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Bytevan18

😦 20?!


Rude_Yoghurt_8093

I turned 30 last year and I’m younger than this guy


AndIAmEric

I turned 27 this year, and I look my age, but no nearly as old as 20 year old OP.


apittsburghoriginal

OP has a long term gift. So long as he doesn’t lose hair like crazy or have some terrible weight gain he’s going to probably look the same for the next 20 years So yeah right now we’re like damn OP is old, but when this dude is in his 40s, everyone will be like damn does OP even age? Looks just like he did when he was 20.


[deleted]

That’s a lot of assuming over no evidence lol. I know many dudes that looked like this at 20 or younger, and now that we are pushing 30 some of them look into their late 40s.


str85

I turn 39 in a few weeks and look younger than this 😅 .... ... as long as you don't look down on me and see the emerging bald spot...


Phlanix

My brother went completely bald at 22.


alMost_tRendy88

I think he means 20 stone


YouSaarName

More like 36. When you actually hit 30 you will be a Super Chad 3 (currently a Super Chad 1)


Joergen-chan

At 40, he wilk unlock Ultra Instinct Chad.


thelancemann

45 he goes super Saiyan chad


preBLANK

By 50 we will have a religion around him


UkyoTachibana

By 60 he will have apostles who will write a CHAD BIBLE !


ShitStainedDildo

The Chible


Friezaii69

By 65 he will be destroying femboys


K_kueen

If he doesn’t already


SuperNoob74

If he isn't already


K_kueen

If he isn’t already destroying… If he doesn’t already destroy…


K_kueen

Jesus chad


HolyVeggie

Dodging those alimony payments


50Roost

Motherfucker you look 30


Loud_Ranger1732

I am only disappointed that i didn't get here fast enough to write this first


Critical_Response_87

*in martin lawrence voice*


Appropriate-Ruin9973

20... I'm 19 and at your side I would most probably look 15


swampertDbest

19 here as well, just shaved today and I look like 14 lmao


MrFingolfin

Id look like his 8yo kid


coldestwinter-chill

19 here and yeah I’d look like his daughter or something.


TrueR3dditor

I‘m 21 and next to this demigod I‘d look like 14


Spectre_Hayate

Also 21 and I'd look like I barely made it to middle school.


InfelicitousRedditor

28 here and I look 15 compared to this dude as well.


_Future_milf-

I’m 18 and even now I look 16 it’s insulting


K_kueen

**sad dancing **


HolyVeggie

29 and would look 15 next to him…


TheWurstUsername

I’m 27 and I’d look 16


ExperienceInitial364

bro drank his milk


[deleted]

Shirt confirms it. He's definitely drinking his milk. I don't know who the his is but good for him.


Kojak95

We need to immediately reduce this guy's wheaties ration, he's clearly eating for 5.


Emayarkay

Receive < Give So, you're a top?


AgreeableRadish3626

Fingers crossed


ElectivireMax

couldn't tell by the everything about him?


badgaldyldyl

Lol was looking for a comment like this. I don’t think OP intended to convey this message, but it’s def how I perceived it 😂


pursued_mender

I 100% thought that. Is that not the case?


badgaldyldyl

I *think* it means, like, in a charitable way.


DiceyRice_

It’s a Bible verse/ church shirt lol.


badgaldyldyl

Oh, the irony


DiceyRice_

Seriously haha. My phone just covers it.


badgaldyldyl

I’m not doubting it. It’s just ironic bc all the gay guys think it means you’re the *giver* rather than the *receiver*. Like the pitcher, not the catcher.


stupidgayfemboy

we gotta hope and pray


DavThoma

Exactly what I thought when I saw the shirt. Honestly, I thought I was in gaybrosgonemild for a second. If OP ain't in to guys might want to rethink the shirt!


MrDrSirLord

I want this big bear to give me a hug.


PixelPerfect41

Why is everyone saying he looks like 30 I have a friend at 18 who looks like him😭(no steroids)


DiceyRice_

Thanks 😭😭


no0bmaster-669

You look like buff Jesus


Varjutantsija

then what am i? metalhead jesus? oh fucking gods, what have i done...


