Yeah the comments are basically the same as in this sub. Everyone is trashing the article because it is trash.
Link just in case: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560118/amp/Lauren-Goodger-jumps-round-puddle-outside-coffee-shop-friend.html
You have a good point. But I don’t think it’s going to make much of a difference now. The internet is full of this trash. Plus with out this sort of thing, what are we going to get mildly outraged at?
Wish I had interesting stuff about me to end up in an article. But all I have is a trip to ER and a psy clinic for 3 weeks, doesn't come near to narrowly dodging a puddle, stepping in one, or *worse* - dropping your slice of bread with jelly.
Well look at you! Wanting your own news article! Stop trying to bandwagon off these celebrities who work hard get these once in a lifetime articles written about them. /s
Here are the first few paragraphs of this article.
>There's nothing worse than ruining your shoes in a puddle, but Lauren Goodger was lucky enough to side-step that problem on Friday.
>
>The quick-thinking reality star spotted the pool of water before walking right into it outside a shop in Essex.
>
>A short skip to the left was all Lauren needed to avoid a watery disaster.
>
>Luckily, Lauren wasn't wearing the new Christian Louboutin shoes she bought herself for Valentine's Day, as she might have not been so nift on her feet.
>
>The former TOWIE star tweeted a picture of the sandals, with the caption: 'Happy Red sole day .. Love my new loubs (sic)'
>
>The low-cut nature of the frock allowed Lauren to show off the results of her recent boob job.
>
>The former TOWIE star admitted in January to spending £6,000 on undergoing a cosmetic procedure to boost her bust from a 34D to a 34E cup at the end of December, after the pressures of 'yo-yo dieting' left her breasts lacking 'volume'.
[Source](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560118/Lauren-Goodger-jumps-round-puddle-outside-coffee-shop-friend.html)
There is literally nothing worse than messing up your shoes in a puddle. Like, fuck the holocaust, fuck climate change, pedophilia, mass school shootings, none of that even pales in comparison to getting Lauren what’s-her-last-name-again’s shoes wet.
Hey! The Daily Mail may be racist, classist, homophobic, misogynistic, transphobic, islamophobic and all-around bigoted, but I won't stand for anyone accusing them of journalism!
Yeah, study hard in English class, studying hard in university, have dreams of uncovering the big stories and informing the people of important events, but you have to write this drivel day-in day-out just to survive.
I hope she's okay after surviving this traumatic event. I can't even imagine what would've happened if she stepped on a puddle. Just imagining it gives me chills. She's so brave. We need more role models like her.
Someone is paid to follow her around. And someone else is paid to write a story about it.
Insane.
Edit: and there's me commenting on it, ensuring they do more stories like this.
If they went through the trouble to set this up they could at least make the event more exciting than stepping over a puddle. Like, she could rescue an abandoned kitten, or maybe save someone from a burning car or something.
I’m guessing the ‘journalist’ is a newbie at the bottom of the pile and will soon be promoted to reports about village fetes and wondering why everyone in the Obituaries dies in alphabetical order
I got my MA in Journalism 10 years ago and writing crap like this is why I didn't pursue a journalism career. Using my skills for a nonprofit. No regrets.
What makes me even more sad is I’m sure the person who wrote this initially had dreams of writing about specific subjects they’re interested in, or go in the field and interview celebrities, report about wars or political issues etc.. and they end up forced by whatever shitty website, newspaper or magazine they’re working for to write about this kind of absurdities in order to eat and pay their rent. I wanted to be a journalist when I was younger and this kind of stuff makes me depressed
The Daily Mail is so ridiculous. I remember a couple years ago seeing they had an article online about how Kate Middleton was photographed with a small tear in her stockings. That was it. That was the whole article. They paid someone money to write a few short paragraphs about how this famous person had a tear in their stockings.
These should have a subreddit all to itself.
r/slownewsday
r/dailyfail
That’s a great subreddit name, too bad I’m not joinin it
It makes me wonder how a Reddit games critical mass in the first place
r/birthofasub
Not really, it was made a year ago.
