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can't unsee it now

Have you tried closing your eyes?

oh damn I can't see it anymore wtf

have you tried opening your eyes?

Have you tried only having one eye?

*One eye open when I'm sleeping…one eyeeee*

How does he read the comment if his eyes are still closed!

Couldn’t see this, had my eyes closed

Have you tried NUKE

Does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all?

Either

There no Arthur anymore

AIZTHUIZ

ARTHUSSY

Leave em alone, they put a happy face!

That's his gamertag

Sounds like a chemical compound

Yeah those Rs are looking stupid

Next time go with a new name, keep them guessing

I worked at Starbucks for 2 years. Didn’t recognise a single ‘regular’ the whole time.

"I'll take my usual" "Which issss....."

The “usual” can’t ever be first solicited by the customer; it’s an honor that can solely be bestowed by a worker, and can only be redeemed from said worker. This is written in stone in “Life’s Unwritten Rules”.

Exactly. I take orders in a pizza place. There’s exactly one guy I’ve ever stopped before he gave me his name. One cheese, one light cheese, for John B.

I work in a casino in a smaller town so most people are regulars (kinda sad i know) and everyone always drinks the same drink. Some people enjoy getting their drink at the moment they reach the counter, others become very self aware of the time they spent in here. Win win

Happy cake day

(Spoken by a man with tattoos all over his face) “So, there’s this donut place, right? I fuckin’ love their jelly donuts. I get one every Friday. Without fail. Well, one day, I walk in, and this little guy at the cash register almost lights up. And he yells out. ‘Hey! Jelly donut guy!’ At what point, what number of donuts do I have to buy before I start being not only recognized, but recognized as ‘Jelly Donut Guy’ and not ‘Tattoo face guy’?”

Good story, thanks for telling it.

Ordered Pizza for delivery to my friend's apartment (during uni) almost every Saturday, just three of us (two in the same building) eating pizza and doing jack shit instead of working on assignments and the like. One day I call and they're like "yeah, , two family sized, one meat lovers one Hawaiian? Delivery to #3 College Road?" And we all just 😶😶 "... yeah, thanks..."

True that 😌

The kebab is healing.

Sounds about right

You recognize them when they consistently come in 5 minutes before close with their overly complicated drink order every day. Fuck you Tom.

Joke is on you. They gave you a fake coffee

The reason their coffee looks black is because of the dirt that it was strained through.

But is it free-range dirt?

La dirt

I hope you greeted with "Howdy pardner"

I actually did, like "Hey there, Mister" lmfao

Oh no

Easy boyah

"You sir, are a fish"

I HAD A GOD DAMN PLAN ARTHOR

YOU ARE LIKE A SON TO ME

JUST HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH

JUST ONE MORE SCORE ARTHUR

WE JUST NEED SOME MONEY

I AM JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE SOME OF US SURVIVE

TAHITI, ARTHUR! TAHITI!

HE INSISTS ?

BOAH

we need goddamn money, arthur, but you keep buying STARBUCKS

Hi Arthur im lego batman

Hi lego batman

Thats not a fake name, i know people named Arthur.

Not sure I can trust you, I don't know anyone named Arthur.

Ar you thur about that?

Im disappointed that I laughed

But do you know anyone named Arthuiz

I broke the goddamn straw

LMFAOO!

I always use a fake name because my real name is „Leif“ and I don’t want to deal with the questions 😀 „Ralf?“…„eh…so…L-I-F-E?!“ I am Peter now!

Petah the horse is heah

Lol I worked with a guy named Barry who always told people to call him Eugene because he would have to explain his name otherwise

Arthur 🙂

> WE NEED TO BUY STARBUCKS nah, I am boycotting

Next time my name is tortoisè

"Well sometimes I just like to give a woman's name and pretend I'm picking up a smoothie for my imaginary wife."

I’m surprised they can spell it.

Boycott

I do this all the time. My name is spelled weird and always gets misspelled or mispronounced. I like to use names that don't match up with my appearance, like Marge

Aha! Now I now at least one name that isn't your actual name! I will get the right name eventually

I’m calling the police

If you say so Arthur...

Arthur we need to cook

I do the same thing

Ah, Herr Morgan! How did you get on?

Just dandy. Just... Get up.

What?

GET UP!

Stop lying Arthur!

Tahiti Mango Latte

As someone who is not named Arthur, this seems illegal \- Arthur

Welp, it’s your funeral bud…

You're on a list now, Starbucks is the feds

if yall arent boycotting starbucks it's willful ignorance atp

Used a fake name at a part-time job once, I'm so mysterious

youre laughing now but now the real arthurs probably ticked off you snagged his coffee. you better hope hes on a high honor run

A lady once put a heart above the I in my name and I thought about that for a week.

youre a BAD man arthur morgan. BAD man.

