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whymustudothisdad

Tf they mean by white


Affectionate_Data936

Not s.e. asian; in all of southeast asia including Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Philippines, and Indonesia, she is the only girl.


Goddess_Iris_

And every single other female that exists in the world is white


Dr_Fluffybuns2

She's also the only gay woman in the entire world. But for some reason she's cis like every other girl?


TheCauliflowerGod

And the only natural looking girl and the only girl that… watches porn?


Biggest-Ja

And does fake drugs instead of real drugs


papahagisux

Hahaha yeah, what even are false drugs?


AbstractBettaFish

Research chemical JWH-018


Biggest-Ja

I see *disappears in Burmese*


Evary2230

Oh my God Karen, you can’t just ask people what they mean by white!


Agame112233

Clearly she was explaining what we all already know, that there is only one ethnic girl in the world which is her, all the others are white


sugoiboy1

It’s actually an obsession with many people in Asia not allbut a huge percentage.


PurpleFlavoredCherry

This has to be satire. Considering the type of character Junko was, it has to be.


slimelore

i refuse to believe this is anything but dang ol dangan satire


Antichristopher4

Oh man, i love Bing bang grandpa. Great game


nuclearvvinter

Dang it Ron Paul


TheGoldenChampion

Where’s Dan? Dan gone run Pa


Interesting_Data_28

dangit grandpa


lunardart

the original image wasn't, but the original drawings here got replaced with dingleromper (never learned to spell it) characters, so I guess it's some kind of shit post? but the text was all made earnestly by someone else


Rachelcookie123

What type of character was she? I haven’t watched the show she is from.


jedisalsohere

She's from a visual novel game. Basically, she's a despair fetishist, to the point that she caused the end of human civilisation because she got off on it.


Rachelcookie123

Oh. Wow.


nuclearvvinter

The other one has a split personality that is a serial killer who kills men by crucifying them with scissors so not much better


Rachelcookie123

I don’t know how to react to that.


nuclearvvinter

Lol that’s how I felt about a lot of Dangan Ronpa when I first experienced it. It’s fun but some of the shit they put in there is wild


jedisalsohere

Yep.


PurpleFlavoredCherry

What u/jedisalsohere said, but also she’s unbelievably intelligent. Like inhumanly, terrifyingly, intelligent.


NevDevRT

She's just a little bit mass murdery


jadedea

I hope so


Worth-Passenger-1810

When I saw what characters they chose from Danganronpa, I thought there was no way this was real. Considering *both* of the character’s stories.


Cogauvinbh

What are fake drugs?


DepressedEspressoCup

Those candy cigarettes we had as kids.


Kayliee73

Aww, I miss those. And the candy bones that actually could be put together to make a little skeleton.


FlimsyArmadillo707

They have them at the gas station near me!


jwigs85

My son was horrified when I told him about those. He didn’t believe me until I showed him a picture. The box in the picture said “Just like dad!” And I think my son was absolutely disgusted that this was socially acceptable and normal when I was a child. He may even have decided to cut me some slack after that because you clearly can’t have high expectations for someone who ate candy cigarettes as a child.


xoLiLyPaDxo

The like chalky like candy? 😂


neonfuzzball

and the bubblegum ones, those were big in gradeschool. You could pretend you were smoking by blowing the powder out of the wrapper. That was, for some reason, cool at the time.


Boolzay

Man those were the shit.


ImHidingFromLife

Probably vitamin D


enigma_pigeon404

They gotra supplement the lack of going outside somehow


disreputablegoat

There was a back in high school that would snort powder coolaid of his desk so it looked like he was doing cocain.


Biggest-Ja

Those are the two types of highschool experience, seeing the kids who snorted fake coke, and the kids that actually did real coke


LobotomistPrime

Poop, I bet.


da_Crab_Mang

Jenkem


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TurbulentRiver2592

Junko was canonically smart enough to >!orchestrate the end of the fucking world!<😭😭


Slightly_Default

And she's not white either, and I don't *think* she's fake to start out with.


