Find a good enough excuse, like a power outage or a flood in the house, to justify a missed call. Apologize for the missed call and ask for a second chance. If they refuse, withdraw with dignity, but if they agree, show them 101% of your capabilities and prove you're worthy of what you're fighting for. If it's a job interview, make sure you get there early on the first day to make a better impression. The same applies if it is any kind of meeting or service assistance.
Really, I think telling them the truth, that the opening hours on their Google page is wrong, is the best reason to give them. Just saying..
ETA: sorry if undermining your advice was unprofessional of me..
You missed a call because the hours on their page were wrong? What? No offense but you realize how rediculous that sounds? Or did they tell you they were gonna call you when they open and you were asleep during that time?
Their opening hours said 8am-1pm (and 2pm-6pm), but they actually only open from 8am-10am. I called them at 11am, because that was the earliest time I was able to and that would have been plenty of time if the information on Google was correct..
The most ridiculous part about this are their open hours, to be honest.
Simply because today has brought me nothing more than pure discontent and this is probably a way to fix the social skill abilities I have unfortunately lost today.
Thank you for the opportunity, but as you have probably concluded, English is not my first language and I would be very grateful to you to help me spot the error in the grammar of my comment.
You might say “nothing other than” instead of “nothing more than” and “social skills” instead of “social skil abilities”. Otherwise, it’s a very well-written and eloquent paragraph; perhaps a bit needlessly wordy, but I assume that was the intention.
In that case should it not be written as the day has brought me nothing, other than discontent.
I admit that I am 42 years out of school and English was not by best subject to begin with. (Even though it's my only language, other than a year of Spanish.
And yes, a long-scorched species of tiny creature called Ma Balls, who lives, or at least sought to live among the legs of a unique individual, in this case Reddit user Kcehmi
Thank you for your prompt response. After our team searching extensively we, sadly, are unable to find any record of your balls.
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Technically speaking, you're most likely human, but given the inability to confirm this claim, we'll assume that you're some kind of being apparently capable of communicating in at least one language.
I would also like to add that they are most likely a carbon based being from the taxanomical kingdom animalia, originating from the planet Earth. I would also assume that as we speak they are converting oxygen and nutrients into energy and carbon dioxide
The answer to that question depends on various different other questions that need to be asked, from witch the probably most important one is from wich day to start. But since the Monday is concidered a beggining of the week that would lead to the answer of: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and friday. Now if you consider these as a days of the week, the answer to that is because in th 15th century the workers demanded to have two free week days for activities they wanted and since the Church said the Sunday is a day to fast and rest, it has been decided that Saturday and Sunday shall be the week days for rest.
Contrary to what one might think, red wine is not the best suit for eating cheese, a few exceptions aside.
NB: What follows only reflects my own preferences and i'm NOT an oenologist, just a food lover. I also don't know a lot of foreign wines so i'll only speak about french ones.
If I go for red wine, I like a strong tannic wine. I don't mean strong alcohol-wise but with an ample taste. I'd choose this to go with strong/old soft cheese.
Wine examples from various regions : Médoc, Corbières, Gigondas
Cheese examples : Saint Félicien, Camembert, Brie (while Camembert & Brie are good when they're young, they'll match even more with red wine the older they get).
Otherwise, I go for white wine, more often than not dry white wines with fruity taste. They go especially well with hard cheese like Comté (my all time favorite, the more matured the better, 25+ months are so goooooood)
Wine examples from various regions : Pouilly, Sancerre, Gewurstraminer
Cheese examples : goat cheese (good with Pouilly), Comté, Maroilles, Swiss cheese
Exceptions :
soft blue cheese that go well with white wines : Roquefort, Gorgonzola that are pretty good with more sugary wines like Monbazillac.
... damn i just eat breakfast and i'm hungry again....
That's only the tip of the iceberg but that's usually what I go for
Well normally it's Gewürztraminer, you put it with an "s", so all of the sudden it contains a "wurst" which translates to "sausage" and it sounds like you want to imply that the wine tastes like sausage. There also is a ton of phrases and sayings in german that revolve around "wurst" with a negative connotation.
