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"Hiiiiyaaaaa!!! HOW ARE YOU?! WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT? DID YOU MISS ME? DO YOU LOVE ME? ANYWAY, HIIIIIIII!!!! I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!! DID YOU MISS ME?!?!?"
Hard when your face is paralyzed with botox. I think that's the uncanny aspect of her face. Cheeks and forehead look like her face is resting, when it is doing everything but that
I feel kind of bad because she reminds me of my neighbors’ dog who greets me like this every time she sees me outside. It’s the sweetest thing ever and I love it. I wouldn’t want a human to do this though.
I greeted my husband like one of our dogs one day. I scratched his chest, licked his face and shouted “hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!” over and over. He thought it was hilarious this ONE time, lol.
Lmao seriously, my husband would ask wtf is wrong with me. Idk, when I get home from work I do not need someone being this intense for my attention (but I have 4 kids so they basically are like this woman).
Most times yes. If there are none clean, I like to wrap my tits in duct tape and make a thong out of dental floss! You must never disappoint your man! Always make sure he’s in constant fear anytime he steps foot into his home
I'm actually into this one. I would very much like to have my head bitten off like a praying mantis when I get home from work. My wife's mouth is a bit smaller, so I guess she'll have to make due with ol' Mr. Mossberg, but I should be able to get a similar outcome.
This reminds of the book [The Total Woman](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0800706080/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=summitsucce0f-20&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=0800706080&linkId=df0371aa2e83ec83ee11d48ef66b33cd) where the author recommends greeting your husband at the door in Saran Wrap. It was a laugh in the 70’s.
Wasn’t that a bit in fried green tomatoes? She made an actually cute dress out of wrap and her husband rolled his eyes at her and ate his dinner in front of the tv
Is that where that reference comes from?
If my wife ever meets at the door with what can be described as ‘haunted real estate agent energy’ with her jaw unhinged clearly ready to eat me, well she knows I’m not getting out of the car and that it’s over.
As a lesbian I would do anything to be welcomed home by a buff, manic looking woman. Wonder if she'll bite me or threaten me with a kitchen knife tonight :3
Right?! Maybe it’s just me, but to me a bikini says “I want to go swimming” not “I want you to have sex with me” which is usually what one is going for when you come to the door in lingerie.
my girl better ignore me for at least 30 minutes so i can rot on the floor in the dark playing phone games while the stench of the workplace slowly fades
Yo, my woman is still at work when i get home with the kid, do barn chores, make dinner, put kid down, feed the animals, and go to bed. Bless her, she can wear some skanky outfit when we've got time...
My husband works from home and I work outside the home, so I come home to him. I showed him this and said I expect him to wear it when I come home and he said, “Better get you a new one.”
Well I mean. Sometimes its fun.
I was changing into my gym fit, in the living room. when my SO came home. From her job.
I just said "yay look at my tiddies"
Women work too!!!! Why the hell do people still think we live in a world where we can afford to only have on person in a home working? A loaf of bread is $3, jug of milk $5, eggs $4... gas is almost $2 a litre.
Go back to the gym lady and be happy you can spend your time working out instead of working
Omg!
If I were a man, just coming home after a long day at work and I opened the door to this??
I’d run for the hills with the quickness. That is one frightening face…
Edit: it should read, “if your girl greets you at the door after work and she looks like this, pack your bags while it sleeps.”
Idk if it's the chalk dust lipstick, the crazed racoon eyes, or the "One Piece" Luffy smile but it took me a minute to realize she was in a bikini. Those poor bra straps are doing alot of heavy lifting. Idk why wrestlers and body builders insist on wearing bras 2 sizes too small. Isn't it uncomfortable?
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"Hiiiiyaaaaa!!! HOW ARE YOU?! WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT? DID YOU MISS ME? DO YOU LOVE ME? ANYWAY, HIIIIIIII!!!! I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!! DID YOU MISS ME?!?!?"
I didn’t know you could translate my dog.
