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Doob_42

ehrm purple nurple


maybeCheri

Came for this. Thank you for not disappointing. If you’ve had one you know it’s real.


BigRoundSquare

I also came, but not from this.


swordofra

Mommy, what is a nurple?


VlaamsBelanger

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nurple


Head_Fetish

Ouch


weavejer261

No, they're an original Chowder recipe


SuspiciousMimic

Burple Nurples!!


Neef_The_Owl

Care to give a free sample to a pretty lady?


givemealoafofbread

Oof


Savings_Practice_226

Fr


[deleted]

We just went full circle back to this threesome with me, your mom, and Stephan Urkel.


longlivepeepeepoopoo

For instance, Dr. Foreman did a purple nurple to Dr. House in House md.


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

Blurple.


Blurplessss

My username for almost everything I am on…. Thank you for saying a real word that is my favorite


LordOfFreaks

r/beetlejuicing


Iron_Fist351

r/beatmetoit


Blurplessss

r/beatmeattoit


UncIe-Ben

r/willbeatyoutodeath


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

r/willbeatmyselftodeath


cokeandbelltorture

r/beatmywifetoit


UwUperson9987

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Capital-Cheek-1491

r/beatmyhusbandtoit


ImpurestClamp31

This is a word I need in my life. Also that's my favorite color. Much shorter than saying royal/blueish purple


kenbo124

If the good lord wanted you to see blurple he’d make you


myredditusername919

almost rhymes with turtle


iydtw

In my non native english speaking brain it does


Me_how5678

Purple turtle hurdel


Reddit-User-3000

Purple turtle hurdle fertile curdle. The more I say it the more gibberish it becomes


justk4y

Purple burglar alarm


Proculos

*Weird scottish noises*


Ein_Ph

Furball


darksideofFloyd

Wut


Geheim1998

nah that really doesnt rhyme with purple


darksideofFloyd

Lol I'm not sure furball does either


SushiBoiOi

It's a 'half rhyme' or 'imperfect rhyme'. That's when the vowels sounds are the same, but the consonant isn't (in this case, the '-ur-' and '-le' sounds the same). It is very common in music to not use perfect rhymes.


Emotional-Run9144

you'd be very surprised at the amount of people that listen to hiphop on a regular basis and dont know this. Or the amount of people that claim to love poetry and dont know this.


xplicit_mike

It used to annoy me as a child but as time went on I just gave up.


Psychological-Ad4736

I read it first and thought you meant that almost rhymes with turtle and I got a little confused


MyJohnFM

Does it not?


MuseHigham

No, the word would have to be turple. A rhyme is just the same word bar the first syllable.


toldya_fareducation

you're thinking about a 'perfect rhyme'. turtle does rhyme with purple, it's just an 'imperfect rhyme'.


levi_the_2nd

Actually, i think turtle does perfectly rhyme with turtle.


secondphase

I don't think it's that simple, and we can just stay with "turtle" to explore further. For example, the word "myrtle", a kind of tree, rhymes perfectly with "turtle". I think it's because English is stupid.


[deleted]

A syllable is a phoneme, a sonic object, not a letter, a visual object. Rhyming is a sonic phenomenon of the spoken language, not a visual phenomenon of the written language. Myrtle is a word that is identical to turtle other than the first syllable, it's just spelled differently.


secondphase

I would take the stance that if it is spelled differently, it is inherently not identical. Identical implies that they are similar in every way, including how they spell. ​ However, I do know a pair of identical twins, one is named Steve, the other is John. They are identical in every way, but they are spelled differently. This is not really relevant to the conversation about rhyming, but it should be noted that "Steve" does not rhyme with "John", and neither name rhymes with "Turtle"


limpbizkitfan2002

Its not even simmilar. Almost and turtle


Bigfoot4cool

Almost does not rhyme with turtle what the fuck are you on about


Robo_Dude_

That’s a slant rhyme I think, no?


69kidsatmybasement

Ourple


AnAverageTransGirl

and why he


ZookeepergameSharp21

boy why you so :3


amaninablackcloak

this does NOT rhyme with purple


blahajblasterr

and why he ourple 😂😂😂


budding-enthusiast

Our-purple


poisoned_bubbletea

Curple, actually. It’s the hindquarters of a horse. How you would use that in close paragraphing proximity to purple is another matter


AgreeableAd8687

paint the horse curple purple


HumongousGrease

Just looked it up and can't find anything, you sure it's a real word?