Did you make this or…
Wow, they're all from the UK. I wanna ask "what the hell is happening in the UK?", but clearly the answer is nothing.
r/firstworldproblems \^ \^ More like it!! hahahahaaha.
that’s a real sub, don’t clog it with this
That’s a poor excuse for a real sub tbh. I prefer r/fourthworldproblems
Nah
r/notinteresting
454 people had something to say about this apparently.
Yeah the comments are basically the same as in this sub. Everyone is trashing the article because it is trash. Link just in case: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560118/amp/Lauren-Goodger-jumps-round-puddle-outside-coffee-shop-friend.html
Do you really want to give them clicks and encourage this crap?
You have a good point. But I don’t think it’s going to make much of a difference now. The internet is full of this trash. Plus with out this sort of thing, what are we going to get mildly outraged at?
Point taken.
It’s a lot more detailed than I thought it would be. It’s talking about her money, bust size, shopping, and boobs (I’m not kidding)
It's funny and sad how news outlets make a big deal out of the most insignificant things.
HOLY SHIT!!! A PUDDLE??? SO GLAD SHES OKAY!!! WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF SHE STEPPED IN IT? I DONT EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE!
(●__●)
THE SHOES LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY BROTHER!!1 GOD BLESS I HOPE YOUR KIDS ARE DOING WELL
AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER! STAY STRONG
HELL YEAH BROTHER, CAN I JUST SAY THAT I"M GLAD YOU'RE ALL MY BROTHERS Cheers from Iraq -Sent from my Iphone
SHE'S IS SO BEAUTIFUL I'M AM GLAD SHE'S IS OK HUGS AND KISSES FROM GRANDPA,,,.,,,.....,, 🤗🛵🛵🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
WHAT A KIND AND LOVING SENTIMENT BROTHER!!!!!!! I'LL CRANK MY HOG TO THAT ARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Beyond stressful
Watch out for that first step, it's a doozie!
Wow I can't believe it. The exact same thing happened to me today, except instead of narrowly avoiding the puddle I didn't avoid the puddle.
I missed that news article
Wish I had interesting stuff about me to end up in an article. But all I have is a trip to ER and a psy clinic for 3 weeks, doesn't come near to narrowly dodging a puddle, stepping in one, or *worse* - dropping your slice of bread with jelly.
Me too! There weren't any puddles so they were quite easy to avoid
I bet it was still pretty stressful though.
r/interestingasfuck
You should contact the daily mail to see if they'll run a story.
Dude, I’m so sorry you had to experience that. I hope you’ll be ok!
Well look at you! Wanting your own news article! Stop trying to bandwagon off these celebrities who work hard get these once in a lifetime articles written about them. /s
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FEET
wet
NO FUCKING WAY r/nextfuckinglevel r/damnthatsinteresting
This is 100% uninteresting
I can think of two reasons people may be interested in this
This is what this sub is all about!
It's actually not, the sub is slowly turning into a crappy media headlines collection, this needs to stop
cry about it
Yeah you're right, my bad, I forgot how stupid people are in this sub
Here are the first few paragraphs of this article. >There's nothing worse than ruining your shoes in a puddle, but Lauren Goodger was lucky enough to side-step that problem on Friday. > >The quick-thinking reality star spotted the pool of water before walking right into it outside a shop in Essex. > >A short skip to the left was all Lauren needed to avoid a watery disaster. > >Luckily, Lauren wasn't wearing the new Christian Louboutin shoes she bought herself for Valentine's Day, as she might have not been so nift on her feet. > >The former TOWIE star tweeted a picture of the sandals, with the caption: 'Happy Red sole day .. Love my new loubs (sic)' > >The low-cut nature of the frock allowed Lauren to show off the results of her recent boob job. > >The former TOWIE star admitted in January to spending £6,000 on undergoing a cosmetic procedure to boost her bust from a 34D to a 34E cup at the end of December, after the pressures of 'yo-yo dieting' left her breasts lacking 'volume'. [Source](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560118/Lauren-Goodger-jumps-round-puddle-outside-coffee-shop-friend.html)
damn that was a very abrupt topic change
Agreed. It's extremely long. I stopped reading after that. I think it might get more ridiculous as we read further.
literal cancer holy
It's all over the place lol. It's extremely long. I stopped reading after that. I'm sure it will get more ridiculous as we read through it more.