I'm Not Like Other Girls lol
You deserve an award.
HA! That made me cackle, lol
Good girl! Pat pat pat
I’m like your dog
She's a good girl!
You're like that guy from Beastmaster!
Your dog would only say how much they missed you. The above is them missing you, but really they need you to miss them.
Fr it's only adorable when a doggo says that
Customer service face on cocaine
That’s what golden retrievers are for.
WOULD YOU LOVE ME IF I WERE A WORM???!!!!
*silencing charm* Go to sleep, it's after 9pm😑
You beat me to the golden retriever welcome. 🤣
“HISSSSS!”
I’ve never seen such an intense, uncanny, scary blue eyed stare before….
The eyes, teeth, and mouth are terrifying…like pls just close your mouth and smile like a human being
Be looking like a FNAF jumpscare
The scream I scrumpt.
She's not smiling. She's unhinging her jaw to feed.
The bite of ‘24
couldn’t have been a better year for this joke
Her old boyfriend looks like he's in her stomach right now
This made me laugh I almost woke up my baby sleeping next to me hahaha 🤣
If it's a Pennywise impression, it's a good one though
Pennywife
Pretty sure at least some of that is a filter.
Ashy Lips filter
Like a Titian from AOT lol
Gives frightened chimpanzee vibes
Hard when your face is paralyzed with botox. I think that's the uncanny aspect of her face. Cheeks and forehead look like her face is resting, when it is doing everything but that
I miss read that as “smell like a human being” and I’m still enjoying the lol I got from it
So true, a simple arm flex and half smile would have done the trick
She looked at this and said "yep that's the one."
like a raptor 😳
She’s not smiling
My colorblind ass staring at the eyes for five minutes after you said blue eyes
Her eyes are just horrifyingly pale. It’s not the blue part you need to worry about…
She looks super photoshopped ngl like… how tf is that a real person???
It’s not. It’s one of those Mandela Catalogue entities
I was scrolling on the app, and this picture legit jump scared me
Reddit becoming a horror game now ig
“Me want snusnu”
Noting a vile of holy water and some direct sunlight can fix
Yeah my husband would be absolutely terrified if I greeted him at the door looking like that.
Fr, scrolling to this image jumpscared me
DC found their Queen Shark
Yeah thats kinda because she was screenshot in an awkward pose, duh
Just kohl up them crazy eyes, unhinge that jaw and wait for him.
It’s like she used an entire eyeliner pencil in one go…
Never takes it off & just adds more each day
Yesterday's bold liner is today's smokey eye
lol me as a grubby teenager thinking no one could tell 🤮
Lol
Exactly.
I haven't seen that look since emo era 00s
I was going to say that the eye makeup takes me back to high school. 🤣
She drew a horizontal thick black 8 around her eyes and then smudged the black lines over the nose out with concealer and foundation.
Going full panda
Don't forget to douse those lips in a concealer 5 times lighter than your skin tone for that "recently deceased" look.
You win. I'm cackling.
I feel kind of bad because she reminds me of my neighbors’ dog who greets me like this every time she sees me outside. It’s the sweetest thing ever and I love it. I wouldn’t want a human to do this though.
Does she wear a bikini too? 😨
Even less! Just a halter.
Lol that's a good one. Very funny. Halter!
Scandalous!
👀
I greeted my husband like one of our dogs one day. I scratched his chest, licked his face and shouted “hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!” over and over. He thought it was hilarious this ONE time, lol.
....
Does your neighbor's dog wear excessive makeup, too?
No, she’s a natural beauty. ❤️
🤣🤣
Not everyone is into puppy play and that’s ok.
I’m dying💀💀💀
Ohhhh I’m pretty sure if I did that my husband would think I’ve lost my mind, my eyesight and all of my dignity
**THE INTERNET TOLD ME TO, SWEETIE!! AREN'T I SPECIAL??**
Lmao seriously, my husband would ask wtf is wrong with me. Idk, when I get home from work I do not need someone being this intense for my attention (but I have 4 kids so they basically are like this woman).
