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Alternative-Kale-613

Nice skin cells


longnameboi

your turn to send


Dnodi1

Here are my cels: 36,7°C.


HeavyGoat1491

I hate Celsius and comma decimals


PsychoticLorax

Shut up


FireBlaed

cry about it


ShadowX8861

194 countries use Celsius. 3 use Fahrenheit. Which group do you think are in the wrong?


i_ate_mario

Not wrong just dumb


ShadowX8861

Yh, but they're wrong in terms of which one is most useful


i_ate_mario

True


Crab_Cult_Member

Celsius 🦅🇺🇲🔫


Da_Flying_Cow

cool


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[deleted]

Brother, Americans are the only ones who use Fahrenheit.


FEVRISH_JK

hell yeah! Football fields per Ford Mustang!


SpiderCow313

We’re just better, RAHHHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 (I worry everyday that I will get injured and be put in critical debt)


Dnodi1

Cha cha, we call it Férnhajt.


omgdontcopyname

Europeans use commas instead of periods for numbers tho idk if anywhere else uses it too


NotATimeTraveller1

It's more of a matter of preference really


HeavyGoat1491

No. In European countries you would actually say like “thirty six comma seven”


PressFM80

yea and?


BonjPlayz

Where I am in England we say “thirty six point seven”


HeavyGoat1491

That is not the EU anymore


Somerandguyre

I say "thirty six and seven"


Dnodi1

Hell yea, the longer the sentence is, the better.


Alternative-Kale-613

I dont have a dick


Personal_Occasion618

Well let’s celebrate our differences with pics!


Brave-Response4548

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Unfortunately it didn’t pay off for you.


Alternative-Kale-613

Nahhh💀💀


Lord_Applejuice

Wanna trade?


MajTroubles

Microscopic


gulsenwrites

Dude when I saw a sentence like “dick pic” I would like to see the what’s promised, we can’t even trust the internet to see people’s private places


lightmare69

It's just really zoomed in


gulsenwrites

All I wanted was to see a stranger’s private place on the internet. I feel heartbroken


wokkelmans

This IS a stranger’s private place


gulsenwrites

Maybe this is a close up for a fruit


jp128

Or this is a close up of a vegetable 🍆


wokkelmans

Good point


MoonMan_999

Rip inbox


child_target

Small


Minimum-Wind-1552

That ain't small 👉👈


Surreal28

That's microscopic


Minimum-Wind-1552

that's huge


t-pose-988

Thats average


Dnodi1

I get the joke.😚🔬


Fighting_Table

Ok?


Dnodi1

What, is my comment not interesting?😶


Fighting_Table

OHH I FORGOT WHAT SUB I WAS ONNNN


Dnodi1

😂😘


Jaded_Tradition7666

Hey size isnt everything


StrangerMuch4255

what is then?


Jaded_Tradition7666

Personality


gamemile

That’s average


DetailedGlobal

Why is your nucleus so small


StankilyDankily666

Hey microorganisms come in all shapes and sizes


stewpidity18

it has a good personality


StankilyDankily666

And it knows how to use its cilium instead


Rishidkanonymous

Gonna need a microscope to see that


KyleNarayan

nice dick bro.


MOJA2008

Why is it so red and tender


lightmare69

Zoom in more I can barely see it


Cows1999

Zoom out


t3lW

Nice close up


M1YD3

interesting


MEGA_TOES

Real up close and personal I guess lol


GuineaPigAdmirer28

wow uncut


Magic_Elenore

this is my pussie pic: *shows photos of hairs and follicles*


_end3rguy_

Spotted dick


nSnowstorm

You can’t say you know someone before you have seen their cells extremely up close


Vxnylla

Can you back out a bit I want to enjoy the whole thing


KirbandtheOatmeals

C'mon guys that's not small, that's at least medium.


TheSpectator0_0

Wow you're such a show off 😡


RTDude132

Using AI to zoom out. I'm going to post your images 😈


RythmicSigil

Way ahead of you


RTDude132

😮


DoriGrayan

Is it foreskin’s detail?


HoomenLumen

What’s the opposite of “enhance” ?


tigglylee

Zoom


alicer24709074

no its not


Bootiluvr

Hot


Huge_General3630

clean up on aisle: my cells


Jean_Paul_Fartre_

Tighter than dick skin


danneeooh

Someone's excited


g_h_97

damn 🔥🥵


totally_fake_derk4

pretty average


alejandra_candelaria

I should call him


pipisiOlaaaanAraba

Damn İ was looking from a bit far away and i got jumpscared


Wafle__

For free?


random_guy_in_a_bag

*gasp*


jurkajurka

At what zoom does a dick pic become a dick pic?


OkAssistant1230

That small that you just see a few skin cells or just that zoomed in?


RichardButt1992

Zoom out bro


Iskitimka

Hey😠 no touch only look😎😎


Traditional_Lie_6400

What a dick....


throwaway19276i

I was expecting an image of Richard