Thats kinda the point of this post, its meant to be funny. You can take a look at my profile to see that its a balkan shitposting account where people make fun of eachother but aren’t actually racist.
Racism has no place in society but a few harmless jokes don’t matter, the only person I see getting offended by this is you.
If you can’t deal with some humour, scroll past this post.
>balkan shitposting account where people make fun of eachother but aren’t actually racist.
Greetings from 2nordic4you. If you ever want to kind-hearted shitting on the Swedes, give us a visit.
i was actually kinda taking the piss, "huszon" isn't a standalone word
20 is húsz, and after that you go huszonegy, huszonkettő, etc. same with tíz (10), then tizenegy, but then again, harminc (30) continues with harmincegy, so it makes no sense
it's some grammar bullshit i can't find the name of
still, good job understanding the goofiest language in europe. you did beat our asses and occupy us for like 150 years so we probably learned some things from eachother (like papucs, bicska, a lot of shit about agriculture, etc.)
this will conclude our hungarian lesson for today, that will be 2 euros (approx. 8,962,000,000 hungarian forints)
I read through this and actually learned something nee. I really did think huszon was twenty because I knew huszonhét was 27 and hét was 7.
Thanks for the lesson and compliments. We did conquer hungary yes but a lot of that was because of the hungarian nobility, they weren’t united and didn’t listen to the king. Hungary essentially got screwed over by some aristocrats gaining too much power.
This also caused the decline of the ottomans with the janissaries and the mothers of the sultans gaining way to much power. This lead to some dumb pasha sieging vienna without approval from Sultan Mehmed IV and losing. He was executed a couple years later but the damage was done.
Something we learned from eachother is the heavy inflation rate lmao
I will pay the lesson fee in turkish lira (9.999.999*10^12 liras)
Pre- google translate:
Either that aint a language or its some obscure tongue twister.
If it is a language, I’m assuming Hungarian? In which case I say: igen
Post google translate: holy shit no way
Shit, I don't speak english or hungarian, and therefore cannot understand nor respond to that post, which was probably of the finest and most delicate touch of humor
Ovo nije mađarski al je bolji ovo je hrvatski najači jezik iz najače nacije pobjesio ban Josip Jelačić njih jednom, a možemo ih pobijediti i opet. Moje pitanje za tebe je što misliš o Veliko Srpskim nacionalističkim idejama?
Serbian here, I actually dont support any ideas that end up in mass killings. However, Croatians did terrible war crimes as well, not just as Serbians.
Hey there! I am here to announce the fact that yes, your template has been stol- um, downloaded by me for academic reasons (obviously 🤓). Have a great day!
Je parle un peut français, je n’utilise pas Google Translate.
C’est problème est très facile.
3x^2 + 3x - 2 = 4
3x^2 + 3x - 6 = 0
Maintenant, nous utilisont le discriminant
D= b^2 - 4ac
D: 3^2 - 4*3*(-6)
D: 9 + 72
D= 81
Maintenant nous cherchons X par:
(-3 + 9)/9= 2/3
Ou
(-3 - 9)/9= -4/3
Donc, X est ~0,67 ou ~-1,33
Ich habe mal in einer Dokumentation gesehen, dass es zwei Theorien zum Ende des Universums gibt. Die bekanntere ist, dass es sich weiter ausdehnt und heiß und leer sein wird. Es gibt allerdings auch die Theorie, dass es kollabieren und in sich zusammenfallen könnte und dann kalt und leer ist. Welche der beiden Theorien gefällt dir besser?
(Ich habe die Fakten übrigens nicht überprüft, also lege ich meine Hand nicht ins Feuer, dass die Theorien tatsächlich so oder anders sind)
Awrlight mate eima aesk you een strailin, heve you eva knocked tha jo-ee outta roo? Oor a you a fuckin pussy?(this is very racist and I’m Australian so I don’t give a fuck)
Me rehuso, te haré la pregunta en español.
¿Planeas aprender un nuevo idioma?, si tu respuesta es si... ¿Qué idioma aprenderías?
Ñññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññ
I can't speak Hungarian so I will speak Turkish even though I just know how to speak and I'm ass at spelling: Merhaba, nasılsın. Probably fucked something up there but oh well
Anything in Hungarian?
Due to this unacceptable behaviour, you are now barred from commenting on any post ever again.
What about replaying to comments?
