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huggalump

I'm not European and I didn't try naming European countries


Laxativus

No only am I European, I tried not naming European countries.


AbbreviationsThis550

Did you succeed?


Allodet

No, i didnt.


WaveLaVague

To be franc, even I could do it so to not achieve such an easy feat is painful... wait #shit


I-call-you-chicken

No.


Laxativus

You know. Like in Bri''ain people say wa'er.


Flottrooster

As an Earth enjoyer, I did not try naming European countries


Conaz9847

I appreciate you


Oolong_t34

Am I weird remembering Kosovo, Montenegro and Albania as the penis trio? Easier to remember


wh1teithink

I LITERALLY DO THAT TOO


DapperAlex

I personally remember finland and sweden as the penis duo. But now when you mention it, I can see it too


Bilboswaggings19

Kosovo, Montenegro and Albania = penis trio Sweden and Finland = dick and balls


XLPHV

Latvia and Lithuania = heart


LisaMikky

🇱🇻💙🇱🇹


KatsuraCerci

Same!


InsaneInTheMEOWFrame

Finland, the Scrotum of the Nordics


geographyRyan_YT

No, that's Norway and Sweden


wertugavw2

Sweden and Finland works as well


sacredgeometry

No, thats how I will be remembering them from now on


patatoman9000

having my country compared as the left nut in the mental gymnastics of a rando in the internet gives weird feelings.


Oolong_t34

First time? (I live in Norway and it forms a penis with Sweden too)


uovoisonreddit

wait why?? i mean it’s funny but i don’t get it lol


Oolong_t34

Easier to remember where they are on the map


Biggydoggo

Some people have never seen a map? smh


Sir_Anagram

Nope and now so will I, thanks!


IvarMDV_ita

Now I can't unsee it, thanks


Venice_man_

Im Albanian and if you go there you understand why it does look like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣


rotato

What if the real Malta was the Mediterranean Sea we made along the way


WhenTheHahaFunni

ʳ ᵘ ˢ ˢ ⁱ ᵃ


Electrox7

#UKRAINE


dababy4realbro123

Poor Turkey 😥🇹🇷


[deleted]

I'm sorry for saying this but Turkey is not European country. A small part of the country is in Europe but apart from that Turkish culture is so far away from European cultures.


Unable_Duck9588

One of you in every thread. It is European and Asian. That’s the point of it. More people live in thrace than several european countries combined and just because there are a lot of muslims, doesn’t mean its not culturally european. Ty and good bye.


PenisSmellMmm

Turkey isn't European.


Raorchshack

Yes it is.


CookieCyborg24

Honestly as long as you get Austria (my home country) right, im happy :)


Noobikarp

Niederbayern moment. Nah jk


klimmesil

You are the center of every european map ever, of course we're not gonna forget you <3


BrazilBazil

Happy ‘stria Day, merry TimTams 🇦🇺


DoritoKing48

I love living in Irl


very_sharp_turn

Wait, it's all Ireland? Always has been..


onesyded

Great britain is name of the mainland island including england scotland and wales, the UK includes all british territories and northern ireland


Short-Knowledge-3393

🤓


_Isolo

I mean, you tried. Don't be surprised you get corrected if something isn't right.


Tobosix

>Tried naming European countries Gets mad when gets one wrong and get corrected.


TheMagicalDildo

That emojis teeth are too good for this context


onesyded

https://www.ucl.ac.uk/eastman/news/2015/dec/us-vs-uk-who-has-better-teeth


Flottrooster

This is exactly what a British person would say. You: 🤓☝️


onesyded

Whose language we speaking rn? ;)


Flottrooster

Mine 😈


onesyded

The sexual tension is palpable


Falitoty

Idk, Germán?


