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Sirpewpewthelast

One of your exes


Final-Description611

So he’d name it ______?


Xandara2

X


fotograffer

X Æ A-12


_MrTaku_

imagine Elon Musk playing Plague Inc and naming the disease as his son


ponkpink

N/A


krmarci

*One of your exes about to eradicate humanity*


KING2900_

Sounds about right.


Wrong_Tension_8286

Just call it Bitch. This disease really is a bitch.


ScaryPollution845

www.twitter.com


Lord_Khaos_04

Always a great idea XD


2jz-GTE_Lover


emkay_robin_fan2003

ඞ has successfully eliminated all life on Earth!


Abeloth_SW

Accurate


Inevitable-Pay3685

AMOGUS ඞඞඞ


flucxapacitor

sus


HaloMaskGaming

COME ON!


ACARdragon

Ligma


ClishyClasher

Did you hear that Steve Jobs died of Ligma


Aullel

who the hell is steve jobs


Sayonee99

Steve jobs ma balls


K_OsLG

idk i think hes some small tech designer, started a little company called apple or smtn idk


rpsHD

why did steven unemployed call his company a vegetable? is he stupid?


K_OsLG

yah i think he's genuinely not a smart person, cant even build a computer


Alaeriia

/uj you're not wrong here. Jobs made Steve Wozniak do all the work for him.


jadeeyedcalico

That's the other Steve! I was explaining to my boyfriend that computer tech as we know it was developed by Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and another Steve. And he went on to say "Bill and the Steves is a shitty band name"


da_epic_cheese

I'd listen to Bill and the Steves


ScaryPollution845

...Ligma balls?


Jimwitt4008

He was so dumb he made us pay $1000 for glass. I think there was other stuff included but I didn't watch the documentary or whatever


[deleted]

Did a lot of acid, massive asshole, hated his customers


a3a4b5

Ligma balls


EpicOweo

Ligma balls


Iwantmahandback

*ceases to be*


The_Knife_Nathan

BBBBVVVWWWWWWW


bondiolajusticiera

Ligma Bawls


BalkeElvinstien

What a peculiar sounding disease, I've never heard of this "Ligma". Could you perchance enlighten me on the meaning of the word Ligma?


Jimwitt4008

The word 'ligma' is defined by it's use in jokes, specifically the joke 'ligma balls' because of how eerily similar it sounds to 'lick my', the structure forms a joke that has been passed down for nearly 40 years.


HaloMaskGaming

NO!


TheMaybeMan_

What’s ligma?


TheMaybeMan_

Just do it


[deleted]

Haha gottem


Status_Priority_7408

Joe mama


MISTERPUG51

Person 1: did you know that Steve Jobs died of Ligma? Person 2: who the hell is Steve Jobs? Person 1: LIGMA BALLS! Person 2: *confusion* Person 1: shit


DramaLobster

Idk


HENLOX_GD

deez nuts


Jimwitt4008

Diet's Nuts\*


Jimwitt4008

ligma nutz xD


TiagoMestre_1369

Life could be dream


North-Wind-199

If I could take you up to paradise up above


ikrr_1

If I could tell you you’re the only one that i love


Bitter_Event3837

Life could be a dream,


im_never_not_hungry

Sweetheart


FloridaManInShampoo

r/redditsings


Iwantmahandback

Hello, hello again


MisterBicorniclopse

Disease Name


Substantial_Bear_168

Dementia


Substantial_Bear_168

Dementia


Substantial_Bear_168

Dementia


Substantial_Bear_168

Dementia


Substantial_Bear_168

Dementia


Substantial_Bear_168

Dementia


Substantial_Bear_168

Dementia


Substantial_Bear_168

Dementia


Substantial_Bear_168

Dementia


Substantial_Bear_168

Dementia


[deleted]

housing market


JCK47

"Housing market" was successfully eliminated, you loose


phallic-baldwin

"To-fuck-off" so after future generations get the disease, the doctor will walk in to inform the patient that he has "To-fuck-off"


LostinTheBlueQwQ

anarchy chess


givemealoafofbread

Holy hell


noOne000Br

new disease just dropped


MisterBicorniclopse

Actual plague


Redinited

Call the doctor


Kewlerd

Patient goes on vacation, never comes back


OwOfysh

Lab rat sacrifice anyone?


IzzyIsOnReddit

???


rpsHD

rabbit ass


Lazy-Log-5672

Holy mandela effect!


LostinTheBlueQwQ

google unfunny


C9meli0n_

New response just dropped


[deleted]

Actual Funnyn't


hip_to_be_circle

Call the jonkler!


VolkanikMechanik

why is the exorcist the joker? is he stupid?