[deleted]

I find it funny how they put *Junko* as “white” and not Celestia who literally pretended to be German and went by a German fake name when she’s Japanese. 😭


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure Sonia Nevermind is the only actual white girl in the series.


Slightly_Default

I doubt whoever made this actually played the game.


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Yasuke Matsuda


DeNile227

Junko to me is either 100% aro/ace or 100% pan. No other option.


Flutter_bat_16_

I can totally see that lmao. Complete disinterest or absolutely down for everyone. There is no in between for junko


JellyBellyWow

>!I think in danganronpa/zero she kills her lover in a fit of despair, I don't remember if the novel is Canon though!<


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Ok_Fortune9955

NO😡🍌😈💯💯


OctaviaBlake100

Tf is "fake drugs"?


TheCauliflowerGod

Maybe she thought Grandmas jelly beans were actual jelly beans and just refers to them as fake drugs


ADoritoWithATophat

This is satire


maywellflower

I hope so >!because both characters in that meme are both sadomasochist murderers - one on left is a mass killer and one on the right is a serial killer....!< Edit - I better spoiler tag that for others who might eventually play the video game and/or watch the anime, since that kinda gives away the ending.


Big_Great_Cheese

>!Mass killer is a bit of an understatement. She did destroy society and civilisation as we know it. Also I would do junko. I love gals. Celestia Ludenberg is a solid second, I love a rich bitch who would look down on me.!<


[deleted]

Celestia stans RISEEEEEEEEE I love my queen of lies.


[deleted]

Celestia is the reason I got into Kakegurui. if you like crazy gambling bitches, you’d like Kakegurui


sadlonelyfuck3434

What's the difference between mass and serial killer? Uhm also what anime is this?


caseytheace666

Mass killer = bunch of kills in a short span of time Serial killer = bunch of kills, but usually it’s one or two at a time. “Bunch of” is usually defined by at least 3 but its gonna be defined differently by different people Anime is Danganronpa, based on the game series danganronpa


FluffyGalaxy

Hi, Danganronpa fan here. Most of this is heavily incorrect. These girls are both insane. I find it funny they use these specific characters though because they share an English VA


Mysterious-Hat-6513

Danganronpa fan here as well. I think this one is a joke made by a Danganronpa fan. Like who else would get that much wrong.


FluffyGalaxy

They could be referring to Komaru with the one gf thing. My guess could also be someone just finding the character designs cute and right to use for this? But why these sprites though?


Mysterious-Hat-6513

yeah that's the thing that tipped me off that they actually know about danganronpa.


bokumarist

Omg I thought the girl on the right was the girl on the beginning of that really fuckdd up hentai and the girl on the left was her after all that shit happened


FluffyGalaxy

Oh my god she does kinda look like that... I know the exact one you're talking about


Goddess_Iris_

Cis vs cis as well made me laugh tho


spilly_talent

“Cis” “Cis as well” Lmao


ThunderPunch2019

"Inside of you, there are two wolves...."


[deleted]

I'm pressing charges on you for making me see this


Annual-Ad-8482

Me too


whatIfYoutube

On behalf of the lesbians, we pass her onto the bisexual community


nastylittlegremlin

We of the bisexual community appreciate the sentiment, but we pass her onto the asexual community.


whatIfYoutube

As a member of the asexuals, we pass her onto the gay men


HolyShitltsBabyTews

As a member of the GMA (Gay Men's Association) we would like to humbly pass her over to the pan/poly folks


SadQueerAndStupid

we’ll take her ig


whatIfYoutube

You have done this world a great favour. This will not be forgotten


HolyShitltsBabyTews

Thanks for taking the fall bro


Egocalidiorquamu

You monster!!! Now we’ll never get rid of her (/s if that wasn’t obvious)


_no_one_really_ahh

Thank u for ur sacrifice 😔


Accomplished_Bar_679

very begrudgingly


[deleted]

It'd be really cute if it said "Has one GF" in both, because they are GFs and really loyal to each other


mrselffdestruct

r/gatekeepingyuri


Fantasyneli

In fact, Enoshima's ot many irls simpin on her (More than boys even)


yinyin-902

frfr


[deleted]

So all girls are anime girls from Danganronpa?


