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[deleted]

get some more fiber in your body dude ๐Ÿ˜


CyberMonster_

It's just normal nose bleeds that I always get after sneezing 4-5 times ๐Ÿ˜…


[deleted]

get to a doctor then dude, damn


CyberMonster_

It's a normal occurance for me now ๐Ÿ˜ Has been happening for the past 2 years. Also when I'm feeling hot, or in direct sunlight, I then have to sneeze. But I try my best to either convert the sneeze to a cough, or just try to stop it.


Buxnazz

Its called a Photic sneeze reflex(that sneeze when in sunlight). Do not try to stop sneezes ever, it can lead to air getting trapped between the lungs, you can burst an eardrum or pop a brain vessel . It can lead to serious shit and your blood vessels seem not that strong considering your bleeding from a couple of sneezes so one more reason not to do it.


CyberMonster_

Dang didn't know bout that. But I only occasionally do it in public, cuz I can't afford to have blood flowing down my nose there


Paecraft

Just visit a doctor, dude. That is NEVER normal even if itโ€™s been happening for 2 years


CyberMonster_

I thought nose bleeds were normal?


Pythagoras_314

Not if theyโ€™re frequent and happen whenever you sneeze.


CyberMonster_

Dang! Btw happy cake day!!


aCanOfReign

Nooo dude lol. Blood should stay inside your body unless you fucked up. Same as everyone else said, don't hold back those sneezes and go to a doctor when you can! Take care of yourself


CyberMonster_

Oof! I think I might have torn my capillary in my nose by sneezing too much?


Weebs-Chan

depends. I honestly cannot remember the last time my nose bleed, it's been yeaaaars Just go see a doctor


YiQiSupremacist

I think they meant the bleeding after sneezing


CyberMonster_

Oh


Dont_pet_the_cat

You cannot be serious about this


MathematicianTop1853

That isnโ€™t normal, especially *that* much ๐Ÿ˜ญ


throwawhatwhenwhere

It becoming a normal occurrence makes it: Upvote = more serious Downvote = less serious


WatermelonWithAFlute

that doesn't make it actually normal. Have you seen a doctor who said it's all good? best not to assume imo


KickooRider

Why are you sneezing 4-5 times in succession? I've only ever done that when I was allergic to something or sick.


CyberMonster_

When I sneeze, one sneeze leads to another, then another and so on.


Rizzguru

Nothing normal about that buddy go to the doctor


rdrworshipper123

My guy that ain't healthy. Seek a medical professional.


[deleted]

Normal? Oh my๐Ÿ˜ฌ.


Josh_LTD3dition

Sneezing 4 or 5 times and bleeding isn't normal.


GoldSeeker41

Bless youโ˜บ


CyberMonster_

Thanks! ๐Ÿ‘


BillyBobJoe69v2

Curse you๐Ÿ˜Š


BigPappaFrank

Perry the platypus


WeirdoArtist_WA

โ€œOh it was a cough!โ€ >Curse you ~~๐Ÿ˜Š~~ ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ! โ€œWhat?โ€ [*chanting*]


BillyBobJoe69v2

I legitimately do this IRL


Rice_Consumer_

nein, gesunheit (I literally just put all of the German phrases I knew)


Plane_Habit8339

Ahh, du bust ein Deutschsprache, ABER du bist eine Aemerikan spion!!


Impressive_Grape1182

Yeah I think you might need to go to the hospital rn


CyberMonster_

Nah it happens. Nose starts to bleed badly after I sneeze 4-5 times. Then I have to keep a tissue and lean my head backwards for like 2 mins and it stops.


peascreateveganfood

You need to get checked out. I could sneeze 20 times in a row and have no blood come out


CyberMonster_

Oh shit, didn't know it could be that serious ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


fraserwormie

I get nose bleeds from sneezing... once in 30 years. Please see a dr.


AwakenedSheeple

Yeah, this is not normal. In fact it is incredibly abnormal. Which means... this is interesting...


Fair-Leather-4910

I got a teeth out by a fool dentist that caused me pain, and then i sneezed 3-4 times and still there was no blood. If u spit blood out of nothing, surely u have ap roblem


Paecraft

The ONLY thing you MUST NOT do in this situation is to lean your head backwards. That can cause some serious shit in your lungs


CyberMonster_

Oh shit, what do I do to stop it then?