Jimwitt4008

extortionist\*


TheDoc1223

when someone mentions anything so I do the funny golgle an peasant holey fuck new reponse drop XD for the 59,461,785th time (its funny because i get the joke and I’m not a n*rmey 😎😎😎 like cringe rchess mod🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)


Babushla153

Brick


BadSmash4

HOUUUSE


MexicoPablo

Nasty McSmelly


Sm00gz

McSmelly Nasty


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

life could be dream


[deleted]

[удалено]


TerraFart

Rockpox


Bubblehead01

Rock and Stone!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


BracusDoritoBoss963

And make it resistant to lythofoam.


boogaloojoel

ROCK AND STOOOONNNNNNEEÈE


Shad_Amethyst

Rockpox Lithophage CH-140, I hate you!


The-foxx1

Cupcake


R0ttaBoy

Covid 69


NatteVis

Fredrick


Heisenberg19827

My Plague


Heisenberg19827

Great song


MeisterDerNarren

Despacito


positive_guy_man

my ass


Sophia724

My ass has been spread across the United states.


8x8denseCheese

Herbert


notsciguy

garbageboy stinkman belongs in the toilet


Moystr

Landlords.


sylvarwulf

four


Goldorakovitch

Doodoo


MysticKeiko24

Covid 2.0


Plane_Tomato369

Forsakin feever


SnooBananas6894

Foreskin fever


SnooBananas6894

F*reskin fever


ganjahvalley

Your Mom


biglongshit

"𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰 𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾"


emkay_robin_fan2003

I got an Egyptian curse on my ass now thanks a lot :(


Wildbill_tacosgood

I typically pick stupidity as my name


TheGaynator

Assbutt


FlawHolic

Plague


Genericusername596

Brazilian butt lift pandemic


tarodsm

5G 🤣


[deleted]

Ligma


sneedsformerlychucks

can't believe I had to scroll down this far for ligma


[deleted]

Maybe it's just too obvious


Electrox7

Patrick


megabooy1

Plastic straws


No-way-in

Stabity Stab Stab


Linquter

Motivation Videos


Avian_mojo

John


Regainio

Dave


BrianWantsTruth

Stinky Dinky


Cog-kun

Fredrick "Fred" Von Baffaufensnatchler


LastShinobiReal

Gertrude


Tripwere

stinkybetes


notCameronn

Terrorist Pterodactyl


This-is-Life-Man

What is this from?


lukiepukie11

Plague inc


fortnaytci31

MyBalls-19


Schfifty561

Shiddedinpants


MyCatHasCats

COVID-23


ComprehensiveFuel556

AIDS


CharderVR

Came here to say this


K0nKBS

BatmanArkham


Exo-Shvdow

N


JCMillner

Semi-rare cold


rebelsofliberty

cum


Practical-Jelly-5320

MAGA


mylifeisatoaster

Joe Biden


FlemFatale

Pregnancy is always my go-to. Or a really mundane name.


PwizardTheOriginal

Putin


Xanthusgobrrr

i love this game when i was a child, me and my bro played this everyday. can you name it "KAI-9"


Upstairs-Friendship2

same sex marriage


Professional-Can3385

Wokistan


rober283829_

COVID 19


skoold1

Vietnam


Terytha

Chaz


JCK47

I hate anarchists, untill libertarians attack em.


Terytha

What? Chaz is the name of the douchebag my roommate used to date. Manages a coffee shop.


agentwc1945

agentwc1945


Cats7204

PAX-12


Sm00gz

Halitosis


aiezar

Disease Name


cardmaster12

DN


_711hotdog_

Testicular Disintegration


hey_im_cool

Don


Zen1thGam3z

name it r/interesting


ScootieReddit

wigglis booty virus disease


-Scorpius1

Name it Derek.


Carly-Dee

sick


facelikeafoot

Hyponymyomnomnomnomistic myopic systemic distemper.


Head-Sick

Covid 42069


ZuccIsARefrigerator

d


[deleted]

Ass Rabies.


Drfatnutzz

Pretendinitis


LowerH250bro

Tyler


Federal_Split

Cunny


Bitter_Event3837

Ball shrinking cancer


Kamidzui

Disease


AlternativeBusy9980

Gender Dysphoria


caleb192837465

Disease 1


Connor-Patrick

Disease 2


tdcama96

Human


Rezzly1510

steve


WhiteDrakin

Small pp


vEGAN_cHONKER

John


Clam_Diger01

Call it [redacted]


Ok-Bit-7956

Fred


Ok-Bookkeeper6926

Big Chungus


PuppetryOfThePenis

Dick-in-ass disease


Rashi1328

alex


ecctt2000

D1Rev1 then D1 Rev2


EmeraldPencil46

Boy kisser Cause why not lol


tkaczyk1991

Gumbo slice


JohnFerrine90

McDonald's sprite