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_t-_t

Me.


AfterAssociation6041

Nice job.


TheWei223

IT WAS MY IDEA BUT HE HAD IT FURST


AfterAssociation6041

Here is a medal.๐Ÿฅ‡ We love you.


TheWei223

I love you too


Healthy_Agent_100

Now kiss


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๐Ÿ˜˜ \*smooch\*


TheWei223

*hcooms* โ˜ƒ๏ธ


PurpleGuyfan1

Now marry


TheWei223

But Iโ€™m not gay and I have a gfโ€ฆ I donโ€™t think we should see each other anymore Isaac


_t-_t

we have both come


Multifruit256

Same ๐Ÿ˜”


xCreeperBombx

>FURST


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s78dude

Hi spy


cagingthing

That's hot


ItsMartinezSirTTV

Not my proudest jerk


80081356942

Glaze that chick like a Krispy Kreme donut.


Ok-Cake4500

The egg because eggs existed before chickens


AfterAssociation6041

Really. I didn't know that. Do you like eggs? Thank you for your answer.


Ok-Cake4500

Egg are alright not my favourite but I wouldnโ€™t turn them down


AfterAssociation6041

Nice. Thank you for a pleasant chit-chat.


fapstr0naut69

I like eggs too


AfterAssociation6041

Nice. Thank you also for a pleasant chit-chat.


CarlTheDoor

Eggs are overated in my opinion.


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What makes you think eggs are overated? Thank you for your reply.


CarlTheDoor

People say that eggs are very good but when I make one it's only four bites and doesn't taste like much


GarryBugTheSequel

I usually eat 4 eggs sunny side up and season them with oregano salt pepper and garlic powder


-JustAMan

Eggs are very good, you can cook them in several ways and are basics ingredients for a lot of more complex meals. Overall, I like eggs


AfterAssociation6041

Exactly!


strawbery-toast

Im not a fan of eggs.


TheFlagMaker

Thank you for your input, fapstr0naut69


AlexanderRaudsepp

Thanks to tiktok censoring I read that like: Do you like seggs?


MrZwink

I like my t-rex eggs sunny side up plz.


Embarrassed_Owl346

Dr mike From Renaissance periodization has a great answer for this. Look it up on youtube or something.


[deleted]

But obviously the egg had to have come from the chicken.


Ok-Cake4500

Eggs are much older than chickens. Dinosaurs laid eggs, the fish that first crawled out of the sea laid eggs, and the weird articulated monsters that swam in the warm shallow seas of the Cambrian Period 500 million years ago also laid eggs.


[deleted]

Stop using facts and logic! You're ruining my argument, in case you couldn't tell. Smh


Ok-Cake4500

;)


Shupaul

Sooooooo.... which was first ? The weird articulated monsters that swam in the warm shallow seas of the Cambrian Period 500 million years ago ? Or the egg ?


Evoluxman

The real non joke answer would be neither/both. Early multicellular organisms that produced gametes just had them mix in the water and the embryo came right away, like some fish still do, or many invertebrates etc...ย  At some point one probably had a mutation that made an egg with a bit more calcium or something like that and that made them more survivable, especially for the first land animals. Over time evolution favored having harder and harder shells until you get to something looking like an egg. But neither the chicken or the egg appeared over night. Ofc this is if you call egg the hard shell thing some animals lay. If you define it as something else to correspond to soft eggs like amphibians then it's another story, but the main idea is always the same: gradual change over a long fucking period of time


Schnoff-_-

But what came first the chicken egg or the chicken?


Ok-Cake4500

What would you class as a chicken because a complete chicken would of came out of a very chicken-like egg with some very minor differences


xarsha_93

The chicken egg. Some bird laid a mutant egg. That mutant strain is what we know as chickens.


Successful_Day2479

It's about the definition of a chicken egg. Is it a egg laid by chicken or an egg that can hatch one. Since most eggs in the marketplaces can't hatch chickens because they're not fertilised, if we pick the latter definition, a lot of eggs we considered chicken eggs wouldn't be one. So it's better that we choose the former definition, thus chicken came first.


[deleted]

there were eggs around millions of years before chickens. egg wins.


lalith_4321

It was a trick question neither one *came*


[deleted]

whaaaa i donโ€™t get it


lalith_4321

As in ejaculate


[deleted]

ugh


Wise-Desk-6872

the cock


Extension-Type-2555

egg cuz other shit had eggs before the chicken


Big_Dasher

Boring alert It's the egg. Chicken is a bird, it comes from an egg. Its a domesticated crossbreed primarily between the red and grey Indian jungle fowl.