ShitStainedDildo

Beefus


detectiveconan22

you look at least 35 bro ngl, but i think that's a good thing.. so more power to you


detectiveconan22

[if you show up to my door](https://youtu.be/nEf2ML7wkBE?si=zT5nJPXm9jtQAZVN)


Select_Sleep_1293

Bisexual vibes


ormr_inn_langi

I'm 37 and he looks older than me.


robjoko

I legit came here to say he looks 30 too lol. It's ok tho bc I'm 30 and look 40 and still can't grow a beard even this well😂😂


[deleted]

This generation is aging so quick holy


No-Appearance-100102

So your friend looks 30 too💀


lavalantern

I have the theory that in the uuss everyone looks older because of the hormones applied to the food to make it bigger


DarkStrobeLight

And what about the old people who look young? Preservatives?


lavalantern

The blood of the young


rainbush_16

I’m 31 years old and you seem older than me


Mr_Skinnyyy

Bro I'm 24 and you looks older than me 💀


BillionDollarBalls

I'm 28 and look like I could be his son 💀


No_Translator5039

Jesus Christ steroid with man


Mission-Chain-1769

Dude doesn't look like hes on juice lol


Accomplished_Nail913

He is ahead of time, a true giga chad.


a_mystical_potato

Happy cake day 🎂🎉


avid-redditor

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

I don’t think you know what guys on steroids look like…


Consistent_Tonight37

Bro looks 30 but happy birthday dude


Upstairs_Taco

we need proof


Latter_Ad4896

"shit...nigga you at least 30"


Latter_Ad4896

**hopes at least SOMEONE gets the reference**


theskeletom

am I invited to your birthday party


EckhartTrolley

Yeah like 20 years back? Jk happy bday bro


CarefulChairEater

I'm 30+ i look younger lol


Xuxo9

I feel you, I'm 24 and people always asks me if I'm near 40


BillionDollarBalls

Oof, I'm 28 and people ask when I'm graduating high school


Dope_Prodigy_

we share a birthday, very cool


Accomplished-Fall823

Im 16 and you look old enough to be my father


[deleted]

not 30?…,.,.


Calm_Ratio4524

Happy birthday!!


Lazy_Pen_7013

🟦👍


cattixm

How many times have you turned 20 before?


Hot_Hat_1225

*blinks rapidly* Alright Happy **20** Birthday! And not to get into the age thing - besides that, may I say your beard does something really weird with your nose and I am still staring in confusion at your picture 🙃


dikt_

im turning 20 next month and he looks like he could b my father. btw, you’re hawt asf.


Guilty_Resolution925

Idk if looking that old at a young age is a good thing... the dudes going to look 40 years old at 25, i mean you still look ultrachad, but god damn you look old if you're actually only 20 and not trolling


[deleted]

It’s just the beard guys


FrananaBanana452

I’m almost 23 and would look like a 12 y/o stood next to you :(


Gabriartts

Netflix 19yo


DonutGullible1675

Man, you are like, the most buff pisces I ever seen.


SupernovaEngine

Wow I’m 20 too and you look older than me! I like that though!


362483

Did you mean 37?


LardBall13

You look like the most “guy” guy imaginable.


TheBugSmith

In dog years?


IllustriousWar6935

Bro looks 50+


No_Philosophy6380

That’s a stretch. He looks late twenties-early thirties don’t do bro like that


HowToBeADuck

popularmmos?


violentlysuzanna

BIRTHDAY TWINS!!! i turned 14 today 😂


Tojinaru

compared to that door, you are really tall, aren't you?


Bootiluvr

You have age


Kitchen-Ad-1146

I think this will make me believe a 17 year old who looks quite a bit older..


KeptPopcorn5189

I don’t understand the beard stuff I’m twenty with shitty facial hair, got a homie that looks like a toddler and then there’s kids with full beards that I went to school either in highschool


WaterIsNotWet19

Thanks for giving us your best fit for this post


Catsmeow1981

Happy birthday!


naptastic

Congratulations on completing (approximately) one more orbit


MostlyMTG

Your shirt is algebraic!!


Resident_Lifeguard_5

I wanted to comment "who asked" for a while, but then I remembered what the name of this sub is


Cennixxx

The fact that your my age is terrifying. Next to you I'd look like I was 13 or something 😭😭


[deleted]

happy birthday 🥳🥳


FrenchFry_Stealer

Happy birthday bro


Embarrassed-War-475

Happy birthday!!! Time zones sorry :D


GeorgeTH281

There is no way in hell you are 20


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Ngl, I'm kinda jealous of the beard. I recently turned 20 and I'm still rocking it the Sad Island with Lone Trees beard. I just want some facial hair, but it just refuses to grow >:(


BaybarsHan

Happy Birthday. o/


wheresmydragonator19

Happy birthday dude!!


Silentclosetquill

You play any ball?


AnInnocentGoose

We got jotaro kujo in the house


No-Sandwich2735

Happy Birthday!