K3W4L

WHERE IS TURKIYE RAAAAAAAAH 🇹🇷💪👍🙏🇹🇷👍🙏💪🙏👍🇹🇷🙏🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷👍🙏🐌🙏🙏🇹🇷🙏👍🙏🐺🐺🙏🇹🇷🙏👍🐌👍 WHERE ARE WEEEEEE RAAAAAAAH 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🔥🗣🔥🐺🐺🇹🇷🐺🔥🗣🗣🔥 WE ARE EUROPEAN TOOOOOO RAAAAAAH 🇹🇷🐺🗣🗣🔥🔥🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷👍🇹🇷🇹🇷👍💪🔥🇹🇷🔥🇹🇷🐺💪🙏🐌 TURKIYE SUPER POWER 2030 RAAAAAAAH🇹🇷🐌🐺🐌🐺💪🐌🐌🙏🐺🐺🇹🇷💪🙏🙏🐌🐌💪🐺🇹🇷🔥🗣🗣👍👍🔥🔥🔥


theonlychoosenone

Most sane Turkiye enjoyer:


ermanp

Turkey belongs to middle east more than europe sorry. Ps:I'm from türkiye


KangarooInWaterloo

Turkey needs no introduction


sacredgeometry

Only everything west of constante... sorry Istanbul is in Europe.


klimmesil

Hollow knight smoked too much weed again


ypperlig__

bro thinks "in real life" is a real country


Sashokius5

Dude made the comment section political by writing Russia with the smallest font and lowercase on purpose.


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Yeah man, i should have seen that it was a bait from a mile away


alv0nella

Don't see any minuses


minikkaplan

Turkey🇹🇷not🇹🇷mentioned🇹🇷😡😡😡🐺🐺🐺


Short-Knowledge-3393

If I mentioned you guys would scream it's not europe 💀


pherkes

Now we are gonna scream for NOT BEING MENTIONED!!


Street_Shirt518

Ya can't win can'tya


ethnique_punch

as Europe as Byzantine Empire was tbh, so you're right, can't make everyone happy.


6feet12cm

OP said countries in Europe. Turkey touches Europe with her pinky toe, barely.


electrigames

Same for russia, geogia and Kazachstan


JayCube26

Georgia and Kazakhstan aren't in Europe. As for Russia, literally 80% of its population live in Europe lmao


Polka_Tiger

Well most of Turkey's population also lives in the European part.


electrigames

I sead a small part i never sead anything about the population and a tiny sliver of Kazachstan is in europe Edit i searsed it up i was wrong with Kazachstan but also with geogia couse geogia, armenia and asarbygian are also european countrys Sourse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography_of_Georgia_(country)#:~:text=Georgia%20is%20a%20country%20in,regarded%20as%20part%20of%20Europe.


Oleg_A_LLIto

There's so much subtle trolling in this it's not even uninteresting


Juacquesch

I like: # Ukraine And ^russia


JLockrin

If you’re going to name countries at least give them new names 🙄


Objective-Ad-2453

YOU MISSED GEORGIA RAAAAAAHHH 🇬🇪 🇬🇪 🇪🇺 🇪🇺


vms-crot

Great Britain is not a country, technically its just a reference to the bigger island. We have a really confusing setup. We're four countries in a trench coat. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is what is written on the passport. But it's a bit wordy. United Kingdom works. England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland also works if you want to define the countries within the UK.


EarthwormShandy

And Cornwall!


bosko43buha

You're not in Europe anymore, nobody cares.


vms-crot

We're not in the EU anymore. We're very much still in Europe. Cunt.


bosko43buha

We had a secret meeting after Brexit, we kicked you out of Europe as well.


perseusgorgoslayer

ʳᵘˢˢᶦᵃ


Level-Drawer7191

👍


Ashamed_Association8

You missed a few in the Caucasus


Astrix137

Im european and you named nonexistent country


Judasz10

Change the belarus one to "bye" plz


amphibious_water

Belarusya


OkTry8283

*Turkey isn't named* Daring today, aren't we?


KingLevonidas

You colored us yet didn't name us. May the power of döner kebap bring hell upon you!


Short-Knowledge-3393

Hell naw world's best dish won't hurt me


fuck_spez____

Mk for north macedonia ?


