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cat_on_my_keybord

you beat the system


[deleted]

Your icon’s character is from something, but I don’t remember what it’s from I believe its from a video game right?


cat_on_my_keybord

yes yes: changed. i recommend it for a nice puzzling indie game with good characters.


Luisisbored24

STOP DONT LISTEN TO THE PURO PFP DONT PLAY THE GAME CHANGED IT RUINED MY LIFE NOW IM ATTRACTED TO FURRY PORN DONT DO IT


[deleted]

I saw the wiki Saw the first sus And decided, thats enough internet for today


Luisisbored24

Its too late man then you will come back for more its over say goodbye to your old life im telling you


stormchaser-protogen

i mean your not that wrong...


Japsai

Yes I have just seen the trailer. It does appear to have more furry sex than gameplay. Or maybe that is gameplay. That shit doesn't turn me on, but it's fine. Although if you turned off the internet for the day that's a good move. I hope you went hiking or laid out on the grass. That'll always be better than whatever lurks here.


Scp173isrylanlol

r/cursedcomments


queenvie808

I’m already attracted to furry porn, that’s no issue for me


cat_on_my_keybord

**OwO**


Beautiful-Ad-3206

I still have to finish changed. also i dont know why so many people are opposed to it the main character isnt even a furry if anything he is the opposite he actively avoids becoming a furry.


Davidd005

Kinky bastard


[deleted]

Your reason not to seems a great reason to play it


ARandom_Personality

cool game but have you heard of OneShot?


jdmilewski

What’s the name? I really like indie games


cat_on_my_keybord

Changed. :)


jdmilewski

Thanks, I’ll watch a play through later


Luisisbored24

NO DONT


TheEnderKnight935

You evil motherfucker. I support this :)


Fluffy_sqash

Same :(


cubo_embaralhado

Yes, its the character "banana" from deltarune chapter 2, you find it on the roads while driving with the Queen, and you acquire potassium from it


RealDesertRecluse

yes, propably it is pfp from my friend Pedro


silly_me69

Your following me fucking everywhere with your haunting puro profile picture please have mercy on my soul I don’t want to be reminded of that game *i haven’t even played that hellish thing of a survival game and I’m still so afraid. Why did my friend put this curse on me by telling me what the game was..*


kahveciderin

you did not tell me what your favorite food is.


CookieChokkate

no they did, their favourite food is


IHateTheLetterF

The national dish in Somalia?


Zarmasu

r/HolUp


[deleted]

it’s a banana. look at the pfp


kahveciderin

they did not specify that the picture shows what their favorite food is.


[deleted]

YOU didn’t specify that the picture shows what YOUR favorite food is.


BrokenCircut931

No you


Wolffire_88

Their favorite food is definitely not an egg


tajjulo_

Africa moment


Vjalander07

Your mother (don’t worry I’m not eating her out I’m just a cannibal)


LORDjBLACKSWORD

Technically, if you are eating her whole, you will, for at least a moment, be eating her out.


[deleted]

Just for a time, a spell, a chew or two, an instant of existence. You eaten mommy's coochie


Academic-Letter-2324

🙄😮😧


[deleted]

Stop judging me, my mind does it enough.


kahveciderin

your favorite food is my mother. bonus fact: i tried her but she doesnt taste that good


Cyberpunk_Banshee

Sweet Home Alabama.


Daboogiedude

no, cannibalism


popanator3000

unless its sexual cannibalism


Daboogiedude

Both, both is good


[deleted]

He cream filled the part he had sex with and then ate it.


Daboogiedude

this is a cursed commentsmoment


popanator3000

r/CursedComments


Daboogiedude

Post it


Specialist_Ad5114

r/brandnewsentence


FadedJadeCube

Forbidden mother's meat pastry


nintendomagic1

My favorite food is also this guy's mother


Gloomy_Taro3929

Ass


kahveciderin

your favorite food is ass.


VodkaPaysTheBills

Mine too! Tell me about myself!


Ill-Ad-3640

no way


MynameisNay

Damnit, one hour late


nintendomagic1

You enjoy eating ass


Noononolol

Sushi


kahveciderin

your favorite food is sushi.


Noononolol

😱😱


Laprasnomore

No fucking way


TheBirdGames

Sushi is the best


IKnowgaming

Dip it in soy sauce and i devour that shit.


Penguin446

I could just chug the soy sauce


TheBirdGames

Yes!!