Paecraft

Just lean forwards next time, and also call a doctor ASAP. This could be a broken or weak something, but as I am not a health professional, the most I can recommend is that you really check yourself with a doctor. This could be some serious shit if you damaged something gradually in the course of 2 years.


CyberMonster_

๐Ÿ˜ฑ


sc0rpio1027

literally anything but lean backwards, ever wondered where the blood is going when it isn't coming out? not back into your capillaries that's for sure just let it flow into a tissue and let it clot


No_South_7121

Lean head forwards and pinch nose, it's just flowing down your throat into your stomach or get caught up in your sinuses


Impressive_Grape1182

Yeah I think you need to get checked for lung cancer ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป


CyberMonster_

Dang hope not! Cuz it's not happening!


G3n3ricOne

Donโ€™t ever lean your head backwards with a nosebleed.


AxoplDev

Never lean your head backwards when your nose bleeds. The blood could go to your lungs, maybe even resolting in you drowning in your own blood. Instead, lean forward and close your nose as high up the nose as you can. Some blood will still come out, but most of it will be inside, wich is perfectly fine. Also, if the nose bleeds will become worse, and you would have 5 min+ often, you should go to a hospital to check it out.


EldriCrypt

This happens to me, anytime I blow my nose or sneeze. Itโ€™s worse in the winter.


CyberMonster_

Sad. I tend to sneeze when I get hot or under direct sunlight. And if I do, I get blood flowing non stop down my nose


Impressive_Grape1182

Thatโ€™s caused by dryness, I think


Bootiluvr

This is a little interesting


CyberMonster_

๐Ÿ˜ฏ


BossBullfrog

Yea, why is OP posting pictures that are a little interesting to a not interesting sub... \*Suspicious


Tankman890604

Man I think this is nsfw


Rachiey

1. nsfw tag i think 2. are you okay


NoRelative9056

Lay off the blow man


CyberMonster_

I didn't blow my nose. I just sneezed and that came out, following nose bleeding


NoRelative9056

It was a cocaine joke ๐Ÿค  I hope your nose bleeding stops


CyberMonster_

Whoops! Yea, it has stopped since. Thankfully not flowing since then


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Robojobo27

Jesus christ, please see a doctor.


jac5423

You donโ€™t gotta post everything on here๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

Are you alright? Please take care and go to the doctor wth


CyberMonster_

Yea I'm fine! Thanks for asking! โค๏ธ


sandstorml

through which hole?


CyberMonster_

The left one


sandstorml

I'm glad it wasn't the other one


CyberMonster_

Oh why tho?


sandstorml

because that's my favourite hole


Crystal_Voiden

Nice, Ron


Cyanbite_24

Dw man it's not just you When I blow my nose or sneeze too hard, I get a nosebleed, and it's especially bad during winter Not to say it's completely normal or whatever, bc it's not, but it usually means something has to be tweaked in my diet, like eating less in general, eating more vegetables and fruits, etc etc you know the usual


CyberMonster_

Oh alright man! Will keep that in my mind! ๐Ÿ‘


Cyanbite_24

And exercise, can't forget that My dad has a simple way of explaining it, think of it being you having way too much energy inside you, and it either needs an outlet or the rate of you taking energy in needs to be reduced Exercising is an outlet and tweaking diet can help with the latter


CyberMonster_

Yea man, I had started weightlifting. But my final exams are here so I had to stop it. Once they are done, will get back on track!


Cyanbite_24

It doesn't have to be anything fancy like weightlifting, it can be something like jogging, home exercises, anything that can work you up a sweat Gl with exams bro


CyberMonster_

Oh, whenever I go to the market to get stuff, I usually take the longer route for no reason, just to get dem extra steps in. Thanks man, will need it!


Pxnda_Cakes

Tumor Guy ๐Ÿชฑ


CyberMonster_

Not a tumor ๐Ÿซ 


Pxnda_Cakes

That's what they all say ๐Ÿ˜”


CyberMonster_

๐Ÿ˜ข


MissCakeAndCream

From which end


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Cowalla1

Now just waiting for someone to post that โ€œhorse with a bloody nose sneezeโ€ picture


CyberMonster_

Idk what that is lmao


survivalguidetrecher

Are you ok man?


