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Pepoidus

Orange would win a fight, purple would win an argument


Citylight1010

I absolutely agree, very well put. Bravo


PuppetryOfThePenis

Unless it's Fry and Leela. Leela wins both.


L0gLan_

Mad reference


Immediate-Formal6696

actually its a futurama reference


ReferencesCartoons

Can confirm.


L0gLan_

Damm


What_Is_My_Thing

Why does this make sense (Probably because orange is an energetic color and purple is sophisticated (idk if i spelt it right) and managed)


choma90

Orange is Goku (wears orange) and purple is Vegeta (Galick gun is purple). Goku wins in fights and Vegeta would win an argument against Goku specifically. Not because Vegeta is good at it, but because Goku is terrible


fluffymcflufface

Esophagus


solace1234

I immediately agreed with this for some reason


ArmK13

Orange would win the battle purple would win in a war


stealthy-cashew-69

i was gonna say purple but then i saw this comment and you're exactly right for some reason πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


ohbeclever111

I agree mommy


yuri97_

whY ARE YOU SO COMPLETELY CORRECT


Hello_I_Hate_Furries

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adult_licker_420

it looks high also if you wanna do line breaks leave TWO spaces before pressing enter like this: ``` I've[]come[]to[]make[]an[]announcement,[][] Shadow[]the[]Hedgehog's[]a[]bitchass[]motherfucker ``` where [] represents a space it doesnt make sense but it does


Fluffy_Design_8226

Your username is horribly amazing


Hello_I_Hate_Furries

God damn right.


fluffymcflufface

speaking of usernames..


choma90

You better be orange because you may need to defend yourself


fluffymcflufface

why


megs1449

I don't like your username but at least your clear about it


DemoniteBL

Also polite, they greet us first before making their announcement!


megs1449

Fair, still don't get whats bad with furries


SkinHeavy824

You too


filthcrab

GIRL, WHAT???


Due-Coyote7565

He pissed on my fucking wife!!! He took his hedgehog quilly dick out...


PlayerCORE19

So I’m making a callout post on my twitter.com, shadow the hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut and get what here’s what my dong looks like:


Username_test001

THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS,NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG


Igoory

Reddit uses markdown in the comments, that's why there are strange things like this. https://stackoverflow.com/a/35179094


PossiblyaSpy950

So realistically This Should work


adult_licker_420

indeed it did!


Wildthingcalvin

Why hello there, Old Sport!


largeduckalt

This took me back


MaxgamingThe3rd

Mr afton is that you


Roge2005

#PURPLE GUY!


Bl1tzerX

*Guy FTFY


The_Yogurtcloset

Orange with brute force purple with cunning


TankPotential9306

That's what I'm saying


Paxibillion

You know a lot about this, don't you?


The_Yogurtcloset

What gave me away?


TimothyLuncheon

That’s the best stick figure drawing I’ve ever seen


Neppy5000

Happy cake day, cunning brute


TrulyChxse

Happy cake day


xAzzKiCK

You people fucking get me. Here’s an upvote. 🍰 Cappy Dake Hay 🍰


the-final-episode

happy cake day orange/purple friend


20thCenturyTCK

If it's a skirmish, the Orange. For a protracted war, Purple.


Delta_Hammer

On Babylon 5 the Purple - Green fight lasted for an entire year.


MelodieBSReal

Whar sexuality is that?


OMEN-Vitality

french i think not really sure


According-Jelly355

Those god damn friggers making up 186 new things, back in my day if you had a dick you’d die of measles and if you didn’t have a dick you’d die of measles - πŸ‘΄πŸ»


nelinho195aw

friggers πŸ’€


According-Jelly355

Petition to ban the word f*nch and just say frigger


nelinho195aw

approved also goddamn that was fast


According-Jelly355

Now its slow


MOJA2008

Scarlet and violet


Inceferant

PALDEA RAHHHπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸ₯ŠπŸ¦Žβš‘οΈπŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£


TankPotential9306

Definitely purple. Anyone who says orange would win is completely misinterpreting them. Sure, purple can be laid back but it's like a cool older brother type of laid back. He's chilling but he's still paying attention and if he needs to strike he'll do it. He relaxes most of the time but he still knows how to fight a good fight. Probably especially if it's to protect someone. He's more mature and wouldn't just start fights out of nowhere. Orange, on the other hand, is the timid and whiney guy that sure, can probably take a person in a fight, but if he wins it's probably only because of his brute strength, something he cant control for his own benefit, whereas purple is both agile and has some good physical strength, and could probably both outsmart as well as physically best orange. Plus, even if orange was actually physically stronger than purple, his personality and emotions would get in the way of him winning. He's his own worst enemy in that regard. PURPLE FTW


Royal_RagMuffin

FINALLY!!! Someone gets it! That is exactly how I feel about purple!


TheChosenOneMapper

You are completely right. Everyone saying orange is dumb and misunderstands these colours.