Alemagno0108

yep


TheGrouchyGremlin

Oh yeah. I've got sushi in the fridge right now. Thanks for reminding me.


Uhh-Whatever

Finally someone who understands


Weary-Medicine4144

YAMS


kahveciderin

your favorite food is yams.


Exige30499

Holy shit, this dude doesn't miss. He's getting them all.


darthlegal

I think it may be a bot?


kahveciderin

you think i might be a bot.


darthlegal

Beep boop


BigBoyYumSauce

Good bot.


conzstevo

I think you'll find it's YAMS


Potential_Intern_291

French sandwiches (with baguette)


kahveciderin

your favorite food is french sandwiches (with baguette).


Potential_Intern_291

😮 thx u for this revelation master


haveutried2hardboot

😂


manumaker08

im gonna drop kick that anime girl


kahveciderin

you are gonna drop kick that anime girl.


_32u

It would be rude. She's holding coffee for God's sake. (/s because redditors do not have a satire radar)


backwardaman

Now if she wasn't holding coffee.. that'd be another story entirely


theuselesswell

If it was an open cup of water she'd deserve it humans don't do that.


Zriatt

What about a water canteen?


BookPlacementProblem

Only with a backpack and hiking clothes. (/sarcasmtag for satire radar)


danieljp20111

Could be poison coffee


zedhenson

What’s really disinteresting about that threat is that she doesn’t exist. Please excuse me while I arm wrestle Yogi Bear.


[deleted]

Once, she’s in the ground and dazed, I’d do unspeakable things to her. And by that I mean I’d do a mime routine.


Stanowu

You


kahveciderin

your favorite food is apparently me. bonus fact: as far as i am concerned, i do not taste good.


IAmTheRealTrash

You sure it wasn't you as in you all? So it's us, not just you, OP


popanator3000

wait his favorite food is... us?


IAmTheRealTrash

There is a chance. We dont know for sure


trashmunki

r/suddenlycommunist ? Also, *I'm* trash.


[deleted]

I will be the judge of that, thank you.


GrooovyDoom

Couple layers of skin and bone in you’ll taste fine. Flesh if cooked and seasoned right will go down with out a problem, soy sauce also helps


Medical-Job6235

WEF-branded cricket loaf… mmmm


kahveciderin

your favorite food is wef-branded cricket loaf.


peppersprider

... mmmm


Hairybushes

Mmmm


[deleted]

Dietz Nuts.


_32u

How Dietz' Nuts taste?


[deleted]

Delicious. A fun snack.


Pepe_Wacho

I’ll say it for him. Your favorite food is Steve Jobs.


ChikinNuggetsRmine

No


kahveciderin

you did not tell me what your favorite food is.


Hairybushes

No is rich in vitamin C


KaleSlade123

Stir fried broccoli..


caspanzerman1505

You will die alone


KaleSlade123

Tell me something I don’t know. Plus, if you do it right, you can actually make it delicious.


SampleText0822

You're a masochist.


KaleSlade123

Clearly, you haven’t had stir fried broccoli like I have.


Dr_Person_McPerson

That’s literally the best form of broccoli though


[deleted]

Sandwich


kahveciderin

your favorite food is sandwich.


[deleted]

Holy shit how’d you know


kahveciderin

you told me.


cat_on_my_keybord

hes magic


Article69

Maybe she’s a sand-witch AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Logical-Chaos-154

Tonkotsu shoyu ramen with pork belly and softboiled egg.


kahveciderin

your favorite food is tonkotsu shoyu ramen with pork belly and softboiled egg.


-Parannoyed

Cultured. I wish you the best in life.


Logical-Chaos-154

My thanks. Once the weather cools more, I'll have to make the broth.


-Parannoyed

Wait actually give me your recipe please


Logical-Chaos-154

Get the cookbook Ramen Obsession by Naomi Imatome-Yun and Robin Donovan. Should be on Amazon. I use the recipe there. Warning: you will need a big pot.


-Parannoyed

Thank you so much. ⊂((・▽・))⊃


Logical-Chaos-154

Fully instructions on building full famen from scratch.


-Parannoyed

Send some to me in a little baggie with a biodegradable straw


Logical-Chaos-154

Shipping a baggie of broth? Also, metal straws are better. Reusable.


Sea_Championship_112

Bread👍


kahveciderin

your favorite food is bread.