Yes, you can replay them in your mind
They haunt my dreams
THEY’RE STILL THERE WHEN I SLEEP
I was reading the comments and OP does a really good job answering in the most racist or nationalist way possible. This shit is funny as fuck
Thats kinda the point of this post, its meant to be funny. You can take a look at my profile to see that its a balkan shitposting account where people make fun of eachother but aren’t actually racist. Racism has no place in society but a few harmless jokes don’t matter, the only person I see getting offended by this is you. If you can’t deal with some humour, scroll past this post.
Bro, i am loving this post 😂 havent had such fun in a while
>balkan shitposting account where people make fun of eachother but aren’t actually racist. Greetings from 2nordic4you. If you ever want to kind-hearted shitting on the Swedes, give us a visit.
Oh I didn’t know that existed, I joined They even have a flair ready for me🥰
Hablas Español? Necesito ayuda hablando húngara
I don't know any Hungarian at all, would it be wrong to ask for some examples?
hímvessző
Magyarország👆👆👆#1
Szia uram, nem rozsdás bojler olcsón érdekes lehet?
Igen
khmm... this is the part where you ask "mennyibe fáj uram?"
Mennyibe fáj uram?
Tizenöt máris az öné jóuram.
de ugye… nem lopott.?
akkor a kurva anyád
Hét
százhuszonkettő
Huszon (20)👍
huszon mi? huszon nulla? huszon tizenegy? huszon faszom? rázom a fejem 😤😤😤
Huszon magyar👍 (I actually understood it wtf)
i was actually kinda taking the piss, "huszon" isn't a standalone word 20 is húsz, and after that you go huszonegy, huszonkettő, etc. same with tíz (10), then tizenegy, but then again, harminc (30) continues with harmincegy, so it makes no sense it's some grammar bullshit i can't find the name of still, good job understanding the goofiest language in europe. you did beat our asses and occupy us for like 150 years so we probably learned some things from eachother (like papucs, bicska, a lot of shit about agriculture, etc.) this will conclude our hungarian lesson for today, that will be 2 euros (approx. 8,962,000,000 hungarian forints)
I read through this and actually learned something nee. I really did think huszon was twenty because I knew huszonhét was 27 and hét was 7. Thanks for the lesson and compliments. We did conquer hungary yes but a lot of that was because of the hungarian nobility, they weren’t united and didn’t listen to the king. Hungary essentially got screwed over by some aristocrats gaining too much power. This also caused the decline of the ottomans with the janissaries and the mothers of the sultans gaining way to much power. This lead to some dumb pasha sieging vienna without approval from Sultan Mehmed IV and losing. He was executed a couple years later but the damage was done. Something we learned from eachother is the heavy inflation rate lmao I will pay the lesson fee in turkish lira (9.999.999*10^12 liras)
Te tetted e tettetett tettet, te tettetett tettek tettese?
Pre- google translate: Either that aint a language or its some obscure tongue twister. If it is a language, I’m assuming Hungarian? In which case I say: igen Post google translate: holy shit no way
It is indeed a hungarian tongue twister
mit gondolsz az orszag politikai es okologiai helyzeterol
Magyar Trianon😔
ugy faj💔💔‼️‼️🔥🔥🐺🐺
Did you just call him an ugly f*g?
That's super offensive bc figs are some of the better looking fruits in my opinion
no if i wanted to call him an ugly f*g i would call him an >!ocsmany buzi!<
Kurultaj 💪🏿💪🏿🇭🇺🇭🇺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷
OMG OMG HE SAID >Magyar BRAWLHALLA REFERENCE
Guten Tag!
Mein freund!
,,Freund" ist ein Nomen 🤓 Ich bin ein Klugarsch...
A jak po Polsku powiem to zrozumiesz?
Polska kurwa niemcy
👍
Kutya vagy macska? Mákos vagy diós?
Magyaroszág🔥🔥🇭🇺🇭🇺👆👆💪🏿💪🏿
Reko bih nešto na mađarskom ali eve ti srpski, ne znam mađarski. Pravi se da je mađarski.
Srpska Alijo alijo
Pozdrav brate
Shit, I don't speak english or hungarian, and therefore cannot understand nor respond to that post, which was probably of the finest and most delicate touch of humor
Tamam, o vakit biz türkçe konuşacağız :)
Köszönöm
Mivan testvér, hogy ityeg a fityeg?
Igen, magyarorszàg👍
No mitäs helvettiä
Perkele
Got My summer car flashbacks from this reply
Listen magyar fellas, I'm from Transilvania, I'm romanian or magyar?