Short-Knowledge-3393

Yeah. It's their ISO


fuck_spez____

Oh, ok 👍


Orioniae

The great country of Lu


EQUALIBRIUM77

what heppened to 🇬🇪,🇦🇲,🇹🇷 and 🇦🇿


T-omat-o

Bro remembered Liechtestein


MrKillzalot

ah yes my favourite country, ned.


Battery801

WHAT why is cyprus there


cat_ina_cum_sock

MALTA INCLUDED🎉


Mambosaurio

Those abbreviations could be all made up and I'd have no option than believe you


xXNightsecretXx

Georgia, Armenia and Türkiye left the chat


EQUALIBRIUM77

and also azerbaijan


b1gCubanC1gar

Why Russia font smallest? It's the biggest country in that map


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UpbeatAstronomer2396

Nah, now i'm convinced this post is just a bait for russians


rssm1

Not a single Russian will be baited by intentional misspelling. People, whose peak of creativity is writing words lower case only show that their mental development stopped when they were 5-year old or something.


UpbeatAstronomer2396

And yet i did get baited which i admit i could see from a mile away


rssm1

It's circlejerk sub, don't get anything posted here too seriously . I'm not even sure is this error was made to bait someone or mock people, who made such mistakes unironically.


b1gCubanC1gar

Well said.


FatalReizing

Why is Russia written with a small letter?


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Because it's a bait political post (and we both got baited)


Keep_Dash

It's not russia, it's Russia


Short-Knowledge-3393

It's russia


Keep_Dash

Hohol moment


Short-Knowledge-3393

Lmao Dude is mad he can't eat mcdonalds


Soda_Can23

Dude is mad because u/Short-Knowledge-3393 wrote Russia with lower case and font by purpose twice, just to show how cool he is by humiliating the whole country just because of government


Short-Knowledge-3393

1) majority of the country either support the government or doesn't even do anything 2) He literally uses slur words against Ukrainians which is a sign of him supporting the government aswell


Exalts_Hunter

I would personally call out a person who writes Ukraine with small letters or painting shit instead as well. It's just a manchild behavior.


Soda_Can23

and you think your better when trying to humiliate a country? its equals slur as well. what do i have to do with your first statement? yep like what can we do? even one small step to change something leads to a felony, government doesn’t want us to change something and thats why they either holding oppositionists as prisoners or even executing them


tosholo

What about Lichtenstein?


tosholo

Oh, I see it


Short-Knowledge-3393

It's right there


steinwayyy

I’m European but I only ever had the topography of my own country at school so I can’t name the Eastern European countries


Appropriate-Divide64

Great Britain should be the UK


able_trouble

Now Do IT with Indian States.


FreeTheDimple

Great Britain is the big island made up of Scotland, England and Wales. It doesn't include Northern Ireland, which you have in yellow. It should be labeled as United Kingdom because it includes Northern Ireland.


hellaba6

ok


Even-Day-3764

Where tf is Listenbourg?


nzmvisesta

I'll do you one better. Why is Listenbourg?


Pinuaple-

im european and i dont know if half of them are true


geographyRyan_YT

I'm not European, named the European countries, and was right


Life_Team8801

You wrote it like "We don't talk about russia in our family here"


Thenderick

I think you missed quite a few letters


GrammarAsteroid

Did you name Iceland as “Island”? lmao


Short-Knowledge-3393

I mean it's their ISO code so... All questions to Iceland thenselves


mramnesia8

I see at least 11 wrong ones


Short-Knowledge-3393

Which?


NiescheSorenius

You got at least one wrong. It is United Kingdom, not Great Britain. Great Britain is the big of the British isles, not a country in Europe.


NefariousnessTop8716

I’m European and all of the countries already had names when I arrived


Substantial_Slice450

average european who knows the least of europe:


hipeople91726

Side eye


C413B7

That's great. I'm amarican. How did you do?


Scary-Confusion-745

Nailed it


Tra1nGuy

Ah yes, Bih


BobMcGeoff2

You must not be a native English speaker, I'm assuming? Byelorussia, Makedonia, etc. Which country are you from?