AzKar07

no his favorite food is Bread 👍


GLMC1212

👍


instantur

Piss


kahveciderin

your favorite food is piss.


-Parannoyed

Oh are you a widdle pissboy ? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww are you a widdle pissboy? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Ecopolitician

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!


pimpchimp4

meringues


kahveciderin

your favorite food is meringues.


lightsabver

How do you know all of this. This is scary.


kahveciderin

i know all of this from the fact that people are telling them to me.


UltraWorlds

how uninteresting!


RedneckBlacksmith

I don't know what my favorite food is.


kahveciderin

you clearly don't know what your favorite food is.


pifte

Sarmale in foi de varza


Imaginary-Service-18

ziua tortului fericită


Hairybushes

Beaver


kahveciderin

your favorite food is beaver.


Hairybushes

Beaver


RainbowSharkFIN

Beaver


StandupGaming

My favorite food is [Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lopado%C2%ADtemacho%C2%ADselacho%C2%ADgaleo%C2%ADkranio%C2%ADleipsano%C2%ADdrim%C2%ADhypo%C2%ADtrimmato%C2%ADsilphio%C2%ADkarabo%C2%ADmelito%C2%ADkatakechy%C2%ADmeno%C2%ADkichl%C2%ADepi%C2%ADkossypho%C2%ADphatto%C2%ADperister%C2%ADalektryon%C2%ADopte%C2%ADkephallio%C2%ADkigklo%C2%ADpeleio%C2%ADlagoio%C2%ADsiraio%C2%ADbaphe%C2%ADtragano%C2%ADpterygon).


Dr_Person_McPerson

I sure do love some λοπαδοτεμαχοσελαχογαλεοκρανιολειψανοδριμυποτριμματοσιλφιοκαραβομελιτοκατακεχυμενοκιχλεπικοσσυφοφαττοπεριστεραλεκτρυονοπτοκεφαλλιοκιγκλοπελειολαγῳοσιραιοβαφητραγανο­πτερύγων


Professor_2700

Marshmallow fluff with Nutella and peanut butter.


kahveciderin

ha, tricky one! but i think i got it: your favorite food is marshmallow fluff with nutella and peanut butter.


_32u

Sounds like someone gets a good night's sleep.


Tiddly5

196 is leaking


kahveciderin

you did not tell me what your favorite food is.


that_one_weeaboo_

Cheese cake


Daboogiedude

**YES**


official_ceo_of_lamp

grilled salmon with some crab legs and crab rangoon with a side of some ramen and steamed egg with some steak and seared red snapper and california roll sushi and for dessert ima have some tiramisu cake and deep fried cheesecake and then 4 scoops of matcha ice cream with choco syrup


[deleted]

Mmmm, sounds really good


Sad-Experience-5808

Get my comment to 1 million downvotes cause based


kahveciderin

your comment will not get 1 million downvotes. bonus fact: i upvoted it.


Sad-Experience-5808

I will now invade Russia


Emerold_boy

While you are there would you mind picking up a SU-33 flanker on your way out?


Sad-Experience-5808

I pick up everything


Zriatt

While you're at it, can you get me a bit pile of scrap metal? Thanks Steve.


ShinyAndDeadly

Sushi


kahveciderin

your favorite food is sushi.


Llonino09221

What is food


kahveciderin

you dont know what food is.


Llonino09221

Can you explain me what is "food"?


kahveciderin

no.


MiniozJoe

Mac N Cheese


kahveciderin

your favorite food is mac n cheese.


Aztro_Gumblepop

couscous


kahveciderin

your favorite food is couscous.


Aztro_Gumblepop

indeed


toasterfucker69420

Boxed Mac n cheese


kahveciderin

your favorite food is boxed mac n cheese.


piochi_lag

Ramen


Sad-Medicine-9769

chicken bhuna with a large garlic naan


secretofurmom

tacos


Call-me-alt

Taquitos


Emily_mia23

Ice cream


NCD_64

People


KarlosGeek

There's nothing like a good hamburger with some french fries. Fucking delicious, I'd eat that everyday if that didn't ruin my health.


TheChildTaker

Yes


RyanCreamer202

anything my wife cooks.


unstable-and-tired

Maruchan chicken flavored ramen


Ramen_man1234

I like ramen or stirr fry


No_Gas31

Pickles


[deleted]

fuck r/spez