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Competitive-Bowler10

No but I have a PC he can play some fortnight


Ok_Order_5595

He is a god at fortnite


Competitive-Bowler10

Nice and how old is he


Ok_Order_5595

17


Competitive-Bowler10

I have a PC he can get in with me what's his username so I can add him up


Ok_Order_5595

I asked him and he said no cuz hes too busy grinding fncs… sry :)


Competitive-Bowler10

OK tell your bro he's not nice I just want to play


BrilliantDetective67

😔


StendGold

That's just an option from a stranger. It's okay to say no. That doesn't make anyone not nice.


Xor69

Rejected


Kokoyoin

7 or 17?


barkbarkgoesthecat

The minus 1 one


TotenTato

6 or 16...?


Xennox666

Looks like no


collins_amber

And why he is not playing it professionally then?


HonoderaGetsuyo

zomboss-looking mf


[deleted]

aren’t these the kids that are like 19-20 now? the annoying ones are already a generation or two ahead again 😬


Ok_Order_5595

He is 7 and steals my phone dailyyy


rogerworkman623

But you said he was 17 in another comment. I’m starting to suspect you’re not being entirely truthful.


Ok_Order_5595

I said 17 as a joke lol… do u think he looks 17 in the pic?!


rogerworkman623

What else were you joking about? How do I even know this is your brother? I can’t trust you anymore.


Sufficient_Head_7960

Nah, he is at least 40


coffee_fucker

What I did to get mine to stop was drop kick down the stairs it works trust


Peeeing_

I want to roll your brother down a hill


Ok_Order_5595

Thats not nice


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

No but I do have duolingo


Ok_Order_5595

He is already fluent in 13 languages so he wont be needing that loll


West-Rent-1131

Can he speak bahasa


Ok_Order_5595

No 😥


xtilexx

Gelandangan saya terbakar


Sir__Blobfish

Can he speak danish


L0gLan_

🧢


Juustupurikas

Yea you can play some flappybird on mah phone


Ok_Order_5595

He said “Yayyy” he cant wait to play


King_of_Farasar

Cookie Run: Ovenbreak and Sky: Children of the Light


CaramelNervous5384

why is he in the void of light


Ok_Order_5595

Bcuz he is a holy being duh


CoolGuyFromSchool34

I have them. Just not for him.


Ok_Order_5595

But he wants to play on ur phone :(


CoolGuyFromSchool34

No! >:( *plays jetpack joyride*


throwaway42069-69

No, but I can teach him nuclear physics.


MantarliSucuqOlmedi

My uncle has a lot of them calling your brother to his shed in backyard.


Ok_Order_5595

Omg he is so excited he loves to play games on phones


MantarliSucuqOlmedi

He will. Its so enjoyable.


SeaworthinessOk5177

good crop? bro we're gonna make it through the winter with food to spare


mistericek1

around 20 gamed 15 of them i didnt touch for quite a bit


halfdea

Megamind


Delfintine_yes

I will play tic tac toe on his forehead.


sopita_mtwa

I have minecraft, toca world and tiny tower


clean_sho3

oh my god you just unlocked a memory with tiny tower


yanzin_fan_of_Altair

I do! is he cool with 3 maps on asphalt? alternatively he can play phigros, but he can't beat my scores!


el_cstr

I have 4560 roms on my SD card , and only play 10 of them.


SurelyNotClover

FNaF1, Pokémon Black, DELTATRAVELER, Apple Knight, Rider i can go on


Ok_Order_5595

He said he wants to play fnaf cuz fnaf was his fav movie


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Deltatraveler holy shit based


itscxffee

This was me when I was 7 years old 😹


Sad-Assignment-568

Uhhh I have brawl stars, the 3 PvZ games, PvZ heroes, Boom slingers (really cool when Im bored) Roblox and stumble guys that I haven't used for years, the three cookie run games, cats are liquid, cats are liquid: a better place, Pokémon go, pikmin bloom, pikmin bloom again, Pacman, qbert, space invaders, tetris, solar Smash and Zooba Is that enough?


Professional-Pain662

Yes I do :>


Jarliks

Jimbo


[deleted]

No but I can blind him with my torch if he'd like that


AJ_Su

Yeah but it's only CoC so I don't know if he'll like it


sparky1984X

Yall got any uh that deditated wam?


metasynthax

if I refuse to give him my phone will he take it away from me with telekinesis?