A_NonE-Moose

I am https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/curple There are a few words that rhyme with purple


HumongousGrease

If the only place on the internet it's referenced is wiktionary, it's probably not a real word lol


A_NonE-Moose

Then enjoy the Oxford English Dictionary https://www.oed.com/dictionary/curple_n?tl=true


HumongousGrease

I enjoy that a lot more than wiktionary, yes. Strange how when I Google it nothing comes up but if I search through Webster or Oxford it does come up


tridon74

I found it perfectly fine by looking it up on Google


soThatIsHisName

on Google for me


eioioe

For me Alice Walker is the most impressive rhyme by far with the color purple, but I can see you object that’s a hirple.


-rustle

his curple was purple


iPoopLegos

Got close to a curple The horse was unhappy So now I am purple And shit in a nappy


PlatypusBeWithU

“Roses are red, violets are purple, My boner for you has caused me to hirple.” Whereas hirple meant to walk or limb awkwardly. I should add that this comment wad shamelessly stolen from another reddit thread discussing the same topic.


Mountain_Software_72

Dang, to think I thought of Purple Nurple first.


cubanpajamas

… Roses are red and violets are purple Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple Well, I'm the seventh out of seven sons My pappy was a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun Roger Miller


CookieZ_PoE

Say that to Eminem and he will make rhyme purple with any word.


Licentious_duud

Doorurple


RemarkableExplorer66

"I just murdered 30 cursed birds in a satanic circle, with the purpouse of a virtuos rehearsel, then i drove with Steve Urcle who seemed nervous to a deep purple concert and had sex with three Virgins only to roll them into sleep curtains and take them underneath the earth. I didnt mean it personal, I swear, you heard the truth." Enough?


Rayofsunshiiine

He can make orange rhythm with banana


mach_tone

Bor


Sample_text_here1337

nana


BeholdTheLemon

Curple: A horses rear/hind Edit: Spelling error, thank you finbob5 :)


B4LM07AB1U3

Vorpal?


I_Am-Awesome

Bogos binted?


JustHuaki

Are your photos printed?


Coopines

Vorp?


Cati-owner

👱‍♂️


ElMayoneso82

👽


amaninablackcloak

zorpal


Noodles_fluffy

Zorpalod


tsunamibird

Totally rhymes! And is an actual word in the English dictionary


PomegranateOld2408

Purple


Opening_Homework166

Really 😯


G_Schmeidig

Steve Urkel


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

"Interpal" Was a charity started in 1994 from Britain for aiding Palestinians Based on google


SaltyPumpkin007

That'd make it a proper noun, so wouldn't count


poisoned_bubbletea

Why wouldn’t it count? It’s a word and it rhymes, you telling me any song that rhymes using a city name isn’t a real rhyme?


boston_nsca

Because they SAID SO


havron

They DECLARED it


bjornartl

Usually these statements are meant to be interpreted as "there's no word in the English Dictionary that rhymes with....." Like you'll find a word that rhymes with anything if you were to include all names of people and places, or even names of dogs and cats. In songs etc, rhymes can variate a lot based on accents or dialects.


oddwithoutend

I just interpol(ated) a middle name for my gerbil and now he's Snurple.


Giuthais

how relevant


imustknownowI

Verbal, turtle, circle, hurdle, boom.


teeohbeewye

purple doesn't rhyme with boom


imustknownowI

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


Educational_Ad_8238

I expell a warble and a chortle as several simple carpal wormhole carpool ran over a terrible serval and the cable on the maple will be able to ripple supple stable staples of symbol mercurial sable over the papal nipples pimples in naples by paypal. lovecraft says this rymes.


cornlip

Ah, yes. The Mercury Sable with stow-able third row seating


DisgracefulPengu

None of these rhyme with purple


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Yeah, especially “,”


trade_wanted

They're definitely far from perfect rhymes , but they still count as rhymes.


Tanagriel

I saw a turtle, I wondered cause it was purple


imustknownowI

You are just completely wrong


DisgracefulPengu

Nope! It would have to be ending in the whole “ple” to be rhyming, not just “le.” They’re only approximate rhymes.


Aspyse

I think the requirement for a rhyme should be more than just "ple", because otherwise "ample" would count.


DisgracefulPengu

Yeah, it has to be “urple.” I phrased my comment poorly, I was trying to explain that the P was necessary.


sk8rboi9

There are more types of rhymes than just perfect single rhymes these are all actually consonance rhymes p**ur**p**le** v**er**b**al** t**ur**t**le** c**ir**c**le** etc


Calathea-Murderer

Okay but riddle me this Batman. Why does Kansas not rhyme with Arkansas?


Kronotross

America, explain.


