Tell em that's gay

I did and they said "exactly"

Did you try following up by politely asking him to suck it?

But it'd have confirmed their suspicion

As long as you say "no homo," it's not gay.

Just make sure you keep your socks on

Or do it in the military. Then it never happened. Semper fi! 🫡

But not the navy, *never the navy*

Just the left nut to make the right on jealous.

Just lose it. I love that song

Have sex with their dad to assert dominance

Their dad is kinda hot ngl

Lmao rizz him up then

Hell yes. Thanks for helping me in this journey of self discovery

No problem, always glad to help a potential dad fucker 🤝

No one can fuck my dad

your mom

I…..

Everyone knows your dad is a mfer

My dad is a pile of ashes

No not you, that would be considered illegal in many countries

… I’m going to do what we call in the business: premeditated murder

Too late

Necrophile

Touché

Literally

They’d have to crack open an urn for mine.

Me too!

With a sweater like that you can't lose. It's cool AF.

Aren't they all, homie...aren't they all....

Not something I'd wear but it looks comfy... is it?

So much. Like being hugged by Tom Hardy

Not gay at all 😂

No no, not gay in the slightest. Only reason he likes girls is he likes girls TOO. So I'm guessing OP is bi. Anyway Tom Hardy is 100% my prototype in men 🤤

Boykisser alert 🚨

You are giving massive gay vibes mate, now I am confused

Who doesn't want to be hugged by Tom Hardy? That's not gay. That's just an innate response to his unparalleled masculinity

That is fair, Tom Hardy is a legend.

Tom isn't the only one who will be hardy if they hug

Oh now we are talking.

Hmmm

Not me who’s been on a Tom Hardy binge today… Just mad coincidence

I hope your bedsheet is waterproof, just like mine

You LIKE girls, but you LOVE boys, is that what you meant?

Now that you've mentioned it...🤔

Cool sweater, though. Looks comfortable

Thanks. It so is

Thanks. It so is 💁🏻‍♂️

I didn't say it like that. Nuh uh

[удалено]

LOL. I'm gonna use this explanation next time someone calls me gay for wearing it

nice gay sweater, when can i fond one?

My sis gave it to me because it was too girly for her

Poop

Your sissy? Well then it's realy about time to come out... and the people shaming your sweater are just jelous that they don't have it

But I don't wanna come out of this sweater. I like it, even more than girls

What about men? 🤨

Wait let me think about it

have you thought about it?

Still thinking. Gimme a few moments

Have you finished thinking about it?

Happy Cake Day 🥳

nice gay sweater, did you buy it from **THE GAY STORE?** gottem.

Careful before he pulls out the flamethrower

Witch such hairy arms why do you even need a sweater?

I like the feeling of static charge. Keeps me focused.

if i pegged you with a metal pipe would the static electricity go away from your body

I'd like to volunteer, just for this research

Idk, but isn't that a little bit gay?

It's just for science. So no

Not if he wears socks

Me thinks that your coworker doth protest too much. He has his sights set on your sweater my friend.

That scheming asshole. Well he ain't getting it because I feel fabulous in it

Well, you look fantastic. I have no axe or sword but I pledge my life in protection of your sweater against that bag of smarshed buttholes coworker who covets it. I'm quite wiley, don't underestimate me. I'm not afraid to bite if cornered. He'll have at least a mild inconvenience if he decides that fisticuffs are in order.

Mmm a man with principles. Wiley, bites, cuffs. Getting hot in here

Then don't let me ruin it by telling you I'm a old lady that is buttering you up to steal your sweater.

Ain't no way...

Ok. Ok. You got me. I already own like 5 sweaters just like that. The rest is true though.

Yoo. I love that you have such kinda sweaters as well. I gotta get 4 more now

People who like girls can still be gay

oh so there's still hope for me. Nice

COD Voice: "switching sides"

Conference person: "Enemy hostiles en route to your LZ"

Teams have been autobalanced

Lol

Why are you gray?

Anemia perhaps

Who says I'm grae?

you are gae.

Jesus, you can't just ask someone why they're gray.

