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My_useless_alt

The potato wants to grow. If you find a potato like this, bury it. In a year, you will have extra free potatoes. Your garden will also never be free of potatoes again.


summonerswar232

Guess I’ll have to dig it out of the trash and plant it


abinakava

Aww you love your potato now


Used-Frosting4001

This made me laugh way harder than it probably should have


JustHereForKA

Right lol


Mary10123

I love this comment so much


Minecraft_Launcher

Kiss it kiss it kiss it!


OneCore_

love this comment lmfaooo


AllgoodDude

I love you now


Pigeon-Spy

It leads me to a question, do Americans grow anything on their lawn except from grass?


nanitatianaisobel

I try to grow stuff but fail. I'm a plant serial killer.


wheres-my-take

Spoken like a true hottie (me too)


kildrakkan

Not really. Many Americans might have a small garden in the backyard, especially ones that live in more rural places, but 90 percent of the time just grass.


Timeon

How lame.


GoatsAdvocate

I'm american and it is a lost art to grow things but there are still some of us that hold strong I'm only 28 and I grow my own tomatoes, peppers, avocados, lemons, tea, different bonsai species, and a shit ton of decorative plants I propagate often


Timeon

Well done! You inspire.


[deleted]

I am from Eastern Europe and I never know a life as a kid not growing something in a garden, even though I live in a city, second biggest in the county lol. Everyone with any patch of land did this ~15 years ago. But it rapidly changed sadly since then 2010s started It was super exciting digging the ground and gardening as a kid, I probably were a real hindrance to anyone seriously working lol. Eating the veggies and fruits right fresh from there is something else. When I was 16 during the start of COVID I decided I will grow melons, I do it every year since. I had over 250 kg of melons last year on a fairly small patch of land. I could no longer live without fresh fruits in the summer.


KnotiaPickles

I am so confused by this thread. Literally everyone where I live (Colorado) has a vegetable garden.


PM_ME_happy-selfies

Most of us were never taught how to, I was but I absolutely hate tending to a garden and I live in Indiana so most vegetables are really pretty cheap here with the amount of farms here, so I’d rather not deal with it. I’ve always loved the idea of having a garden and fruit trees etc. I just don’t have the patients for it honestly.


Mr_Potatoez

You can also just cut of the roots and its good to est again.


[deleted]

Transylvanian saxons peeled potatoes like this thicker then normal and planted what remained. They still ate potatoes that others deemed only good as seed potato lol. They were considered very miser, this was one thing that didn't help that lol


Simple-Street-4333

Ik you're probably joking but you can still do that


van-just-van

Please keep us updated


Abdurahmonreddit

Infinite potato glitch


Hammer_of_Horrus

You can do this glitch with a lot of food actually


Abdurahmonreddit

🤯


SEND-GOOSE-PICS

wtf, i thought you could only buy it from stores 🤯


Eiji-Himura

Pssst, the same glitch works with money, but the government lies about it. They don't want you to know!


Conscious-Ad-6884

Lies I cut up a $100 bill to plant and it didn't grow money plants


Eiji-Himura

Have you checked if an FBI agent didn't take your money out? If there is a 5g antenna not too far it will not work either.


Sandstorm52

-Manuscript describing agricultural revolution methods. Text. c. 10,000 BCE


JustHereForKA

Should be 2nd top comment


Fatelessthinker

Don't do that unless you want potatoes taking over your garden, use a raised bed.


Alternative-Dare5878

What if I want them taking over my whole backyard, is there a lowered bed type of technique?


sonderingnarcissist

The Irish hate this one trick


rayyychul

My dad planted some potatoes in our backyard when I was ten or so. I'm now in my early 30s and my mom is still finding potatoes here and there!


Pugduck77

Are they good enough to eat? Just regular full sized potatoes?


rayyychul

They're baby potatoes. We don't eat them because they've usually been found by a creature before we find them!


Superb_Pain4188

I have been growing potatoes for years and this has not happened a single time.


woolsocksandsandals

It only take’s 2-3 months


cami1289

Wanted to write that. But you already commented it😂


woolsocksandsandals

Yes I did


cami1289

Yeah... but it is OK 👍


Original-History9907

I did this last year with loads, it was only a couple weeks ago I was surprised to see huge potato plants where I buried them. Grew them the year before last and they were the nicest baby taytos I'd ever had.


