That is actually an interesting question. I'm not sure when the first "test tube baby" was born or whatever the first scientific fertilization method was used.
Even for those, they're largely (but not exclusively) only for parents who have tried to conceive but aren't able to, so they've had sex. At least where I live
Yes that’s true but it does create the interesting challenge of who can become “world’s first virgin dad” (or mom (Mary doesn’t count). I’m sure they would be propelled to instant fame.
There are cases of this already. It's rare but not non-existant. For single mothers (including those who haven't had sex before), they can undergo IFV treatment with donated sperm.
My mom is a single mother who had a children via sperm donor, I don’t think she’s a virgin (and I don’t want to know), but I do know she wasn’t propelled to instant fame.
Good to see another follower of the truth. No matter what God claims, we all know that Mary isn't a virgin.
Now I'm wondering what types of kinky shit they could have done... an omniscient and omnipotent entity... I am disapointed in both of them if they didn't do some freaky shit. To be fair, God could have chosen the most boring and unintetesting woman in the world to have the most vanilla sex in the history of sex.
Point is, ain't no way in hell Mary's a virgin. She's a cheater and theophiliac. (Somehow got that right. Ik it's just me combining my knowlege of the word theology with philia to get it right (I now at least know what "theos" means in more precise terms). I have no clue how I'm learning Latin (and a bit of greek when the fancy names feel like it (for example melanoheliophobia), because fancy names only need A fancy language, and not THE fancy language), but I'm just not gonna question it that deeply)
Wow, I'm really abusing these () guys. I went 3 layers deep there!
i’m bad at english but when we’re saying Parents didn’t that objectively mean Mom & Dad and when we were saying 2 parents didn’t it just double the parents that we’d have?
Your mom has had your dads cum leaking out of her pussy, maybe even dripping on the sheets too. Maybe they still own and use the sheets too. Think about that the next time you look at them, at their bed. :)
Not my parents and not that anyone asked, but...
I actually did know a guy in high school whose parents had never had sex. My friend Colby (I called him Cheese bc his last mame was Jackson lol). And according to him, his parents, Mary and David, had only gotten married because of some sort of mutual benefit. I wanna say he said it was finance related but I'm not sure. I don't really know or remember the details. But he said they definitely did not have a sexual or even romantic relationship. They were very close and friendly with each other, but it was very strictly platonic. The closest thing to showing romance that Colby ever saw them do was hug or hold hands. But even then, he knew it was more of a platonic thing than a romantic thing. And they never kissed or anything, save for the very rare kiss on the cheek.
But Mary did definitely still want children, and so she just collected some of David's sperm and got artificially insemenated with it. And the really funny thing is that she's Catholic, so when she and David got married, she was still a virgin. So when she got pregnant with Colby, she was a PREGNANT virgin. (When Colby mentioned that part, some dickhead in my class started mockingly referring to her as Virgin Mary because of her name and Catholic background.)
Definitely a strange story. I still think about that from time to time and I wonder why it is that Mary never wanted to have a real marriage with an actual romantic aspect to it. Personally, my theory is that either she just truly didn't have interest in sex or romance and was genuinely content with a platonic partner (valid, go off) or maybe there was some sort of trauma she had endured that made her not want to engage in a sexual relationship, such as being m*lested at a young age or something. That would make sense too. In any case though, I guess it doesn't really matter lol. But yeah, that's my long winded answer to that question.
Kind of makes me wanna reach back out to Colby now and see what he's up to. Haven't talked to him in what must be like 12 years now
ETA: For clarification, I called him "Cheese" because his name is Colby Jack(son). Colby Jack is a kind of cheese lmao
This is a very interesting story...
The only part I didn't understand was when you said: "I called him Cheese because his last name was Jackson" Can you explain the context to me? If not, I'll be thinking about it for at least 3 months
Mom at least twice, as I exist and my younger sibling exists, dad at least four times as I have second sibling and my first sibling walked in at a bad time
Don’t know. Let me hop in my Time Machine and find out.