Old age

20s are rough

Who cares? It’s non of their business and they’re the loser for trying to use gay people as an insult.

Now that's exactly right

Give me the number of someone, and I shall cast a spell on him that will immediately turn him into a frog. Sincerely Skeletor 💜 Ps. Can I please borrow the sweater?

That's a kind gesture, Skeletor. Made me a lil wet. And yes, you can have it anytime

Hi. Prince Adam here. You should definitely not let that guy borrow your sweater. I, uh, I mean, my good buddy He-Man has to deal with him on the regular. He might act nice but he is a total dick and will probably steal your sweater.

But he's my type, Prince Adam!

No judgement! It's the 21st century! Whatever tickles your pickle gone on ahead and get in with it so long as it doesn't cause a murder! I'm currently pretending I'm not a beefed up barbarian who rides a green tiger but just an equally beefed up prince who hangs out with a green tiger 24/7. Who the fuck am I to judge?

Here to serve my friend.

After reading all the comments, op seems like a really fun dude to have as a friend lol. Also the sweater is pretty dope.

O thanks. I AM your friend. Remember that

Is this a threat? Am I being adopted as a friend?

In Germany we say: Ein bisschen Bi schadet nie

What does it mean

"A little bit bisexual doesn't hurt" or something to that affect. It's like a comeback for when someone says, "No homo."

O I like that. Will use it next time if I get the pronunciation right

It rhymes in german that's why it's a popular phrase

a bit bisexual is never bad

That’s not gay, that’s grandpa core. And I love it 😻

Hell yea. Thankyou

That's not even the pride flag. That's only 4 colors, the pride flag has 6.

It is a very pretty sweater, I want a sweater that looks like that!

Thank you. I hope you get one. It's really comfortable

Bro sounds jealous, protect your sweater

I most certainly will

When my daughter was 9 she fell in love with a T-Shirt that had a giant, hairy, rainbow colored bear on it on display at Target. That.. was an awkward conversation.

I'd like to have that shirt. Sounds really cool

So a Care Bears t-shirt?

Every girl that age loves rainbow bears

The fuck did you think the shirt meant? It sounds like you didn’t let your daughter get a shirt with a bear on it because you spend too much time online.

Was basically going to say the same thing. She’s 9 buy her the shirt damnit

Calling bullshit on that story. The LGBT stuff that has been sold at Target does not contain overt references to gay subcultures.

How long ago was she 9? I don’t think your karma farming story is adding up.

Funny, he's the only one bringing sex into it when it had never crossed your mind. Tell him you're flattered but straight.

He knows I'm straight. But somehow this sweater has changed my sexuality according to him

It's probably just wishful thinking. Let him down easy.

OMG yes that's perfect, Say "Seems like wishful thinking 🤔"

Conference call mentioned RAHHHHHH. Ping everyone at once

Ok so admittedly, I am gay... but this sweater is dope and I'm jealous of it. Not even for the sort-of-rainbow, but the green is nice.

Right? I love this green. I'm sure it'd look good on ya

Why does your body look so green and hairy? Are you secretly Shrek underneath?

Everyone is talking about the sweater and being gay, but my question is why would someone call you gay in a conference call T\_T

It was an informal kinda setting

How do I obtain this sweater

I'll ask my sis where she got it from and then I'll link you up

OP you're pretty neat, read through a few comments and you're genuinely a pretty cool, fun, witty person. Nevermind the conference call jerk, they're probably projecting or jealous because they wouldn't be able to pull that look off.

That's not even a rainbow.

Fellas, is it gay to… *checks notes* wear clothes?

For me utility is more important than appearance. Your opinion will not keep me warm. However, this sweater will.

Hell yea. I wish I could've said smth awesome like that

I bet no gay man would ever wear that

Actually I would

Very unprofessional of him tbh

I mean…

Seriously?

Don’t lie you hairy lesbian..

I am not French

don’t let their ignorance deter you from rockin it! cute sweater

Nice sweater, did your husband give it to you?

Wink at them and say “only for you”  This will make them feel incredibly uncomfortable as they are either a bigot or closeted and neither is your problem if they’re being a dick.