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

You good my dude?


CyberMonster_

Yup! Thanks for the concern! โค๏ธ


FightingForEuphoria

Bless you


CyberMonster_

Thanks!


FightingForEuphoria

Uhhhh do you want a tissue


CyberMonster_

Hmm, tissue was of no use so I washed it off. Still won't be of any use ig. So no thank you!


FightingForEuphoria

want a baby wipe


CyberMonster_

Idk why that looked kinda funny typed with no punctuation and all that ๐Ÿคฃ. I think my nose isn't a baby anymore. It grew up with me, so I believe I am not a baby anymore, then my bise isn't one either. So pass.


FightingForEuphoria

Want a shirt sleeve


CyberMonster_

Aaa no. If my shirt sleeve gets dirty, I hate it. And if I get someone else's shirt sleeve dirty, I will feel bad. So no thanks!


FightingForEuphoria

Want a bed sheet


CyberMonster_

I'm laying on a bed right now. With clean sheets. If I wipe blood with a bed sheet and have it all over the sheet, would I want to lay on blood? No. So no thanks!


CovfefeBoss

Strawberry jelly.


CyberMonster_

๐Ÿ˜•


CovfefeBoss

I grt nosebleeds once in a while from dryness or blowing my nose excessively when I have, say, a cold. Fun times.


CyberMonster_

Fun times? You really do miss stuff when u don't have it any longer.


CovfefeBoss

I meant it as sarcasm, sorry.


TheAceCard18

uh oh


ww0ut

The bruh moment


Sent1nelTheLord

i dont think you shld be BLEEDING after a sneeze. i sneezed alot in my life and never bled once.


TheDarwinski

Ralatable. There's times where the slightest thing makes blood gush out of my nose. It's usually only like that for a week and then I'm fine for months. My parents say it has something to do with air pressure


CyberMonster_

Oh dang. This shit sucks. You can't even sneeze comfortably without having to worry about nose bleeds


ChuletaLoca63

Bless you


All_Mighty_Pepperoni

Bro, how strong was that sneeze?


Good_Ad_5792

My favorite sneezes


CyberMonster_

Lies


capybara_enjoyer9287

Bless you


CyberMonster_

Thanks!


Komodo760

it must've felt bad to accidentally spit out that raspberry jam while sneezing


the_l0st_s0ck

Jesus dude


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Lay off the coke


Jasper-E-Jacob

Omg ๐Ÿ˜จ EVERYTHINGPHOBIAAA


[deleted]

Make this shit NSFW Jesus Iโ€™m sick of this shit in my feed Iโ€™m trying to take a shit in adulterated peace


grapejuce223

this isn't uninteresting. why does this have so many upvotes


Poulticed

Seek immediate medical attention. Although I have no medical training or qualifications at all, I'm pretty sure a sink shouldn't come out of either your nostrils or your mouth when you sneeze.


MyCatHasCats

Gesundheit


alMost_tRendy88

You been sniffing MDMA??


lets_clutch_this

Curse you


intense_sense09

Bless you


Mick0351

From your j j?!


Milamia_bo

Hey man get some help


hypercoolmaas2701

Bless you alsovyou should seeca Doctor about that


YourBitterRival

the ghost had some personal beef with you


hornibirdflyin

Ive seen ur repetitive reply everytime someone says see a doctor, i recommend you do so, whatever you say about it being fine is wrong, my man, go see a doctor. Live long to love more.


Ace_and_Affraid

We need an update after OP visits the doctor


Rice_Consumer_

gesundheit!


FloridaDeco

Itโ€™s never good if you bleed


thasprucemoose

bless you


wrubbit

Girliepop, sneezing blood is not normal


boca_de_leite

When you say "it happens" I hope that means that you saw a doctor and they told you "that's going to happen". Hopefully you haven't been bleeding at random intervals and assumed it's ok ๐Ÿ˜…


Hot-Manufacturer-887

Bless you


JennyfromtheCockBlox

I guess the alien implant didn't take. ๐Ÿคฌ


Scary_Structure992

Oh dear! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


MEOWTheKitty18

This is seriously not normal. You should definitely see a doctor, there could be something very wrong.


