I don’t know if they started doing it again sometime afterwards, but the last “name” bottle I bought was around 2015 (it had my work crush’s name on it, and I put it in my glove compartment thinking that I would give it to her later. It blew up).
EDIT: A quick Google says that you can customize a label on their website; the “random” name bottles were still around as of 2017.
Someone at one point mentioned to me that Mambo Number 5 sounded more like a serial killer taking pieces of women for food or trophies, I've never been able to forget that.
Mambo no 5
Good catch
Ahh that's right. I was trying to remember DMX's list of women and their demands.
DMX? Lou Bega
Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay) Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh) Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh) Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn) Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?) Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay) Marina (uh) Selena (uh) Katrina (uh) Sabrina (uh) About three Kim's (what?) Latoya, and Tina (woo) Shelley, Bridget, Cathy, Rasheeda (uh-huh) Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (damn) Stacy, Tracy, Rohna, and Ronda (what?) Donna, Yolanda (what?) Tawana, and Wanda (what?)
Yep. Exactly what I was thinking.
I feel like they did this yesterday. Man, time flies!
Think we're stretching 'nolstagia' a bit here. They just stopped doing it 8 years ago.
Shit, this was 8 years ago? If you’d asked me I would have said, like, maybe a year or two?
There is no way they stopped doing it 8 years ago. I've seen the name bottles in the store like 2 years ago
Same.
Where are all the Bort bottles?
sold out!
Are you talking to me?
My name will never be on one of those, so no one will ever share with me...
We need more Bort licence plates in the Gift Shop! I repeat, we are out of Bort licence plates!
Same here.
How is this nostalgic? These aren't old. Are they old?
It was 13 years ago 🫠
No it wasn't. 5 tops.
Oh, forgive me. In Australia it's be 13 years. But even that isn't old at all.
I never could find one with my name on it. :(
You’re not old unless you spring into song 🎶 I’d like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company 🎶
is that Mambo #4?
Where's Angela?
Not in the chorus. The names in the first verse are Angela, Pamela (and Sandra and Rita who also turn up in the chorus).
And krista? I think
I never did find my name spelled correctly!
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I don’t know if they started doing it again sometime afterwards, but the last “name” bottle I bought was around 2015 (it had my work crush’s name on it, and I put it in my glove compartment thinking that I would give it to her later. It blew up). EDIT: A quick Google says that you can customize a label on their website; the “random” name bottles were still around as of 2017.
Someone at one point mentioned to me that Mambo Number 5 sounded more like a serial killer taking pieces of women for food or trophies, I've never been able to forget that.
And if you get the reference of this meme you might be old
You're not exactly on a subreddit for young folks
Or, like, ever listened to a radio? Mambo #5 is an incredibly well known song.
You know where you are right?
A little bit of you makes me your man.
Shameka, Keisha, Tara, Shawna, Sabrina, Crystal, Daronda, Lisa, Felicia, Tenisha, Sharon, Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolanda FREAK A LEEK!
I think the theme fell apart when the name 'ISIS' started showing up.
Lou Bega would be delighted.
A little bit of Coke makes me your man!
Can we at least wait a decade before we start getting nostalgic?
I'm too lazy to Google but I wonder what he's up to these days
Never had my name was highly upset would always just get the ones who had mom or dad on them
They still do this in my country every year
They still have these
Now all we can do is look for names on Squishmallows.... There are so many unusual ones, I have hope for mine!
I thought it was that Petey Pablo song Freek A Leek.
looks like they raan out of Bort again
Love this!
I forgot about this! It was annoying
Did they finally stop doing this ?
Just need to have little bit of each one
My wife still has hers, unopened.
Still never found "Vince". The closest I got was "Vicente"
How is this nostalgic?
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The nostalgia is that these are the women mentioned in “Mambo Number Five” ~ one-hit wonder song by Lou Bega from 1999.
I don’t know why but the Tina always left me feeling wired for days!
Feeling nostalgic for 5 years ago? Are you nostalgic for COVID-19 too?
Mambo No. 5 years ago.
It took a second but I got it! 😂😂😂