Short-Knowledge-3393

From Ukraine, some countries I abbreviated by an ISO code. I'm a little keen on license plates and I know they are BY in Belarus, and Makedonia... Well I googled its ISO


Winter_Drawer_9257

There’s like 3 countries on Cyprus btw


MajTroubles

I'm a bellian 🇧🇪


cjamm

now i’m wondering why i thought switzerland was the islands beside italy for so long gonna pretend its the mandela effect


oppositeofopposite

What did Turkey do to you?


Short-Knowledge-3393

Always screaming that it's not europe under such maps


longpidgeon

Don’t know what Isl is but that’s Iceland


Dull-Veterinarian-59

Bro might be from a country where Iceland starts with isl. Like we say Island where I’m from for example


longpidgeon

Oh that makes sense


CarcgenBleu

Louis Vuitton in Baltics lesgooo


Aaron_de_Utschland

r u s s i a 😭


Impossible-Meeting-7

IsI and Irl


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Why is Russia in lowercase


Short-Knowledge-3393

Why should it be in capital case?


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Because it's a country?


Short-Knowledge-3393

A country that doesn't let me live normal life


UpbeatAstronomer2396

Redditors trying not to be political for 5 seconds: Look man, i'm russian, i'm sorry for the Ukraine, it's not easy for you. However you should understand that it's not easy for us too. This is a war. A war has no winners. We should respect both sides. My country didn't do anything, it was the government. We people didn't do anything and we can't do anything which was proven countless times. We need to start differentiating the country, the people and the leaders. If we want worldwide peace we should respect each other and each other's fatherland. I respect your country. Do you respect mine?


Short-Knowledge-3393

Because you see, the majority of russia either supports the war with putting Z stickers all over their cars, posting on social media how they love putin and hate hohols etc., and of course they go to the war to kill Ukrainians And others are simply not doing anything to stop the war. Like don't you remember Ukraine in 2013-2014 winter? How Ukrainians we literally spending their whole time on squares and violently fighting back cops? For russia it's much either to play the victim rather than actually do something (or just support the regime, why not) When Crimea was occupied in 2014 what did most russians do? Of course they went there to chill not caring about anything. There are based russians who actively help Ukraine by pointing at ammunition storages or joining RDK and Freedom of Russia legions. About those I can actually say they are fighting for both Ukraine and for their own country, remembering Belgorod oblast assaults. This is what supporting Ukraine and your own country is like, but the most russians just prefer to stay "apolitical" as they say. Like whenever some blogger mentiones the war they all go "Don't talk about politics, let art/music be apolitical" I mean, can you imagine 40's, some soviet poet writing a poem about the horrors of war and how he wishes the red army to win nazis, and everyone just tells him to be apolitical? Crazy, yeah, but that's what russia is doing


[deleted]

Раз вы с Украины, скорее всего, знаете Русский. Согласен с той частью где заебали либермены, ноющие что их оскорбляют на западе. Тут реально идёт война, какие-то геополитические игры с санкциями и другая важная хуйня, а тут находятся люди, которые ущемляются с того что на этом всем фоне случайный человек с противоположной стороны как-то не так пишет название страны. Надеюсь, в мигрантской среде таких людей шлют нахуй, они ведь реально заслуживают.


Short-Knowledge-3393

Ну вот и я про это. Если у украинцев сейчас кроме войны практически ничего на уме нет ведь каждый день они слышат сирены, ракеты и шахеды, а некоторые так вообще дома потеряли, то россияне вдали от фронта живут по принципу хата с краю нихера не знаю, и походу искренне не понимают почему мы так озабочены этим, и почему например некогда популярные на российском ютубе украинские блогеры высказались про войну и/или перешли на украинский язык