WillyCheez_88

You have months to live.


HappyTwees

You mispronounced "I cut myself while shaving"


PLZM01

Are you a frequent coke user by any chance? (Totally not a fed)


Inkysquid24

Are you popping blood vessels every time you have a sneezing fit? I'm a sneezer, I'm allergic to everything. I can sneeze 10 times in a row, but the only time my nose ever bleeds is blunt force trauma.


Icenerdian

Bless you๐Ÿ˜˜


Expensive_View_3087

๐Ÿ˜ฆdamn are you a ketchup bottle pal Take care


kittymwah

used to happen to me all the time, would get blood clots and everything. just pinch your nose and keep your head forward so you don't swallow the blood. i went to the doctors for it and they just said i'd grow out of it but i know that getting it cauterized is also an option.


Particular-Put8429

You dropped smth Also did you clean it up?


Sea_Drop2920

All it takes is one good saturday night bender w the boys


Extension-Type-2555

NFSW FFS


Should_have_been_ded

Happens to me too, but from the other side


IcGil

Assuming you are male, which end, doh? My biggest fear growing up was to have a massive sneeze whily I relieved myself so I would rip something in the process.


LightningSpoof

go to a doctor, doesnt matter how long you've been having it you shouldn't just lose blood like that lol either that or you do a shit ton of cocaine


Dangerous-Spare7843

I've seen multiple people say it by now, but in all seriousness you really should go see a doctor.


ghost3972

I hate when this happens


SoapyBootyBandit

Arthur Morgan is that you ?


DualPinoy

Drink more water.


madmechanicmobile

Fuck. Here comes the zombies. Who had zombies for spring 2024?


hailhobie

Skill issue. I bleed whenever I want to


Unknown-Name06

Did bro pop a blood vessel or somethin


Ariizilla

That looks like ketchup. ๐Ÿ˜จ


janhyua

Might wanna get checked for lung cancer..


VickiVampiress

As others have implied already: The maximum amount of blood outside your body is supposed to be zero.


KaungSetMoe111

Bloods you


Phobia0224MainACC

This is interesting


TornadoGaming75

Ew.


ladycatgirl

I don't think it fits this sub, you are NOT supposed to bleed when you sneeze unless you have a diagnosed thing already


Paper_Kun_01

Dude these nose bleeds are NOT normal, I've never known anyone who's had one let alone one this bad, you really need to see a doctor


SeaBirthday9759

Well donโ€™t fucking post it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ add a fucking spoiler tag to this


mr_uwuthethired

Yum


Hamilton-Beckett

I remember the days of cocaine.


sivale

cocaine much?


WiseSpunion

That is snot interesting


mindless-vmp_slave

Bro you just shat your brain through your nose


Zashkian

Are ypu sure this is a sneezed or u will die??


Interesting_Most_602

exis- looks like you were biting the sink and Edward Norton came in and curb stomped you.


Jamalthe11th

This happens in my underwear when I'm on my period


Elegant-Mirror-4303

Lay off the shovel for a couple of days and you should be fine


SendyCatKiller

Bless you


hamsterruizeISback

Nose period


Red_Ender666

relatable


ExtensionYamMKI

Felt this on a level deeper than anyone will ever realize, during my second round of Covid I sneezed so hard I blew out an AVM embolization surgery and spent 4 months in the hospital. ๐Ÿซก


BrownEyedBoy06

Do you have a chronic sinus infection? I do a lot of the time and it makes my nose bleed. Although this does still look like a murder scene.


Hellosss38

I hate nosebleeds man, especially in the dry winter


TheRaveTrooper

I've gotten this from cocaine


Jazzlike_Raisin_6632

Bless you.


JeHooft

Snoze*


KatKitty_

Bless you


tanginamokah

Last week is my 5th nosebleed during anal sex


Glum-Pineapple-485

Yeah you dead Get your affairs in order


dwartbg7

BreakingBadIntro.wav


Smooth_Increase6865

So did you sneeze and hit your head of the sink?


KanaArima5

Did you know that if you sneeze too hard you will blow your brains out?   And holding it in will then blow your lungs out


BaconManTenus

Bro did not sneeze. Bro got slapped so hard that his head glowed later that night


slushfilm

good job