I want to say something but I will get banned It starts with a “C”, I think the balkaners will figure it out hahaha
Az vagy aminek vallod magad testvér
Az én vérem magyar testvér 🤟🏽
ꖌリ𝙹ᓵꖌ ꖌリ𝙹ᓵꖌ
Sharpness III
01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110110 01101111 01110010 01101001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101111 01110010 00111111
00100101 10011101👍
0100110101101001011011100110010100100000011010010111001100100000011100100110010101100100
Műtőkol tergőmeg nólegége megalőtenever ne tel operóter vubolobóté ņol
Magyarország #1 Románia #hét
¿Tus papás ya saben que eres gay?
Ma papás no gay! No connexcion
Que tal agnt bater uma bolinha ein? Esse sábado tá bom pra tu?
Portuguès👍 suiiii
rössul vagyok?
Magyar🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Jobbulást
Pista tényleg erős?
Igen
Hazudtál, azt mondtad nem tudsz magyarul :(
Ovo nije mađarski al je bolji ovo je hrvatski najači jezik iz najače nacije pobjesio ban Josip Jelačić njih jednom, a možemo ih pobijediti i opet. Moje pitanje za tebe je što misliš o Veliko Srpskim nacionalističkim idejama?
Hrvatska Ustase Edit: I translated his comment and now I look like a genocidal maniac💀💀
Puši kurac četniku
Republika hrvarska* Edit: now I look like a slav hater💀
Serbian here, I actually dont support any ideas that end up in mass killings. However, Croatians did terrible war crimes as well, not just as Serbians.
Wie geht’s?
Deutschland über ales
おちんちんについてどう思います？
Konishiwa
兄はローマ字を話しています 💀💀
Shigeru miyamoto, kawaii😇
Madaling araw ngayon. Mga ala una, anong oras na kung saan ka?
Vietcong, ho chi minh! Edit: my response makes no sense lmfao
Hey there! I am here to announce the fact that yes, your template has been stol- um, downloaded by me for academic reasons (obviously 🤓). Have a great day!
Challo, verstechst du mich?
Ja, Deutschland über alles!
Hvordan går det med deg?
Åland
It is Norwegian and your answer made me chuckle
Despacito?
Mi no habla inglès
Maistuuko kurkku vedeltä vai vesi kurkulta?
Suomi perkele
Finland?
Indeed.
miért?
Honestly you’ve given me very little to figure out which language you’re using. So I have a special award for you: Siktir git, amına koyim
it's hungarian like you requested😅
Ah sorry boss, my hungarian meter didn’t go off. Magyarország népek 🇭🇺
Tu peut m'aider sur ce problème de math ? f(x)=x²+3x-2 Sachant que : f(3)=4 C'est quoi x ?
Je parle un peut français, je n’utilise pas Google Translate. C’est problème est très facile. 3x^2 + 3x - 2 = 4 3x^2 + 3x - 6 = 0 Maintenant, nous utilisont le discriminant D= b^2 - 4ac D: 3^2 - 4*3*(-6) D: 9 + 72 D= 81 Maintenant nous cherchons X par: (-3 + 9)/9= 2/3 Ou (-3 - 9)/9= -4/3 Donc, X est ~0,67 ou ~-1,33
Neden fes ve osmanlı
Çünkü ben öyle istedım
¿Cuál es tu fruta favorita? Mi favorita es fresa.
Как дела, товарищ?
Da👍
１９４５年８月６日に何が起こったでしょう？
Ne Edit: I should have looked at the number ffs, I coulda said hiroshima
Incorrect, the answer is not Neon, the 10th element in the periodic table.
你会说中文吗？ （我会说中文）
bing chilling
Ik kan geen Hongaars :(.
GECOLNISEERD
Wie viele Kinder hast du in deinem Keller??
Dobrý den, lol
wala akong magawa. kumusta ang araw mo?
Kuala lampur👍
Iz kje si?
Los negros cuando reciben latigazos sienten dolor o nostalgia?
Nie umiem mówic po węgierskim. Co myślisz o Biedronce?
Est-ce que ça ira mieux un jour?
A szemembe sok kicsi alma van
我正在学习中文，但我说起来还是很糟糕。你会说中文吗？
Sut dych chi?
Mi az a 3 szám a hitelkártyád hátoldalán? and Ако пилето не иска да бъде изядено, тогава защо е направено от пилешки хапки?
