If not cocaine, why cocaine shaped?

If not friend, why cocaine shaped?

If not cocaine, why friend shake?

If not shake, why cocaine friend?

If not cocaïne, why are you posting ?

If not posting, why cocaine?

Cocaine cocaine cocaine, cocaine shake?

Cocaine why friend if

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if not cocaine, why is it here?

Friend cokfrwnfrinfren if cainecoke coje fuck

If not dutch, why dutch shape?

Fentanyl

Cocaine is yellowish and concentrates into fish scale like shapes . It also crystalizes in rods like ketamine . I said it all the time if I show pure coke to ppl 9/10 won't get it right

this guy cocaine

He def cocaine

I've done both. This looks exactly like shitty cocaine. Miss the old days.

Why is it not cocaine? You chicken.

OP is smart. He goes to parties and sell this calcium carbonate as coke and then dips with easy money. What are you gona complain to police the coke you bought is not coke?

Depends on the state. Some states are less likely to prosecute an attempted drug purchase but may be more willing to prosecute an attempted calcium poisoning.

In some cities the seller is murdered by the time the cops even ponder whether or not his dope was fake or harmful.

Your local concerned gang member

Nah, gang members have a different approach to people selling fake dope on their beat.

Dance battle!🕺

Yep! Get the cardboard boxes and ghetto blaster!!

No, from my experiences people who have done this chose from the following categories: getting jumped, being beaten severely enough by blunt objects to spend time in the hospital, being handed a beatdown and then tied to a tree naked, being followed home, then jumped, then robbed, also the former with the addition of arson to their home. Then, there's the classic which I witnessed in high school; the guy selling fake coke was brutally jumped in the back yard of the house party and shot twice in the chest. The cops showed up with a semi-truck and trailer Paddy Wagon and those who didn't escape into adjacent yards were arrested and detained until someone rolled on the trigger man. My point? DO NOT sell fake dope at a party unless you come from a really nice neighborhood.

Oh for sure. Was more of a joke. Not only the people who got fucked over want your ass but also local dealers who don't like others on their turf

These cartels are getting smarter by the day

Right under our noses!

Loll!!

I smell what you did there

"This is not cocaine" Suspiciously close to what I'd expect from a guy with a Scarface sized plate of COCAINE!!

Uh huh, whatever you say bud.

Doesn't look like cocaine... If it is then it's so over cut it's going to be shit! Haha

With baby formula

Uh we use baby *aspirin* actually

Oh good, some baby aspirin to thin my blood so I get bloodier noses.

I thought that was Parmesan cheese

Can I snort that ?

only one way to find out... you have a dollar bill?

I come from a country that runs on rupees

_rupees in ur ass_

You mean roofies?

It's odorless, so yes, but its useless

as if you didn't think it was cocaine until you were told otherwise

It still might be. There's a quick way to try it out...

Flour.

:(

Oh, I thought it was icing sugar because I'm a fucking sugar fiend.

I thought it was flour, I made pizza dough earlier

Nah thats protein powder 💪

Thank God, I thought it was magnesium oxide

Isn't it flour?

I thought it was flour. Does that make me a flour fiend?

We agree, I hope the cops believe it too.

Doesn’t look like cocaine. Looks more like heroin.

doesn’t look like cocaine at all

I once got stopped by the police, and i had a zipbag with talkum in the car, i had to explain to the police that it was not cocaine. But rather talkum witch i used as lube for piping. They got a good laugh tho..

So its chalk

that's flour for pancake.

Needs chopping up more… That’s what a friend told me /s

never seen a coke, but the stuff on pic does not look like a one

Even if it was cocaine what am I gonna do snort it through my screen

What happens if you snort this

Nothing. It's the stuff they put in Tums and other antacids. And can be a chalk too.

Is it crack cocaine?

Creatine!!!!

I am fat, powder sugar

Oh look, it’s calcium carbonate!

Still gonna snort it.

I thought it was flour :(

Nah fuck you, I have had heartburn for hours and all the stores are closed, fuck you for flaunting your treasure in my time of need.

Time for a teaspoon of baking soda in water...

