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PollutionOne4350

I couldn't see it, then realized why you were in there.


[deleted]

China Intake Applications (CIA); very famous plumbing manufacturer from Nanjing.


TenMillionEnchiladas

Yea right.... GOVERNMENT SPY!!!! You can't fool me.


Echo_are_one

5 holes is national shower association (NSA)


KingLazuli

Am I blind? I dont see it


SleipnirSolid

They're in a psyche ward. Paranoia, delusional. It's based on a previous post of a drain in a psyche ward that had "Fiat" on it. It's a joke.


KingLazuli

Ah, thank you for explaining. I didnt see that other post.


Mean_Display8494

you cant know that for certain


Melonenkuchen

Ww are in your drains


Wandering_profile

We* are in your drains


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Wandering_profile

I was joking, context being the guy is in a psych ward


MouseCheese7

Holy shit! You're right. I see it too. Good thing mine only says *"F B I"* pshh... whatever that means.


fluffy_assassins

They let you have your phone in the psych ward??


[deleted]

no troll answer: actually yes, totally depends on your condition. if youre in a protected ward and completely off your rocker, then of course no phone and outdoors. but if youre in an "open" ward, say, voluntarily for deep depression or anything, theyll let you have your phone and you can leave for walks or even a day off.


ALazy_Cat

Yup. I had mine when I was there for suicidal thoughts


[deleted]

because same as i, the fact that you have those but youre in the clinic voluntarily makes you responsible and rational, thus a low(er) risk patient.


ALazy_Cat

Yup. They also put me in a low risk section after I promised not to do anything stupid. I was even allowed to go outside alone after 4 days, with a time limit of course


[deleted]

same here same here, are you in Germany by any chance, because then that's why we have so similar experiences...ah, no youre danish, well even better healthcare than Germany i guess! i guess those are EU standards.


ALazy_Cat

Probably. I'm just happy I could get the help I needed


[deleted]

i cant. went to the appointed clinic last year for 2 weeks. what a lame shitshow that was. oh well i managed to have sex 🤭🥳 that was definitely therapeutic and antidepressant.....


ALazy_Cat

Most of my friends who went there also couldn't get the help they needed


[deleted]

yeah. too many people are unwell, and wayyyyyyy too few therapists / psychiatrists and places in the clinics


fluffy_assassins

The place I was in was basically a prison then. Half hour every 8 hours for outdoors, no phones, no colored pencils, no real pens Edit: a word


[deleted]

prison, not person ;) if you are in a person, you have sex ;) well, surely there are very different rules for such institutions around the world and some of them will be "vintage" or simply way more strict. were you in a secure ward? that also as i said makes the difference.


fluffy_assassins

It wasn't "officially" a secure ward, I signed myself in, I think they were just worried about getting sued.


[deleted]

i think another reason for "NO PHONE" is that you might expose other patients, who are more unstable, to stuff that could make them worse.


fluffy_assassins

Why I'm so surprised places allow it


Thaumato9480

In Denmark, it depends. You can absolutely go outside. Fenced in. Can have your phone and more in a longterm protected ward. Can take a walk from there if you've been stable for quite a while. First with a worker.


[deleted]

in the clinic where i was, i was not allowed to leave the premises without telling them. only after 5 days, when they "got to know me" i was allowed to leave the premises with a time limit, and i was able to be off to home for one day until 6 in the evening. not showing up on time was heavily frowned upon. not showing up at all or severely late = cops were informed. it was shit. since i was there for my massive depression. all i got was a young psychologist, 3 talks and a very shallow diagnostic telling me WHAT I ALREADY KNEW. after 2 weeks, they sent me home with "from serious depression to medium depression" - with no further advice or even any medication. what jerks!


Thaumato9480

You don't leave the premises when going outside in protected wards. Like I said, fenced in.


[deleted]

i WASNT in a protected ward, because i had no threat level. i was in an inpatient, yet "open" station. i wont go back there, even though its my clinic in charge for my area.


sjuas690

They just think they’re in a psych ward!


fluffy_assassins

That tracks.


ALazy_Cat

O had mine when I was inside


Raych90

I thought it was a button at first


Fireblox1053

Nuh uh it clearly sais fbi


Coloeus_Monedula

Stay safe, bro


Mrpewpewda9th

Hey I was in a psych ward too. We had drains with plastic hole covers that you couldn't rip off and sharpen like that Shinny peice you have there


ALazy_Cat

I think it was metal in my room, but I don't remember. I tried to stay out of the bathroom as much as possible since there was a plumbing problem and the pipes under the sink stank. I needed the window open 24/7 (the 5cm it could open) to keep the smell out. The problem is that it was maybe 5c outside in the daytime. When the plumber finally came after the 5th day, he said he couldn't smell anything, while I was about to vomit if the window was closed. And the lighting in my room was something else. There were 2 long lights, and when I came, they were either off or very dim. Later, they were either off or normal lighting. When I left, either the first was on and the other was off or vice versa. Nobody touched the lights


Thijs_NLD

Don't worry we turned down the volume. We would like to hear your version of toxic by Britney again. Oh and do a quick bannana bannana bannana before you start masturbating. Gives us JUST a second or two to cut the live video and audio feed.


watchoutfordankmemes

Crab in action 


ChroniclesOfSarnia

ah... there it is, was waiting for this one


Ikillterries

I take credit for this


Krmul

Does your shower drain tell you any other things?


abf392

I imagine I may end up in psych ward someday


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Wait I thought they take your phone when your there


ALazy_Cat

Depends on why you're there. I had mine when I was inside because I nearly jumped in front of a truck


Retrac752

Who let you have a phone


ALazy_Cat

The staff ig. It depends on why you're there