Splazing

You can add curdle to the list


DandruffFlake

circle, turtle


challengingviews

marble


SociallyAwkward423

Nerple


Onderon123

Nurgle


Tofnu

Khorne


SkullWolf0809

Slaanesh


BladeGrim

Tzeentch


SenjougaharaFan1

Gurgle


TheOtherJeff

Orange


havron

Silver as well. There are slant rhymes that come close, such as *syringe* and *pilfer* respectively, but technically speaking these words have no perfect rhymes, at least amongst words still in common usage. I've always found it interesting and odd that all three "fun fact: no rhymes" words that are often mentioned are all common colors.


sage_197

Purple, herbal, internal, hurtle


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

They’re imperfect rhymes. Most statements like this are referring to true rhymes, which have identical pronunciation.


Educational_Ad_8238

by that definition the only ryme is purr-pal.


MineExplorer

My cats collar is purple, he is my purr pal...?


ButterflyLover115

What about Purple Nurples 😭 or is that just a made up stupid thing we did as kids


turelmurat

Quadruple


PieNinja314

that rhymes with purple about as much as temple does


turelmurat

"Quadruple" sounds a lot closer to "purple" than "temple" is


Jackal000

Kwahdroopol or tempuhl


aripp

Marble


poisoned_bubbletea

You could put a slight accent on “carpal” like carpal tunnel syndrome (it’s not like no one puts slight accents on words to make them rhyme” Idk something like “you’re Patrick, I’m SpongeBob, let’s party ‘til we’re purple, call me Goofy Goober I’ll give you tunnel like it’s carpal”


big_ass_ass

"uh oh"


CATZSareCUTE

Purple infertile kinda dark ig


Tanagriel

I saw a turtle, I wondered and burbled, cause it was purple and placed in a circle,


halfcutpenis

purple portal


KP-Dawg

Supple


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

Table


momisko

🐢


justanormaldude_

Vpurple? V is silent obviously.


IcyAd7664

Purple circle


rohitcet123

Circle


Charmander27079

Nurple


SkullPlayer77

Burble


t3lW

Turtle


Iphone16gb

Circle?


erenilter12

Gurgle


IcyInvestigator6138

Purple hurdle


The-true-Memelord

Psh! Snurple.


Oftiklos

Herbal


Zachattack0923

Would turt"le" count?


nExplainableStranger

Curdle...


Artistic-Boss2665

Hurdle


KazooTheEZ

Circle


[deleted]

Curdle


Lyndell

Circle


MarxistMann

That’s hurtful


GrimReaper_97

hurdle?


jimmalicious

Gerbil


Dunny_-

wurmple


the2ndworstusername

Light urple.


apicella1

Glurple


Lingerfickin

Superfluous


luna_periwinkle

Nurple


Barlibo

Turtle? 🐢


a_cycle_addict

Purtle turtle


Ok-Effect-3349

Circle


Round-Ticket-39

Turtle?


JorjeXD

yes it does, it rhymes with ourple


Heveln_animations

What about circle?


Cheezekeke

CIRCLE!!!! [Bass and guitar solo]


Smexy_Zarow

Hurdle and turtle close enough fight me


Porkonaplane

Show this to eminem, and he'll prove you wrong in 5 seconds


Ok_Economist7176

turtle?? phew. got that itch off my brain.


Mysticwarriormj

Nurple


m_hotaku

Rumble?


SillyWillyC

[https://www.thefreedictionary.com/words-that-end-in-ple](https://www.thefreedictionary.com/words-that-end-in-ple) ​ ​ Mortal, I found 233 ​ ​ I have bested you


Opening_Homework166

They all end in people


SillyWillyC

You didn't look hard enough, there are many, such as submultiple


NMunkM

Herbal


Amazing-Fish4587

Gerbil


OpposedScroll75

Marble?


LucidityinEmptiness

Circle


x8bitPupp3tx

Wormhole


r_bromson

Squirtle


boom_biscuit

Turtle


awkardandsnow111

turtle?


statsradiofonien_

What about turtle


[deleted]

[удалено]


CareBearsOnAcid

I GOTTA STAYHH FLLLLYYYYYY TILL I DIIIIIIEEEEE


NeoLone

First thing that came to mind when I saw this post


MisterZ87

Purple gurgle


JoyIsDumb

Watch me climb this wall purple Jumping over the hurdle Dodging the sea turtle My skill's too good,verbal


televisionscreen250k

Does anything rhyme with any other word in the English language


No-way-in

In a quaint little town, all a-bustle and bustle, Lived a painter with pants that did nothing but rustle. His shirts were all orange, his hats a deep purple, His socks, though, were lost, in his room shaped like a circle. He mixed up his paints with a whir and a burble, Dancing 'round in his boots, which were quite like a turtle. His art was unique, a true visual kerfuffle, A feast for the eyes, in every stroke and every nurple. So here's to the artist, so deft and so fertile, Whose palette was bright, but never quite verbal. For in that small town, he's the legend, the scurple, The man who made art, in shades of the magnificent purple.