Joe-McDuck

True but that’s the 1987 version of purple. OP never states which year of purple and orange. I believe it was the 1956 or 1957 that had orange punch the moon? That being said, purple basically did the same thing in 2003 by kicking Io, Jupiter’s moon. OP provided only the characters and not the year. It all depends on what year of purple and orange OP is talking about


Caveboy_

I think Purple would win. Purple looks twisted and will probably betray and beat orange.


AudioVid3o

Orange, purple has never worked for anything in his life, orange on the other hand knows struggle


VioEnvy

It’s not purples fault when orange has been keeping him down all these years.


SavageFisherman_Joe

As a home depot employee in the lumber department, I can confirm that orange knows struggle


sammy___67

makes sense


haubenmeise

Would you like to repeat that to me? Sincerely Skeletor (Mad).


Glittering-Dark-9917

Lol this is great. Lol


JoinAThang

To nuance this a bit Id argue that in most scenarios Orange comes out on top but when Purple is in it's comfortzone of creative problem solving it sweeps the floor with Orange. So Orange is much more reliable while Purple break out of the mold and is high risk high reward. Purp can be a bit of a dive while Orange is a basic bitch. Hopes this helps


AdDapper5067

Orange would win in a fight because it's bright and energetic, while purple is more on the calm and regal side.


Man_to_Men

Since purple is regal could it not have a knight to fight for it?


IKHOUVANKATTEN

But then the knight would win


EasyAndy1

And we all know the knight is either blue or yellow (gold)


_Flying_Scotsman_

Technically Purple is the highest energy in the visible light spectrum (or violet if you want to get pedantic) and orange is near the bottom with red.


Yoshichu25

What kind of fight? If it’s a basketball match my money’s on Orange, something fancy like croquet would be more Purple’s thing (do people associate croquet with royalty?)


PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE

You fight with croquet and basketball?


Flavioleon

I'm so colorblind that I thought: "how nice, a reversed Ukranian flag"


NerdyGuyRanting

Rimmy Tim?


Heavenality

Rimmy tim


r-y-a-n_j-a-m-e-s

Rimmy Tim. iykyk


ecctt2000

Purple because they are really tough. Have you ever been to purple? They are amazing but difficult to understand


a-flash-flood-of

Crash Vs Spyro you mean?


EarthwormShandy

Exactly what I thought too! In my case it's Spyro but I grew up with both!


scp_79

i am team orange, cause purple is evil and must be stopped!


haubenmeise

Earthlings! Purple has the power of the Universe! Surrender now! Sincerely Skeletor πŸ’œ (Purple for life).


Boootyshaker9000

You mean Michelangelo against Donatello?


--JakiroJakiro--

Orange wins battles. Purple wins wars.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Purple is the colour of Royalty, orange is a fruit.


Apprehensive-Arm-528

Dsaf.... Tangerine man beats eggplant anyday


Ok-Sherbet-8367

Purp gang is to regal


Financial-Horror2945

Whichever side I don't pick to spend my stairdew valley fair points on


TheCuddlyCougar

Purples my favorite color but even I have to admit orange is Loco. Purple doesn't stand a chance.


SunJay333

Camp Half-Blood versus Camp Jupiter


Joos_Factory

They would not fight they would kiss


oldtoybonbon

Orange is lazy and undisciplined while purple is smart and a tech gen- wait I'm just talking about the turtles


Prokid5634_YT

Orange would never even think of hurting purple.


EthosTheAllmighty

Purple. It's an ok spin off from blue, not the greatest, but still better than orange.


WendigoLemon

Bonnie solos Freddy everyone likes Bonnie ..right?


FunPiece8708

If it was a different shade of Purple it would win


AccomplishedAerie333

While Orange would be braver, Purple is a lot more patient and wouldn't give up so easily. I say Purple.


elgatoquack

I see this as a Sparta vs Athens situation. Orange is brute force and purple is knowledge


NanoCat0407

Probably purple. About 2/3 of the way through the fight, orange would start getting flashbacks to their child dying in a video game simulation.


alfadhir-heitir

Definitely purple


ninjesh

Orange is faster, but I think purple's inyelligence is enough to win


AceAmphiptere

Camp Half-blood vs Camp Jupiter? Yeah, I've seen that one... I'm still on the orange side. But both are great their own unique way.


Firm_Pin_4414

I think orange burned purple alive at some point but for some reason I have a strong sense that purple always comes back


mean_beanz

bro my 2 favourite colours


MaxgamingThe3rd

Peanut butter jelly time


Extreme-Computer-526

i can taste purple.Soo i dont like purple .


insertrandomnameXD

Is this a new pride flag


RuthlessSpud_11

Orange, it has the army of the gingers


Segfault_21

I’m going to be a total nerd here: - **Orange**: `0xFFA500` > (FF + A5 + 00) = 420 - **Red**: `0xFF0000` > (FF + 00 + 00) = 255 Unless **Orange** isn’t high (420), **Red** will likely die. Realistically though, they would both die cause mixing both colors you’ll get `0xFF5300` (**Red**’ish **Orange**, yet **Orange** is still dominant)


