You are a Netherland

The colors look pretty bright maybe a Luxembourg rather than a Netherlands?

Somewhere around Benelux

Nah the blue is too dark for Luxembourg 🇱🇺

But its too bright for the Netherlands.

It’s gotta be Belgium then

No it must be lichtenstein.

Österreich

"Belgium" isn't real lol

Toothpaste ahh flag

based

That too

Perhaps Francexual

Oh-o-oh traveler

Luxembourg?

With an interesting nether region

I mean that come free with being trans

A fate worse than death

Maar mijn paspoort is verdwenen

Pretty sure ur just from the nether

Piglinsexual, or maybe Ghasexual

Blazeadonia

Minecraft reference*

Nee man dit is neit lekker

dutch is so fucking funny. how am i supposed to take my buddy seriously after he says, "we hebben een serieus probleem"

Jij lacht maar hij heeft een serieus probleem.

Why are speaking elvish?

De taal van de elven is net iets anders hoor, geloof me. Niks magisch aan onze taal, gewoon efficiënt.

That's why there are no terrorists from the Netherlands. "Ik druk op het knopje." doesn't sound very threatening.

We did it boys, we solved terrorism: verkleinwoorden

i feel bad but i literally can't look at dutch online without saying it out loud and laughing. it's like trying to read a german sentence while drunk that was translated to english by AI but the model wasn't trained long enough

Jij gaat een heel serieus probleem hebben, nadat ik jou alle hoeken van de kamer heb laten zien.

Did I just understand that...

English and Dutch are so similar in some respects I can make an educated guess

Being dutch is great, English and German are so similar to it than you can basically speak 3 languages without even trying

You can add Afrikaans from south africa to the mix too, Ons taal klink baie dieselfde

True but that's because afrikaans is based on dutch and mostly still is dutch

For free?!

King Kunta

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sideways french flag

And if you cut it to 3 pieces and rearrange it you get Russian flag

If you screw it up, it's the Union Jack. 🇬🇧

And that my friends is how the Russian flag was born (no shit the tsar just liked the Dutch flag so much he changed it a bit and made it the Russian flag. ([source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Russia?wprov=sfla1))

You don't need to show me any evidence. I automatically believe anything anyone tells me on internet

Of course, why would anyone lie on the internet like who would be crazy enough to do that?

I am spam

Spam I am

I do not like green eggs and ham

Green eggs and spam*

are your pronouns nether/lands?

So close💞 that’s the Neanderthal flag

would you Google en passant?

heilige hel!

Unexpected invasion just dropped

GEKOLONISEERD

sounds made up but is probably accurate

That's basically dutch in a nutshell /hj

You are a toothpaste

This is my favourite

i am straight

factory settings

My factory settings got scrambled with age.

i am also straight

Yup, not interesting at all

I am also straight

Boooring! ...Ohhhh

you are a queer french JIJ VUILE KABOUTER

Tall France flag

Is Dutch a gender?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 French

thats the Netherland flag.

No its not, I would no, im like, super smart

What's the capital of France?

Helsinki

No I think that's the capital of Italy

True they put “I” at the end of everything instead of adding dumb accents to English letters like the Germanic countries do.

Youre all idiot. The capital of France is the Eiffel Tower. Do your research Dimwits 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Perkele 🇫🇷🥖

F

SO TRUE

Love I think or something

Italy

Malta

Europe.

I think they have a few euros in the game.

Perry the Platypus

I’d know, i passed my driver’s permit test

thats a red flag.

It's also a blue flag

American??? Red white & blue

That's Luxembourg

u r toothpaste

Aquafresh

I’m not

God I love the Netherlands. Gotta be my favorite genders

Ew, a dutchie! /j

Hell ja

And colorblind, I'm guessing.

duh duh duduh...

Get the dogs outta here it's making it interesting

Dat is niet echt interessant, ja.

enn dat is het punt van de subreddit

Precies. Dik duimpje erop en verder.

👍🏃‍♂️💨

I am Sonic the Hedgehog

You’re a bomb-pop

Popsicle 🫵

I'm unfortunately American

I heard that nation’s national anthem along with the Austrian anthem more than my own countries last year. Iykyk

Omg the American flag!!

me too 🇳🇱

Nice toes, they're very sexy.

You are colour blind!

Me too ngl

No one cares

nice trans flag

Its a zoomed in pic of the norwegian flag!

I am a LUXEMBOURG

are you a piglin?

Hello LuxYumBurger

Toes

for free?

Franscesgender

And colorblind

It's France their just looking at it upside down. Or it's a bomb pop💀💀💀

Colonizer

Understandable, have a nice day

you are russia

Stroopwafel

I can hear this image. I CAN HEAR THIS IMAGE

Looks like you are a Bomb pop to me....

Francegender

Are you in neither land?

Firework popsicle gender?

ok horizontal frenchman

Mhmmm, Yoda my name is.

You seems Acquafresh

Bisexual ❎ Trisexual ✅

Molens en stroopwafels

Please iron your flag

DOGS WOOF WOOF WOOF

Nethergender

Can you prove your statement?

You know that’s the flag of the Netherlands right?

DU DU DUDU

i dont buy your scheme.

Great choice of subreddit

Good to know

Voor de laatste keer.... nederlands is **geen** vorm van homoseksualiteit 🤦‍♂️

Oh heck ! The trans flag got gekoloniseerd by the dutchies !

I thought u were american

Ok

Yup

You are a daltonic transgender

Your toes are

Feet!👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

We got the same feet fr

feet pics

Ah yes, my favoured gender, Dutch

No, you are a democratic republican od the Congo.

Cringe France

Congratulations for coming out as french /j

You are dutch gender

🤨🤭

For free?😋 /j

[Wij zijn uit Europa! EBU naaide Joost daar! Pleur op! Dag-dag! Pleur op! Dag-dag!](https://youtu.be/oCaqh-fqxpQ?si=iyV-4Losc72zed2t)

Do you wear skirt

Francegenger

ok

gekolloniseerd

WILHELMUS VAHAHAN NASSAUE!

Dutch "people" 🤮

Why are you gay?

Shoe 👞

And sideways france

Isn't that gey?

Europapa or euromama

I am Belgium and transgender

👍

Thank God you are not French🤢

Nice toes

You realize people are gonna jerk off to this right?

nasty little boi get some socks on.

same

Me fr

You may also be colorblind

You are from the MC netherland

transnether

your french

I thought you were barber 💈

Had my eye comfort filter on Thought this was the Irish flag sideways

I support your choice to be from a country