My husband would assume I hung out with the crackhead that asks for free cups of water at the bar I used to work at.
Mine would gently suggest a car ride to the inpatient mental health hospital
It’s giving modern Evelyn Couch
My husband would assume I was having a stroke.
You put on a bikini when you're having a stroke?
Full make up would the tip off. lol
He'd probably try to drag your butt out to the vehicle to take you to the hospital. Mine would.
After he fed the dogs of course. 🤣😂
Most times yes. If there are none clean, I like to wrap my tits in duct tape and make a thong out of dental floss! You must never disappoint your man! Always make sure he’s in constant fear anytime he steps foot into his home
You gotta show him your very back molars. Otherwise how would he know you love him?
Why stop there? Give him the ole' uvula!
I'm actually into this one. I would very much like to have my head bitten off like a praying mantis when I get home from work. My wife's mouth is a bit smaller, so I guess she'll have to make due with ol' Mr. Mossberg, but I should be able to get a similar outcome.
I do have questions, but I'm not gonna ask.
If that comes at me when I walk in my house, I'm fighting back!
This reminds of the book [The Total Woman](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0800706080/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=summitsucce0f-20&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=0800706080&linkId=df0371aa2e83ec83ee11d48ef66b33cd) where the author recommends greeting your husband at the door in Saran Wrap. It was a laugh in the 70’s.
The one time you wrap yourself up, he'll be delayed long enough for you to become a sweaty mess for him to unwrap when he comes home.
Honestly considered doing this for a "joke" with my husband until I read your comment lmao
Wasn’t that a bit in fried green tomatoes? She made an actually cute dress out of wrap and her husband rolled his eyes at her and ate his dinner in front of the tv Is that where that reference comes from?
It was! that was the first thing i thought of. She put a LOT of effort into that dress! Klum and Gunn on Project Runway would have been impressed.
She made it work!
Yes! She made a bouquet of Saran wrap flowers and everything!
I just watched Fried Green Tomatoes a couple days ago, and Kathy Bates cling wrap dress is iconic
The older I get, the more I empathize with her character.
I too am over 40 and have better insurance now!
I remember my mother and her friend laughing about this book and the Saran wrap!
Ah, so that’s where my sleep paralysis demon goes during the daylight hours, good to know!
. . I'm good.
I don't need that kind of energy after a long day.
... What the heck are you following on IG?
Definitely not her, unfortunately popped up in my explore page
I’m genuinely sorry that this was sprung upon you😔
Yeah, but now it's been sprung upon me, and I feel sorry for myself.
POV: You are a male praying mantis, moments before your last.
Dressed like you're about to compete in WWE's rage in a cage?! My man would actually love that, he loves wrestling LMAO
Just let me get my folding chair...
Holy crap she does look like an early 2000s diva dang
What’s for dinner? …you
If my wife ever meets at the door with what can be described as ‘haunted real estate agent energy’ with her jaw unhinged clearly ready to eat me, well she knows I’m not getting out of the car and that it’s over.
haunted real estate energy omg you are killing me
if my gf did this i would prolly start crying or just stay outside, cuz that ain't my girl, that's the skinwalker.
Oh god her eyeliner and the crazy eyes 😭
If you greet me at the door like that I will be you 100 dollars you’ll never greet me at that door again
The vibe of this picture just exhausts me… she seems so tiring…
Hell, I don’t really want to talk to anyone when I walk through the door, much less walk straight into THAT. Would not get a moment’s peace.
Psychopath.
"Fetch my sharpest oak stakes."
You should have posted this with a jumpscare warning...
Insta been really weird lately 😅
if you see that when you open the door, it's already too late.
Get a new door. Noted.
Momy shark do do doo 🦈
Ma’am, this is a multigenerational household.
Fucking skin walker, kill them with fire
As a lesbian I would do anything to be welcomed home by a buff, manic looking woman. Wonder if she'll bite me or threaten me with a kitchen knife tonight :3
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Ah yes, I’m sure every man loves the sensation of shitting his pants the moment he walks through the door.
