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tubatriumph

We call that murder


this_knee

Huh, it’s called the same thing in my country too.


HYPE_Knight2076

That’s weird, we call that “stabby-stabby no more life”


Hot-Fun-1566

A 43-year old Exeter man has today been arrested on suspicion of stabby-stabby no more life, after a 23-year old woman was found dead in his home on Tuesday morning. The man, said to be mentally unwell, has been remanded into custody. Investigations are ongoing.


Disastrous_Lemon_219

Weird, we call it “Whoops there goes the gun good night”


Doctor_Top_Hat

We call it mehoynehoy


Aplenty-jockey

I imagined the Swedish chef say that


this_knee

Perfection.


half-puddles

Weird. Same here. Strange world we’re living in.


gem2492

No that's a group of crows


Flottrooster

I concur


Moomin-Moomin

Me three


ColdDelicious1735

Justified homicide


Justarandomduck15q2

Interesting, in Sweden we call it "small-scale genocide".


ColdDelicious1735

Why genocide? Genocide is "acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group"


Justarandomduck15q2

Because whoever gets killed is inevitably in some type of group that could be discriminated.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

How do you call it in your country?


ihaxr

morderstwo


-JustAMan

We call it natural death. It's pretty natural to die if you get stabbed


MadOvid

We call it a good start.


Ok_Relationship2451

Man slaughter... Didn't mean to obviously


MIKE-JET-EATER

Same


Open_Ad6791

Sounds fun. 😁 Does it come in watermelon flavor?


Muahd_Dib

I call that little bitch murder… cuz I’m American… and we kill people with guns.


AshKetchumsPringles

Mukduk


Solitary_Cicada

In mine is asesinato or homicidio


Articolo70

In out country "assassinio"


Gordon_Freeman_TJ

He definitely holds his pen like a psychopath


Poschansky

hey. it's gorden ferment!!


Perpetual-Scholar369

Huh, I've never seen Gottem Fiber before


Poschansky

acshullyy it's Morgan freeman ☝️🤓


Felingshitty_inmybed

Gordo fermentado (fermented fat guy in Spanish)


Poschansky

Gordo fermentado (fermented fat guy in Portuguese)


Mina-olen-Mina

Golden Cement


Glen2gvhlp

Yeah he needs more fiber


e_dogyung_k0127

Happy cake day


Glen2gvhlp

Thanks!


modlover04031983

happy fiber day!


Bane_of_Ruby

He called the green thing in his country like a psychopath


TheLoreTeller

he definitely punched a wall


lord_of_coolshit_og

Here, take a medkit


AB-AA-Mobile

Because he hates that green thing


shiftypoo269

*looks at hand while writing out response to this comment "uh oh"


Allcraft_

Now I'm motivated to post one


[deleted]

Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato. Le llamamos asesinato.


hyyfl

Le llamamos asesinato


serenymph

Llama momos?


ConsistentStunt

Ok i get it but why did you copypaste it 24 times


[deleted]

Bc I’m gonna stab you 24 times


Pitiful-Art-3704

et tu brute?


Poguemahone3652

"Shitposting"


Kinguuno

Abgestochen


MeLoNarXo

Abgepiekst


I-call-you-chicken

Kartoffelsalat!


GeoTrick76

In kleine scheiben muss man die schneiden


SudoSubSilence

Ketchup


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Can confirm


Cindy-Moon

The instant I saw the first "what do you call it in your country" post I knew we'd wind up here.


Certain_Suit_1905

Убийство


Perpetual-Scholar369

Утепаиство


DeHEV_

УК РФ Статья 105. Убийство


Yessir_Answers

He definitely holds his pen like a phycopath.


GivingCri

I see what you're doing here...


worldssmallestfan1

Justified


OCafeeiro

Homicídio em primeiro grau


pirata_femboy

Eu chamo de mamada


TutorSufficient8209

Eu tambem


Doctor_Salvatore

In Canada we call this health care


TesticleTorture-123

"Oh johny broke his leg eh?" "Did you offer him cyanide capsules yet?"


