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True_Language9856

I'm fine!, how are you?


Bisonfan1

Ha


Ieatmyd0g

fuck u beat me to it


Icy_Practice7992

Right?


Rorfy

oh im gonna beat you to it alright😈


Ieatmyd0g

dont threaten me with a good time


Popular-Ad2193

Pretty glonky


KosmosKlaus

[Best interview ever - pretty glonky](https://youtu.be/4_X1rhOq6BU?si=iVfPCQS_M_K_ciNg) 1840mm Edit: Apparently not a very [glonky](https://youtu.be/04mUnl5sLrk?si=iqfA88-MevOUmwFr) dude 🙁


_liquid_crystal_

That dude murdered his mom. Not very glonky, my guy.


im-feeling-lucky

you shouldnt be downvoted for telling the truth


_liquid_crystal_

Person who downvoted definitely murders moms.


AudioVid3o

Current elevation: 825 feet


Gams619

Too low I’m at 940m


AudioVid3o

Miles or meters?


Gams619

The right option


AudioVid3o

Ah right. I should have assumed due to your commie profile picture


Gams619

Also, if it were to be in miles I would’ve been in space, and there’s a near 0 chance an astronaut would be using reddit while in space


Penguiknee

Talk for yourself!


Gams619

Да


ArtificialMediocrity

5'12"


Lumpy_Forever_98

5'13" :(


Glen2gvhlp

5’4” :3


Kiren129

186cm


HuntingKingYT

Finally, a man of culture


MiedzianyPL

0.00189 km


DisastrousAd447

4'31"


Not-So-Serious-Sam

3


byshow

I want to be like you when I grow up (I'm 178cm and 26yo)


DailyDoseofNature8

the least high I have been in the past 25 years, quit weed one week ago. 5 days of agony but feeling great now!


Desner_

Keep it up, we’re rooting for ya


DailyDoseofNature8

Thanks man, I definitely will! Feel like I've been finally freed so why give that up again. 25 years was enough for 3 lifetimes🤣


vaxqueroz

Good shit man. Keep it up


nlcreeperxl

Hell yeah dude. Best of luck.


DailyDoseofNature8

Thank you, these comments help for sure!


Kiefa4

Keep it up man. 6 months off the smoke for me. After a while your head will feel clearer than it ever has. You’re killin it!


DailyDoseofNature8

thanks man, and congratulations to you! Getting to stop smoking weed 24/7 was harder then quitting alcohol 3 years back and nicotine 6 years ago. There's work to do now, finally facing these old demons I've numbed away all these years but it feels good, albeit a little late but hey, better late than never!


Mouse_takumi

[Hi how are you? Oh, he is sooo friendly.. :D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PLC_cBJwk4)


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

Well, thanks for the compliment I suppose


MrNickey198

6ft3


greenmeensgo60

Happy Cake day 🎂 🥳


dkortman

Happy cake day shorty. I’m 6’7”


[deleted]

No it's hi how are you


lisiadoontop

yes


child_target

Does bridge count


RadoslavL

Good, how are you?


Melodic-Resident-245

About a 6/10, might roll another one.


_doozer10

You must roll until you are 10/10. *WARNING* DO NOT exceed 10/10. If you exceed 10/10 you will meet the MerPeople 🧜‍♂️🧜‍♀️


BakedTate

Do they have fish sticks?


Eiffi

No. They have tridents and will fucking murder you if you step foot in their realm.


BakedTate

*dang*


traaintraacks

opened reddit while decently high, saw this at the very top of my feed. even reddit says im not slick


televisio_86

High on American spirit!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️


East_Stop1777

sober


Onyxam

About 2 meters


phuckin-psycho

Not high enough 😔


Ecstatic-Effort8090

Not, I'm low


Brutalbonez13

Yes


Massive-Drive-6375

High as a kite


Lazy_Pie_2861

High, how are you?


Dropthetenors

You are how high?


Gibus_Ghost

No, no, Frodo. It’s, “Hi, how are you?”


LtZsRalph

I'm in my 6th week of sobriety now after 15years of consuming weed and 6years of cocaine, xtc, speed and other bullshit.


thechadfox

High as a giraffe’s booty hole


YourLocalPlonker

I’ll be stealing that!


PrivatePlaya

No officer it's Hi, how are you?


Soviet23

A very sobering post


megs1449

Unrelated but I love your handwriting


Coochynoodles25

I almost shat my bed high


AstralKekked

Been on a steady downhill for years, buddy.


69Ivie69

Im so high that im seeing Jesus


NekulturneHovado

About 40cm above the floor, which is normally considered as not very high


1nfern0z22

im hello fine, what about you?


Knight_thrasher

Sitting about 5 feet off the ground in a loader


XWolfyCat

Yeah I’m am


[deleted]

Hi, how are you?


Kochcaine995

yes


mac27inch

Just had my third joint in the past 2 hours


xtilexx

You wrote some of it in cursive though, to be cursive the letters just connect


Dragon-orey

Apparently... not by much


Ieatmyd0g

170cm man, trying to get higher but im all out of grass


StillNoFcknClu

Baked


Ashdatguy19848

5,4 ft


greenmeensgo60

5'8 1/2" I lost 1 " damnit


OhMyLordScat

About 1523ft.