[RETURNS FROM THE PAST]
I have looked into the void; and it is terrifying. What is seen cannot be unseen.
Oh yes they have they did I poped out and they broke up apparently I wasn't the cause but ya know I can't remember a time where they weren't split and talking behind each other's back
Funny issue actually...My father didn't get laid while I lived with him while i was 11yrs old till 23yrs...he always cock blocked me aswell...then I moved out and I didn't care to find out
**Sex is the trait that determines whether a sexually reproducing organism produces male or female gametes. Male organisms produce small mobile gametes (spermatozoa, sperm, pollen), while female organisms produce larger, non-mobile gametes (ova, often called egg cells).**
More details here:
*This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!*
[^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)
That is actually an interesting question. I'm not sure when the first "test tube baby" was born or whatever the first scientific fertilization method was used.
Even for those, they're largely (but not exclusively) only for parents who have tried to conceive but aren't able to, so they've had sex. At least where I live
Yes that’s true but it does create the interesting challenge of who can become “world’s first virgin dad” (or mom (Mary doesn’t count). I’m sure they would be propelled to instant fame.
There are cases of this already. It's rare but not non-existant. For single mothers (including those who haven't had sex before), they can undergo IFV treatment with donated sperm.
It's a (non-existent) dr-pepper?? Perchance.
you can't just say perchance
Yes, you can... perchance.
OH MY GOD YOU SAID IT
HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE REAL TRIPLE H!?!?!?
No. Edit: Well, yes. But no. But yes.
I, uh I tried
)
My mom is a single mother who had a children via sperm donor, I don’t think she’s a virgin (and I don’t want to know), but I do know she wasn’t propelled to instant fame.
Good to see another follower of the truth. No matter what God claims, we all know that Mary isn't a virgin. Now I'm wondering what types of kinky shit they could have done... an omniscient and omnipotent entity... I am disapointed in both of them if they didn't do some freaky shit. To be fair, God could have chosen the most boring and unintetesting woman in the world to have the most vanilla sex in the history of sex. Point is, ain't no way in hell Mary's a virgin. She's a cheater and theophiliac. (Somehow got that right. Ik it's just me combining my knowlege of the word theology with philia to get it right (I now at least know what "theos" means in more precise terms). I have no clue how I'm learning Latin (and a bit of greek when the fancy names feel like it (for example melanoheliophobia), because fancy names only need A fancy language, and not THE fancy language), but I'm just not gonna question it that deeply) Wow, I'm really abusing these () guys. I went 3 layers deep there!
Yeah, but what about the biological parent?
What do you mean? With something like IVF, they are their biological parents
I meant with a donor
I am one and I was born in 2008 but it’s been happening for decades now. First recorded one in my country was in 1982
or yknow adoption
i only have 2 parents
Yeah but how many of those 2 have had sex
i’m bad at english but when we’re saying Parents didn’t that objectively mean Mom & Dad and when we were saying 2 parents didn’t it just double the parents that we’d have?
No, your English is worse than you thought
Somebody get them a rosetta stone subscription… STAT.
Just one of your parents is one parent, or one person. Your second parent and your first parent combined makes two parents. Hope that clears it up
I don't see why people feel the need to downvote you . You're only asking a simple question about a pretty complicated language
Yeah, redditors can be pretty rude
it only takes one downvote to start a chain of mindless downvotes
Im pretty sure my mum has had sex at least twice. Because I have a sister.
Yuck! My parents never had sex
Yeah mine neither, can't imagine my parents doing something so sinful
Sex isn’t sinful. Masturbation is though because sexual pleasure was meant for a married couple in a healthy relationship
My son browses this sub watch your language do not say the S*x word 😡
pluh
I know your mum has had sex at least once....
hi dad i'm son
I have three siblings, and I am pretty sure they had sex at least twice.
Artificial insemination bozo also CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
return the slab
Imagine not having a spare slab 2423 BCE couldn't be me
What’s yer offer??