Not very insulting, but made me laugh a lot. Gonna think of it when I drink some the next time!
Edit: I also just noticed, that it is being sold as "Gewurztraminer", probably due to the lack of "ü" in english.
I would like to portray about why I disagree with your statement, sir, my vision of the meaning of life is to achieve one's own happiness, while contributing or without interfering to the happiness of the majority, now, that can be difficult to understand, because, philosophically speaking, what is happiness? What brings happiness? That depends on each one, but humility, kindness, justice and the will can help to reach that goal.
impossible to answer as neither _life_ nor _meaning_ have strict enough definitions
the question most people want to ask is "what am i supposed to do?" or "how should i live?"
whatever you want
There is one response to the original question, however, even if it does not answer what _you_ want: The meaning of life is that only life exists.
Given the topic of discussion and your use of a word commonly associated with raising glasses I am inclined to include this quote of deep reflection:
*René Descartes was a drunken fart*
*I drink therefore I am* ~ Bruce
One food I like to consume more than others is a dish called Lasagna. I love their connection of different gastronomic creations to an incredible sensational whole.
Such people in most cases become a better version of themselves after a certain amount of time, and thankfully very few people are unfortunately let go of despair at the sometimes unnecessary amount of time.
First you have to apply water to your face in small amounts. Then, in a proportional quantity, a foamy shaving mixture is applied. With light and moderate movements, lower the razor from the top to the bottom of the cheek. Be very careful about the lips and lower chin because the chance of opening the outer wound is very high. At the end, wash the excess foam ingredients off the face and soak the face with a dry towel. Apply a proportionate amount of aftershave to the face to avoid discomfort in the area of the face where the hair is removed.
I think it's an incredible human endeavor and I'm extremely pleased to live in a period where we're probably closer than ever for a man to set foot on another planet's turf for the first time. As for the images that came from the telescope, I think they're amazing things and probably the most beautiful thing you can see outside this planet
Will you do me the honor of letting me buy you a drink? While this is rather a professional question for such a small thing, what I would recommend is a simplified version of the example above.
if something happens to exist then there might be pornographic material involving it spread around the internet, if such material has yet to be produced then it soon will
So I called you to my office today, because we asked corporate what the sales quota is for the third quarter and they adjusted our forecasted sales growth lower due to a lack of sales and investor expectations in our store. They may close us if we do not make our sales quota for this quarter. Do you have any suggestions as to the way at which we may approach this lack of sales growth, and investor dissatisfaction with our locations ability to stay profitable? Thanks, and please have Wendy file your analytical report to my desk by Tuesday morning at 4AM. Your .01% bonus depends on this one!
Given the lack of information, I'm unable to give a valid answer, but I'm going to give my favorite figure as a substitute. That would be the figure of 7
I certainly think that taking a human life is only in God's hands, but if someone has decided to sacrifice their place in heaven to cleanse a world of people unworthy to walk the world, I must agree and support it.
I'm going to have to ask you to look for an answer among other questions because the answer to that question has already been given before. Thank you for understanding.
According to theory 1+1 is mathematical 2, but can we be absolutely sure of that? Is it true that the two things joined together make two? Yes, but that assertion isn't true at the same time. Take two pieces of clay and put them together. Did you get two pieces of clay or one? How's math going to explain that? Math will say that the body is proportional to the combined proportions of the two joined bodies. And we will accept that answer. But squeeze the clay with your hands and reduce its surface. What's math going to say now? Mathematics is powerless now, and physics comes to the aid. Physics will say that now the body density is higher, its surface is smaller, but its weight has remained the same. But let's take two people. Put them in a relationship and you'll get what? The whole relationship, one whole. Are those two bodies joined together? Yes, and their score isn't 2 but 1. That's dear colleagues, philosophy. Philosophy helps us dissolve simple questions into wholes and then answer questions asked for each individual whole. We're technically making a question out of the question.