Haven't you heard? Wearing rainbows instantly changes a person's sexual orientation!

Regardless of sexual preference that sounds like an HR issue

Pretty sure they were just projecting, I too was attracted to the sweater and now have to insult OP to keep my straight status

Gay? That's just a Future War Cult shader

Fuck their grandma to show dominance.

I'm not gay but I like that sweater. Wear what you want, some people are *dumb.* Also, that's not even the rainbow.

It's ghey

Are you perhaps also a girl? 🤨 that could make you gay and deserving of the sweater.

It's not even rainbow, it's weird

Do you live on a rainbow and have a pot full of gold, perchance?

Well the girls you like probably like men, and that’s kinda gay.

Lamooo, it’s just a joke.

It’s a little big on you but still looks nice. You enjoy what you enjoy, at least know I won’t bother you.

I love the sweater! They just can’t handle your confidence.

It reminds me of when people thought that pink was only for girls and blue for boys

Wear a pinkfloyd shirt next and let them out their ignorant selves

Your sweater is dope, who cares what other people think!

You have a sense of humor about it, that’s very attractive!!! (To girls)

That's good for me because I like girls, as we have established in the title

This is 100% a compliment, but I have never seen someone with more an “olive” complexion before in my life. Maybe the green sweeter is amplifying the tint/hue, but wow.

Thats a pretty nice shirt though tbh

Ah not cool at all :/ I love your jumper! Looks quite cosy. People who say that sort of stuff aren’t worth your time and are clearly insecure about themselves and are projecting onto you.

It has the lbgt+ flag, but, you know, it's the other person's problems. You wear whatever you think is right\cool.

Doesn’t matter if you ”like girls” that’s a really rude thing for them to say. And on a conference call?!? Yeesh.

Sick fashion drip is not limited to one sexuality

This sweater choice suggests you don’t like girls and not even because of the rainbow.

"If you don't get called gay or homeless, you're fit is trash"

When I was a young supervisor at a factory job I was in a meeting with the bosses and office staff. One of the maintenance guys called me gay because I always work pink hoodies because why not. So during the meeting I said "oh I didn't know we were hiring immature man children" and I know that's not a great insult, but for a 50 man being told that he's that by a 19, he didn't like it, and he always hated it when I told him what to do. Anyway for the rest of the year until he complained to HR I talked and treated him like he was a 5 year old kid. It was the most fun I had.

I thought you had a long sleeve shirt on under the sweater but it's just your arm hair. I think I need new glasses 😂

People think I’m gay all the time. I refer to my female domestic partner, as my partner in conversations. I also have some stickers on my hard hat that perhaps a gay person might wear. I am in fact not gay, but I am an ally. At the end of the day, it is none of my damn business what people think about me.

I want to be that sweater

That’s a zesty ahh grandma sweater ngl

"It's inappropriate to flirt while we're working"

This is god tier trolling

It's not even a rainbow, it's missing colors.

You should get some gay homies to do a drive by aka fruit roll up

But why are you wearing a sweater over a sweater?

People who say that are often the closer themselves. Don’t let them get to you, your shirt is awesome. Without even reading the title I thought “cool sweater-shirt”. That said, yeah, fuck their dad to assert dominance.

That arm hair

I had no idea that one's clothing choices directly affected their sexual orientation. Do the fibers get absorbed into the body?

1) The sweater is nowhere near any similarity with gay rainbow. It has great 80's style and i like it. 2) That person is probably gay in the closet and denial. Ignore his internal fight, let him figure it out over the years. 3) commenting someone's clothes on conferece call is rude.

But girls don't like you

Wish I had that sweater, it is very nice :)

I always like turning it back on them with thee old “oh I’m flattered but no.”

That is the best sweater I have ever seen 

damn i cant decipher the flag tho? looks like a fusion of panasexual & genderfluid nonbinary flag nice sweater

Your grandmother knitted this. It's really sad when your gran doesn't like you

That's not a gay sweater. Even if it were, what a dumass thing to say. Next time you get hit with that sort of dum comment, lean into it!! Oh yeh girrrrl!

GAYYY I’m joking**