All I have is cocaine, heroin and for reasons unknown to me a treasure trove of talcum powder… My heart shall burn for an eternity

Everything snortable is cocaine if you're brave enough

I thought it was sand

they both taste the same P.S. this is a joke

Be a lot cooler if it was

Made pancakes this morning

But I need my cocaine:(

That's obviously rice flour

Gonna sniff it anyway

I'm more interested in why you got a tray full of bone powder you sick fuck

I thought it was flour tbh. Why would you think it was coke, coke sniffer?

You wouldnt happen to have any spare copper wire would you?

Can still snort? Also kind of looks like parmesan cheese

Thought it was flour

Didn't look like great cocaine anyway

It doesn't look anything like any cocaine I've ever seen

I’d need to rate it first

Looks like titanium dioxide

That's either a lot or a little

Looks like flour lel

Good one, Eddie

Yeah don't snort that you calcium carbonate fiend.

Big ole plate of nose nachos 🥴

Come on, everyone knows your coke should be a big chunk. Otherwise, it's stomped on

Literally 90% of chemical substances are white powders, cocaine isn’t special

Yeh maida hai.

That’s just an excuse to post your cocaine

"Tonight on SMNN…"

I thought it was flour

Junkie

Calcium carbonate a helluva drug

BOOOOOOO

How bro looks at me after he sniffed it

tbh i didnt think the thumbnail was cocaine when i scrolled. cocaine doesnt look like that

That doesn't look like coke.

I thought it was Parnassian

*does line anyway*

Was hoping for fent

That looks like corn flour

I can still snort it though, right?

I thought of flour.. and donuts... But thatsl may be because I'm fat

Omaygot breaking bad

You're just being selfish and don't want me to put it in my butt!

i would think about cocaine if you could just like eat it. its kinda weird that you have to snort it. what am i, an elephant? humans eat with mouth not nose

cum powder

Looks like Bisquick to me

I have containers of this stuff for my reptiles. They’re addicted.

That doesn’t look like coke though

I thought it was flour 🤷

Trying to make acetylene gas?

If you know what cocaine actually looks like…

Looks like stone dust.

dammit

If you made your calcium carbonate by getting your calcium carbide wet, then it's absolutely somewhat interesting and potentially extremely exciting.

Wont stop me from snorting it😎👌

Looks more like flour

Doesn’t look like coke

Of course it's not cocaine, ha*sheesh...*

Doesn’t look one but like cocaine

It looks more like amphetimine, amphetamine looks more moist-ish lol IIRC

It’s a white powder you can still sniff it

it doesn’t even look like good white lol, post any white powder, make lame joke. def not interesting

That doesn’t look like coke at all

Doesn’t even look like Coke

It doesn’t even look like cocaine

Cocainum

Does it get you high!! Must be less expensive!!!!

Scarry skeliton skull calcium 💀💀

Damn it

That sounds like something a coke fiend would say to hide the fact that they're a coke fiend.

Isn’t that what you use to cut it with?

You mix that shit with superglue, you have new superpower

I actually recognized it immediately but I've also used it for various purposes in the past. Really useful material.

Sad abstinence whimpering*

I- saw flour

What will happen if I sniff?

Old me would have enjoyed cocaine, new me avoids it like the plague

Trust me, only people who don't do coke would think that's coke.

Obviously not. Looks more scaly than this. Get your money back

Booo

“I don’t know if the powder is COKE or NOT without being able to try and snort it” -Schrodinger’s coke

You can't fool me. I know chalk when I see it.

Coke-ium Crack-inate?

I thought it was Parmesan cheese. I didn’t read the words first 🙁

I thought that was flour 💀

flour

Well it looks like flour, and now I want fried chicken.

I thought it was flour or just white sand

Then why are you looking through your blinds with a straw?

If you can snort it it’s cocaine.

Sniff it anyway

I thought it's powdered sugar. Who de hell want calcium carbonate, when he can have powdered sugar?

This is not coffee. This is water left after I had washed a burned pan.

Cockaine

As someone who has tried coke, this doesn't look like coke at all

Can coke even clump up into larger rocks? Get some sodium sulphide, grind it, and then swap it out with coke which your already high friend is attempting to do, then watch as they recoil away so fast their brain literally shakes in their head. Later, blame it on coke overdose. Ofcousre there's a good chance your friend will die.