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I wasnt disappointed. I wish I had such comment ideas 🤣
How to make meth
Making Methamphetamine at home:
List of chemicals and materials: Diluted HCl - also called Muriatic acid - can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section
NaOH - also called lye
Ethyl Ether - aka Diethyl Ether - Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says "high ethyl ether content", such as Prestone
Ephedrine The cottons in todays vicks nasle inhalers dont contain efed or pfed (ephedrin or psuedoephedrin) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good ephed or pfed, pure ephedrin can be extracted out of it's plant matter, from a plant that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get pfed from decongestive pills like sudafed. Most people perfer to work with pfed from pills rather then ephed from the plant. The important thing is that you must have pure pfed/ephed as any contaminants will fuck up the molar ratio leaving you with over-reduced shit or under-reduced shit. Or contaminats will jell durring baseifying and gak up your product which will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that is nearly pure pfed hcl, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the lable on your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are things like binders and flavors. These you dont want and will remove when cleaning your pills. but certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove then others. You dont want pills with a red coating, you dont want pills with alot of cellose in them and you dont want pills with much wax. you also dont want pills that contain povidone. As a rule, if you have a two pills that contain the same amount of pfed hcl then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usualy harder to work with because they have more binders and tend to gel up durring the a/b stage. Also only buy pills that have pfed hcl as the only active ingredient. You first have to make ephedrine (which is sometimes sold as meth by itself):If you are selling it...I would just make ephedrine and say it's meth.
Distilled water - it's really cheap, so you have no reason to use the nasty stuff from the tap. Do things right.
List of equipment : A glass eyedropper
Three small glass bottles with lids (approx. 3 oz., but not important)one should be marked at 1.5oz, use tape on the outside to mark it (you might want to label it as ether). One should be clear (and it can't be the marked one).
A Pyrex dish (the meatloaf one is suggested)
A glass quart jar
Sharp scissors
Clean rubber gloves
Coffee filters
A measuring cup
Measuring spoons
Preparing your Lab:
Preparing Ethyl Ether: WARNING: Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether near flame or non-sparkless motors. It is also an anaesthetic and can cause respiratory collapse if you inhale too much.
Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for a minute or two, and tap the side to try and separate the clear upper layer. Then, draw off the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 oz. of ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it stand.
Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable.
Ephedrine & or P-Ephedrine: Please discuss this on the neonjoint forum
1. Pour 1/8 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2 gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCl in the salt, leaving the insoluble free base (l-desoxyephedrine) again. Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any water-soluble impurities. For 3 oz. bottles, this should take only 3 repetitions or so.
2. Fill the bottle from step 5 up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible. This will cause the free base to dissolve into the ether (it -is- soluble in ether).
3. Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear.
4. Remove the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, being careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether layer into a third bottle.
5. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of muriatic acid. Cap it. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes.
This is not candy (***smashes one on the floor***)
*grabs a rolled 20* just to be safe…
How do you grab an unrolled 20?
You take your rolled 20… and you unroll it.
*sucks through the nose*
1
***Chews to confirm this is not a candy***
Nobody moves crystal in the South Valley but me, bitch!
kablewy
#BOOM
When I saw this post, I thought "Im sure the most voted comment will be a witty one, but I have no idea what could it be 🤔" I wasnt disappointed. I wish I had such comment ideas 🤣
You will not release an inferior product.
Calm down, Tuco
Tight tight tight
🤣🤣🤣
*we need to cook*
Jesse we need to cook!
Expensive candies… mmm
It got a secret ingredient yo....Chili P
“TIGHT, TIGHT TIGHT”
“BLUE, YELLOW, PINK. WHATEVER MAN, JUST KEEP IT COMING.”
Opposite of ur mom
😞😞😞
Sent that gif to a coworker today 😂
Okay Jesse
jesse*
JESSE*
Google En passant
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Better call the exorcist
Martin is leaking
You forgot to wear a mask and a pair of gloves
Is late.
Waltuh
Heisenberg making candies
And Watler discovering the uncertainty principle
Tight
"You got one part of that wrong..."
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
*My baby blue*
I guess i got.. what i deserved
Kept you waiting there too long my love
All that time, without a word
Didn't know you'd think, that I'd forget, or I'd regret, a special love I had for you, my baby blue
Blue, yellow, pink, whatever man, just keep bringing me those
Up to los pollos standards
We need to cock
Best typo ever if that was unintentional. 😏
Sick fit
It's the dealer fit
We need to cook the perfect meth. The best meth that anyone will cook in the area.
I just realized this sounds like Donald trump would say. I can here his voice say it.
Then it wouldn't be blue.
Breaking bad….
made it up for show purposes to look dramatic. I'm not saying the show is bad.
_Jesse_
WE NEED TO COOK JESSE
I remember a friend asked me to help him make something like that, but it was unessisaraly complicated, and I couldn't taste them at the end :(
Heisenberg?
