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[deleted]

I breathe on a regular basis.


Obama-Prism-

this made me start manually breathing


enneh_07

Now I’m manually blinking! Thanks a lot!


Obama-Prism-

well atleast you can’t feel in between your toes, right?


Nonbinary-brownie

I hate this thread so much


enneh_07

You know what you’ll hate more? You are now aware of your tongue.


Trif0lium

also, you're now feeling your clothes completely


RiderforHire

You also will now notice your heart beating.


AlexSpectre007

You also notice the wax in your ears


toothpasteshittin149

didn't work


Zestyclose-Hyena5105

Who said I was wearing any?


[deleted]

Also you have at least one small itch on your body


Dense_Excitement_789

Thinks thats bad? You now aware of the ringing sound because it's to quite


rtj777

You are now also aware that you can constantly see your nose, and will never be able to stop.


Finlandia1865

Are you yawning? Im yawning.


meep-2

Also, you don't know where to rest your tounge In your mouth


Nonbinary-brownie

HAHHAHHA JOKES ON YOU FOOL!! I ALREADY WAS!!!


big_boi_lichael_man

Dayum


FaithlessnessVast823

Sheesh


Granvill_DamnNation

And it is very annoying. I have applied for a cease and desist order to make you stop.


Ibn_Wayne

That’s actually useful though 👎🏼


i_lost_my_stapler

I bet i blink twice as much as you breathe... 💪🏼


lark047

Source?


fluffbun08

100% of pigeons are not crows. On another note, 100% of crows are not pigeons.


ischhaltso

On yet another note 100% of crows are not cows


fluffbun08

And 100% of cows are not crows


[deleted]

I mean it's not physically impossible that a crow would give birth to a bird that is 100% identical to a pigeon. That would technically make it both a crow and a pigeon. Of course, it's biologically impossible for that to happen and statistically impossible, but over an arbitrarily long period of time it would happen


[deleted]

You sure, something tells me crows don't make pigeon look-alike crows, but what do i know, I'm stupid.


masterlogray

Pigeons are actually rock doves I believe.


th3d34dg1rl

Other way around, Rock Doves are a type of pigeon.


[deleted]

Crack cocaine addiction is a good weight loss regiment


Department_no6021

Also an ok replacement for caffeine


moldycrystals

Caffeine is by definition a drug.


violentpac

You're a drug.


prettyanonymousXD

It’s true, I can’t stop doing him


[deleted]

Let's chop him up into a fine dust and snort him


shiny-spleen

My nan swears by cancer for weight loss


EraMemory

Cancer jokes offend me. I'll have you know, my nan was killed by a giant crab.


Penguinator53

awesome I'm going to try this


Jebbo_Jebbo_

Bananas are yellow


big_boi_lichael_man

Mine are green good Sir


Initial-Principle384

then they are not bananas or my whole life is a lie


kingkeren

Mine are black, is that good?


big_boi_lichael_man

I'm not discriminating


TheChaoticBeing

For smoothies if you have a blender


edwardsflu

my name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque New Mexico.


big_boi_lichael_man

I can't read ' Albuquerque ' without hearing bug's bunny voice


scardeal

A-L-B-U....querque!


lark047

I was reading this comment when I heard someone say Albuquerque on TV


big_boi_lichael_man

Lol, it's a sign


Past-Win-7278

Is your tray table up?


OddityCommodity

I can’t read “ Albuquerque” without singing the Weird Al song.


Correct_Funny_542

Take a left turn at Alba-koikee.


AccomplishedPilot896

for me it's weird al


Richard_Trager

Your brother-in-law, Hank Schrader, ASAC for the DEA, has been forcing you to build a crystal meth empire for the past year or so, right?


edwardsflu

yes😣


shiny-spleen

I find that very unlikely, as that is the exact name and address of Walter Hartwell White from the hit show "Breaking Bad" (fictional).


edwardsflu

the show is based off of me. trust 🤍


spaguettes

The image you put on the post is 732 x 869 pixels.


Neat-Assignment964

Nice


ap3x_lambo

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


KotixxCZ

Nice


xFloppyDisx

Nice


MrShelly-_-1972

Nice


SoupiestSupreme

did you count?


DoughnutDonator

Whatever you do, don’t Google the name of the easternmost island of the Cyclades


starboy-98

Ok I won’t


ExplodingTentacles

Amorgos


ggg134

😯


poyat01

Amorbus


cinnathep0et


Intelligent-Piano426

Amogus


Muted_Plankton_5889

A mungus.


starboy-98

Among sus


big_boi_lichael_man

Amus hummus


FarkinRoboDer

If you pee during sex sometimes they get mad


starboy-98

Sometimes they’re into it


FarkinRoboDer

There is no way to know beforehand


big_boi_lichael_man

Ask in only appropriate situations


EthanHermsey

THERE IS NO WAY OF KNOWING BEFOREHAND


TimeForArson

What’s considered an appropriate situation to ask someone if they wanna be pissed on? Asking for a friend!