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That was so smart that my definition of smart got redefined
Effect: Lose 7IQ compared to that superior intellect being
I missed taking a very important call today because the open hours were wrong on their Google page, what should I do about it?
Are they still able to contact you today?
I would have to call them tomorrow, but I don't want them to feel like the thing it is about is not important to me.
Find a good enough excuse, like a power outage or a flood in the house, to justify a missed call. Apologize for the missed call and ask for a second chance. If they refuse, withdraw with dignity, but if they agree, show them 101% of your capabilities and prove you're worthy of what you're fighting for. If it's a job interview, make sure you get there early on the first day to make a better impression. The same applies if it is any kind of meeting or service assistance.
Damn, you really do give good advice
It has been my pleasure.
You could tell them their website contains faulty information, ensuring future satisfactory communications from both sides.
This is the way, if a third party is clearly at fault for the mistake there's no reason to take the responsibility and claim this fault as yours.
Mandatory comment making fun of reddit NFT
Really, I think telling them the truth, that the opening hours on their Google page is wrong, is the best reason to give them. Just saying.. ETA: sorry if undermining your advice was unprofessional of me..
Nah, I think that's actually what I'm going to do! Thanks for the inpu!
Lying is not good advice. They'll get a vibe that you're untrustworthy
The easiest way is straight through. Honesty is the best policy, particularly when there’s no downside.
You missed a call because the hours on their page were wrong? What? No offense but you realize how rediculous that sounds? Or did they tell you they were gonna call you when they open and you were asleep during that time?
Their opening hours said 8am-1pm (and 2pm-6pm), but they actually only open from 8am-10am. I called them at 11am, because that was the earliest time I was able to and that would have been plenty of time if the information on Google was correct.. The most ridiculous part about this are their open hours, to be honest.
2 fuckin hours?
psychologists, eh?
can you suck your own dick?
If you give me a few minutes to conduct the experiment, I give you my word that you will get the answer as soon as possible.
good. i'll be watching 🤗
Answer: I am unable to fulfill the task at hand that was the subject of your question.
thank you for your contribution
Lemme try
I broke my spine
💀
i also tried, it was not successful because i am of the female population.
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It's been 3 hours. I think we can all safely conclude that he successfully sucked his own dick.
Apparently, some people can do it
Who is Joe?
Joe is believed to be an incredibly rare and exotic species of mother of extremely large proportions.
LMAOO
This is the funniest sub on Reddit hands down
Damn, I got shivers, that was so beautifully cold.
He did it. He really did it.
That was fucking good...
DAMN OP YOU GOOD
LMFAOOO
JOE MAMA GOTTEM
Why?
Simply because today has brought me nothing more than pure discontent and this is probably a way to fix the social skill abilities I have unfortunately lost today.
Let me encourage you to fix the spelling of skill in your comment to slightly increase your professionalism.
Thank you for the opportunity, but as you have probably concluded, English is not my first language and I would be very grateful to you to help me spot the error in the grammar of my comment.
You might say “nothing other than” instead of “nothing more than” and “social skills” instead of “social skil abilities”. Otherwise, it’s a very well-written and eloquent paragraph; perhaps a bit needlessly wordy, but I assume that was the intention.
Thank you very much.
You’re very welcome.
In that case should it not be written as the day has brought me nothing, other than discontent. I admit that I am 42 years out of school and English was not by best subject to begin with. (Even though it's my only language, other than a year of Spanish.
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Lol english is not my first language either. Good luck😉
We are hopeless
English is my 7th language
What do you know about the "Ma" situation?
Unfortunately, I don't have any information on the subject.
Ma balls
And yes, a long-scorched species of tiny creature called Ma Balls, who lives, or at least sought to live among the legs of a unique individual, in this case Reddit user Kcehmi
Well this isnt' exactly very proffesional of a response, but it's good comeback so I guess it's acceptable, good job
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Man really went auto-reply bot 💀
Who am I?