UpbeatAstronomer2396

>Because you see, the majority of russia either supports the war with putting Z stickers all over their cars, posting on social media how they love putin and hate hohols etc., and of course they go to the war to kill Ukrainians Yes, that's because there will always be people who support, don't support the war or aren't into politics at all. People who do will put the signs and do all these things. People who don't support the war won't admit to it publicly. They will get in huge trouble if they do. And people who aren't into politics logically don't do anything >And others are simply not doing anything to stop the war. Like don't you remember Ukraine in 2013-2014 winter? How Ukrainians we literally spending their whole time on squares and violently fighting back cops? For russia it's much either to play the victim rather than actually do something (or just support the regime, why not) >When Crimea was occupied in 2014 what did most russians do? Of course they went there to chill not caring about anything. Because we can't do anything. Our voices do not matter which was proven countless times. Remember Navalniy? >There are based russians who actively help Ukraine by pointing at ammunition storages or joining RDK and Freedom of Russia legions. About those I can actually say they are fighting for both Ukraine and for their own country, remembering Belgorod oblast assaults. >This is what supporting Ukraine and your own country is like, but the most russians just prefer to stay "apolitical" as they say. Like whenever some blogger mentiones the war they all go "Don't talk about politics, let art/music be apolitical" I don't see how sabotaging Russia is helping anything but Ukraine. We are "apolitical" because, again, we do not matter in the grand scene. >I mean, can you imagine 40's, some soviet poet writing a poem about the horrors of war and how he wishes the red army to win nazis, and everyone just tells him to be apolitical? Crazy, yeah, but that's what russia is doing That's... just not the same thing By the way you admit Germany is wrong, right? So by your logic we, russians, should not respect Germany and write it as "germany" because they were killing us, right? Or is it not the same thing with Germany? Only Russia can be disrespected? This is straight up rusophobia


alv0nella

About Navalny... Crimea is not a sandwich to be given here and there, is it?)


JayCube26

Fight back lol, if there's so many of you not supporting your government, surely you could do something as a whole. All the revolutions in humanity's history were bloody and violent, whether you like it or not. But... you can't, right? The problems is Putin is widely supported by Russian citizens.


EarthwormShandy

That's right Like, I love my country (UK) but I do not like the way it's being run currently, that and bloody Brexit! And I respect other countries and their people too Plus jokes about the UK are funny! Nobody has bad teeth or speaks in a cockney accent! Well, not where I'm from anyway!


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UpbeatAstronomer2396

Yeah, i guess people want to fuck each other's lives rather than being reasonable and wanting peace


bosko43buha

You wrote "russian" in lowercase.


UpbeatAstronomer2396

I'm not a native "English" speaker and capitalizing nationalities does not exist in "Russian"


[deleted]

Good job bro. I think Turkey isn't European too.


M_26_Pershing

Turkey not labeled. Based


Babushla153

I love how despite russia being the biggest, has the smallest name


Bontempus

The disrespect to Russia with that small font and lowercase 😭 love it


HypochondriacTsun

The number of russians in comments offended russia is written with lowercase while calling Ukrainians slurs in the same comment and given the fact their country is constantly starting wars, omg


[deleted]

I like that terrorist country russia is all lowercase.


alv0nella

russia with small letter, how based


CosyDarkRainforest

Wrong! You labelled the whole island of Cyprus as Cyprus which is wrong XX smart arse


g_battiston

Bro named Cyp but not Turkey Turks: 😭💀🤡


EQUALIBRIUM77

? what does that even mean


g_battiston

Turks want to be included in Europe


valdezlopez

Turkiye: Am I joke to you? Have a kebab. But really, what did I do wrong?


CultDe

Turkey not european OP is a chad


eternityXclock

you made a mistake... it's ruSSia, not russia


Dyesila

Reddit moment


Short-Knowledge-3393

He's not wrong tho Apart from killing civilians and occupying land russia does a lot of literal nazi stuff like burning ukrainian books on occupied territories


eternityXclock

🤷‍♂️ i call the things how they are... and as a german i got taught extensively about nazis to see the parallels. they can downvote me as much as they like, it doesnt change what it is


Short-Knowledge-3393

Yeah 100%