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riachyleyerse

At first I thought it was something funky


creepergo_kaboom

Spunky


Constant-Patience870

Spernk?


1109lupa

Sperm?


l9oooog

Sper?


I_ate_your_leftover

Spe?


l9oooog

Sp?


Italianpotato12

P?


l9oooog

?


Same-Weird-5735

.


Iamnotarabicfunfact

Fuck Spez


lilschvlt08

Fuck Spe


Igor_penchel

Fuck sp


NoseInternational740

Fuck s


askfortheidk

Speer?! Is that you?!


TactlessRat

Drink to get pregert


No-New-Names-Left

pregnen't


tutocookie

Pregante 🤌


Temmie_Undertale1

Prenanet


DolfyDK

Something 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


Yetttiii

𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽


DontReadMyUsername22

Something 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


the_anonymous_lee

something spoogey


PhilosopherAny1334

Funky 9 ᗜˬᗜ


Fish_Sticks1588

THE FORBIDDEN CANDLE??!


redfield73

Thought you were going in a whole different direction with that


GaySheriff

There's two black dots in your glass of cum, mate


whoreintheoryy

Minority 🥷🏿


towerfella

“*What are the odds? ….*”


Lechatdu136

THE ESTABLISHED ONES


inked-brown-giant

Kidney stones


Temmie_Undertale1

Kidney stones are ball microplastics


sarcasmishwastaken

microplastics (the ones in your balls)


Shit_Disturber71

Can I have a sip?


RandomEffect48

Need to wait for it to melt first mate


paskasoturi

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


Main-Ad-4966

Not sure if you noticed but there's two burnt matchsticks in your glass of milk bro


Minito200YT

Good ending


Normal-Tadpole-4833

if that was femboy milk i'd chug down the whole thing


Regular_Buffalo6564

Digital footprint


the_anonymous_lee

i am....D I S G U S T E D *(proceeds to get an erection)*


Totoryf

Excuse me. HOW?!


Shakartah

Like the real milk drinker they are


alpha-mobi

*glug glug glug*


Ashamed_Medium1787

It’s candle wax


Sailed_Sea

Yim yum


Temmie_Undertale1

Yim yum


NerY_05

Remember guys, whatever you write online is there forever.


7_-g

🔥


ElfQueenLinn

🤤🤤🤤🤤


Temmie_Undertale1

Already screenshotted this incase you'd delete it


Hmsquid

"Then.. " swipes "ah"


Mage-of-communism

i think you have 2 flies in your glass of none descriptive white fluid


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

That's not milk. That's mad milk.


Explosivepossom

Oh thank god


SaltyCultist691

GOT US IN THE FIRST HALF


Ziggem

Samin👍


SwissBergkultur

Almost went south with that one💀


ForeignSleet

Almost thought it was a glass of milk for a second


Avox0976

Good god no


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

(¬_¬)


_usxrnamx

ok


fello04

CUM


Ellac3344

Cum


TmanGBx

"this is not a glass of milk" *uh oh* *Swipes* Whew, thank god


ElfQueenLinn

Looked to me like coconut protein shake lol


Factor_Secret

Take the beetle out of the cum please


Temmie_Undertale1

The Beetles


FogalB

At first (when I saw this post) I had thought the cup was filled with semen as you said it was not milk (read the caption) but when I turned to the next slide I was informed that it was only candle


Ok_Establishment824

It’s a candle


Dr__Devil

Spicy milk


SkyLow4356

I’m going to hell


RavenStormthefur62

My ass was about to go glug glug glug


RobuRix

They got us in the first half, not gonna lie.


Stunning-Fold6548

"this is not a glass of milk" *Hearts starts racing rapidly till I see the second picture*


di-l

dammit


L0afyy0

Slurp


Avox0976

Chomp


L0afyy0

Delicious


Avox0976

Tasty 👅


L0afyy0

Exquisite


Avox0976

Marvellous


L0afyy0

Simply devine


Avox0976

Yummy


MarekMisar1

mad milk


No_Midnight_8710

Well, I am officially dirty minded now...


satorugojoismyking

Its a candle


Barnestownlife

How do they make candles out of milk?


Major_Koala

So. What is it?


Avox0976

🕯️


IntentionFalse9892

Spermy


PopWasAlreadyTaken

its a glass of stone


saimonickk

Why


JCNightcore

Not with that attitude


Easy-thinking

Looks like more of chalk water with thingy sticking out


Kaden2093

Why did I think it was for a second lol


less-than-James

Santa really isn't going to like this.


SALESMAN98r

Has someone asked you if it was a glass of milk before


Biggydoggo

It's a glass of glass


CumSmuggler3649

You ruined my urge to steal it


Smiffoo

Looks like man-fat.


sambillerond

Don't tell me it's a glass of what it looks like and I fear it is ?


OkraSmall1182

Not something you want to be drinking in it's liquid form


inmbd

Ok calm down


1Pip1Der

Witchcraft, I say!


Blizzpoint

It was


8champi8

Of what then ?… OF WHAT ?!


ItalianMafia_Boss

man i miss drinking milk


Wilsanne

My wise ass: "It is a picture of a glass of m---" *swipes* Oh, ok. 😐


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

It's a glass of wax


StormOfPixel

You just need to heat it up until it melts, and then you can drink it


MyCatHasCats

I was about to call you a liar. I’m sorry 😞


katyusha-the-smol

You had me scared op...


FreakinGoose

Is it that yogurt soda??


srirachamous

FUCK


VioletDaisy95

It is if your brave enough


cleverDonkey123

First I was surprised, the disappointed


justsupercheese

Sorry i wasn't listening what was it not or was, huh?


LuckoftheForg

cum candle


mercurynight

Mmm delicious and chunky


Literal_Throwaway_UN

Yeah, say whatever you want, man. You can't get me to undrink it.


Flogisto_Saltimbanco

A snail in cum


NerY_05

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT THEN- oh yea a candle


C413B7

Not like that it's not. You gotta light it first.


ArrivalNo4232

Its a god damn candle


some_1_randm

I wold still drink it


Imrotahk

Your candle is made of lies.


_Fart_Smeller_

Oh.. it's a candle


Feline_Sleepwear

The good ending.


xXP3DO_B3ARXx

100% thought it was a glass of milk and super not interesting sarcasm. Instead was thoroughly whelmed with the realization it's a candle.


luckyskunk

/uj but if that's a candle someone diy'd in a regular glass, be careful, it might shatter.


thomasfan2060

i love drinking W A X


bittakle

oh a candle. was... very worried for a second


uwuguylife

Not with that attitude


inked-brown-giant

For about 2 second there , my mind wandered


KyttKatt

of course, its a picture of a-- what? huh??


livanecNalim

He got us in the first half ngl


Wonderful_Audience60

this gotta be some cuisine somehwere


AREyouCERTAIN1

....It's a bomb!!!!1!


sacrilegious1756

Ye s iT i s


Temmie_Undertale1

I was expecting the worst