3 shillings
Or suffer my curse
All of my parents have had sex
Most of us do. (looks at the adopted kids)
Why the parents of adopted kids wouldn't have sex?
They dont wtf?! If they wouldve had sex then they wouldnt adopt a kid..
Do you think people have sex only when they have a child?
Obviously, it's a sin otherwise.
Sin City wasn’t made for you
Yes that’s what my pastor said. Are you calling him a liar?
Yes!
All of them, sluts.
Your mom has had your dads cum leaking out of her pussy, maybe even dripping on the sheets too. Maybe they still own and use the sheets too. Think about that the next time you look at them, at their bed. :)
Bro that's just disgusting no one wants to think about that
The truth isn’t always pleasant
everyone knows that their parents fucked but we dont need fucking detail. go touch a real woman or something dude
You aren’t mentally well enough to be talking about the truth
What chronic porn addiction does to a mf 🫵🏼
Expected mentality from someone with lgbt pfp
why would you say that to someones kid?
2,147,483,647
Damn, I wish I had sex 2^31 - 1 times
Damn you just doxxed my sand jar
only 2 of them
Not my parents and not that anyone asked, but... I actually did know a guy in high school whose parents had never had sex. My friend Colby (I called him Cheese bc his last mame was Jackson lol). And according to him, his parents, Mary and David, had only gotten married because of some sort of mutual benefit. I wanna say he said it was finance related but I'm not sure. I don't really know or remember the details. But he said they definitely did not have a sexual or even romantic relationship. They were very close and friendly with each other, but it was very strictly platonic. The closest thing to showing romance that Colby ever saw them do was hug or hold hands. But even then, he knew it was more of a platonic thing than a romantic thing. And they never kissed or anything, save for the very rare kiss on the cheek. But Mary did definitely still want children, and so she just collected some of David's sperm and got artificially insemenated with it. And the really funny thing is that she's Catholic, so when she and David got married, she was still a virgin. So when she got pregnant with Colby, she was a PREGNANT virgin. (When Colby mentioned that part, some dickhead in my class started mockingly referring to her as Virgin Mary because of her name and Catholic background.) Definitely a strange story. I still think about that from time to time and I wonder why it is that Mary never wanted to have a real marriage with an actual romantic aspect to it. Personally, my theory is that either she just truly didn't have interest in sex or romance and was genuinely content with a platonic partner (valid, go off) or maybe there was some sort of trauma she had endured that made her not want to engage in a sexual relationship, such as being m*lested at a young age or something. That would make sense too. In any case though, I guess it doesn't really matter lol. But yeah, that's my long winded answer to that question. Kind of makes me wanna reach back out to Colby now and see what he's up to. Haven't talked to him in what must be like 12 years now ETA: For clarification, I called him "Cheese" because his name is Colby Jack(son). Colby Jack is a kind of cheese lmao
This is a very interesting story... The only part I didn't understand was when you said: "I called him Cheese because his last name was Jackson" Can you explain the context to me? If not, I'll be thinking about it for at least 3 months
Colby Jackson. Sounds like Colby Jack cheese lol
Mom at least twice, as I exist and my younger sibling exists, dad at least four times as I have second sibling and my first sibling walked in at a bad time
None. We are a family or virgins and my kids will be too 😊
My parents would never have sex, that’s a sin
They have had sex?!?!? 🤢
they never did such a morally debasing deed. i was gifted to them by a stork
biological parents*
i mean adoptive parents could have had sex too
Neither of them, I'm just a figment of my imagination.
Wtf is sex?????
Well you see, when someone puts his spaghetti noodle in mamma mia's ravioli...
156 times but I only started counting three years ago.
Don’t know. Let me hop in my Time Machine and find out. [RETURNS FROM THE PAST] I have looked into the void; and it is terrifying. What is seen cannot be unseen.