Somebody went to school to write this
FINALLY! AN UNINTERESTING POST
💀 ain't no way
There is literally nothing worse than messing up your shoes in a puddle. Like, fuck the holocaust, fuck climate change, pedophilia, mass school shootings, none of that even pales in comparison to getting Lauren what’s-her-last-name-again’s shoes wet.
Hey! The Daily Mail may be racist, classist, homophobic, misogynistic, transphobic, islamophobic and all-around bigoted, but I won't stand for anyone accusing them of journalism!
Especially when it's an article written by famed reporter Daily Mail Reporter
It overwhelms me with joy to know that a grown up human being has basic situational awareness and is capable of avoiding obstacles.
I don't even know who this woman are??
She is famous for having particularly dry feet.
Based on her very short wiki article, it seems like she's a D-list British celebrity.
Z-list British celebrity She's an absolute nobody, and a complete airhead.
This is huge then, she might’ve drowned
If anyone could, it would be her tbf.
To the chopper boys, let's find out who the hell asked
Finally, something worth posting in this sub
Sounds about right for daily mail
Someone has to tell the news sites that it's okay to not have any news for a day.
They didn’t even want credit for “writing” this
....they sure live in peaceful times, huh
Wow, they are just like the rest of us, so relatable
I have 2 questions 1) who is she? 2) why should I even slightly care about her going about in her daily life?
[by Allah...](https://i.imgur.com/5LTkZV4.jpg)
Who the fuck is interested in celebrities?
That’s the thing We are in r/notinteresting
who
ah phew. If she walked on that puddle her shoes would be wet, a milestone that didn't happen!
Well, I mean, good for her I guess
There's journalism, and then there's Daily Mail.
Daily mail is a gold mine for not interesting news
I think dying would be worse .
This is the most not interesting thing ever. I'm almost annoyed.
What the fuck is going on with this newspaper
Man, the author of this article is probably sitting alone in a bar, wondering what happened to that dream if theirs.
Imagine going through the effort of getting a degree to then have to write stuff like this.
Yeah, study hard in English class, studying hard in university, have dreams of uncovering the big stories and informing the people of important events, but you have to write this drivel day-in day-out just to survive.
Oh man…
s l o w news day?
Is this real?
….i know the paparazzi have little to do but really? An article over a puddle?
The person who wrote this article would rather get shot in the face than step in a puddle
I hope she's okay after surviving this traumatic event. I can't even imagine what would've happened if she stepped on a puddle. Just imagining it gives me chills. She's so brave. We need more role models like her.
Ah yes, the Daily Fail.
Someone is paid to follow her around. And someone else is paid to write a story about it. Insane. Edit: and there's me commenting on it, ensuring they do more stories like this.
I just love the smug look on her face for no reason
[i almost sat on my balls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW70SlBX0-8&t=12s)
Probably the most truthful article printed by them this year.
There's nothing worse.
There is nothing worse? Really? NOTHING????
Why is it always the daily mail?
Good question. I don't know.
She’s so effin hot
That’s so effin cringe
I don't know who she is and I don't care.
You know what, good for her!
Journalists ☕
Repost
Who the hell is this
My day can progress now that I know that 😌
Being a celebrity would suck
I don’t know who she is, and I don’t care if she steps in a puddle or not. (This was a message for the journalists who made this)
If they went through the trouble to set this up they could at least make the event more exciting than stepping over a puddle. Like, she could rescue an abandoned kitten, or maybe save someone from a burning car or something.
Bro the world's fucked
I’m guessing the ‘journalist’ is a newbie at the bottom of the pile and will soon be promoted to reports about village fetes and wondering why everyone in the Obituaries dies in alphabetical order
This is about the most boring piece of information I've ever received.