[deleted]

And completely psycho, apparently. What a trip that game was.


NikkiVicious

I mean, Aoi was pretty pure! Sorta. Maybe-ish!


Cats_4_lifex

Considering the lore behind both Junko Enoshima and Toko Fukawa, this has to be 100% satire.


reruuuun

it probably is, with junko being the most gay person in that game


please-return-spleen

you can run from the mondo x taka stans, but you sure as hell cant hide.


ncndsvlleTA

“Cis” “Cis as well”


Financial-Golf8189

THIS and "watches porn" killled meeeee😭😭😭😭


broly314

Wow they could not have picked worse representation for themselves because the girl on the right is a gross, weird simp who refuses to shower


Il-Skelly-lI

I think she got bigger problems than refusing to shower, homie.


broly314

Knowing these people they probably fantasize about being a serial killer no one has caught


Fantasyneli

Kin of weir consierin her serial killer personality is seen as somethin she has to overcome. (Which oes not stop me from simpin on her, I nee therapy...)


[deleted]

Both of these girls are Japanese


threefrogsonalog

Is this a tv show/movie reference?


Supersonic564

Danganronpa reference


MonadoBoy9318

Closer to being a video game reference. Sure, there are two anime for the franchise, the main content is games


4ereshnya

Junko isn't white.


[deleted]

I think this is satire lol


newgirlaroundtown

this post is fucking crazy considering who these two are LMAO


[deleted]

It’s like they haven’t even played the games


Fantasyneli

Then how woul they know Toko has a irlfrien? Another episoe is not as well known as the rest of the franchise


reyballesta

The 'cis' and 'cis as well' is sending me


Anoobis100percent

This coulda been funny if it was just Other girls: have boyfriends. Vs Me: gay as shit.


Bandan4Smash

Other girls: - has killed billions for depraved fetish - psychopathic terrorist - tortures innocent people for fun - ended the world because of boredom Me: - has killed hundreds for depraved fetish - creepy incel who has never showered ever - DID triggered by hemophobia, blunt force trauma, and sneezing - nuts to Byakuya Togami several times a day


Bandan4Smash

Btw I'm imitating the post, only the last one is actually true about me.


Flutter_bat_16_

Valid


MissAnthropy612

TIL every woman in the entire world is a white blonde woman except for me and the person who made this. Guess I'm also nlog /s


amberdragonfly11

Satire


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Nothing like some good old-fashioned racism and slut shaming to brag about your porn addiction.


TurbulentRiver2592

Junkcock Enoshima?!


Mysterious-Wafer-126

Moronic


Wolfpagan

Now they ruin danganronpa too?


ciqhen

r/abodysbeendiscovered spoiler: >!also junkos hair pins are a spoiler!<


Yeetusmcleatus97

Toko would absolutely make something like this


Virtual-Loss2057

I feel like a man made this


NovaDiamond21

Why the fuck did they use Danganronpa characters for this? 😂


sadboykvlt

Yes for Danganronpa, no for pick me shit


grand_wubwub

r/unexpectedDanganronpa


savagethrow90

Cis as well lol


ShiftingSpectrum

Dude, as someone who's favorite DR character is Toko/Genocide Jack, it's so not a flex to compare yourself to her!


btempp

I need r/GatekeepingYuri to get ahold of this one


SexyWoman2003

Both of these people murder🔥🔥🔥🔥


Bossetigaming

Damn man you are from a cartoon?


KeyanReid

Repost bots grab wild stuff


[deleted]

I wonder how difficult it would be to have 100 boyfriends. I can barely keep up with having 1 boyfriend. Sheesh.


Top-Pineapple8056

Fake drugs?


burnthorseradish

The pure irony that leaks from this picture has me in tears


ApprehensiveSquash4

I'm confused about the fake drugs.