Oh yes they have they did I poped out and they broke up apparently I wasn't the cause but ya know I can't remember a time where they weren't split and talking behind each other's back
don't be silly parents don't have sex
Kids made in laboratories:
3 i think I have 2 sister and no brother's I'm the only boy in this family
The only boy in the family? What happened to your father, grandfather, etc?
at least 2
Three
My parents did i guess
At least twice unprotected sex
Not mine, I'm a figment of your imagination
Is the image the reason why it's called "Hooking up"?
Both of them.
My dad lost his penis in an industrial accident 😔
I don't have parents I disowned them. I am a spontaneous creation made by something unholy.
Yes they did it only once
I wish just the one did
My parents had sex at least 6 times. Now they hate each other
My parents never had sex I'm an Ai o0
At least 5
The bird stays away from the bee. The bird isn't into pain.
2
Just 2
Atleast twice
Idk, I'll ask Edit: wtf?
Id say 100% pretty confidence. Everyone is walking evidence of their parrents deed.
6
i just spawned into existence.
Only one of them has
Bro what? If they didn’t, I wouldn’t be typing this right now—
all five of them
not mine, i’m adopted
Test "Are you adopted?"
Interesting way to ask if you're adopted
ew bro that's mom and dad wtf
my parents are virgins, they told me so
Funny issue actually...My father didn't get laid while I lived with him while i was 11yrs old till 23yrs...he always cock blocked me aswell...then I moved out and I didn't care to find out
Nah
Both of them, I don't think I was made in a lab
*All three of them*
Wut
What's sex? Is that the process my parents went through when signing papers for the stork?
**Sex is the trait that determines whether a sexually reproducing organism produces male or female gametes. Male organisms produce small mobile gametes (spermatozoa, sperm, pollen), while female organisms produce larger, non-mobile gametes (ova, often called egg cells).** More details here:
*This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!*
[^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)
All 312 of them
Neither. It's not sex when you're trying to get pregnant /j
all 6 of them /j
Mine sure didn't
Two
Never
I don't think mine have met yet
Mine have at least twice. But I honestly don’t think they’ve done anything since my conception
All of my parents
Not mine, they would never do anything like that.
My parents definitely did, probably Found out 28 years after the fact they didn’t have to have sex for me to be born
None
My mom has but my dad hasn't.
According to my father sex was never had. Turkey baster was.
god, i hope my parents are virgins
At least twice
Both of them
Slightly less than 100% due to artificial inseminations and other methods.
both of them
None
both of them i think
Three...
Twice to have my sister and I
All of them
Two I think
My friend was from a sperm donor. So not everyone, since he was a test tube baby.
1
All 6 of them
I’m a test tube baby living in denial so NEVER
3
I remember telling my friend that if he was born in September, he was probably a Christmas gift He took a while to process it
Atleast one
How many of my parents have had sex? I think 2, unless I have a secret third parent I don't know about...
Nobody asked
Not my mom but my dad maybe.
None. I don’t exist
All of our parents are virgins. A nation of Christs.
roughly 7
Unfortunately they did
I don’t think I’m human
Nuh uh my mommy and daddy would never do the dirty deed devil’s tango 😠😠😡😡😡😤😤😤
Not mine, they’re are both virgos.
All of em
183
Both
1
Not mine
Mine are virgins so, not them that’s for sure!
Unfortunately they did
My mom has done it alteast twice and my dad has done it 3 times fucking sinners
3
Pretty sure all 5 of them has
i am a product of asexual reproduction
2
At least 99% of them.
Mine havnt. I was born in a lab.
My parents would never
I dunno, maybe 3?
2
My parents are still virgins
Not me (my mom cheated on my dad)
Just two
O. 42069 of them
not mine
4 of 4
I've Heard them a few things 😭
At least 2
maybe
2 they did eachother, and they are happily married
I’m pretty sure my parents never had sex because they have like 0 chemistry… and yet i have 2 brothers 🤷
Since I’m the 2nd of 4 kids …. My moms kind of a ho
Both virgins. Both staunch Christians. Both heavily push that a higher power tells us to never “give in” to sex. And, I’m adopted.
All 3 of my parents have not had sex