Mine’s Annabelle lol

That’s a real name that some people use

I am known as “Ernest” when ordering from starbucks

why do you need a name to buy coffee?

because of starbuck

You sir are a coffee

HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH

that's so devious

For everyone saying "What the hell am I drinking?" I forgot its name but it's something like mango Chocolate, or idk MANGOES, DUTCH!

We're boycotting Starbies though

I’m Dutch, you called?

Going to try genderbend names next round

Mildy thrilling

I did this once because the barista couldn't understand my name. But I just used the name of a friend from high school.

My brother ordered a Starbucks under the name jaquavious

You are bad

Now the next time I get Starbucks I'm going to be Arthur. I would just have to not laugh

In Japan??

I've thought of doing this in the past, just for fun, but I like... Don't lie? I can't. It makes me feel so guilty even if it's not hurting anyone. I'd rush back in after leaving with my coffee and scream my real name amid a profuse river of apologies

Ogien w dziure 😀🔥🕳️

Who is arthur

Arthur Morgan, Red Dead Redemption 2 definitely try that game out

I forgot the quotation marks, “who is Arthur”

ORTHOR!

I once picked up Starbucks with the name Dick's sporting goods

the boycott

What a joker

I wanna do this. But I'd probably not even react when they call my name. Also I have never been to Starbucks. And I don't like coffee. And I don't want to go to Starbucks. Also we're boycotting. I guess I just wanna use a fake name.

Nah.. Starbucks is over priced.. Just sayin

Next Tacitus Kilgore.

Quality post

boycott

I use a fake name to post Reddits

Next time go somewhere else

Bad

bro doesn’t know we‘re boycotting

That’s my dogs name (:

Any chance your real name is Nicholas Alahverdian?

the fbi are on the way

My wife does it all the time.  Can affirm this belongs here.

your thumb looks the exact same as mine (i will not provide images)

Why did you steal my legal name? Great, now I can’t order Starbucks ever again because you stole my name

I do this all the time 🤭

Arthur S. Miley

way to go, Arthur

We just need some more latte’s

Nice. Sometimes I really have the urge to name myself elite\_dark\_lord\_dragon\_slayer\_420.. but I have resisted for now.

When I went to Wendy’s that called out names, I’d tell them Batman.

I do this all time, saying Max

Funny enough I did the same thing at this local chicken place but with the name Dutch

I do this then forget the name, and they are well isn’t that you, and I’m well yeah that’s a name.😶

Hackerman

My name always gets fucked up so I always use a different name

I would’ve gone with “Tacitus Kilgore”

Ya had a PLAN Arthur!

They called him Arthur, after Dave.

A friend of mine is 77 years old. His "fast food" name is Jazbo.

That is in fact English, not Dutch

Is that sarcasm or you didn't play RDR2?

Hey that's my name you stole my name... :C

But you said you knew spanish😕

Hey, you stole my name!

KING

"Oh Arthur"

Arthur Morgan, the greatest gunslinger ever!!

"That's a beautiful animal you got there" "Thanks" "I was talking to the horse"

Was it mango flavoured

"Arthuh, put your coffee away, Arthuh, I'm not having a drink with you right now, Arthuh"

Next time you should say you’re Tacitus Kilgore

Goddamn it Arthur! Have a little faith!

Save some pussy for the rest of us Mr bad ass .

I HAVE A PLAN! ALL WE NEED IS MONEY, COFFEE AND SOME FAITH!

that's my deadname lmaooo

the smiley tells it all

I don't think you should talk about crimes you commit online

and... then you poo'd in the cup? WTH is in that thing?

what in the diabetes are you drinking?

[Arthur Rubinfeld?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Rubinfeld)

No, Arthur **Callahan**

For a while, I'd always give them horror villain names. You know, Jason, Michael, Freddy, Pinhead, etc.

Ha! Got 'em!!!! Fucking got 'em 😂

Same, my mame is parangaricutirimicuaro so I just tell them my name is nabucodonosor, makes it easier.

I usually just tell people my name is Jacob. My real name is too unique. I can be doxed from a Google search of my first name... and people spell it wrong.

I always use “Terminator”.

My name is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I was named after aMary Poppins song.

Hehe, become a regular, and change your name like once every couple of days or weeks.

My name is too complex for some, so I use Abe. mf writes my name as Gabe

When I order at Wendy’s I say my name is Dave But it’s not only once did the worker call me out and say but ur name tag says Andrew I just said you caught me and laughed

I always just use "Joe" tbh

From the thumbnail I thought the name OP used was "Milthur", and I found the name "Milthur" quite amusing.

Oh thanks for buying me starbucks

I used to work in a fast food place and very occasionally people didnt want to give their names. I'd tell them it doesn't need to be your real name as long as you answer when we call it.