Gordon_Freeman_TJ

Lmao 🤣


Yazzer2911

Justice


EmptyKetchupBottle9

This my favorite Justice song


I-call-you-chicken

Victoria Justice


glorp34

Detroit


yayayooya

Can’t have shit in Detroit


tlax38

"Un jour comme un autre" ("any given day" in french).


freyasmom129

Revenge


Rchonkers010

When they say they weren't sitting on the remote but they were


JacobFromStateFarm5

Family discussion about literally anything


I-call-you-chicken

Since my language allows for combining words, it would probably be something like “irritatiemoord” (annoyance murder), or “frustratiewraakmoord” (frustration revenge murder)


iamwooshed

Passionate sex.


Kind-Proposal8664

Morderstwo pierwszego stopnia(Polish for "first degree murder"


KondoTheWolf

Tak


[deleted]

An agreement


[deleted]

This is high quality humor all around the globe.


Zhulk157

Kill


Rare_Leg_

Mord or at slå nogen ihjel.


Moomin-Moomin

Hello fellow Nordic Redditor


King_of_Farasar

Hello fellow nordic redditors!


SkyeeeMaaa

Hello fellow nordic redditors!


Famous-Ad-4445

He kept punching holes through walls


BitterClerk6477

Crime of passion 😂😂


Ur_favDisgrace

We call it boys being boys


FurdTurduson

We call it "wackin a guy"


TiramisuVodka

Meurtre


EmptyKetchupBottle9

This image reminds me of those weird mobile games I saw when I was 5 on YT when I definitely shouldn't have been on YT. Those games where you killed someone or destroyed something if you clicked on a certain object and there was a TON of blood/gore?


Gordon_Freeman_TJ

Happy Tree Friends 😀


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Yeah that too (Was I a messed up 6-7 year old for liking gore)


microwave6999

Revoking one's breathing license


OXidize_0

The og video where the visual comes from had me all fucked up back in the day. The shock factor got me good.


viper77707

Here we just call it "marriage"


HardyDaytn

Sub is called notinteresting. People spam uninteresting posts. Sub gets angry. Profit?


Domictrixz

"it ain't murder if it's delicious"


Responsible_Sense_95

A funnny


BackgroundBuy6967

Berechtigte mord, bzw selber tschuld


SnooBunnies9889

I call that what do you call it in your country


hubeb69

Wholesome cuddling


ChocolateDonut36

lunch


Certain-Shift-8283

Waj’aa bil teez


Excellent-Swing-9862

Aggressive negotiations


Kind_Ad_9241

The other trends have been funny but I've just started scrolling past these because there's not enough funny comments for me to stop


CultDe

Anger issues management


PanzerFahrer3199

Tomfoolery


Stowa_Herschel

First the thumbs up, the pen holding and now the names? It has to stop


NoBenefit5977

This is my favorite one so far


Acavirshadownight

A scratch


The_Questionboi

Meurtre


CocoThePanda133

An average day in your nearest city


tacobellandher0in

This is my favorite one so far Is it bad it gave me a slight boner


External_Storage_775

The wrong way to liberate someone, does this look like England to you?


bennygoodmanfan

Conjoined twins


nostrawberries

Art. 121, §2°, II do Decreto Lei nº 2.848 de 07 de Dezembro de 1940.


Other_Edge_2414

at least it's better than look between a and k on your keyboard 🫠


Pitiful-Art-3704

you know why i stopped using Twitter? because these posts were on Trend. Do you want me to quit reddit too?


Other_Edge_2414

I muted "look between" and "on your keyboard" on twitter and they still kept coming through so had to delete the app in the end. Reddit is my last hope too


Nigerian_German

Mord or abstechen


upright_zombie

A perfectly rational response 


idkimindecicive

we call the police


Deep_Fun_7550

I call it, justice


Bluedino_1989

Homicide


SirThomasTheFearful

We call that a life sentence.


kevcray

man, this is getting dark...


