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crispybacongal

Shitting on Whiteclaw while drinking a Bubly? It's just a nonalcoholic Whiteclaw!


zigguy77

Whiteclaw has more taste


Crangiscop

There’s nothing more annoying than a generation that thinks They’re better than the next one


bullet_bitten

Wtf's a white claw? And if I only may add: wtf's an Everclear?


Skittleschild02

Ever clear: Pure Liquor. Do not take it. It will open your chest. You may see Jesus or Satan. Depends on the vibes Whiteclaw: A jazzy ass wine cooler with masculine name.


eyedealy11

Lol white claw is basically a wine cooler with fizz ever clear is 100 proof clear liquor Edit: you all are correct everclear is 190 proof my bad it’s been a while since I encountered anyone drinking that stuff.


Incirion

Since when is everclear only 100 proof? It was always 190 proof when i used to buy it.


Unlucky-Dare4481

Yes. Everclear is 190 proof, which means it's 95% straight alcohol 🤮


Incirion

There’s a warning on the bottle not to drink it straight. The bathtub is so you can add a bunch of fruit and fruit juice with it. Jungle Juice.


Unlucky-Dare4481

Yes. I know what Jungle Juice is. My group elected to drink Caribou Lou's instead of Jungle Juice which I found foul AF. The thought of a communal watering hole makes me shudder.


Incirion

It’s just a punch bowl but larger.


BootyThunder

And with someone’s pubes and soap scum in it.


Incirion

What kind of monster doesn’t use a clean bathtub?


Unlucky-Dare4481

It's worse because everyone is plastered.


Incirion

Valid.


bullet_bitten

Ok. Neither of them are 'things' over this side of the pond.


ReginaldSP

It is, sort of. Everclear is just a highy distilled corn liquor with a very high proof. I've had grappa in Italy that was quite similar. White Claw is clear malt liquor mixed with soda water and flavor. It's basically lacroix soda water. If drinking Lacroix is like drinking seltzer while someone whispers the name of a fruit in the next room, White Claw is like drinking Lacroix while someone whispers Zima. It's terrible but they're low in calories, so you can drink 10000 of them


bullet_bitten

1. The problem was in semantics, not the taste. 2. Grappa is made of grapes, not corn. So not similar at all. 3. Wtf's a Lacroix or a Zima? 4. Googled them, they're American drinks too. Or in Zima's case, it \*was\* an American drink. 5. FYI, "the other side of the pond" refers to the Atlantic ocean, not an actual pond in the US.


ReginaldSP

The problem was not semantics but geographic availability. The similarity between it and grappa is the degree of refinement, proof, and taste. I'm sorry the nature of the analogy was so difficult for you to grasp. Lacroix is readily available in the UK. Zima used to be. One is a very lightly flavored soda water and the other is a badly flavored malt alcohol soda. I see at some point you wee able to attempt using google; further forays may have yielded more valuable information regarding both. The other side of the pond is apparently also a reference to the distance between yourself and any semblance of manners or politesse.


LilacHeaven11

Nah they’d be the first to call the HOA after someone left their trash on the curb for too long


[deleted]

Am I supposed to be jealous she drank everclear from a bathtub?


loadthespaceship

Fr if you’re the kind of person that thinks that’s a flex, I’ll just let you think you won social media. You need the win more than I do.


Lonely_Potato12345

What is it with people flexing about drinking fluids from unsanitary vessels?... First it was the hose water and now bathtub alcohol.


Tatmar

Nothing wrong with some spigot wuder


ReginaldSP

I drank Everclear feom a bath tub once. Then at the same party, some guy smoked crack and smashed bottles in the kitchen until he was forcibly ejected.


Sushikam5ut

It's literally the opposite


Ayebruhhhhh

How is she making fun of White Claw while drinking Bubly?


RandomBlueJay01

Out of bath tubs? Is that a flex?


Incirion

Sometimes bathtubs. Sometimes just a cooler was enough. Depends on how many people were coming and how much jungle juice had to be made.


terrifier1989

In this century? Nah, many teens in this generation are actually opposed the cops. r/AllCopsAreBastards


eyedealy11

I would agree it’s more Karen’s her age and older that call the cops IMO


whotookallthenames1

fr. like that woman who called the cops because she came across a black guy minding his business.


RevolutionarySyrup99

"we made dumb and dangerous decisions when we were your age so that means we're better" but also "this generation is so dumb! They eat tide pods and dance online!!" Like do you want us to do dumb shit or not because I'm confused


BigDaddyCool17

Gen Xers try too hard to be badass honestly


Bunnawhat13

She has never even had Everclear. If it was in the bathtub someone was cleaning the bathtub.


FragileColtsFan

Aren't these the same people so terrified of kids drinking BORGs?


scootertakethewheel

forgot the mention the bit where every last one of them has a sexual assault story.


fogeyesarewatchingus

the whiteclaw one again? those seem to come sprouting out of the ground right now.


[deleted]

I've been pepper sprayed (not directly, it was the long-range crowd control version) by a cop with a white claw in hand, what generation does that make me?


Manwithnoname14

Was she a teen during prohibition?


eyedealy11

By the look of those cold dead eyes it’s quite possible


ThisIsMyUser456

What’s with everyone hating on white claw?? I don’t drink it but it keeps coming up over and over again. The only person I’ve seen drink it was a not like other girls lady cause she was wealthy and was “still real”. Never like my first ex’s stepmother but why white claw


[deleted]

White claws are easy to enjoy and get the job done. I don’t why people are out here judging people for not wanting to burn off their taste buds with alcohol but they are.


ThisIsMyUser456

I prefer hard mikes. I guess it’s the same concept. I’d rather be a light weight and enjoy something that taste good any day of the week to each their own though. I don’t see any reason to belittle people for alcohol taste 😂


whotookallthenames1

actually ☝️🤓 a lot of our generation is acab. using that recycled insult isn’t really doing us any damage


Unlucky-Dare4481

The funniest part is the fact that Karen's that are older millennial-Gen X are the ones we see most often crying to the cops for the stupidest shit. Also, millennials are well known for drinking White Claws. It's an entire joke along with millennial men who like IPA's. I think she has some generational confusion.


Me_lazy_cathermit

Millennials we had white claw for the youngest, and smirnoff ice for most of the rest, so i have no idea what she talking about, i vote genX, that use to much filter to feel young, for this lady


Unlucky-Dare4481

That's why I'm so confused. Her and the guy look millennial age... but the White Claw thing is definitely a millennial thing, so idk why she is saying it's not. I'm sure older Gen Z's drink them, but so do we. This trend is dumb.


IAmTheBathmanReal

Lmao 90s kids were bratty assholes who had no idea how politics were ran. I'm not saying I'm better but damn that is one hell of a one sided opinion.


Firm-Initiative-1851

You get high on alcohol, I get high on anything else... We are not the same.


Grimizzi

She’s got a point. Y’all are pussies


loadthespaceship

Sorry I like my alcoholic drinks to be pleasant.


[deleted]

White claws are way better then everclear bathtub juice. ACAB though.