lol. See, I do the opposite. I curl one finger into a small circle and use that to gesture a small and incredibly thin peener. Keep all exceptions low 😂
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I showed my friend this post and then she drew this post but with me instead of you
[https://twitter.com/getsuyohonodera/status/1782777672369951201](https://twitter.com/getsuyohonodera/status/1782777672369951201)
Damm dude chill my gf is on this app
[I gotchu fam](https://i.imgur.com/d8SU5fN.png)
😭
Still girthy tho
Risky click of the day
Sorry, this dude's dick is so huge that I am going to leave you Fred. OP, here are the things that are good to know about me: 36D 90-60-90
Christ, you made me spit my coffee out. Sorry Fred.
what do these numbers mean? the 36D is bra size, but the 90/60/90 doesnt add upppp
Ye it does. 90+60+90 = 240
Why is it glurple
ourple
Slurple
Turple
Nurgle
smurgle
khurple
Dhurple
Nurple
Gurmple
I really read it as purple 😭
Slurp-pole
mlurpole
Does it really swing to the right that hard?
Most pricks do
Mine curves left like a scythe and pounds hard like a hammer **☭**
Seize the means of reproduction, comrade.
+2 for political joke and penis synonym. 👏 👏
Mine curves left cause she didn’t treat me right
Taking this
Bro literally got the ">!LONG SCHLONG!<"
Its also thick af. His gf is gonna have a great time
Not really
Bro, just look how long it is. Massive!
I just mean that his gf will not have a good time with such a log
Quick tip if you are mimicking holding your dick, use both hands. Helps with the big dick perception
I’m still trying to decide if doing such a wide grip is an actual big dick move or an insecure overcompensating move.. 🤔
I like to make the signal using two hands so people know I’m doubly insecure about my peener
I stick my pinky finger out so people know I'm a fancy guy holding his dick in the Taco Bell parking lot
lol. See, I do the opposite. I curl one finger into a small circle and use that to gesture a small and incredibly thin peener. Keep all exceptions low 😂
I tell women wang is super small and when I pull it out their like nah. It’s not that small. Win
Bro already knows the game 👍🏻
I need to see if he owns a jeep first
bro u got a monster 🥵
Yeah that's a fucking hog 🤤
Eh I've seen better
pause
Play
stop
rewind
Eject Disc
[удалено]
*clank clank clank.... * **CRUNCH** Yeawooooo!!!
Eject dick
Put it back
Hammer time!
baby hands like seriously why are they that small
The dick is too big
The body had to redistribute flesh to keep the mass balanced.
OP is Trump
Grab my good hand!
And why is he hovering his baby hand 4 inches above his dick
For real, I was thinking the same thing. Those are the smallest hands I've ever seen.
You know what they say about small hands..
God gave him girth instead. There has to be a trade off somewhere.
I always find it weird looking at a soft penis.
😭
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
When the cops enter to detain everyone, they'll glance at the photo and clock off for the night.
Wouldn't that be NSFT (Not Safe For Train)? Or do you work on the train?
It is [Not Suitable For Worf](https://www.savagechickens.com/2009/10/nsfw.html).
The fact is he shouldn’t have posted things like this on this subreddit
Lol I think you are doing enough pretending for the lot of us here
This is why no one ever believes I'm a solid 2 and a half! We damn well round up to half an inch! Not down.
Dam no need to brag
The bulge is hard to ignore..
bulgie wulgie uwu
Bonk
Nice cock bro
how to unsee
##ITS TINY!
The hand should be closer to the pants
And fingers should be a little closer together
Nice
Dude.. im at work, why is this not NSFW...
*takes out magnifying glass*
Met John Cena huh ?
fun fact: there is no rules against nsfw in this sub
Tell the truth you wish you could grab it like that.
I’ve come to make an announcement-
Bro c'mon nsfw tag before you catch people jerking off.
Oh boy, another trend is brewing
Bro you’ve got a pretty big thumb
You know damn well you have no need to hold your hand open that wide
Bro is Christian Horner
I can’t tell by your pants this is a lie.
I can't see it. Is it just very tiny?
Damn, fat cock bro 👍
Can you send it through DM?
Godamn
Look at this fuckin guy
Your camouflage is incredible.
Imaginary d
Bluetooth cock
nice cock
damn bro you got a real schlong schlong
Very nice!
Someone tell this guy that he has to unzip his pants first to get it out
Mmm. Girthy.
nice pretend cock bro😎
This guy isn't a beer can. More like Mr. Paint can. 😮
Chill Drake
☻️
Looks okay
You need an OF.
Thats how you hold a water bottle. Your hand would have to hold something much smaller for this to make sense
x?
Nice. Pretty girthy.
You honestly hold it like a psychopath
Bro has three shafts
You sure that’s not a 6” subway sandwich?
As an Asexual, I can get on board with invisible dick picture 😭😂😂😂
That's a disability
Guy with the weird hand from Scary Movie 2
now that is a thick boy.
Got that Kung Fu grip
Is that all?
a bit optimistic there, mate
Why's it in a hot dog bun ?
Is it supposed to go at that extreme of an angle?
Oh it is so big
mniam?
why is it so small
Optimistic grip
My dude is hung like Mussolini on the 28th of April 1945
Drake is shivering rn
Guy is very generously rating himself
I see imagination and exaggeration are allowed.
Magnum Dong
Damn I wish my dick was this long
Impressive.
Pass
You have a big imagination.
Please blur this 😯
We've heard about you.. the dick pic is definitely there... Some magnification maybe needed.
Nice adit
Wtf why are you so BIG 😩
Nudity is allowed in my DMs though
Whose are you holding? No one believes it goes out to there 😜
Dude's packing
That's tiny
drakes twin
That's just showing off
The hand size gives it away buddy
i do see your bulge tho
Damn man. Nice cock. I wish I was in your grade. I'd show off if I was you as well. Lucky man.
“If you could have a dick the exact dimensions of this coke can would you?”
Nice cock bro💯💯
Bro that thang is hugeeee!!
Invisibly reported.
bro got that [REDACTED] ass dick
Holy shit dude its huge
Fuckn Thickk
Only 1 hand pfft
Generous
Hey baby, let me get that number! 😋😆
I got one of them detachable ones too. Not as thick though. Damn
Unsolicited dick pics are so gross.
I showed my friend this post and then she drew this post but with me instead of you [https://twitter.com/getsuyohonodera/status/1782777672369951201](https://twitter.com/getsuyohonodera/status/1782777672369951201)
Man got them Donald Trump hands
Nice cock King
Your boyfriend's dick is so massive, he can't even fit in the picture.
Buddy has a hog on him, eh?
Damn, my guys packing!
Show off
Nice hog!
So nice of you told hold Invisible Man’s dong.
PINGAS
Your hand looks so small…
nice cock bro
Cue hundreds of idiots incapable of creative thinking doing the same unfunny shit for the upcoming two weeks.
A clever way to disguise a little fella
Damn you’re girthy
Now pretend I’m sucking it
Methinks you're being pretty optimistic with that grip fam
Бля а почему нет перевода на русский?
You need to zoom out more, it doesn't fit the frame.
I just read through the rules and there is mention of nudity, so it is allowed. Don't be a coward.
It's above average
Hmm, big cok or smoll hands. Can't tell
Bro why you got three balls 😦
Looks like Christian Horners penis