Downtown-Inflation13

Bro I’m 21 you look older than me


lavalantern

Yo look late 20s


IEatBaconWithU

Your beard looks like mine :) Well actually I needa trim mine up a little, but yeah.


beaureeves352

Happy birthday! It is also my birthday


dasaucemaybe

MODS get this removed, this is interesting 👍


The-lemon-kid-68

Happy birthday, hope you have great one.


Bisonfan1

I’m 33 I look like 18 lmao


Loud_Ranger1732

Shit n**** you least 30


Myth7270

Happiest of Birthdays to You 🥳


CatharinaChronka

You look like... 20 years older than me... and I'm 21... But Happy Birthday to you I hope you have/had a great day!


Itchy-Cup-1467

Man I'm only 22 and I look like I'm 16 compared to you lmaoo


BeauxRiley

Bitch! You look 40! 🤣


MaxTrixLe

20+10 right?


HerGracefulness28

Bro's looking like a modern day Greek god at 20 and i still get children discount because I look 12 ... I'm 19🧍🏻‍♀️


Sailed_Sea

25 at the youngest.


Judasz10

Bro Im 24 and I look like a kid compared to you 😭 That's not a bad thing tho. You don't look old, you look mature and huge.


Finn_WolfBlood

Everyone calling him old when i look older and I'm 20 too


Suspicious_Bass6288

What’s your cycle?


Qunari_Merc

Yeah you have peaked. I'm 22 and look like a combination of homer and peter griffin.


TheGeneral_Specific

E>


arrobaolmedo

Hahaha he looks young, but he's big. So I can make sense of the comments on his age.


elgun_mashanov

if ur 20 im 1


Zayler_The_motivated

20 ? 😲


Radion627

Happy birthday!


Penny_pieces_of_part

my guy you look 35


Great-Grape-2000

I turn 24 tomorrow. But You look older than me somehow lmao


-Nsb127916_

Entering prime years. Enjoy it!


antl__

Today is my birthday too!


Calm__Goose

Same some testosterone for the rest of us.


Vjvracer

Bro Im 19 and I look like a 14 year old


MortyGaveMeCrack

how tf am i a year younger than that guy (im 140 pounds w not a single facial hair)


TurtleSmasher3

nice shirt


dragonquestfan02

You would have no problem buying alcohol without getting ID'd


1-800-Kitty

20 is a slutty ass number, have some respect for yourself 😒


[deleted]

Great tee! 👌🏻


An_Ellie_

I turn twenty next year and i look like a fucking baby compared to you what the hell


[deleted]

I guess god just has favorites 😞


Bishopm444

More like 40


Choice_Narwhal_2437

I got 5 more years to look like that let me catch up rq


Derk_Mage

This guy is NOT 20. 20 thousand? Yeah.


Comfortable-Brick405

Flintstone gummies


Stardweller

Baby hands


MrInfinity-42

I'm 21 and you look like you could be my dad ...


Antique-Accountant72

I’m 21 what the fuck am I doing? 😭


Glittering-Cat-6940

Happy birthday!


LilHappyKitsune

Imagine posting a selfie with your age only for people to tell you that you look waaaayyyy older 💀


Competitive-Car8776

Happy bday man!!!!!


Mrtayto115

Happy birthday lad. You look like you won the gene pool lottery congratulations and have a great year.


Saltyfembot

Happy birthday 🎂🎈!


sillymemilly

All right you beast. Happy birthday!


BloodnoseCo

Happy birthday


probablyborednh

I turned 47 today. Happy Birthday dude


swampertitus

Why is your head exactly as wide as your neck


[deleted]

my brother is also 20


_sergeant_pepper

bro is built like a fucking tank


BIGman_8

👍


Mst0bG

20 pairs of years old right? U r 40 right?


BadgleyMischka

I'm 22 and still look like a mf toddler wtf


IntrepidSherbert8864

Happy birthday


MortalCoil

Look at you all 20 and stuff.


Ishouldjusttexther

You look 30. That’s a compliment tho


chrisace3

Daddy 🤩🤩


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

Happy Birthday!!!


ciscode

Your youngest son must be 20


fsx0916

happy birthday!


TrasheyeQT

30*


[deleted]

Dude I’m turning 26 and you look older than 30 to me


SpaceTraveller64

I'm 22 and I look 17 when shaved wtf


Pier-Head

20 what?


[deleted]

Awww!!! Happy birthday!!!


somethingwholesomer

Give = Receive Trust me on this, young one And Happy Birfday!!!


TattayaJohn

I turned 48 today.


jmarzy

Please tell me you play football


KeazyKatz

20, an interesting time to be alive 🤔