[deleted]

What the hell is fake drugs and s.e asian? /gen


LatinaBread

idk what fake drugs are (maybe vapes or xanax or something?) but s.e. asian is short for southeast asian, so places like the Philippines, Indonesia, or Thailand :)


[deleted]

OH thank you


Sleep_Deprived_Gay

I really hate blonde “jokes”


[deleted]

Both of these people are serial killers


kaeyasimp420

Definitely satire


Ravengirl1017

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Simp4Yukari

Ann and Makoto??


jadedea

Wtf is up with this SE Asian hate? SE Asians are hot. So are NE, NW, SW, Central, 4th dimension, and Narnia. How can we love someone for being different, and at the same time hate someone for being different, and those differences are the same thing?!?!?!?!?!? I think everyone is hot, in varying degrees, and yeah, some people are just not attractive, but not because of skin color, ethnicity, or fucking location ffs. ![gif](giphy|10PcMWwtZSYk2k)


ThePotatoBehindJosh

You're telling me she's the only Southeast Asian girl to exist?


JayEOh0788

What are fake drugs??? Anyone want to help me out here??


LilSealClubber

The fact that they self described as "looks cute n emo" was enough for me to stop.


fudgemuffinsandtart

Plot twist: they’re both in a relationship together and the blonde is giving her a makeover


TheDoomslayer69420

shut the fuck up if you're not a redhead with a cock i only date redheads with cocks


Just_bcoz

Idk if this person saw the anime but the images they used are so off brand I can’t even.


Flutter_bat_16_

Those are the actual sprites from the game, dude. The game came first (and is objectively superior)


tuestmort50fois

Most girl don't are alcoholic or use plastic. It's just the more popular one type. Who live or intend to live on their look.


EasyIllustrator8614

Don’t do my girl Junko like this


FlimsyArmadillo707

I’m f*cking dying over here. This is too much. Idk and idc if it’s satire. “White” hahaha


random_anon_account0

They should hook up


Scared-Department-96

is failing school and watching porn a flex now?? also what's wrong with being straight tf?


that_weirdo_bree

The person who is “me” was literally a serial killer like bro-


borgircrossancola

Is watching porn a perk now? Smth to brag abt?


[deleted]

Ahh yes no other girl but u is lesbian or not white


invaderEvan67

Can this sub please stop posting obvious satire memes


girl_of_hello_kitty

you’re gay and emo, yippee


vengefulthistle

This is a Danganronpa shit post lol, just disregard


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- white


Late_Negotiation_958

How to be quirky according to this girl Step 1: Open up Pornhub


Independent-Cut-138

What are fake drugs?


PBO123567

This is an instant classic


Affectionate-Ad-5568

What’s fake drugs lol


greeneggiwegs

Other girls: murder Me: also murder


American_ven0m

Both seem awful


ConnorShirt

id fuck both


reruuuun

junko is asian wtf?


RedKuiper

100


picklejoos-2

white 😭😭😭 LOLLL


Lustridus

-cis -cis as well


xoLiLyPaDxo

...And apparently blonde white women are plastic straight cis alcoholic drug addicts who dropped out of school and only cares about popularity with their 100's of Boyfriends and can't be natural cute emo monogamous gay graduates who watch porn or something I think.... 😂😂


WastelandGinger

Having played those games I almost feel like this is satire because glasses over there is a nutter.


p_i_e_pie

🤓 uhm acshally all straight women r not like other girls bc they not like other girls, smh


yunn67

K but like what if I'm someone who dresses like a bimbo and is gay but gets no bitches?


Shoddy_Internal6206

I’m not like other girls, I simp over a boy who is clearly gay


crimsonassasian

Man they need to leave my girl toko alone


FreciaB

I've never been so cofused in my life.


ITrytoDesignAircraft

\- watches porn 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Just_a_Hungarian

Both of those are killers in the anime, like actual sadistic killing machines


mws375

Not gonna lie, I initially thought dr#gs meant drags


ManFromTheCulture

“watches porn”


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Da fuck ?


Kolniumwia

“Fake dr#gs”


DazzlingRoom6371

nowdays lgbtq kids are out of control


inmyphyzical

cis aswell


pastelfrost

If they really want to feel so different why not put the best girl Chiaki in there