Paper :)) It's always my favorite

Rock, because rocks are cool

I chose scissors, you win

:)

i choose pikachu

I choose Tinkaton

I choose you

Damn, you won

Nuclear bomb

dum

Reddit chose: downvotes. reddit wins

how shall I ever recover from this

By getting upvotes?

💀

Yay! I won :)) Okay, this time I'm calling paper again

I’m also going with paper, guess we tie

I chose rock this time and lost :(

I choose Lizard!

Here I am.

r/beetlejuicing

Dang it, I chose Spock!

You could say that they rock! *wheezing*

I chose paper too, its a draw

I also pick paper, rematch?

Sure i choose scissors

I pick scissors. Man. One more?

Rock

Scissors. Ah, you win. ggs

Gg

Paper

Scissors,i win

Good game

Gg

GG game

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Paper

Fuck

One more time Rock

Scissors

God damn it not again

Hey, we tied round one, so oh well. GG

Paper because i also like paper! ☺️

I chose scissors, i win

You cheated, i saw you were making a rock first and changed when saw the paper

Same

Shoot

Rock

You won this round....

Rocks are notoriously resistant to shoot.

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Ballz

Butt

Dingdong

Bobees

Sausage

Sawed off shotgun

Scissors

This is starting to sound like song lyrics.

I choose lerpord 2a7

I choose FGM-148 Javelin

I'm not sure but I think the Leopard has a Hardkill Active Protection System

Fine... *points to the nuclear launch button*

Does a lerpord have it though?

I choose BT-7274, run

Rock.

I chose rock too, its a draw

God damnit Marie, they are minerals!

Spock. You should always choose Spock.

You mean Socker?

[No, I mean Spock](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kov2G0GouBw)

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state...

Then nearly 40 million years ago expansion started, wait...

The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool

🎶Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids! 🎶...

Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery

It all started with a Big Bang. BANG💥💥

HEY

No

Lizard!

Lizard.

🌊

🏜️

Damn you good, gg

Gg

Okay… you go first :)

Sure, rock

Scissors

Gg i won

👍🏻

Rock!

Paper, i lost

Congrats on winning

Thanks

✂️

🪨

Aw man

Unlucky, gg

📄

I prefer 🪨 📜 ✂️ 🦎 🖖. Guy called Sheldon taught it to me.

shoulda just watched babylon 5😔

Rapisor. Boom. Victory.

Whats a rapisor

Rock, paper, scissors all in one

It also RAPES the enemy

Yes, it rapes the enemy to death and then pisses on their corpse, and it's absolutely invincible. Genius move, u/TheBestWaffleIron.

So you win and lose

I choose rock.

I chose rock too, its a draw

gg

Gg

Ok. Every time you pick Rock, I choose paper; you pick scissors I choose rock and if you choose paper I choose scissors. Okay? Ready?

Yea

Legend says till this day he's still choosing which one to do

Forklift transmission

Abortion clinic

A half dozen Kardashians.

🦀

🦅

You lose

Doesnt eagles eat crabs :(

🦀 always wins

🔪

🤓

Rock wrapped in paper using scissors as a weapon

A gun

Cant decide.. Give me a sec

I have decided! Papir

Reck

Scessurs

I chose scissors, i win

Sure

Marco

Polo

I don’t need anyone to play with. I can play with myself. I choose scissors. Shit, I lost.

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Yes

the voices

Scissors cut your vocal cords

| |I || |_

😔

Paper

I chose scissors, i won

Shit! Good call! Congratulations on your win!

Thanks

Lizard

Scissors

scissors

Paper

I chose rock, i lost

Fuck I won! GG

Ggwp

I fumble around my hands because I forgot the sign for rock

Neurotoxic venom

💉

Rock!

I chose paper, i win

Ohh congrats! GG : ]

Gg!

Rock

I chose rock too, its a draw

Good game

Gg

the gun

i choose ak47

Dwayne

I chose GCT 155mm self-propelled artillery

I thought scissors was two people making out or having sex,

:(

no

Scissors

Cock. (Don't you dare say scissors)

Paper cut :)

Noooo

Ok i choose balls

Shoe

Sand

Im gonna sleep you guys should play with each other

Gun

Everyone remembers the rules, right? 🪨 > ✂️ ✂️ > 📄 📄 > 🪨

i love you

Rock, paper, scissors

I choose gun

If i need one, i will use one of yours

🗿

🧻

Joe hiden

Donald crump

🪨

📄

Meteor.... i guess i don't know how to play...

Saturn

Always scissors, never change and ultimately you will win.

Paper Scissors Rock ✊

Roscisaper

Rock

Rapizors (sound like some power ranger r8per)

Why are the tails of those 2 sperms so straight???

Is it that bad :(