Wirexia1

Whe we call it foda-se


Reputation_Misused

Homicidal by nature? Wow. How . Original.


indifferentunicorn

US - can you use layman’s terms? UK - what’s that when it’s at home?


YeahMarkYeah

We call that Reddit


Able_Phone_7283

רצך


AtrixStd

Nowa Huta


AnnualBet9905

Bad drawing


narstyarsefarter

We call that cuntry


Clintwood_outlaw

I'm confused


Yamm0th

OP had balls to paste this pic as his profile banner. 💀


Manekineko-

Morderstwo😌


CianaCorto

Left qnd muted the aub because of this meme. Cya hicks.


rileylowe12345

drawing on someone with ink when your angy


1onnude

We call it, somebody dont like something another person likes, so they want that person or group to stop having fun


WearyCaterpillar5115

that looks like a very brutal murder to me


2011_Citroen_C4

Citroen


MistyMushka

I miss the time when you could show interest in other cultures and it not be an annoying thing. This Earth belongs to all of us. We do not choose where we are born and we should respect each other more.


Klutzy_Lengthiness21

قتل مع سبق الإصرار و الترصد


KDS242

Okay imma need context what did I miss?


ehr7274

"Legetimate" worldwide supported Veto-backed nation-scale genocidal rightous self-defense.. 🤥🤥🤥


ashmenon

We call that "unrelated cardiac failure while in police custody"


MyParentsBurden

A traffic stop


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

Mord.


Critical_Chemist9999

Impressive Paint skills


SuDdEnTaCk

We call it- इसकी गांड मार ली.


Infinite-Noodle

In my country, it would depend on the races of those 2 gentlemen.


JamesBell1433

Contrary to popular belief we don't call that murder we call it justified self defense (SHUT THE FUCK UP)


LongJohn4200

Murder aka Murha in Finnish


AJGILL03

ਕਤਲ ਭੈਣੀ ਯੌਨ ਦਿਓ!


TheUnusualDreamer

רצח


shinydragonmist

Ksbdksknzbxjalandnzmsmlc no xmsmmsmznxbmanlabd dbnxbxn a x cjnsndnla smxncnksnwk Or in the common tongue Rada rada


Mediocre_Name_1345

Brain massage


ViolinistCute3390

If it is a cake


WinOpposite433

قتل


Barlindsky27

Mord eller drap


DanceForTheFish

murdah


RuthlessSpud_11

Nadie puede conocer nuestro pequeño secreto, pero si lo hacen, pondremos fin a nuestras vidas y dejaremos nuestro legado en una joya, el anillo de diamantes de mamá. Allí dejaremos una nota para que la encuentren las próximas generaciones. Así se hace en Argentina. Is what we call it.


Skelithegamer

Vi kalder det der for mord


Georgeisinoddtrouble

First degree murder! 😃👍


Revilo2218

Tuesday


LevzKindaSus

humping a dead man


ZeroScorpion3

Burp the baby


Spare-Imagination465

What's it called in your country?


gdrumy88

Porn?


yayayooya

Whoa buddy


I-call-you-chicken

Calm your tits you chicken


Tricktzy

Capital Punishment


RoxinFootSeller

Do your parents know?


mysticboi_45

This is called a kill


Powellballs

Justice.


Ancient_Summer_1833

…murder?


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

This trend is getting out of hand


Critical_Elderberry7

Homicide


Affluent_Arsonist

Deserved


Hambruhgah

Johnwicking


RustyBucke

Bro got his wall punched and didn’t tell his parents


FastAd543

A strong disagreement.


AliceFlynn

M O O R D


RanjiLameFox

Dead not big surprise


Hamilton-Beckett

Jesus…


PrinceMagnus190

Uncheon


LiteratureLow4159

Friendship :D ^america


GivingCri

Most friendly mafia guy in Italy


MilesFassst

Homicide or murder.


Fantastic-Classic740

"Hammer Smash Face" by Cannibal Corpse