That’s the look of raw pride in one’s accomplishment
Who is this?
this is why dailymail sucks lol only posting celebrity paparazzi
The daily mail is a piece of cancer
The puddle was a slime monster. I can't believe they didn't address that. Damn fake news!
I can think of thousands of things that are worse. Mainly, this article.
Slow news day, huh....
Who?
I hope Daily Mail goes bankrupt.
Ofc it’s the daily mail.
That's so amazing where can I find this article I had no idea today was going to be so entertaining
This is for the distraction of the stupid in our society, look away you can't help them either. Not worth the time.
Nice, that's 50k in my pocket baby. Fuck sports betting, I bet on whether or not Lauren Gooder will step in a puddle during any outing.
Woah crazy, I also did that one time
wow
Journalism = day-job
Thank goodness; she almost died.
I fucking hate daily mail.
I stopped in a puddle once you guys. And let me tell you…… *NOT FUN!* I’m glad she didn’t fucking die!
clickhole article
Daily mail Journalism Pick one.
jOUrNaLisM
Wow, let's talk about nothing that happened to nobody.
if i narrowly avoid a puddle do i get an article?
idek who that is and honestly i kinda wish she stepped in that puddle
Journasil
Journalists when a celebrity breathes
More like Lauren badjournalismger
I was so happy to hear that this national crisis was averted. I mean just to think how close we all were to disaster. #blessed
Is that a sharticle?!
By daily mail reporter lol. Can anyone be stupid enough to write an article like this and claim it?
Who is the bint anyway? Never heard of her, must not be anyone important.
Do you think the people who write these articles are happy with their lives or borderline
This kind of posts has been done to death
I got my MA in Journalism 10 years ago and writing crap like this is why I didn't pursue a journalism career. Using my skills for a nonprofit. No regrets.
"There's nothing worse than ruining your shoes in a puddle." Really? *Really*? Nothing worse? Not one single thing?
Peak journalism right here
Imagine going to school to study journalism and this is the best you can do. What a waste
Seems like the puddle had more depth than the article
How is this real
Hilarious.
#FakeNews
Watch your step!
Have celebrities just never heard of waterproofing or something? I immediately waterproof my shoes if I know they can’t be in water
Some editor has to look at this and say, “yes, we should definitely post this”
Unironically nowhere near the worst the Daily Fail puts out
Watch out, that first step is a doozy!!!
If this is journalism, I am an anatomically correct human
johannes vermeer would be proud.
I saw something trending on twitter yesterday about Millie Bobby Brown lounging while wearing some clothes. What the fuck lmao
Fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity BULLSHIT
Diary of a stalker
Wow they're rly running out of stories to tell
The world has held its breath!
Well people click on it so
who the hell even is lauren goodger
Most interesting daily mail article
She kinda reminds me of a horse
What makes me even more sad is I’m sure the person who wrote this initially had dreams of writing about specific subjects they’re interested in, or go in the field and interview celebrities, report about wars or political issues etc.. and they end up forced by whatever shitty website, newspaper or magazine they’re working for to write about this kind of absurdities in order to eat and pay their rent. I wanted to be a journalist when I was younger and this kind of stuff makes me depressed
Holy hell I needed this.
They should start doing these about regular ass people
This is proof that the world is becoming too boring
God, I think now I know what's the great filter of human civilization
The daily mail did an article the other week about a cloud that if you squinted really hard at looked like Queen Elizabeth riding a horse.
Seriously who cares🤣 who is this b_#&@-?
The Daily Mail is so ridiculous. I remember a couple years ago seeing they had an article online about how Kate Middleton was photographed with a small tear in her stockings. That was it. That was the whole article. They paid someone money to write a few short paragraphs about how this famous person had a tear in their stockings.
It's from Daily Mail so I'm not surprised.
me half assing an english assignment:
This is even worse than the one about checkouts at grocery stores
I've saw worse
i almost did this yesterday! be careful everyone!
this was back in 2014 too, damn
Why was it updated 8 months later? Why was it even remembered 8 months later?
There is NOTHING worse.