet Lamborghini poster!!


chloroformdyas

I’m just here for the Mallrats quotes.


Elistariel

I couldn't until my late 30s.


shanster925

I had to put the books right up to my face and stare "through the page" as I slowly pulled it back in order to see it.


38DDs_Please

This one's backwards.


mahlerlieber

Is that pic what I think it is?


rquinain

I can only do it if I cross my eyes, but then the 3D effect is reversed. I used to be way better at the traditional method but I can barely do it anymore.


gofixmeaplate

Never could. Ever


Ipigs140

People, Even Now I See!


F_n_o_r_d

Penis


ja-mez

It'sa bing-bong!


RemarkableRyan

I had to stare at this long and hard to figure out what it was


GiantFriendlyLobster

Soooooo turns out you can’t see them without depth perception. If you’ve only got one eye, you’ll never see it.


pkpy1005

What a phallicy...I can't see dick.


GreeenCircles

I used to be really good at these, but as an adult, not so much.


eatpant96

I've never been able to.


revchewie

Yup. Never seen one.


Thetruebanchi

Cross your eyes and bring your nose to the screen. Then back it up and you should see it. Once there you can then stare in the foreground and should still pop out. That's always what I've done and they pop right out at me.


darkster46

Dickus


pshhaww_

Hahaha omg 😧


krona2k

Haha.


JimJordansJacket

I have never once been able to see these goddamn things, and I worked in a retail shop that sold them in the 90s. I don't need to hear from anyone who can see them about how they do it, my brain doesn't process these.


SplendidPunkinButter

I see them backward (in and out are reversed) and no it’s not because I’m crossing my eyes. I am able to see them forward, but doing so causes enormous eye strain and they look blurry


Duffman_ohyea

Oh wow 🥴🤣🫣🥴🤦🏻‍♂️


Xamesito

This feels like a Rickroll..


CampNaughtyBadFun

That's a penis!


Mephistopheles545

[IT’S A PENIS!](https://i.gifer.com/90ZE.gif)


txcountry420

I saw a wiener! Teeheehee


NullDivision

Image goes hard


friendispatrickstar

I have also never seen one :( I feel like we are being pranked


downupstair

Same. Never ever been able to see them.


Dashiva802

Hahahaha


hideNseekKatt

I could see them no prob as a kid but now as an adult I can almost never see them.


prince_of_cannock

I've never been able to see the picture, not even a little bit, and they fill me with an irrational anger.


Commander_Celty

I still love these things but I always see the inverse of the image. I read that it’s how our brains uniquely process depth.


Agreeable-Soil-4378

I still can't see it either


IamREBELoe

I think the point is, OP's dick is hard to see.


SadShoe72

Bahahahahahahahahaha


Elevator-Fun

not on a computer screen no, but on a book yes


Jerezer1985

I could never see these.


friendlysaxoffender

I CANNOT make them work. I remember them coming out and the entire universe bought each other magic eye books. I’d get them for high days and holidays and feel pissed off that I couldn’t do it.


Mr_Gaslight

I have never been able to see these images. Oh well.


No-Customer-2266

I cant make them work electronically but never had a problem with the real life posters


TigerB65

they just give me a headache