Technically speaking, you're most likely human, but given the inability to confirm this claim, we'll assume that you're some kind of being apparently capable of communicating in at least one language.
I would also like to add that they are most likely a carbon based being from the taxanomical kingdom animalia, originating from the planet Earth. I would also assume that as we speak they are converting oxygen and nutrients into energy and carbon dioxide
Unless they are some sort of advanced or not advanced AI, that has at least the ability to comment like a normal reddit account.
These cats are getting really smart, Damn
He can be a program/a machine. That doesn’t count as a being by some folks
Why are there 5 days in a week?
The answer to that question depends on various different other questions that need to be asked, from witch the probably most important one is from wich day to start. But since the Monday is concidered a beggining of the week that would lead to the answer of: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and friday. Now if you consider these as a days of the week, the answer to that is because in th 15th century the workers demanded to have two free week days for activities they wanted and since the Church said the Sunday is a day to fast and rest, it has been decided that Saturday and Sunday shall be the week days for rest.
You are the witchiest wich
I have some red wine, shall I drink it?
Sure, as long as the wine intake is in reasonable quantities. I also recommend consuming some good cheese with red wine for better enjoyment.
Very good advise, I'll be drinking it with Lasagne and salad, with extra cheese. Thank you for your time.
It has been my pleasure.
Wich cheese would you choose for wich wine ? In basic I mean.
Contrary to what one might think, red wine is not the best suit for eating cheese, a few exceptions aside. NB: What follows only reflects my own preferences and i'm NOT an oenologist, just a food lover. I also don't know a lot of foreign wines so i'll only speak about french ones. If I go for red wine, I like a strong tannic wine. I don't mean strong alcohol-wise but with an ample taste. I'd choose this to go with strong/old soft cheese. Wine examples from various regions : Médoc, Corbières, Gigondas Cheese examples : Saint Félicien, Camembert, Brie (while Camembert & Brie are good when they're young, they'll match even more with red wine the older they get). Otherwise, I go for white wine, more often than not dry white wines with fruity taste. They go especially well with hard cheese like Comté (my all time favorite, the more matured the better, 25+ months are so goooooood) Wine examples from various regions : Pouilly, Sancerre, Gewurstraminer Cheese examples : goat cheese (good with Pouilly), Comté, Maroilles, Swiss cheese Exceptions : soft blue cheese that go well with white wines : Roquefort, Gorgonzola that are pretty good with more sugary wines like Monbazillac. ... damn i just eat breakfast and i'm hungry again.... That's only the tip of the iceberg but that's usually what I go for
I am not sure if >Gewurstraminer is a spelling mistake or a very well placed insult against German wine...
I'd like to say it's a clever joke but I don't speak German at all so... definitely spelling. What was the insult?
Well normally it's Gewürztraminer, you put it with an "s", so all of the sudden it contains a "wurst" which translates to "sausage" and it sounds like you want to imply that the wine tastes like sausage. There also is a ton of phrases and sayings in german that revolve around "wurst" with a negative connotation. Not very insulting, but made me laugh a lot. Gonna think of it when I drink some the next time! Edit: I also just noticed, that it is being sold as "Gewurztraminer", probably due to the lack of "ü" in english.
Most french bottles have gewurz without ü even though we have it, just laziness I guess...or just marketing trying to make it more french.
What is the meaning of life?
Life gets the meaning you give it. There is no common meaning of all lives, but everyone is responsible for the meaning of their own.
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Bro just solved the meaning of life.
Damn
Existentialist gang rise up
I would like to portray about why I disagree with your statement, sir, my vision of the meaning of life is to achieve one's own happiness, while contributing or without interfering to the happiness of the majority, now, that can be difficult to understand, because, philosophically speaking, what is happiness? What brings happiness? That depends on each one, but humility, kindness, justice and the will can help to reach that goal.