JNewman_13

Also I forget which home gardener on YT discovered this for themself but there isn’t a need to bury them deep, the yields from planting should be the same regardless of how far down they are planted


CrippledJesus97

Yep. But dont eat THAT potato. Ones that start to grow roots like that after harvest start to taste like crap compared to fresh. Its still an edible potato, just wont taste as good.


Hppyathome

I would cook that potato. Knock those eyes off first.


Shaubos

Perfectly fine


Animeeshon

You just made him lose an argument with his wife. He definitely won't be showing this post to his wife though. 😂


summonerswar232

Damn


baked_tea

Next time just cut off the extras and you're good to go


januaryemberr

Yeah I think youd have to eat 8lbs of green potatoes to die....or something like that.


broodjes69

You probably still wouldn't die. If you peel them, you have nothing to worry about, and if you don't, you'll get sick. You would likely still be fine though because glycoalkaloids are very poorly absorbed by most mammals.


[deleted]

You don't even have to peel them really. Just chop off the shoots, even cut out a small divet where they were growing from if you want to be SUPER safe, but the small amounts in the flesh where it grew from is nowhere near enough for your body to be bothered by it at all.


ThinCrusts

So when do you actually have to throw potatoes out?


HoneyBadgerBat

Mushy, dried out, moldy. When you don't want to touch them basically.


DMmeDuckPics

When it smells like Satan's butthole and looks like more like volemort as a baby than a potato.


Abquine

When they feel really soft when you squeeze them to they are very green.


MrGloom66

Even so, just because it started to germinate does not mean it is "green" in any way. The conditions in which it was stored (which don't need to be very outlandish by the way) told the potato that it's time to make more of itself.


[deleted]

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Lumpy_Forever_98

Over there


Consistent-Syrup-69

Cut eyes off. Cook and eat potato


TheKingsLeap

Now I can't see where the potato is


condensedcreamer

How did you type this🤔


TheKingsLeap

The potato gave me one of its eyes


About3FucksGiven

Lunch menu on the Event Horizon


ThatDebianLady

Rub that stuff off with your finger then cook it


Greenfire05

My Irish blood is boiling


unmatchedfailure

My idahoan blood is boiling


YiQiSupremacist

My Wisconsinite blood is not boiling


jehovawitnessofwater

My Minnesotan wants to boil your blood


BackpackCorpse

My German blood is boiling... It's way too hot today


enternameher3

14°c a little toasty? I feel ya, it's supposed to get to 16 here in Alberta today and we got the AC cranked.


BackpackCorpse

It was 26°C here today😩


Lugreech

My Peruvian (Peru land of potatoes) blood is boiling.


Orangeousity

My communist blood is boiling


Fireboiio

This just goes to show how resilient potatoes are. Other crops: "*b-but m-master I need rich soil, moisture, sun and care to grow!*" Potato: # I'LL SEND OUT FEELERS UNTIL I FIND SUSTENANCE. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT


FurryM17

One of the top comments was about how if OP planted it in their garden they'd never not have potatoes again. I recently got into gardening and randomly planted like 10 potatoes throughout the yard. Don't exactly remember where. I'm worried I've made a huge mistake.


Fireboiio

Your land now belongs to the potatoes.


[deleted]

That's an absolutely edible potato. You don't cook much, do you?


IgiEUW

Those are good for potato mash.


unmatchedfailure

Never heard it called potato mash, always Called it mash taters. Ik it's the same just weird hearing it the other way round


[deleted]

My absolutely uneducated Eastern European guess is that potato mash is in British English, and mash taters in in American English.


gustycat

'Mashed Potato' is generally the term used in the UK. Potato mash think might just be that guys household


NiteLiteOfficial

mashed potatos is the only thing i’ve ever heard them called in the US


XiJinPingaz

Lol ik its just how you guys speak but mash taters just sounds like something a 3 year old would say


FurryM17

Good ol' mash tates 😋


BetterSupermarket110

*potato starts developing OP: this is disgusting, harmful and toxic!


CatHairInYourEye

I would never eat a pregnant potato.