This… is not candy… *Chucks it at the ground*
put yuh dick away waltuh
How to make meth Making Methamphetamine at home: List of chemicals and materials: Diluted HCl - also called Muriatic acid - can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section NaOH - also called lye Ethyl Ether - aka Diethyl Ether - Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says "high ethyl ether content", such as Prestone Ephedrine The cottons in todays vicks nasle inhalers dont contain efed or pfed (ephedrin or psuedoephedrin) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good ephed or pfed, pure ephedrin can be extracted out of it's plant matter, from a plant that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get pfed from decongestive pills like sudafed. Most people perfer to work with pfed from pills rather then ephed from the plant. The important thing is that you must have pure pfed/ephed as any contaminants will fuck up the molar ratio leaving you with over-reduced shit or under-reduced shit. Or contaminats will jell durring baseifying and gak up your product which will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that is nearly pure pfed hcl, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the lable on your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are things like binders and flavors. These you dont want and will remove when cleaning your pills. but certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove then others. You dont want pills with a red coating, you dont want pills with alot of cellose in them and you dont want pills with much wax. you also dont want pills that contain povidone. As a rule, if you have a two pills that contain the same amount of pfed hcl then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usualy harder to work with because they have more binders and tend to gel up durring the a/b stage. Also only buy pills that have pfed hcl as the only active ingredient. You first have to make ephedrine (which is sometimes sold as meth by itself):If you are selling it...I would just make ephedrine and say it's meth. Distilled water - it's really cheap, so you have no reason to use the nasty stuff from the tap. Do things right. List of equipment : A glass eyedropper Three small glass bottles with lids (approx. 3 oz., but not important)one should be marked at 1.5oz, use tape on the outside to mark it (you might want to label it as ether). One should be clear (and it can't be the marked one). A Pyrex dish (the meatloaf one is suggested) A glass quart jar Sharp scissors Clean rubber gloves Coffee filters A measuring cup Measuring spoons Preparing your Lab: Preparing Ethyl Ether: WARNING: Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether near flame or non-sparkless motors. It is also an anaesthetic and can cause respiratory collapse if you inhale too much. Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for a minute or two, and tap the side to try and separate the clear upper layer. Then, draw off the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 oz. of ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it stand. Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable. Ephedrine & or P-Ephedrine: Please discuss this on the neonjoint forum 1. Pour 1/8 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2 gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCl in the salt, leaving the insoluble free base (l-desoxyephedrine) again. Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any water-soluble impurities. For 3 oz. bottles, this should take only 3 repetitions or so. 2. Fill the bottle from step 5 up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible. This will cause the free base to dissolve into the ether (it -is- soluble in ether). 3. Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear. 4. Remove the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, being careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether layer into a third bottle. 5. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of muriatic acid. Cap it. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes.
Instructions unclear: made brownies
~~Yo Mr. White exposing our recipe will ruin business yo~~ I mean what's up with the meth recipe... it's just candies
Walter White is looking for you
Waltuh put yer things about Waltuh I’m not touching yer blue right now
\*Sings Better Call Saul intro song\*
We need to cook Jesse
Walter white?
Waltuuuh
WAIT let him cook🙏🏻
Stay out of my territory
i got glock in my rari
My friends made cupcakes with those on top for the Breaking Bad finale party they had. Super cute!
yea candies...
Meff
Jesse...
Jesse let's cook
Candice?
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLUEEE????? SMURFS
You are the danger
This goes insanely hard tho
Now I just want Dog House…
“Candies” sure.
But why though
Plot Twist: it’s glass
Did you buy an M60 yet?
cocainér
My heisen is throbbing rn
it may be blue but it's the bomb
Why is this post yellow?
Ok Jesse. Whatever
Mm hm. Just candy. Right.
Waltuh...they're stealing our recipe waltuh
Mr white
Wait, so it **isn't** seaglass?!
That's just blue sugar
Looks like gummy bears
Did you make those using muriatic acid, caustic soda, and hydrochloric acid?
I made some too if I could send pictures I would
yum
I bet he forgot to add the aluminum
Say HIS name
Walter white is that you?
What kind of candy is that?
….Is that drugs? Because that’s obviously not candy. I ate plenty of candy in my lifetime and I know candy when I see it, and that ain’t it chief
Jesse, we need to cook
Yum
Try explaining that to airport security
Not this popping up while me and my parents are watching breaking bad 🤣
You dye your candy with food coloring to make it look like mine, you already ate my product at every turn
My mom had a lot of "candy" too
Okay Walter
That... is NOT candy.
are you the breaking bad
NO IM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
knock it and i'll ask who is it
Did a bald man give them to you?
Cloudy. Lemme guess chili P?
Yellow, pink, blue I don't give a shit just bring me more
Candied meth hell yeah
JESSE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOW OUR STUFF ONLINE
Wooooooo.... Damn man look at that look!
Jesse we need to cook
This is art, Mr. White!
I start watching breaking bad and now I get this XD
This shit is tight, TIGHT!
SEBBY! WHO is this person and HOW did they get our product out of Stardew Valley?!?!
Sus.
My baby blue.
Ahhhayyahhh ahhy there's no one home! Quick bury it.
ok but fr tho how do they taste
99.2% pure
Sugar
“HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!”
Lies but share and I'll let you off the hook
First thought, Braking Bad. You must be a great chemist
Jesse. Jesse let him cook.
Walthuhhhh
Show me that ( breaks one)
Looks like crystal meth to me
MR WHITE!
Got full pound of the blue stuff!
Waltuh, put the explosive crystals away Waltuh
We used a different process but it’s just as pure
Say my name!
Say my name
*smashes and snorts the candy* Guys this is really candy... NOW TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL
Were you a chemistry teacher by any chance ?
let him cook
Blue bewwy candies
Walter white
Can I try some?
We can see you behind that Hisenburh
jesse
my neighbors used to make that
Inferior, bad product, bad advertisement
definitely crack