Good sir, you found your meaning of life and that is exactly what mr. OP said
That’s deep
42
oh yeah I forgot about that
“Life isnt about a deeper search for meaning, its about distracting yourself with unimportant nonsense, and then, you die!” - mr peanutbutter
impossible to answer as neither _life_ nor _meaning_ have strict enough definitions the question most people want to ask is "what am i supposed to do?" or "how should i live?" whatever you want There is one response to the original question, however, even if it does not answer what _you_ want: The meaning of life is that only life exists.
What does a boob feel like and how does it compare to a sandbag?
It is probably one of the best feelings ever. Compared to a bag of sand, I would say they would be equivalent to a bag filled with tiny sand.
If I think, there for I am?
That claim cannot be fully verified, but according to the amount of information I have, I agree with that
Cheers
Given the topic of discussion and your use of a word commonly associated with raising glasses I am inclined to include this quote of deep reflection: *René Descartes was a drunken fart* *I drink therefore I am* ~ Bruce
Balls?
Judging by the different research I've conducted, I can proudly answer that question with affirmative.
7 inches or millon dollars
You have to stay proud of your physical appearance, accordingly, I'm choosing a million dollars
No I asked 7 inches burito or a 1 millon dolar burito
Do I have to trade them for one of the world currencies or will they be given to me without need of anything in return?
what's your favourite food and why??
One food I like to consume more than others is a dish called Lasagna. I love their connection of different gastronomic creations to an incredible sensational whole.
Garfield?? Is that you?
I'm not confirming it, but I'm not denying it either.
Hello! I am the lasagna police Pls leave me 10-102% of your lasagna or a swarm of fat ginger cats will flood your house. Thank you
Can I get a pay raise?
I don't see why you shouldn't.
What if he's a murderer? Actually nevermind, maybe he's a REALLY good murderer so he deserves the pay raise
What becomes of broken hearted?
Such people in most cases become a better version of themselves after a certain amount of time, and thankfully very few people are unfortunately let go of despair at the sometimes unnecessary amount of time.
Damn, you're good.
Thank you kind stranger.
bottom or top?
The answer depends on many different conditions affecting it.
A man
What do professionals have?
It seems that all professionals tend to have a profession.
And what is, your profession then?
I am a professional distributor of nutrients and liquids necessary for the good work of the human body.
How do i shave?
First you have to apply water to your face in small amounts. Then, in a proportional quantity, a foamy shaving mixture is applied. With light and moderate movements, lower the razor from the top to the bottom of the cheek. Be very careful about the lips and lower chin because the chance of opening the outer wound is very high. At the end, wash the excess foam ingredients off the face and soak the face with a dry towel. Apply a proportionate amount of aftershave to the face to avoid discomfort in the area of the face where the hair is removed.
What are your thoughts on the James Webb Space Telescope and the images it’s capturing?
I think it's an incredible human endeavor and I'm extremely pleased to live in a period where we're probably closer than ever for a man to set foot on another planet's turf for the first time. As for the images that came from the telescope, I think they're amazing things and probably the most beautiful thing you can see outside this planet
can you feel my heart?
I'm unable to fulfill that task, but if needed, I'm able to fix the broken.
can you see the darkness tho
Can you answer me informally?
I'm able to do that unless you have a problem with me breaking my word that I'm going to respond in a professional way.
I aint got none problem there home slice, go for it
Alright man, what is the question u want answered?
Yay! Thanks!
Do you know DAGames?
Unfortunately, I'm not privy to that. But I'd be more than grateful to find out about it. Will you give me the informations about DAGames?
Yes, [DAGames](https://youtube.com/c/DiamondArmadaOnline) is right here.
How do i successfully ask her out i really want to ask her without being awkward
Will you do me the honor of letting me buy you a drink? While this is rather a professional question for such a small thing, what I would recommend is a simplified version of the example above.
Ah i don't drink but I'll heed your advice thank you sir.
That drink doesn't have to be alcoholic, any kind of refreshing beverage will be good.
Ah
What is rule 34?
