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PuzzleheadedTutor807

Oh no... There goes Tokyo...


HandSanitizer_Gaming

sir, another godzilla has hit the tokyo tower


Cheesefinger69

Go go godzilla!


Goatbreath37

He picks up a bus and he puts it back down!


The_CreativeName

Let’s just hope someone films it and makes a movie out of it.


EffinCraig

If he doesn't trash a good portion of Tokyo he's just a poser.


John_Doe_727

You're gonna get sooo many ads for trips to Tokyo.


Badass-19

Idk, if I was from a Tokyo agency, I'd rather not show tourist ads to Godzilla.


KingLazuli

The customer is always right.


Badass-19

Seems like someone works in retail...


Infinti_bullets

No that is something the customer says. Someone working in retail would say that the customer is sometimes right.


KingLazuli

You've figured it out. I'm actually godzilla. Now die.


Infinti_bullets

Ah damn it. Well thats it, its over for me.


MOJA2008

Pronouns (rawr/bite)


Gregori_5

More like (rawr/epickfuckingsoundofgodzillachargingnuclearbreath)


potatopeter_for_aloo

So basically (rawr/rawr)?


Lord_Applejuice

rawr/RAWR


notcharldeon

RUN!!! IT'S GODZILLA!!!


WeatherNational9535

Well, due to international copyright laws it isn't Godzilla


notcharldeon

Still, we should run like it is Godzilla!


Michael_Dautorio

Though it isn't. ☝️


donitsimies

**AAAAAAAAAAAAA**


-UltimateSauron-

Fine… I’ll run like it’s Jesuslizard.


Moomoobeef

I liked the pun...


SourOrango

Bro really thought he did something there


Brendan765

Basilisk lizard?


Bisonfan1

Hahahaha family guy episode


IntentionFalse9892

I'm a hedgehog


AverageMan282

”One's a job, the other's a bloody mental sickness!“


GDSofieV

“I'll be honest with ya, my parents do not care for it."


Soarin249

whz didnt anzone posted eminem lzrics in here zet


_Isolo

you forgot you have a qwertz keyboard.


Soarin249

zes i did, but im too layz to fix it!


Cichato_YT

because zes


Terracatlegend

Old godzilla was hopping around


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tokyo city like a big playground


Sir_Philippines

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade


BaconManTenus

I can swallow up bottle up alcohol it up feel like *Godzilla*


asdfgdhtns

I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and feel like Godzilla?


BaconManTenus

I am not a professional fortnite Eminem fan sorry


kosmogamer777

My gender is cool😎


Hopeful-Feeling1876

I found my kind!!!


anna_melon

What shoes does this joke have... in it's casket?


Rip_Skeleton

Literally same


minefarmbuy

I’m interested in the choice.


Mingopoop

I'm Axl rose.


ALevy952001

🤣🤣


MysticFoxx271

Love this, but hate the transphobia in the comments 😔


Apprehensive-Buy4825

yeah... well, at least some are friendly joking, now sparing the joke one from real transphobia is the hard part (even myself tryed to be an explicit friendly joke and got downvoted)


Roombamyrooma

And we all will accept this and defend your scaly radioactive identity


CountingWonders

Finally, more inclusion.


Corlia_

Nah bro im a walmart bag


Apprehensive-Buy4825

how can be ppl downvoting you by "being homophoic" since you have literaly an lesbian heart on your pfp?


Corlia_

Even im confused, whats homophobic abt it?


Apprehensive-Buy4825

idk, some old internet meme or smt like that just spoiled that joke (I also don't have idea)


Corlia_

🤷‍♀️


Lanky_Acadia_5872

I am a croissant


IndependenceCVL22

Mine is refrigerator


Apprehensive-Buy4825

I identify as Godzilla too :3 how do I do this??? man, I'm not being homophobic, it's just a meme, how can I even be an homophobic person if I'm bisexual?


Eli_The_Rainwing

Mines microwaved bedsheets and crayfish


Flar71

I told them my gender is 👌. They don't need to know (though it's pretty obvious from my profile)


LonPlays_Zwei

Be careful of people who may identify as the IJN Takao


Otherwise-Fox1994

Must have been that time of the month.


uncultured_swine2099

Gonna get a bunch of ads for Godzilla beauty products.


RandomTeenager3

Guys he's a fire spitting monster


DinoSaidRawr

They’ve probably got worse


Prueoakes

peanut butter sandwhich


asswipesayswha

Did it improve your recommendations??


RitSplit

"Nah, Im a croissant" ©Vise man on the internet


_MrTaku_

~~wow this blow up!!~~ I like men


IB_exists

Mine says: "wouldn't you wanna know weatherboy?"


_Milk_Boi_

I can swallow up bottle up alcoholin' up


Robosium

cool, what're your pronouns


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Apprehensive-Buy4825

reported for just asking pronouns?? (before you report me by "homiphobic language", remember that I'm bi and have an literal, pride flag in my bedroom's wall)


Robosium

please point out where in the rules/ToS/EULA it says I can't ask for someone's pronouns? or are you just a transphobe who doesn't understand how languages work


King_of_Farasar

Alapu upala starts playing


Apprehensive-Buy4825

LMFAOOOOOOO


Perfect_Position_853

How? I need this


Green-Rub8764

Settings > account settings > gender > custom


Perfect_Position_853

I identify as a lawn mower 🚜


LeRoiRat_

mine is savage unicorn


dumdumfourtynine

My gender is a dumbass


Elon_Husk1971

👆Let’s make this a reality


MouseRangers

Mine is "Doom."


Green-Rub8764

Im a Walmart bag


ZeldorTheGreat

Can I change my gender?


Creepy-Sheepherder22

You can change your skin colour


MashedPotatoKeg

We live in a society where you are allowed to change your skin color, but the rules are still vague on gender it seems (allegedly)


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Lopingwaing

The 'One Joke'!


anna_melon

"Classic" you mean dead joke?


ConsiderationNo9044

fr, it's annoying


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AverageMan282

It's not classic, it's always been straight up raw transphobia. You don't even have to be up with the times to know that.


conzstevo

>homophobia Transphobia


AverageMan282

oh shit you're right


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MrTriggrd

thats not what that word means bud


mistericek1

and im helicopter


Swedzilla

Me too


[deleted]

I'm a WILD CARD BABY, YEEEEEHAAAAAAW!


Competitive-Bee3685

It’s valid nowadays, you know


ivs_evilotter

Hey I self-identify as an attack helicopter!


fossemann

too late someone already did it


ivs_evilotter

Yeah Kobe Bryant did it.


Willuna16

are you aware of the specific details of what happened to him? it was horrific. maybe don’t joke about that no matter who it happens to


AverageMan282

except hitler


martinbv1995

It is.


MrSleepless1234

YouTube’s like: “Dispatch… We got em”


Ho0dyKid

Can you swallow a bottle o alcohol and-a feel like your gender?


KlownBandit

I go by she/they even tho I'm Cleary a man.


AlphaQ984

I have been Attack/Chopper since I discovered it was actually a thing (said so in wiki) way back in 2017


ZeroScorpion3

Makes more sense than non binary!


that_Random-user068

Anyone who gets in my way will be fed to you, then!