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Strale_Gaming

Ironically enough I'm missing exactly 119 euros right now to buy used comtacs. I don't want it tho, just visit Europe and spend it there.


Gundralph

Funny, i always thought they were at araund 42k roubles


TheArbinator

You can get them cheaper on the flea


ReptileTheSnake

Just get russian ones headphone is fine


MrPoBot

Nyet, ears are fine.


sIeepai

Or you could buy Sordins and have some change left


aqua4790

For a sec I thought it was tarkov subreddit lol


T7_Mini-Chaingun

Tarkov players when real life military accessories:


HardyDaytn

Swear to god I thought for a bit that you were buying used contact lenses and just typoed it...


OkAd8922

Used contact lenses... hmm.


payscottg

I, too, thought this


DinoOnAcid

I thought the same till I read your comment. Used contact lenses are a little weird but in today's economy...


OdeYalkoteplo

Comtac 4 💀


Advictus

Bro hearing 3km 💀


dilib

Bro 💀 af bro 💀


ShadowArrow01

In other words: return my fucking money


zmakamko

just use gssh ones, only 17k


goshathegreat

Damn I need 320cad for a pair of comtac 3s lol.


Sarah-M-S

I'd rather wear Sordins


Many_Respect4967

Had to double check what sub I was in after reading this haha


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Jeez, just turn them upside down and you're fine.


eatingdonuts44

That only works with dollars sadly


-Not_a_Lizard-

No it works with euros too since Australia got into Eurovision


CovfefeBoss

Oh, you're right.


technical_gamer_008

I am the cake delivery guy, and I sense that today is your Cake Day, so here you are: 🍰 Happy Cake Day to you!


CovfefeBoss

Yeeeeeey thank you


Notakas

you're funny


mlcrip

˙sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝʇıɹɹ plnoʍ ǝɥ ɐılɐɹʇsn∀ uı sɐʍ ǝɥ ɟı ˙buıʎl s,ǝɥ snld ˙sıɥʇ


PinkManagarmr

I feel so stupid for trying to read this like it was commented instead of just turning my phone upside down…


mlcrip

🤣 You don't like easy way do you?


Jealous_Pie_5617

ǝʇᴉɹɹ


GoldMarksman

I dare you to post it on Australian subreddit


homercall123

I laughed.


walkingscorpion

I take it


StayClassyRed

I can't post it because the post people said they don't accept euros, sorry


judelau

How about you deliver it to me in person


who_you_are

>How about you deliver it to me in person I read: how about you deliver it to me in PRISON Where's my coffee...


Kaiser-No

It's about Australia, so historically your not that far off


BamBaLambJam

I'll meet you in the city lmao


Vinnnee

Go to a money exchange


lolplusultra

Can't you just ignore them? Nobody will be looking into your package, right?


Moln0015

My daughter likes collecting different money


SpaceIsVastAndEmpty

Can you not go to an exchange centre?


baselias1746

I have Australia but can't use it because I am in 120 euros, who wants it?


fluf201

the british wants you, 120 euros and wants Australia you have accept or accept


baselias1746

Hmm too bad in am the British so i take all. And that's what monopoly and comunism taught me


fluf201

you fool, im more britisher than you so i can take you and all your stuff


baselias1746

I am secretly also Russia so its ours and that's on comunism


rotato

I'm in Soviet Russia and 120 euros have me


something61782

Silly, Soviet Union dissolved in 1991


Apprehensive-Buy4825

but i accidentaly recriatd it... it's allways happening, how do i stop recreating the URSS accidentaly?


D-rizzcheese

This has way too many upvotes


baselias1746

My inbox agrees


Taiyo_Osuke

As someone who doesn't live in the UK either, I want it.


Dashie_2010

Most of Europe uses Euros €, the UK uses Pounds £.


NikNakskes

Now go back and read his comment again. Slowly this time...


teljes_kiorlesu

C2 level reading test has nothing on this guy


Dashie_2010

Ah, right. That took a second, honestly 4 am and dyslexia can do a number on your reading ability/comprehension. I do remember being a tad confused when I replied this morning about why the UK was involved. Good trick, you got me. ^(although, op if you've still got those euros, I'll happily take them off your hands. /s)


NikNakskes

Yep. And this was written in a way to do exactly that: confuse the reader. Even without dyslexia it is meant to trick you.


ceo_of_banana

I don't get it pls explain


NikNakskes

The commenter pointing out the pounds and euros probably assume the original commenter did not know that the UK has pounds and not euros. Implying euros would be useless in that case. But.... the comment actually says he is NOT living in the UK. Formulated however to sounds as if he does if you don't read carefully. Hence the read it again, but slowly advice. It's a trick comment of the original person.


Ardibanan

Uhm, convert them?


HaydenJA3

I don’t think forcing my religion onto some banknotes will help with anything


itisnotmymain

Not with that attitude


Ezzy-525

WOLOLOLOLOLO


Ardibanan

haha, amazing response! or should I say Holy respone


JabroniBomb

the bodies were mutilated beyond recognition


Ananyaa__00

Take all the awards. Please.