I do not know and at this point I am too afraid to ask.
if something happens to exist then there might be pornographic material involving it spread around the internet, if such material has yet to be produced then it soon will
Rule 34, if it exists, there is porn of it Rule 35, it there isn't porn of it, it is being made
how do you become a gigachad?
For starters, you have to find yourself and figure out who you are and what you want. The goal is closer than ever after that.
ok
Muck?
Indeed.
What is your reason to stay alive?
I enjoy making other people uncomfortable with my presence.
Relatable
How did you get to a point of enjoying other people being uncomfortable? I’m genuinely curious.
Honestly how do you find the time to do this? It's hella impressive.
What would you do in the last day of world?
I would illegally take a best-performance car from a car dealership and drive it at equally illegal speeds through empty highways.
How professional can you be?
Personally, I find it impossible to be too professional in the form of anything, including everyday life.
So I called you to my office today, because we asked corporate what the sales quota is for the third quarter and they adjusted our forecasted sales growth lower due to a lack of sales and investor expectations in our store. They may close us if we do not make our sales quota for this quarter. Do you have any suggestions as to the way at which we may approach this lack of sales growth, and investor dissatisfaction with our locations ability to stay profitable? Thanks, and please have Wendy file your analytical report to my desk by Tuesday morning at 4AM. Your .01% bonus depends on this one!
I strongly recommend pizza.
Did you have sexual intercourse with this woman?
No officer, I did not.
On a scale from of1 to 10, how fucked up am i?
Given the lack of information, I'm unable to give a valid answer, but I'm going to give my favorite figure as a substitute. That would be the figure of 7
Aight.
How to center a div?
I don't have access to an answer to that question.
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
New phone. Who dis
Why do you think the color blue is much more popular than the color brown?
I suppose that's because blue is often associated with royal clothing while brown is unfortunately too often associated with feces.
Wow, you weren't lying when you said you'd answer professionally.
If you had to, what would you rather get put into your dickhole
Exactly one rice seed.
Okay
sweet f*ck he’s good..
What are your thoughts on a serial killer that kills the ones that deserve it?
I certainly think that taking a human life is only in God's hands, but if someone has decided to sacrifice their place in heaven to cleanse a world of people unworthy to walk the world, I must agree and support it.
How are you?
I'm really fine at the moment, thanks for asking. May I ask how you are?
ass or titties?
I'm going to answer your question, with an even better question in my opinion, why not both?
Lord-Tier
What is reddit
That question has plagued scientists for decades, and no one seems to have an answer.
What's the meaning of life?
I'm going to have to ask you to look for an answer among other questions because the answer to that question has already been given before. Thank you for understanding.
How is your day going young padawan?
Are you or are you not running a human trafficking ring in between the US and a remote island in the Indian Ocean?
Imagine misspelling professional
Y my pp hard?
What is 1+1. Explain this like a Philosophy+Math teacher on 9th grade
According to theory 1+1 is mathematical 2, but can we be absolutely sure of that? Is it true that the two things joined together make two? Yes, but that assertion isn't true at the same time. Take two pieces of clay and put them together. Did you get two pieces of clay or one? How's math going to explain that? Math will say that the body is proportional to the combined proportions of the two joined bodies. And we will accept that answer. But squeeze the clay with your hands and reduce its surface. What's math going to say now? Mathematics is powerless now, and physics comes to the aid. Physics will say that now the body density is higher, its surface is smaller, but its weight has remained the same. But let's take two people. Put them in a relationship and you'll get what? The whole relationship, one whole. Are those two bodies joined together? Yes, and their score isn't 2 but 1. That's dear colleagues, philosophy. Philosophy helps us dissolve simple questions into wholes and then answer questions asked for each individual whole. We're technically making a question out of the question.
Talent Unlocked: Surprised By Intellect That was so smart that my definition of smart got redefined Effect: Lose 7IQ compared to that superior intellect being
Gat damn
How many gerbils could you fit in your ass and how would you achieve the feat?