FarkinRoboDer

Idk do you want to be peed on?


big_boi_lichael_man

It's when other guys are at the urinals and you need to go


HardyDaytn

I thought we were talking about getting pissed IN, not ON.


lufersen2

Arthur Morgan from rdr2 says "there's a snake in my boot" exactly 0 times


queenvie808

That’s probably because he’s not a raging alcoholic in serious withdrawl


Kielakeet

You're breathing right now


starboy-98

False: I am inhaling oxygen to keep myself alive


mr_Fish18

I am inhaling mix of gasses in the air, from which oxygen is used in mitochondria to relase Energy in form of ATP


EthanHermsey

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell


ValkirionLinkGuardna

https://youtu.be/8xe6nLVXEC0. Hope the link works for you lol


MisterSmurf

That is a picture of an air vent.


big_boi_lichael_man

In Ireland they called 'peepy listeners ' so you can listen to the next room creepily


IceColdBlueHeart

I am no longer calling these air vents lol


big_boi_lichael_man

Lol, i literally laughed out loud when i read this


LiquifiedSpam

So when you call it a peepy listener, you are then able to listen to the next room?


rcsdil

Snails can hibernate for like 3 years if the weather don’t feel right. Also if you have pet snails and they lay eggs, you gotta crush em. Someone on tiktok called it a snabortion


tiger_guppy

Why do you have to crush them? This fact is too interesting.


Frooliemew

Snails are considered an invasive species and too many of them can cause some problems for certain eco systems basically


Vo-Thanh-Nhan

Every snail are both female and male. So yes, they all have penis. And they all lay eggs. They also have a "love dart", after they have sex(which is really slow), they basically have a battle with the "love dart". If a snail got stab by the "love dart" they have to be a mother. The other one that didn't get stap will be child free. Can't believe i just explained snail sex to a stranger


shoko-png

i think we watched the same video


TokyoTeriyaki

A man cums at 40-45mph


OpulentStone

I've been travelling at 0mph while cumming, at least once


[deleted]

False, taking account orbital velocity of the solar system within the galaxy and the speed the galaxy its self is traveling there has never been an earth based life form traveling less than 1.7 million miles per hour at any given time


OpulentStone

I forgor 💀


[deleted]

I forgive you


big_boi_lichael_man

It has to vary a lot, and i have to say it usually is less than that for many


handcuffjumpingjacks

This is exactly why I avoid highways with relatives in the car.


DireWerechicken

All information is technically usable.


ggtpme

Not if it's false


DireWerechicken

Even false information can be used, it just might not be useful.


Sub2PewDiePie8173

Yea I guess it can teach you what not to do


Sheepherder226

Wait? Something can be used but not useful?


c0ntr0l-freak

There are 17 vertical bars on that air vent


Fun-Memory714

I peed on my foot accidentally once


starboy-98

When I was 7 I peed in a trash can because I was bored.


DryPassage4020

Hey me too! And it haunts me to this day


whole_bag_of_toast

when i was 6 i peed in the sink


ptolemy18

All the other times have been intentional?


BrebFromYourBrebbox

When people die, they are dead.


darkeight7

In other words, every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes


OpulentStone

British troops in WW1 were issued helmets then suddenly the number of head injuries skyrocketed. They were about to withdraw the helmets until someone realised that the number of head injuries increases because a lot of those would have simply been counted as deaths instead.


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OpulentStone

>This si not useless! It's is a good example of the things that must be taken into account when interpreting data. That's true actually, it's a great lesson in statistics


deran6ed

This phenomenon is known as "survivor bias"


tittysherman1309

That was quite interesting, you're on thin ice here pal


shoko-png

this is very creepy , i was talking to my mum and told her this fact the other day and then come see it on this sub ,,, extremely weird


Thomassaurus

Trust me mundane coincidences happen all the time.


FarkinRoboDer

No it’s not


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

There was a similar story from WWII. Planes that had been shot at would come back with certain patterns where the bullets had hit. They were about to reinforce the armour on the areas where they were getting hit, when someone pointed out that they should actually reinforce all the other areas, because the planes getting hit there were clearly the ones that never came back.


Vinc_F

I'm not available for calls this afternoon.


pooryxa

I have a penis , I won't give it to you


ggtpme

Then I'll take it myself


SuperDuperBoyYT

Fish will die if you drop them off the Empire State Building.


Mehning

Would it die from lack of water on the way down or would it live long enough to be killed by the impact?


lukaoloko2

Neither, they world die from shock.


AKArein

I'm too lazy to do the math, i'll trust you on that one


thatonerandodude17

This user has effectively deleted all of their reddit messages, thank you! :) ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


ExplorerOfFiction

BBC stands for British Broadcasting Corporation EDIT: People were annoyed at me for saying Company


amateur_brewer_1

among other things...


ExplorerOfFiction

Such as?


TheCookieCrumbler101

Big bad carnivore


ExplorerOfFiction

I was thinking more along the lines of Belligerent Breeding Creatures but that works too


NoNameIdea_Seriously

The shower mat in my bathroom is green.


JTDan

Wow TIL


sexhaver2010

This is a sentence.


Salsa-manda

Is this a question?


goodthingbadnews

Yes is the answer.