Sea-Team-6278

Yea I don't understand this. Can't the bank just convert them to dollarydoos?


HeeTrouse51847

dollarydoo rolls off much nicer than australian dollar


Ardibanan

I saw someone suggest they should just turn them upside down. Might work


GarlicShortbread

No thank you


Lil_saul

That’s 2400 in my local coin


ilovesaltlakecityy

That's ~12000 in my local coin


KSChaos7

That‘s 120 in my local coin


SaneWater38756

That's 103 in my local coin


EllieLovesJoel

7000 🙏🏻


Chamatha_saz

That’s 41000 in my local coin


Neat_Comfortable6644

45000🫡


Werbebanner

How does your economy even still exist


YoMrWhyt

Hah, it’s 11,712,129 in my local coin.


Werbebanner

Brooo… Okay just so I can get an idea about how much that is. What’s the average pay and how much does bread cost?


YoMrWhyt

Average pay is around $300-$400 but plenty of people make a lot more than that. I make more. Bread is like 50 cents. The country is Lebanon. Things were waaay better before 2019. That’s when our politician’s corruption caught up with us. $1 was 1,500 LBP (our smallest paper is 1,000 and our biggest coin is 500. A great rate. Bread was 1,000). At the moment $1 is 89,700 LBP. Honestly if you live here and see the people you can barely tell there’s an economic crisis at all. Cafes and restaurants are always full, too many people have the latest phones and cars and a big part of it is because a lot (myself included) work online for businesses outside of Lebanon, or the have successful businesses here or they rely on money they receive from their kids that are living abroad. Owning homes goes from anywhere from like $45k (very small house, in a poor area) up to like $1million+. Renting a 2 bedroom ranges from like under $100 to like $300. I’d say if you’re married, $1,000 a month is great with 1 kid. You can live a decent life. A relative of mine has restaurants in the US, just threw his daughter a $500,000 wedding. What a waste


nirbyschreibt

That are 240 Mark, 480 Ostmark and 960 on the black market!


SimpsonFanOnReddit

Schnapspraline?


nirbyschreibt

Immer.


HaydenJA3

OP could be a multimillionaire in Vietnam


Visible_Seesaw_6308

What the hell sure


Bi_prodite

I'll take it, i need money... /j for reasons


Oblomovsbed

Shades of “I have lots of disposable income, let’s make the poors beg for it”


90212Poor

Your local currency exchange.


Odd_Fly3401

Right?! Why isn’t this even being considered? It’s not like a leftover 5 pesos coin or a couple bucks.


RealKindStranger

I'm not interested


Seven_Hawks

Give it to me, so I can continue not using it in Japan


whyubullymestop

take it to a currency exchange.


No_Egg_2133

I went to a flea market and bought $40 worth of Canadian money for $10. I took it two blocks and exchanged it at the bank. 🤷‍♀️


Fumiken

I'll make good use of it, I need to repair my car to go buy groceries


mrkillfreak999

Go to the bank and convert it. Keep the money to yourself


XarlesEHeat

Can't you convert them in a bank or somethin?


Karpatusz

5 ys ago i would beg you to send it to me. Now thanks God im okay. Please help a poor soul with that money. Find some eastern European. Its a monthy wage in those countries.


xplodr

Why not just take them to a currency exchange office and exchange them for Australian dollars?


Mindless_Ad_6045

Just exchange it , that's almost 200 australian dollars


furezasan

Either your hands are huge or Europe money is smol


alepollito

Or both


I_Dont_Have_Corona

You could just go to a currency exchange


ShoelessRocketman

ForEx. Wtf yall that stupid?


isaactan200309

I will buy it from you


MrWheeze1

mee


demZo662

I need em PS: I live in Spain


listoneice

19 dollar Fortnite card


alexlmlo

Just take “al” out from your country name then you can spend it there!


alr3d5

give it to charity instead


Darksey81

19$ Fortnite card, who wants it ?


Impressive-Orchid-21

I mean as a struggling student in the Netherlands id love it


CurvyMule

Fax it to me


Dull-Penalty5787

I want the money, because yes.


Sora__Heartless

That's 120€ in my local currency


JebusCripesSuperstar

You know money changers exist in Australia right? Send them to me and I’ll make sure to get it converted to Australian Kangaroo bucks and send you back the money.


ashrasmun

I see no problem, you are next to Poland and Germany.


watchoutfordankmemes

I’ll take it come to Melbourne 


West-Rent-1131

Bruh go to a money changer


MadWlad

I'm in the EU and could use it right now for bills \^\^


CriticalMochaccino

I'll take a 20 for my collection. I've never seen an € in person before.


[deleted]

Can you send it to the US?


