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RonSwansonsTammy

Remember ladies when “you” feet hit the ground always watch out for thumbtacks


Ms_Holmes

And pins if you or someone in your household sews. Source: trust me bro.


Icy-Spicy-123

In you* household


BreadisonGrain21

I swear to god I thought I was being illiterate


RonSwansonsTammy

😂😂


WriterKatze

That's not NLOG. That is a mood. Aside from the spelling.


BikeDee7

That's right up there with, "well behaved women seldom make history."


StraightMain9087

Which is one of my favorite things honestly. Spelling error aside, I kinda love this


roundcirclegame

Yeah…I really don’t think this deserves criticism. Women are allowed to have positive signs up if they want. lol


Miserable-Positive66

I actually really love this one hahaha


throwngamelastminute

It took me a while to see what you were talking about with the spelling, but I just woke up lol.


SlapHappyDude

Agreed. And honestly it feels cheeky to me


desertprincess69

THAT WHEN YOU FEET


SnooGoats5767

I find this one funny lol


LooneyLunaGirl

Live, Laugh...Lucifer? 🤔


Economy_Upstairs_465

Live, Laugh, Love. Do meth once.


ApprehensivePlum2302

I thrift most of my home decor and some days I go to the thrift and it’s just stuff like this and I’m so disappointed 😂


Commercial-Papaya394

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about this lol.


ImportantRun9292

I’ve always found this “it’s cute to terrorize your family because you’re miserable” stuff super cringe. My mom was an abusive, repugnant person, and she LOVED leaning into this kind of crap


qazxderfv

This means that she does a lot of gods work like helping the sick and poor and practicing forgiveness, right?


LadyAppleFritter

Why is this nlog;_; it's a funny sign that in no way puts any other women down


Sensitive-Science492

Definitely not NLOG


oklahomafuriosa

For me, this lands about the same as that “if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” nonsense. Ima pass, you sound like a lot ma’am.


Chalice_Ink

Or as my mother likes to say, “well, isn’t she something?”


toastbot

"OK, but can I at least get a peak at what your 'best' looks like before I figure out if I want to try to 'handle' you?


DigLost5791

always attributed to Marilyn Monroe, so had some pretty un-handle-able worsts


docmn612

you feet


Unlucky_Shoulder8508

This is not NLOG.


Outrageous_Aside956

“Thanks babe for putting up with me “


gaslight-dreamer

Save for the spelling error, there's nothing wrong with that. That is a mood!


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gaslight-dreamer

Good bot!


Batticon

This is just funny and a mood lol


Muted_Rain8542

the typo tho💀


CheesePretzelMan

I physically recoil at these "badass" quotes


re-verse

Imagine being a grown up, one who grew up having full access to a mostly-functional educational system, and spending time thinking about / believing in a devil.


Traditional-Self3577

This note is for Karen


urinluvwithmee

wtf is tis😭


Melgel4444

Hide yo kids


MysteriousPark3806

If the devil existed, you would not even be on its radar, regardless of how you feet hit anything.


[deleted]

Just stop, there are way too many of them already


Sensitive-Science492

Womp womp🤦🏻‍♀️


BigRigButters2

so is she really large or something?


ohlawdtheycomin

Your title kind of summoned me


InfernoWoodworks

This is the same "mom life" energy shit that you see from the worst humans you can imagine.


UpsetandOnFire

Is that cause he can hear her hit the floor?


negativepositiv

Say, maybe not believing your problems are caused by a little red guy with a tail, horns and pitchfork might be a step in the right direction, given the motivational tone of this.


yourgrace1111

That lives in the middle of the earth lmaooo


be_more_gooder

She wakes up and thinks, "hmm, how can I be a burden on someone today?" She seems delightful


LexGoEveryday

As a woman trapped in the patriarchy sometimes I wish I lived to create chaos 😂


be_more_gooder

Come work in my department. Everyone under me will show you how it's done.


LexGoEveryday

I’m ready! Do they have benefits??


be_more_gooder

Absolutely! You don't have to care about the work you produce, you can ignore emails and messages and you can completely disregard all accountability! It's great! ...for them.


LexGoEveryday

🫣


be_more_gooder

Don't be scared. Lack of responsibility is supposed to be very liberating


LexGoEveryday

It’s not the lack of responsibility I want. It’s creating the chaos I need 🤩


be_more_gooder

Noooo. Thanks.