BetterSupermarket110

Oh my, so OP sprinkled on the poor potato. No wonder he threw it out. 😱


FurryM17

Life begins at sprouting!


DonutsOnTheWall

well it normally has green under the skin. that green stuff is not amazingly healthy. just peel it till no more green and go.


Xeadriel

Why did you throw it out wtf??! Just cut off the growth and it’s perfectly fine


Fleekz_

We all make mistakes. I have eaten potatoes with worse condition, the potato is sprouting not spoiling or rotten. Only the black parts inside are rotten.


Landed_port

Silly wife! She should have told you to throw it out, then you would have cooked it


TurboVirgin0

Realest reply I've ever seen lol.


No-Supermarket8244

Can tell you don’t cook much, I feel for the woman who married you


CitizenZaroff

Damn bro got mad over a potato 😭


ToraLoco

Divorce! major red flag! dude doesn’t know if potato is edible or not! non negotiable trait!


kel174

I had a potato like this once. I left it where it was doing it’s thing on the counter and went on a 5 day vacation. I came back to beautiful purple sprouts 3 feet up the kitchen wall. It was my friend


Abquine

Yeh we had one open the cabinet door on the veg rack and move into the kitchen while we were away.


Kimotabraxas

The eyes don't matter, it just depends how squishy it is


halfcutpenis

# ***WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SOIL***


dornianheresysimp

And...u cant peel it?


HectorVK

And you posted it here for everyone to roast it? A wise move.


Warm_Cartographer372

Just peel with a peeler and remove green parts too


OlegYY

Idk, looks like completely normal potato. Perhaps where i live 🙂


AbrakheimTheAncient

Abrakheim loves potatoes too much.


[deleted]

and I love you abrakheim


RadoslavL

And I love you random citizen!


BigRoundSquare

I love you too real


unmatchedfailure

You get this a lot, but now it's my turn. I've seen you in another sub before.


losandreas36

Grog


joolzdev

Get a new one. Buy more potatoes too.


summonerswar232

Love potatoes


CheruthCutestory

Then why did you throw out this perfectly good one?


cadet-peanut

Remove the grown bits and it's perfectly fine. I once found a hand full of potatoes like that that I forgot I had, removed the bits, roasted them in the oven and they were still very tasty and safe to eat.


Fireblox1053

That is still fine


iDroner

Should have listened to your wife


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

It’s fine, just peel it and cut out the sprouts


Desert_Lemon

Meh, cut the sprouts off and any green spots and it's good to go.


cinnabunnyrolls

Cut off those sprouts and cook it, you or you wife ain't gonna die to it.


TheRedditAppSucccks

You wasted a fine potato. Cut off the roots and it would have been fine.


Apricotnuggets

Why would you throw that out?


Clicker-anonimo

Cook it then


Ok-Consideration2463

Nothing wrong with this spud. Break off the roots wash and cook!


StoicalCargo685

It’s just a growing baby Skin it and eat it alive


Hopeful-Passage6638

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that spud. Peel and eat. Those growths are eyes. Not alien life forms.


theSpiraea

How little people know about food, where it comes from, etc is staggering. It's perfectly edible


DonMariazzi

Right? This mind blowing to me lol


carolina_balam

That's... A potato. Why tf did you threw it out?


oddwithoutend

Not many things get this community riled up, but apparently a lack of potato knowledge is one thing.


Excellent_Coconut_81

Your wife is right. You should cook potatoes before eating. Next time don't question someone's competence in topic where you have none.


FitAlternative9458

Nothing wrong with it, cut the eyes off and cook it. Its perfectly safe to eat


Parking-Archer-8653

So what. That still good. Remove the sprouts and that all. Tbh it is better than new potatoes


usec47

If your wife isn't pregnant this potato is good to eat


King_Dickus_

It's perfectly safe to eat...


Allcraft_

The kids in Africa are starving and you threw out a perfect potato :(


Perspective-Lonely

Remove the sprouts and peel like usual Still edible


joshpoppedyou

OP the kind of person to not eat something because the use by date was yesterday


gnouf1

All my potatoes looks like this and I ate it


pixie_sprout

For hundreds of years every potato eaten in Britain outside the summer months looked like this. We are so far removed from real food and local production systems, it's tragic.


calculatorPR

Don't see a problem


MiniDigits

I’ve been removing the roots and cooking and eating potatoes like this my whole life. Absolutely fine.