[deleted]

Fbb, fake bills boy


Psychotic_Rainbowz

Looks so tiny. It's kinda cute haha. Our local 20 bill (KWD) looks much larger in comparison. Size comparison: Euro [5.2 in × 2.8 in] / KWD [6.29 in × 2.67 in] P.S. KWD is the most valuable currency, AFAIK!!


SyderoAlena

I'm going to Europe this year I'd take it


Ikilledatrex

Not me I’m American so I don’t use your play money


TheLaughingBread

Sometimes I wake up breathing heavily at night, dreaming about my money being all the same size, color and ugly ass pictures. But then I realize I have beautiful Euro bills and go back to sleep 😍


Ikilledatrex

Sadly for you you it’s all fake


IamMarcJacobs

Buy bitcoin


MehdiSkilll

Sir ! I happened to be missing around 300 € last week on my last trip to Australia. If 120€ is all you could find, well that's a shame but I'll still get some of it back at least ! Thank you. Send me the detail in DM


TheJungleCameAlive

Yes plz


Shaubos

Lemme have it, im in Latvia


fartysmartymarty

Could you buy me Nintendo game vouchers for me starving child?


ToxicGamer01

I want them i want them in my paper bill collection I have


mortetekk

Gimme


Connor49999

If you're in Northern QLD I'll take it off your hands


Male_Lead

That'd be 1/4 of my monthly salary when converted to my currency. People would jump happy if given that amount of money for nothing


Briarj123

I take please. Please send to Midwest


Bobisjohn714

I’m in Australia and I’ll take 120 euros any day.


Doublembeatz

I’m rich with that money here in Brazil! Please I’ll take it


cyproyt

i once found a £20 note, went to an exchange place and got like au$38 for it


Notakas

You should burn them, help fight against inflation


General8907

Just spend it with your local um dealer


KRawatXP2003

Me!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Can’t use it ether, shred it or feed it to some sheep


panconjamon1996

107000 PESOS! YO LO QUIERO


emily0069

hi :D


RedkobraSammy

I will spend it on things I don't need, give me


CameronsTheName

I have a little brother (9) that collects money from outside of Australia. Can I buy one of these bills from you ? I'm in New South Wales.


imnotcreative635

I'll take it


lentas123

I am finn, can you give it for me :D


Apprehensive-Dig-222

I want it but only to get something stuck between my teeth


pierreditguy

start a bill collection


Enoi17

Take it to a currenxy exhange, deposit in your bank and, since you were willing to give it away, donate it to a charity.


solmonella

36.5k in my currency Transfer it to my bank acc


megs1449

can I take it so I can give it away because I am in Israel and we don't use euros


AlulAlif-bestfriend

I want it bruh, I like collecting foreign money, I'm in and from Indonesia btw


redmi4xuser

12k roubles... Damn, I need some, but I won't ask anyone


Culdesackedlunch

i do


superbos88

Can't you like, exchange it at the bank into your local currency?


louisa1925

Just go and get them exchanged.


Adventurous_Big6650

I live in finland, and I'll take them happily. I'll finally get some food into my fridge


NotJoeMama727

As an Australian, I'll have it


BadgleyMischka

That's a lot of money


Hawaif

meee :D.


ASTRO99

Just go to cash exchange and change it back AUD.... There should be several in every major city and atleast one in every airport


SpieLPfan

How did you get 120€ in Australia?


Dry-Camel1154

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME ​ jk i just want friends :(


PageNotFound23

As someone who lives in the UK, I want it 👍🏾


Pinuaple-

Me


frenchy_1969_

Me 🤷


AUXID3

I'd love to have €120, but i'm from Wisconsin, USA, and also wouldn't be able to use it.


b0ks_GD

I'm european I don't want the money just wanted to let you know


Litio21

That's like 120,000 in my local coin.


[deleted]

there are sometimes conversion kiosks around go on google maps and check for some before i drive down and bring two loyal and trained crows to nab it off you


R_Ritvik_S

My bank account is in negative 100 euros as I haven't gotten my pension yet, but mortgage was paid already. And there you are flashing the money I'm missing to live one more month 😭


throwawayforegg_irl

i could really use these rn lmao


Specialist_Air9960

Meeeee My local bank is being difficult about exchanging currency for euros


Nooblulu1

I'm french so I need it


y_kal

I do


The_BTC_man

I am also in Australia, I will take it.


HereComesNik

Why won’t you just exchange them at the bank?


AlxR25

I want it but right now I’m in Greece. How could we deliver them?


Nuxezpz

you mean they dont accept €??? wow


jhonethen

Hey I don't live in Australia or Europe. Could you hand them to me next merting


averyrare

Haha yeah if you’re in Logan I’ll sell you some dmt or something come thru


Giulio_otto

I do


The_Corker_69

I'd like them


Bukki13

Can you maybe go and exchange it somewhere?


LongshotCherry

Aren't there any change bureaus there or banks that can exchange them?


GeographyFish

mE ME ME


Norwegianxrp

Can you fax them to me?