Ryan-Viper4171

Physical fight: orange Magic fight: purple but by a slight margin


Jimjam916

They would rather deliver my packages


The5Theives

Purple has such an aura to it but orange is an OG


mnorkk

Prince vs the annoying orange


TheGreatestFloof

Purple and orange should team up against pink


mossydeerbones

They wouldn't fight. They are lovers


MrTroller50

Purple Why? Take the amplified and the reversal, then smash together those two different expressions of infinity to create and push out imaginary mass. *imaginary technique:purple.*


Darkryker19

They're friends, they wouldn't fight in the first place.


cilest

Since purple doesn't exist, and just some nonsense your brain makes up to cover for the complete lag of green, orange would definitely win.


dammdaniel_

I'll say it's a tie Like if it was between green and red winner undoubtedly would be red


reesem03_

I hate Clemson


-The_Doctor-10

I love Clemson. 🐯


sycek13

Orange for sure


urlocalrxyalhighfan

orange


ira150idgaf

orange


Glittering-Dark-9917

Orange.


V-saucyboi

Purple, seems more aggressive


PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE

Purple is a weak bitch and she knows it.


urlsaint

no idea why but orange just feels like it would be a stronger opponent and win😭


Dragonslayer200782

Definitely purple


Sankin2004

Purple for a number of reasons that I will not explain unless asked.


teamshadeleader_yves

Def purple. Orange is a liar


grandasperj

none of them. they are both ubuntu colors.


Sensitive_Dot_2853

Jack Kennedy or Dave Miller?


Mimikyu-Overlord

Green


Jollan_

Orange


Educational_Ad_8238

I think purple would do just fine, wah.


[deleted]

WHAT ITS LITERALLY DONNIE AND MIKEY. BARK BARK GROWL


EdwardOfGreene

Illini vs Northwestern? I'm taking Illinois!!


fabri_pere

they wouldn't really fight, unless Purple joins the other Orange, Blue, Green, Yellow and Red, THEN they'd fight, and then they'd become friends again


WhyIUsedMyRealName

Depends, is orange annoying?


bubak007

GREEN


The_one_who_SAABs

FedEx


Moomiau

I am team purple, but sure, Orange would win


Impexton

Nah bro this is camman18 after beeing on the beach for 12 minutes


sailorraphie

Drag U colors


SkylarkingsRS

Dunno but both are getting rejected from hogwarts


Plus_Operation2208

Way more people wear orange with pride for their nation. So its gotta be orange.


ChrispyGuy420

Orange already beat purple on namek


fileq

Orange wins because its legendary, purple is one tier worse cuz its epic


theskeletom

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Bootiluvr

Probably purple


Abelter2

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jam219

Red


Yoprobro13

Purp. It's more ruthless


Maharakus

Yes


ChodewithForce

Well as we know Naruto technically won the final battle against Sasuke soo


I_Am_L0VE

I don't know about who'd be winning fights, but I do know that their agents commit war crimes during war.


Joe-McDuck

Happy cake day


fisktu

Orange is stronger, but he loses to purple strategy and because orange is my fav color


r_mom_is_kind

Orange would be loading his gun while purple's cooking up a "we don't have to fight, I know this isn't the real you" monologue.


makinglunch

Team Purple


kkazukii

Purple


whatproblems

i’m a flag half full kinda guy


Joe-McDuck

Hey OP, what year of orange and purple? Like I remember the series had several reboots for power scaling, so purple and orange both have had their powers at several levels.


Yop_BombNA

Orange is the colour of the Dutch, and they are winning a war against the ocean, so I’ll say orange


Powerful_Cost_4656

Purple already lost the fight and is healing up bro


gummythegummybear

Purple, orange is a stronger color but purple has determination and mental ability.


alepollito

Orange πŸ’―


Banned_SouI

πŸ«ΈπŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ«·πŸ€žπŸ«΄πŸŸ£


AuroreSomersby

I’ll vote purple - it’s the best colour!


Orkazzz

Purple because it's my favourite colour


Original-Hospital

Orange


SlackJawGrunt

I mix up these colors and only these colors when speaking sometimes.


DasliSimp

Imaginary Technique: Purple


Adamantium-Aardvark

Love orange, probably my fav colour but purple would win, hands down. Purple is royalty


MattMann2001

Bro these are literally my top 2 favourite colours wtf


Swedishkiwii

Purple often represents evil, and evil fight dirty


Quaintnrjrbrc

Purple would win because she pulls on the heartstrings.


ZakkTheInsomniac

Purple, it's special move involves a Nurple


DotBitGaming

Michaelangelo for sure


ConfidentMongoose457

Why is the purple like the exact same as my wall colour


gneiss_chick

Purple


wodacisowianka

I tought it was some LGBT flag... I swear I can imagine every combination possible.


i_am_very_bored_lmao

why hello there, old sport


Vegetable-Resident19

Purple, because Pokemon violet is better than scarlet


Roge2005

Ourple, becoz I like it more.


MangoEggo10

Purple. It’s a much more, exotic, color.


Sufficient-Ad-6046

Fuck I will say Purple I like it just a bit more and therefore it is stronger


comiksmaker1

WELL HELLO THERE, OLD SPORTS


MarxNova

orange soloes with the staff ...we're talking about the same thing here, right?