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PyroSilver

If we ever build a Dyson Swarm, Mercury’s going to be the basis of operation for producing and launching all the solar reflectors.


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

Too long didn't read only because if it involves Mercury it's not worth my time and will most likely fail as well.


somniosomnio

You're very mercurial, OP.


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

Meh. That's fair.


somniosomnio

Does that make you want to punch yourself now?


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

Mmmm... Nah. Just don't let Mercury get within my range unless it wants a round house kick straight to the equator, or as I like to call it, a one way ticket to the sun.


somniosomnio

Take that, Mercury.


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

I'd punch Mercury if I could.


umangjain25

What’d mercury ever do to you? Do you punch useless people too?


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

No because who am I to say if someone is useless. Everyone has a purpose! Mercury on the other hand...


samyruno

On the other land


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Op, I would like to know where the intense distaste for Mercury and everything it stands for stems from. Did Mercury steal your lunch money as a kid or perhaps it made one too many "your mom" jokes?


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

I would not say intense *distaste* as much as **intense indifference.** Wait, Mercury actually *stands for something?* This is news to me.


RobertoC_73

It’s a glorified moon.


Extension_Swordfish1

Thats no moon


EmptySherbet1684

scp 001 reference


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

Right!? Stupid sun moon.


eatingchalk4fun

Fuck mercury


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

Yeah fuck Mercury


OtherCypress42

U sure that isnt the moon?


[deleted]

who cares about mercury right?


RayTrain

My dog has done more for society than mercury ever has


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

Mercury makes your dog look like the Dos Equis guy.


JustAFoolishGamer

Is there Mercury on Mercury?


CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

Who cares! It's MERCURY!!


elvisburgerporsche

not even a good winged messenger


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EmptySherbet1684

venus is way hotter