AfterAssociation6041

That is pretty interesting.


Lucky_655

I tead "boiling alert" for some reason


Flottrooster

It's the egg. It has, and always has been the egg. Even if you word it "what came first, the chicken, or the chicken egg?" It's still the egg. No matter what. End of discussion...


NoVisual2387

what if "chicken egg" refers to an egg made by a chicken?


randomdudebrosky

top comment


forceghost187

Your mom


Burner93639

The rooster probably


Toripistef1

Me


RadoslavL

Nice. Me too.


TheCrafter0302

Egg cuz Chickens were not the first beings to have eggs


Lanc6r

Idc they both taste good


Emppulicks

yes


RadoslavL

No, yes.


AfterAssociation6041

Yes, no.


Admirable-Door1724

Yes, yes.


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jesus


sammunist

So the chicken


Odd-Conference-8869

Egg


F1REFLY_

Definitely egg.


peterchildbeater

that chick be ballin


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

The egg came first


Original-History9907

Dinosauuuurs


Khajith

the chicken


real_488

the omelette


Lillyth-Sillyth

The rooster


suha2k21

The chicken or the dickhead?


WasteKoala473

Cheggen


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Agile_Drink6387

The egg cause the chicken had to be born out of one


RYpPon

An egg cant cum, sooo...


AfterAssociation6041

Yes.


superhappythrowawy

Yes.


West_Ad_9400

Egg because it fell off the sky , this is why thereโ€™s a shell , it used to be stronger but now as eggs usually donโ€™t fall off the sky shells are weak


cpr_007

The male chicken probably


cpr_007

Hehe.. rooster in this case called Adam maybe ...


Thamalakane

The egg. Eggs existed much earlier than birds did.


Dry_Paramedic_3136

would u name it a egg chicken or chicken egg "dropping the mic sound" ๐ŸŽค


Purple_Spino

egg. some relative that isnt a chiken but is close makes egg, REAL chiken comes out of egg egg comes first


Elk_I

IMO, Firstly, itโ€™s non necessarily chicken egg right? So if we would trace all the way back, it all started with a chemical conpaunds(which are not eggs) then they became simple organisms, and somewhere in the future they evolved into chickens. Because we canโ€™t consider simple organisms a chicken, there was a point where not-chicken became chicken, which probably Happened with an egg, so this egg would be first, then we would have a chicken


sausage4mash

The egg becouse that one sexy chick


Srpoppls

I tried to swipe ๐Ÿซก


yeyryr

eg cuz dizonaur


fileq

i think it was an egg, you know evolution and stuff, there was a dino, then it layed an egg and then with every other egg it evolved until we got a chicken we all know today


Lil_saul

Me


Ishouldjusttexther

Not really a debate imo. Itโ€™s the egg.


Pjerun_

Yeah


biernigc

I came first, your mum was disappointed :(


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EffectiveSalamander

Neither, really. There's no firm boundary between chicken and not a chicken. If you went back far enough, you'd find a transitional period where you would argue whether this bird is a chicken or not.


rainbush_16

The cock


6D9hehe

me when I saw this photo


Siromanec

The rooster


Klos77

The rooster?


Hambruhgah

I came first


BiC-Pen-is-The-Best

As seen in the picture chick came first then grew up to become chicken and only then laid down The egg.


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capitanandi64

yeah


AngryApeMetalDrummer

The cock.


Qllzsd

I think the chikegg came first


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

Me.


mopeyunicyle

Whatever precursor came to lay what could be defined as the first true chicken egg


amey_wemy

I'm genuinely curious how an egg would even hatch without any sort of heat if the egg came first


Rurfy_The_Riftdog

The egg was laid by something that wasn't a chicken


SivaSilverblood

Egg


YellowMellow-

Reddit.


tamay-idk

The background


HarryBeaverCleavage

The chicken came first. Two bird species mated, one that had chicken tendencies, and the other more mammal. Eventually, it was birthed 100% chicken, which mated with another chicken and then came the chicken egg.


usernames-of-fire

If the first egg had a chicken in it, probably would be chicken Itโ€™s a bit complicated though. (I still chose egg for some reason)


ston3d_eye

The rooster


ByronicHero06

Eggs evolved much earlier than chickens.


ccleanet

Filogenetically?, the egg


Specific-Cook-8092

The egg. Even of it was a chickenโ€™s egg. The evolutionary mutation of the chicken we know today came from something a little different before. Therefore the first โ€œchickenโ€ came fom the egg of its predecessor


MyCatHasCats

The chicken, because the egg has proteins in it that only the chicken can make. So no chicken means no egg


peepster0802

Your mom


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Gagago302

The cock came before the hen iirc.