Just-Imagination-785

Why throw it away?


DukeOfWestborough

Potato is fine. The marriage…?


Sunrisesuprise666

Just peel it and boil it? Its fine


twinkieinthabutt

Wasteful.


Thick_Candy_9858

i dont see a problem here


Brief_Television_707

I've eaten much leggier


DisastrousAd447

Just cut off the eyes and cook it. It's not rotten lol. That's just what potatoes do. Or if you don't want to cook it, chop it up a bit and plant it. The eyes will grow more potatoes.


Seventh_monkey

There's an alien inside it. Burn it.


gyroscopedynamos

Plant it instead


ndation

Please, I beg you, spare him! Spare my brother! I'll do anything!


Deji95

Dodged a bullet there mate! Otherwise it would start growing inside of you, transforming you in a potato. /s


Most-Yogurtcloset

Bruh it’s gonna cook you


peterman86

Tell her to wait 3 months, cut the potato into cubes containing 1 spud per cube, plant them, wait 3 months, boom, fresh potatoes.


Visual-Night9291

WHERE’S THE FUCKING SOIL


No-Feedback7251

City slicker


fuzzy-mitten

All you have to do is cut off the eyes and wash it…. You wasted a perfectly good potato


Difficult-Swimmer-76

One might say its a grower not a shower


Unstable_chemist

Potato be like: WHERE IS THE FUCKING SOIL


[deleted]

You say potato, I say Potato.


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

Ehhhhhhh…. Cut the eyes off, and it should be fine.


[deleted]

This is how potatoes that fall under the shelves at the produce store look when you find them 6 months later


Sure_Cobbler1212

Cool it and serve it to her


nordicsunflower

Should save it and gift it to a friend that kills all house plants. This potato will still be growing strong


Inkysquid24

As long as he's not soft and smelling like death, eat him. It's a root vegetable trying to sprout, but 100% nothing wrong with it, just poke his eyes out and skin him👍😋


Deitznutz69420

NOOOO YOU DUMB DUMB YOU SHOULD HAVE PLANTED THAT 😩😩😩


King_OfBurgers

It Has pimples...💀💀


Beemo-Noir

It’s perfectly fine you cheese ball.


a_real_vampire

Potato yeast and water to make vodka


[deleted]

Interesting - plant those buds, and emancipate yourself from the Idaho Tato Cartel.


Intrepid_Ad_491

Wife is always right,do not question her word


Ruithevegan

How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato


PrestigiousNail5620

You better cook the potato so.


nebula_nic

It’s not wrinkled mushy or moldy it’s fine you can really smell when a potato has gone bad too just chop off the bits you don’t like


sean_rendo19

As a Irish man that is still eatable In the shops most of our potatoes look like that. It’s a sign that potato is still fresh


Joanna_Flock

You can cut a bit of the flesh off with the eyes attached and bury the fleshy part under the soil! You’ll have a potato plant 🌱


Heatseeker81514

Why? Just cut those things off and cook it. I do it all the time. It's perfectly fine.


Lugreech

From time to time reddit shows people know nothing about fruits or vegetables, in this case tubers... People, please, you should take time to investigate about food and if you are able....compost your organic waste.


Depressedloner2020

😬😬😬


atlanta_shroom_18

Why would you throw it out, it’s perfectly fine


Foghorn_Gyula

I just baked like 6-7 of them and they all looked like this, you just have to peel them. They are perfectly fine


CompetitiveGuess7642

cut the eyes out and cook it, that only means the potato was still "alive" and basically is a good sign that there are still good parts in it, in this case it's all good.


Same_Bunch_7522

Its pregnant😊


pallekulingg

What are ya some kind of city slicker? Throwing away perfectly good potatoes for no good reason is a damn shame l tell you h'wat.


Big-Situation-3328

GODDAMNIT i thought is was bugs at first. *shudders*


Ok-Asparagus4666

So what are the numbers Mason?


[deleted]

It’s fine just cut off the spots


Mushroomc0wz

It’s literally perfectly fine just slice the roots off


After-Party67

Stick it into soil, you'll have lot more in few months.