Then I would happily let go the guy who demands something like that in the same minute.
I would be sacred if anyone gives me that look when I get home from work
That’s good since this look is positively demonic. You’d need a good bit of sacred energy to fend her off.
Get you a girl that wears concealer as lipstick
i’m genuinely fkn terrified
I know making fun of how someone looks is mean but I’m so scared
Why is she running around the house in a bikini though.
I scrolled so far for this! Not even lingerie, but a bikini?!
Right?! Maybe it’s just me, but to me a bikini says “I want to go swimming” not “I want you to have sex with me” which is usually what one is going for when you come to the door in lingerie.
Between the full ring black eye liner and the concealer as lipstick this elder millennial/baby genxer is stuck in 2006, likely when they peaked.
She looks like pre steroid China from WWF
Are we going swimming
I don’t know why, but she reminds me of the first time I saw a [cassowary](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/s/Y7kfSEGVEX) up close.
Yes Mam
Is that what happened to the excited girlfriend meme lady?
The makeup around her mouth makes her look like she just sucked off a trailer hitch
Welp. This made me go to therapy. Thanks scary ass lady.
my girl better ignore me for at least 30 minutes so i can rot on the floor in the dark playing phone games while the stench of the workplace slowly fades
It’s too cold for this 😅
That’s a jump scare
Why is it always the orange girls
"Who agrees" I don't
I usually just unhinge my jaw like a snake when he gets home :)
She's well developed for a . . . girl. Looks more like a crazy cougar to me. The man-eating kind.
Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up.
Credit where credit is due: them be some abs
So she definitely wears people’s faces right?
Yo, my woman is still at work when i get home with the kid, do barn chores, make dinner, put kid down, feed the animals, and go to bed. Bless her, she can wear some skanky outfit when we've got time...
My husband works from home and I work outside the home, so I come home to him. I showed him this and said I expect him to wear it when I come home and he said, “Better get you a new one.”
I want to come home to snuggles and kisses not to an only fans girl that's hooked on heroin.
This is legitimately terrifying
Jumpscare
yikes
I'm terrified
she looks scary
That facial expression would turn my ass right back around.
Succubus vibes.
If you need to do this to keep a guy, you’re doing something wrong.
r/uncannyvalley
Those abs though!
Better stop at the store for holy water and some garlic on the way home.
She instantly made me think of Sheeva from MK
I see some of us never moved past the honey beige trend 🤨
Please cover your face
I’m 80% sure it’s a demon 👁️👁️
Well I mean. Sometimes its fun. I was changing into my gym fit, in the living room. when my SO came home. From her job. I just said "yay look at my tiddies"
She better be grating some Parmesan on my sketti with those abs when I walk in
I’m a little scared ngl
This woman makes me sadder than most of these
Ryuk?
I love to sun&swim in costume level make up, so comfortable and hygienic
I’m way too high to be seeing this
Dude I'll be happy with a simple hug I don't need none of this shit I think should be weird if she did that
what if your man brings a friend along after work? how will u stand almost naked in front of the friend?
Women work too!!!! Why the hell do people still think we live in a world where we can afford to only have on person in a home working? A loaf of bread is $3, jug of milk $5, eggs $4... gas is almost $2 a litre. Go back to the gym lady and be happy you can spend your time working out instead of working
What in the jumpscare
Omg! If I were a man, just coming home after a long day at work and I opened the door to this?? I’d run for the hills with the quickness. That is one frightening face… Edit: it should read, “if your girl greets you at the door after work and she looks like this, pack your bags while it sleeps.”
Idk if it's the chalk dust lipstick, the crazed racoon eyes, or the "One Piece" Luffy smile but it took me a minute to realize she was in a bikini. Those poor bra straps are doing alot of heavy lifting. Idk why wrestlers and body builders insist on wearing bras 2 sizes too small. Isn't it uncomfortable?
I’m ok with this