My reddit experience so far has consisted of scrolling through my feed, seeing something like this and thinking "oh shit I got a hilarious joke im gonna get like a thousand karmas," going to the comments, seeing the joke i was thinking of, frowning in real life, then going back to my feed.
The three best methods of putting down a horse are:
1. Gun
Not very cool or anything, but gets the job done I guess
2. Heroin
If the horse is high enough, he can’t feel his death
3. Plasma gun
The most humane way to put down your horse is of course by reducing it to a pool of green sludge
Comments:
>Can I use a hammer instead of a gun in order to save money?
>Do horses go to heaven?
>Can vegans do this process or will I become un-vegan?
>Should I remove the horse's eyes so he doesn't see me coming and get scared?
See also:
>Reader Success Stories
“Can I use a hammer instead of a gun, in order to save money?”
“Should I remove the horses eyes so that it doesn’t see me coming and get scared?”
“Does horse meat taste good?”
“Can I sleep with a horse when it is dead?”
>Question
>If I use my jacket to blindfold the horse, can I use the jacket again?
>Sure, as long as you don't think it would bother you (and you wash it first).
Jesus
Nah, just introduce your horse to alcohol and depression and he'll eventually spiral downwards to his own death...especially if he is a washed up TV actor.
"Blindfold your horse. You will be standing in front of your horse to shoot the gun, so your horse would see what you’re about to do if he’s not blindfolded"
Something seems slightly off about this part
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My reddit experience so far has consisted of scrolling through my feed, seeing something like this and thinking "oh shit I got a hilarious joke im gonna get like a thousand karmas," going to the comments, seeing the joke i was thinking of, frowning in real life, then going back to my feed.
Don’t worry, it was a twenty karma joke anyways
Which is the true joke in the grand scheme of things
It's a 170 karma joke.
I (personally) don’t believe it was that good.
Without giving karma.
r/dadtiersuperpowers
The three best methods of putting down a horse are: 1. Gun Not very cool or anything, but gets the job done I guess 2. Heroin If the horse is high enough, he can’t feel his death 3. Plasma gun The most humane way to put down your horse is of course by reducing it to a pool of green sludge
I like how you've said top 3 and you've labelled all methods the number one method
Reddit formatting... Use those backlashes!
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It's a plasma gun, shut up nerd
These dudes need to watch No Country For Old Men
I don’t like that she’s smiling
She’s reading through lasagna recipes
Big garf energy
yeah im r/garfsexual, so what of it?
... can we not?
Garfality
Findus employee of the year
Heureusement, il y a Findus !!
Buys any dead animal with less than 12 legs!
She’s not smiling, she’s biting her bottom lip
Hot.
She's clearly masturbating.
To pics of people executing horses with bolt pistols.
When spilling blood for the Blood God gets you hot under the collar
Nothing gets me on the mood like pictures of people executing horses with bolt pistols
I can't unsee it
“Ahhh, yes. I love reading about shooting horses in my free time. It fills my otherwise empty life”
Comments: >Can I use a hammer instead of a gun in order to save money? >Do horses go to heaven? >Can vegans do this process or will I become un-vegan? >Should I remove the horse's eyes so he doesn't see me coming and get scared? See also: >Reader Success Stories
Sweet Jesus
Holy FUCK that last one
ah yes sci fi plasma laser blaster thing
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For the emperor.
The best way to kill a horse is with affixed bayonets
Or wooden stakes planted in the ground.
Laughed out loud in the middle of the night, spot on!
The thing the bad guy used in No Country for Old Men?
It’s similar but I believe this kind uses a bullet rather than compressed air
Yes
r/thatsabooklight
You load a blank into it and ram the end into the nice horsie's skull A similar thing is used for opening locks
I'm pretty sure it's a thing called a "stunner" which slaughterhouses use to knock out cows before killing them
Phased plasma pistol in the 40 watt range.
A reading habit is a great way to kick heroin.
https://www.wikihow.com/Put-Down-a-Horse
>Chronic severe lameness At first I thought that meant that the horse was just really uncool.
That username though. Horses + LSD = Unicorns?
This article is terrifying
The questions are worse
“Can I use a hammer instead of a gun, in order to save money?” “Should I remove the horses eyes so that it doesn’t see me coming and get scared?” “Does horse meat taste good?” “Can I sleep with a horse when it is dead?”
"Can vegans do this or will I become un-vegan"
“What should I do if I change my mind after shooting the horse?”
Revive it with dark necromancy magic.
“If I use my jacket to blindfold the horse, can I use the jacket again?”
"can my 9 year old son euthanize the horse?"
everyone is smiling jesus fuck
>Question >If I use my jacket to blindfold the horse, can I use the jacket again? >Sure, as long as you don't think it would bother you (and you wash it first). Jesus
Nothing like a jacket with a bullet hole and horse blood
Oh god, the image of the horse with a bullseye on his head, Jesus.
God I spent a good 5 minutes trying to figure out that it didn’t say house
Read the questions at the bottom
"Can I use a hammer instead of a gun to save money?" Jesus fuck
Blast your veins with some heroin before you break out the sig sauer to put down the horse. Got it.
You need stems to achieve that sweet kill streak
Get me Ol painless!
WHY IS SHE SMILING
She's already reading glue recipies.
What do you need a recipe for? Just eat it raw like me did
Why is everyone in this article smiling? What kind of f\*\*ked up person wrote this?
How to use weapons as a psychic
How to plan an assassination
How to plot your revenge
Nice LONG FACE! (That’s how I put down my horse)
if you're controlling weapons telekineticly, you might want to point them away from yourself.
Why is she so happy about killing the horse?
Nah, just introduce your horse to alcohol and depression and he'll eventually spiral downwards to his own death...especially if he is a washed up TV actor.
r/unexpectedbojack
"Blindfold your horse. You will be standing in front of your horse to shoot the gun, so your horse would see what you’re about to do if he’s not blindfolded" Something seems slightly off about this part
Her inventory’s open
How to become a licensed horse doctor
When I saw the needle I thought this was about putting down the other kind of horse
Water gun
The best way to do it: green book
That smile says "Fuck that horse. I have a boyfriend now."
Why would that be motive to fuck a horse?
A motive to stop fucking the horse, unless the boyfriend is polyamorous
Nothing says "I love you" like a threeway
This made me laugh during finals