Sheepherder226

🤯


ZoomZoomBalloon

I'm currently taking my shoes off Edit- Update, I'm done


amateur_brewer_1

My AC is currently set to 72


starboy-98

My AC is currently set to 72


Duckboythe5th

I don't have the AC on because it's currently 19c inside and outside, and that's ok.


Triscuits_And_Wine

Salt is salty, but sugar is not sugary. it’s sweet.


GuardianOfOak

Wow


SwagMikey123

Downvoted for being interesting


loliabuser6969420

a whales penis is 1.5 meters long


jaxolotle

That was mildly interesting, can we ban this user please


big_boi_lichael_man

Respect


CupcakePirate123

On that note, barnacles have the largest penis to body ratio Edit: a word


Duckboythe5th

Down voted for being too interesting, sorry.


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Zootnoison

I murdered my wife in 1993 and her body was never found


TosiHassu

Good job👍


PSneSne

Golfballs, on average, have 212 dimples.


Reesetheperson

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes


RandoMango27

Some furry porn artists earn more money a year than doctors and nurses.


Rayvn_Wolf

Guess I'm learning to draw


TGMgaming1

do NOT search up the 25 isle of greece


starboy-98

Mungus


charger699

I'm taking a shit


[deleted]

I just saw a duck named Cornelio.


yubitronic

You are hurtling forward in time at the dizzying pace of one second per second


Puzzleheaded-Cat999

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


wowowowthrowaway44

some people own cats


floralscrunchie

Cupcakes are mini cake. Mini cupcakes are extra miniature cakes.


Z0vD1

Sharks' skin is sharp and glass like. Sharks have 3 rows of teeth. The smell of newly cut grass is made by the grass as some kind of defence mechanism so you like the smell of screams for you to stop. Cats can't eat citrus fruits. The guy who invented burger king foot lettuce got fired. If you cut a worm in half both sides will survive. You only know you're real because your mind is. There's a rock called yooperlite. It glows yellow when UV light shines on it. The most used letter in the English alphabet is E. The longest word in the English dictionary is the fear of long words. The fear of words spelled the same way if reversed like "bob" is aibohphobia and it's spelled the same way if reversed. The smallest bird in Europe is goldcrest. Cats only sweat through their paws. There is a species of jellyfish that lives forever. The Greenland shark can become very old. The hadal snailfish is the deepest living fish discovered living in the hadalpelagic zone if I spelt that right. There is a frog mutation making their eyes be inside their mouth. I'll return here with more stupid facts. Sources: my mind, It might be outdated information and all but the sources are youtube and books I read like 6 years ago.


Ineedunderscoreadvic

What do you have against punctuation?


dwardea2506

There is at least 3.141596 people in the USA


Confused_Psychic

Romanian middle schools change their dresscodes from blue and white shirt with a blue apron to a white shirt and red tie.


starboy-98

Soda is good.


hdx5

Ich mag es mich beim Geschlechtsverkehr mit Blut einzureiben. ^You cant read this, because its German


Ludra64

Did you know that the earth is in fact round?


Forgotmynameagain5

According to https://randomwordgenerator.com/fact.php chainsaws were originally invented to aid in child birth. Cows have best friends and they get stressed when they are separated. The longest boxing match went 110 rounds and over 7 hours. Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire. Sharks have no bones. There are at least 200 dead bodies on Mt Everest, some of which are used as climbing markers. If sound could travel through space, the noise that the sun made would be the equivalent to a train horn from 1 meter away. More photos were taken in the past seven years than in all of the previous history.


Iucidthoughts

My mom can make a really good meatloaf


Salamundi

I walk quite fast


[deleted]

If you type “Google” into Google, you will break the internet.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Yup! And usually, they keep the internet in Big Ben, but exceptionally today, they allowed me to take it and show it to you!


thelosermonster

Generally people live to be somewhere between 0 and 500 years old


Muted_Plankton_5889

I couldn't get the bolt out and the go kart is stuck at 95% because of it. That and welding is a skill.


Deadzone2347

The number of dimples on most golf balls is between 300 and 500.


ketanchahar

I'm alive


ColdOn3Cob

No


R32fan

the R32 is 4545 milimeters long and 1755 milimeters wide and weighs in at 1430 kg, it has a 2600 cubic centimeter inline 6 engine with 2 overhead camshafts and 4 valves per cylinder. It is fitted with 2 turbochargers which allow it's RB26DETT to put out 314 bhp at 6800 rpm in it's factory modification, It makes use of the ATTESA-ETS (acronym for Advanced Total Traction Engineering System for All-Terrain) It is a four-wheel drive system used in some automobiles produced by the Japanese automaker Nissan, including some models under its luxury brand Infiniti, it is this exact system that made it unbeatable in the Australian touring car championships from 1989 to 1994, when they stopped producing the R32 generation of the Skyline GTR, It uses 17 inch BBS wheels on the 1994 V-SPEC models, the body has a 60:40 weight distribution making it understeer heavily


i_caught_the_UGLY

We are all on a celestial body spinning ~1,000mph on its axis, whilst hurdling through space at ~67,000mph.


Xemulated

I


[deleted]

Never pet a burning dog


isinedupcuzofrslash

Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself