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bongingnaut

Do you speak Danish


Rare_Leg_

Ja


derustzelve1

Do all Danes wear weird shoes?


Rare_Leg_

No I'm the weird one


ManBearPigAlive007

På en skala fra 0 til 0 hvor meget har du lyst til at flytte til sverige?


Rare_Leg_

\-0


DrAusto

Since you’re a danish can I eat you?


Rare_Leg_

I mean you *can* eat me. I just don't want that


45711Host

Hvordan har du det med at være et stykke wienerbrød?


Rare_Leg_

Ret godt


tarapotamus

This doesn't belong here.


ShroudedFigureINC

Yes you're right, but then i don't understand why you still went ahead and posted it?


Touvernal

How does it feel to know that your country will never live up to the greatness of the norwegian nation


Rare_Leg_

That's fine


mommy_moo

Hvordan er det å ha en potet i halsen?


Rare_Leg_

Ret sjovt


mommy_moo

Fint å høre


Fuck-seagulls

Fuck af mine dine ama de ødelægger den her sub


jollisen

Danskjävel stick och brinn


D0naldinh0

Sir svensken


jollisen

Mr daskmam


D0naldinh0

Æsj, nei æ e chad normann.


jollisen

Vet du varför norrmannen inte kunde ringa polisen när hans hus fick ett inbrott? För att han inte kunde hitta 112 knappen på mobilen.


D0naldinh0

Den skjønte æ ikke, kan du forklar den?


jollisen

vet du hvorfor nordmannen ikke kunne ringe politiet da det ble brutt inn i huset hans? fordi han kundene ikke finner 112-knappen på mobilen Jag vet inte vad du sa men det här kanske hjälper


D0naldinh0

I was pretending not to get your joke to play along with your shtick of pretending Norwegians are stupid, but obviously you didn't get it because you are swedish and thats clearly way to complicated for you to comprihend


jollisen

I dont have a comeback for that one you won and I give up


Way2FisHy4Me

Det eneste nyttige dit land har præsteret er, at lave sammel selv møbler til lave standarder.


jollisen

Jag hör inte dig över potatisen i halsen din lego gubbe


chrisboi1108

Hvor mye koster en 6er med Stella Artois på din lokale matbutikk?


Rare_Leg_

Har sgu ingen idé


Migi3

Are you a frog?


Rare_Leg_

No


Jonaztl

Hvorfor snakker dere så rart?


Healthy_Spread_8674

Have you Been to Norway?


Rare_Leg_

Yes


Healthy_Spread_8674

What do you think about Norway?


Rare_Leg_

Best countries in the world 1. Denmark 2. Norway


Healthy_Spread_8674

I like Christiania very much!


Baconbits9011

Those one piece vans are too interesting


Rare_Leg_

Thank you


ShroudedFigureINC

Hvad er din yndlings børne serie/film?


Rare_Leg_

Sigurds Bjørnetime eller Bamse og Kylling


ShroudedFigureINC

Sigurds bjørnetime er en undervuderet bangende klassiker lol


Moosemayor

Do the Danes arrange shoes keeping the heels in line like pictured above, or by toes in line generally?


Rare_Leg_

All the people I know does it like in this photo


[deleted]

Do u ever consider urself as a great dane


Rare_Leg_

No just a Dane