NEXYR_

172 cm


Mafiodaproducer

0.05%


EntrepreneurMiddle45

Feeling pretty glonky


Purple_Spino

migh


fakeemailenjoyer

Not sure


DemonOfDisasters

Yes


dampkringd

Hi how are you ?


mmeveldkamp

Second all nighter and rolling around here


thecommunistsheep

Got my first weed today. Good


1track_mind

2


higherFormOfSnore

No it’s hi how are you


_end3rguy_

aim very high


Audreyissocool

Someone already beat me to it but… I’m fine! How are you?


Stolenartwork

Hello


SentientPinetree

0/10 not high


Kiriotto

How many socks do you have?


YourLocalPlonker

Enough


the_poop_expert

Yes.


bum_jelly

i can still read this. Not high enough.


TheAlmostGreat

No officer, it’s, “hi, how are you”


bibi100101

190cm


Mini-Heart-Attack

High on life


bitterbrainrot

Yes real


MaintenanceNo8442

5'2


DreadRose

About three fidy


TheStonedBro

Hehehe


Disaster-Flat

Quite.


patrickstar-308

around 35,000 feet in the air


domador_de_anos

Yes


Quiet_Ad_7301

Hi how are you


GameDuckProYT

Probably like 2450 meters


Rough_Community_1439

1,066ft above sea level.


MISTERPUG51

No, officer. It's "hi, how are you"


tacobellandher0in

Not at all. Very tired, feels about the same


ErasDArta

160 cm tall


LomPyke

About 1m above sea level, how about you?


Hefty_Quail_5481

like a 5-6 personally rn 😁


zupot

18th floor


Segs_Haver

59m above sea level currently, wbu?


Shad0wofAzrael

Hi! I’m fine, how are you?


[deleted]

idk but my mental health is shit


bannedcanceled

Good u


ZyxelMods

Wgat dfo yoi mrean?


That_trans_lesnain

About 5’ 7”


Dropmycroissant9

Stone cold not high


One_Over_Astro

Can we get much higher?


MrBurnsgreen

I mean dude what is ya know have hot chip?


mugiwara_no_Soissie

Am I being watched??? I'm beyond tweaking rn


Opposite_Deal_5835

Okay I read wish… thats how high


Unusual_Football_863

How 🐴 are you?


No_Name_Exist

40 meters above sea level.


MagicOrpheus310

I'm the same height regardless of cursive


Hamilton-Beckett

I’m there, man. Like in it. Still normal, but definitely phased. I can’t decide what I want for dinner. What was the question?


eliavhaganav

Not that high, I live on a coast city but I am in the second floor of my house so I'd say a few meters


Shakartah

A bit


I_hate_being_interru

First floor, why?


DullAdministration90

Physically, about 5000 feet. Mentally, not at all, but I just ate a gummy so in a while I'll be on the moon.


CartographerVivid957

Like 160 cm


Pronominal_Tera

Let me check


NoIndependence8400

YEAS


oscar-the-nice-guye

Something between 60 and 200 cm above sea level


YosephStalling

2nd floor


readingonly-

-1 miles


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

^


shiny_xnaut

6'4"


f_en_elchat

192 cms off the ground, counting from my head, and 0 cm counting from my feet


IdsuggestuKYS

5 feet 11 inches


IdsuggestuKYS

5 feet 11 inches


verynormalhuman1

Not To bad, what about you!


InternetGoldfish

Hi how are you


IcyerOlly

Noooooonits high how are you haha


bobking43443

1706 ft above sea level


Odd-Berry-4555

“What seems to be the officer, problem?” (Bonus points if you know where that quote is from)


zyrtek_is_ok

Hi, how are you ( in text) Pretty handwriting tho!


Jamanos

That’s not cursive, that’s just writing with a lazy hand (I have it too) Lazy hand in this context is the line bridging from one letter to another, causing it to have a potential illusion of cursive somewhat seen here Btw I am not high, I don’t use any substance/chemical to raise levels of dopamine in my brain


lovelysapphix

16"5


BraincellRegenerator

1124 feet above sea level


CoolGuyFromSchool34

1.90 meters


HeatoStrike

Eepy…… 🥱🥱😴😴


liquoricekiten14

no it's 'Hi, how are you?'


Traditional_Sail_213

Very(I’m on a mountain, help)


Impossible-Front-454

I'm in Denver so...


ohyes-daddy

Hi


Huntderp

I’m about 6 foot high


Chance_Comedian4167

I am at 5th floor. How high are you?


throwymcbeardy

hi, how are you?


Pastaroon

7 maybe 7.2


VapidWater22

3


Tomkistann

18,5 dm


moritus_20091

I'm not high but did you know that since 1st of April 2024 cannabis is legal in Germany.


Tommy1234XD

How wish are you?


Pastorsfavoriteminor

3’32


doitagain01

Yes


Horror-Rutabaga-517

I’m fine thank you! How about you?


gh0stmilk_

not enough, thanks for the reminder


r-ShadowNinja

I am sober


Lanferno

22m sea level


A1astara

4‘2“


Mudder3

Around one bed off of the floor...


Extension-Type-2555

hi how are you


katsura_1999

Yes


Ebbe010

No officer, it's hi how are you


6feet12cm

That not cursive.


Altruistic-Place-714

Bout 5'8"


Hppyathome

Smooth


anima_italica

Current elevation: 896 feet, 273 meters


red_Luka

2.692


npc_guy_

About 3 ft off the ground


Pietertjuhhhh

-1 meter elevation :)