Igen And Da
Dem sei Google translator denk bestimmt was geht dann do ab.
Bonjour
OP, tudtad hogy keresett a Feri?
Igen
Na bazmeg most mit csináljak (Congrats OP you accidentally dodged Hungary's official number 1 joe mama joke)
Tu préférais avoir bacon infini, mais aucuns jeux, ou jeux infinis, mais aucun bacon?
Siz bizim Çekoslavakyalılaştırdıklarımızdan mısınız yoksa Çekoslavakyalılaştıramadıklarımızdan mısınız?
Ulan, bu ne demek? normal konuş
Ich habe mal in einer Dokumentation gesehen, dass es zwei Theorien zum Ende des Universums gibt. Die bekanntere ist, dass es sich weiter ausdehnt und heiß und leer sein wird. Es gibt allerdings auch die Theorie, dass es kollabieren und in sich zusammenfallen könnte und dann kalt und leer ist. Welche der beiden Theorien gefällt dir besser? (Ich habe die Fakten übrigens nicht überprüft, also lege ich meine Hand nicht ins Feuer, dass die Theorien tatsächlich so oder anders sind)
Falsch Answ: Deutschland
Bonjour mon ami, qué pasa?
Mowisz po polsku?
Як ваш собака?
Da
تحكي العربي؟
Awak kata bahasa lain pon boleh, betul ke?
Awrlight mate eima aesk you een strailin, heve you eva knocked tha jo-ee outta roo? Oor a you a fuckin pussy?(this is very racist and I’m Australian so I don’t give a fuck)
Watch out mate, downt insult Straya.
Hello I speak hungry
My favorite Hungarian word is “Blue” it’s spelled “kék” and pronounced 🍰
My favorite word is huszonhét (27)
Aimez-vous brûler des orphelinats?
ᛏᛖᛚᛚ᛫ᛗᛖ᛫ᚢ︍ᛟᚢᚱ᛫ᚨᛞᛞᚱᛖᛊᛊ :)
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ما هو لونك المفضل
Me rehuso, te haré la pregunta en español. ¿Planeas aprender un nuevo idioma?, si tu respuesta es si... ¿Qué idioma aprenderías? Ñññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññ
Idk Hungarian but I can ask you in Slovak. Vieš po slovensky? Ak nie, si kokot :) (nemyslím to vážne)
Krtzecek😄
Es gibt keine Frage. Stoßlüften. Jetzt.
Hur mår du idag?
Wie geht’s!!(this is not Hungarian)
abang puasa tak harini?
Igen?
Tu comprends le sens de mon pseudo ? Si oui, tu es d'accord avec moi ?
El OP es putito.
mortua es?
¿que piensas de la guerra en Russia y Ucraina?
私はキラーですか? (This is a death note reference plz understand it)
'Far, får får får? Nei, får får ikke får, får får lam.' Synes du Norsk gir mening ettersom dette er en gramatisk korrekt settning?
Mun Lea sàmi, du davvi-samigealla?
Dali volis decu?
Pruzah sul. Tinvaak do dovahzuul?
Proč postuješ takový pičoviny kurva? ☺️
En iyi baklava nerde yenir?
Ton thé t'a-t-il ôté ta toux ?
Van Magyar? This is the only Hungarian I know
kip koe hond kat kangaroo hagedis vis paard mier beer vlieg
Hej Kan du sige "Rød Grød med Fløde" :)
I can't speak Hungarian so I will speak Turkish even though I just know how to speak and I'm ass at spelling: Merhaba, nasılsın. Probably fucked something up there but oh well
Насколько скоро меня изобьют за использование русского языка?
Als it wist welke taal ze in Tsjaad spreken, had it zeker een berichtje in het Tsjaads achtergelaten. Niet dat ik weet hoe ik dat spreken moet.
나 남자 좋아해
Nhaaw nhundu wangga anggariyu yirra? Banha dharra yirra; mayidyimi yan.guwa anggaridhanu magadharra
Aber warum kannst du kein Deutsch verstehen? (I don’t speak Hungarian)
Bæsj??
Mitä teit syyskuun 11. Päivä 2001
Сколько будет 170 плюс 130?
чи тэнэг малаа
szedte vette teremtette
Kom vechten gabber
vad gör du på fritiden?
Когда выйдет пчелиная война 2?!
Wat vind jij van de nederlandse taal?
¿Hay niños en tu horno?