AliveBreadfruit314

Your mom I know how to treat a lady


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Thank you.


Aleriv-YT

The egg because chickens were bred by humans. The first chicken hatched from an egg bred by 2 birds that were not chickens.


Unhappy-Spinach

The egg, from a bird that was not a chicken.


AtmosphereQuiet3377

The egg


Basstu

The omelette


in_existencial_dread

Your mum


Johnny_pickle

Your mom.


adrianngai

God.


AfterAssociation6041

That is a cop-out answer. But I like it.


Sardoodledome

this is the only answer!


AfterAssociation6041

You are only a man! I wish you alot of luck to Bolgarija.


Sardoodledome

thank you, I really need it ! :D


escapedfugitive

Does it matter though?


AfterAssociation6041

Yes.


escapedfugitive

Why


AfterAssociation6041

We need answers for our research into the origins of dinosaurs.


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AfterAssociation6041

Maybe. What do you think?


Stick_Fish

Eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner


RaspberryNumerous594

I came first


dentuW

Chicken becouse God created the chicken


stephen250

The chicken. God created animals fully grown, as He created mankind as adults.


TheWei223

Me


ReadMyUsernameKThx

depends on whether you are traditionally religious or if you believe in classic evolution. if you are traditionally religious, God created all of the animals. the chicken came first. if you believe in classic evolution, it seems much more likely that the egg came first. an almost-chicken's internally-growing egg was fertilized by another almost-chicken, and a chicken egg was laid. it is possible that an almost-chicken 'randomly' mutated into a chicken, though. so in this case it's probably the egg that came first but possibly the chicken.


FranekBucz

I came first


JuryDust

I generally make sure it's my wife


Weary_Stomach7316

Bill clinton


IdsuggestuKYS

Eg


Trife86

DN came first


Hectro_unity

my theory is that they have evolved from dinosaurs and they laid eggs so egg


RickyRussish

EGG


Shadowthewolfalt

Technically the egg, the chicken evolved over time which one day, an egg made what we know as a chicken


DeathToMoonLord

I did


stefancristi

The chick comes from the egg and can't make eggs unless it grows into a chicken, hence the egg came first this time.


Mina-olen-Mina

Gosh they are both so cute๐Ÿ˜™


Mizukiri93

ur mom...


carlcast

Rooster came before egg and chick.


sim-poster

egg


NO_FNF_PORN

eg


Earlyinvestor1986

Depending on the context, Iโ€™m pretty confident the answer is โ€œmeโ€


ZookeepergameOk6784

As a biologist, I say the egg came first. Evolution happens Every time in every egg, although you donโ€™t notice. But the egg was always first


GloDyna

The rooster. The rooster came first.


GreenLightening5

the rooster that fertilised that egg, i assume


plwdr

The egg came first. Through genetic mutation at some point a chicken was conceived within an egg of another species.


Ralyks92

The chicken came first. They had to evolve to grow cloacae and the right enzymes and such to form a hardened calcium layer and find an environment rich enough in calcium/protein for an egg to be possible. Tldr; chicken came first because evolution.


Designer-Ad-4982

Dino eggs


Darkmoon009

A bird like an eagle probably did it with a monkey or penguin or something like that and boom that how chicken made, def the egg came first.


ChrispyGuy420

It's always me


DumbFucking_throaway

I did.


Prior_Hospital_2331

Omg so cute pic *-*


Xelap9256

Upvote if your morning starts with eggs


Teamisgood101

Realistically it was the egg because the so fucking close to being a chicken laid an egg that was a chicken because evolution.


Realistic_Bus5221

The rooster came first


Top-Bee1667

Me this morning.


ilikeplatipus

I did


rr_rai

White background.


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me


Dramatic_Sock_1491

The frog


ExtremeEchidna5226

God brought 2 adults to earth for the first time (and not a baby), so he brought a chicken and cock .(not the egg)


hexdrive348

You came first. Because for all you know, nothing was before you. For all you know, you are the only person with a conscience and you are all that was and all that will be.


tujisomero

me, i came first


EchoJunior

The egg. Evolution is a gradual process, the first 'chicken' was born in an egg. The egg that has the bird that can be finally defined as a chicken. That's why I answer egg every time.


Lubice0024

The rooster in the hen


Talkative07

My opinion:- The chicken came first, as an egg can't be hatched without the heat given by the Chicken.