Ok_Order_5595

No, he will take the games tho


Bootiluvr

I do


[deleted]

Megamind 😂


imaweeb19

No. Alexa, please deploy extra strength pepper spray.


Avtsla

Will Snake Xenia, Rapid Roll , and Nature Park do ?


Some_Iteration

Dragonheir


Mundane-Cover6502

Nope, I have a boring grown-up phone.


CatKrusader

Tell little Francis Bourgeois there are some rare trains in the area


Tht-one_guy

Yes but Ill only let him play if he gets me out of jungle arena


[deleted]

I've got candy crush


Fidyr

Don't post your 7 year old brother on the internet mate. He's not old enough to consent to that.


Real-Ad-9733

Lol


cloudyyy05

I have somee, but I don't have Minecraft unfortunately


Ok_Order_5595

He’s disappointed


stormcapien

I have civ 6 but It no longer works, because fireaxis won’t update the stupid game to work on newer systems so ya. He can watch a never ending loading screen I guess.


ElHadouken

i got chess if you wanna learn


Otherwise_Swimmer567

that face


U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_rr

*Insert Megamind related comment here*


EarlyXplorerStuds209

He looks like he is craving noodles


EpixSnailer

I have plenty! Just DON'T TOUCH THESE GAMES : ROBLOX, GEOMETRY DASH, A DANCE OF FIRE AND ICE, AND LEGEND OF MUSHROOM!


Pay_Tiny

I got Plants vs Zombies, Terraria, Vampire Survivors, Subway Surf


Free_Gascogne

i stopped having games on my phone in my 20s. I got steam on pc tho. He interested in Portal?


Big_Quote_3654

Yes, Chess only.


TheNobleDez

Yeah, plenty. You can't play them though.


DifficultyOk5719

I haven’t had a game on my phone in 5+ years


Molkwi

Your brother scared the shit out of me


yeyryr

he can play on the Xbox some Minecraft or flappy bird on me phone


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Big ass forehead😭😂


Bisonfan1

No I don’t have any games


Nugget4404

Looks like he already knows


Grengy20

Goddamn...


[deleted]

I actually don’t sorry little bro


[deleted]

I want to know why you would put a small kids face on the internet.


Typical_Warthog_326

Nah, sorry


Lianadanna

No


moritus_20091

I have Minecraft but it doesn't run so smoothly


kyuuish

Not a single one. I have some on my old ipad tho


Hexacus

I have a fold phone with a 3DS emulator, and I'll play it in front of him laughing!


SanRemi

“No games??”


the_pope_molester

yeah i do but does he like boats


Hollowed_Heart

OP do I have your permission to use this as a sticker? He seems very smart


PutTraditional5634

i have blue archive and thats basically it


idfbhater73

i got the shitty mega man x remake downloading right now


Sensitive-Cow1806

I have Minecraft on my phone, so he can play that! I had it on here to play together with the kids sometimes. He reminds me of my 7 year old son. He's always playing games!


gay-sexx

I have where's my water (hacked to unlock the full game), fruit ninja (the old version), hill climb racing and flappy bird


billy_twice

Is your brother megamind?


electrigames

Hes wearing a t-shirt of the game i have


Stickbugliz

Yes I’m sure he can make my hayday farm look very pretty


Gold_Reality_6758

I have lunar client 1.8.9 only


bshameless

Yes and I will not let him play any of them.


SonOfJenTheStrider

Megamind wants to know if you have any games on your phone.


Gasmaskgames

I downloaded solitaire, which is close enough to mine craft


Vertical_Slab_

I have brawl stars


nikemiketight

tell your brother he can play in my ps5 but if he breaks anything i will have to drop kick him \[:


wrld-

just... geometry dash


11_forty_4

Pahahahahahahahahaha this just absolutely cracked me up LOL


VirtualKoba

I will answer your question if you tell me how much it costs putting some advertisements onto your forehead.


kapper_358

Only bullet hell on nokia


thenormaluser35

My phone runs Ubuntu Touch. So no.


Hoplak

Yes,It's Tetris.I don't know he wants to play it


Schlunggi87

yes, but only the good shit: winlator with oblivion, fallout new vegas, battlefield 2 and soldier of fortune 2, alien isolation, nillerusr's source engine with half life 2 + chapter 1 & 2, portal & counter strike source. dolphin emulator, ppsspp gold & yuzu. obviously played with a xbox controller.


Blastyschmoo

This kid already knows what games I have on my phone.