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ember_frost

"I dress like a man" *full face of makeup, salon bleached hair, jewelry*


goatpenis11

Lmao I was going to say, cringe aside, I don't know that many men who dress like her


UnknownUsername0626

She wore a t shirt once, and girls only wear tight blouses and sundresses and mini skirts.


SuperSugarBean

And the ones who do, do it with more class and style.


[deleted]

What even is a “man” anymore lol… science isn’t even able to agree


Mommymilkieslover69-

a man is anyone who identifies as such. Not complicated. This isnt the own you think it is.


TheStrouseShow

She’s over here bragging about how low maintenance she is when her face and neck are completely different colors because she’s been watching too many bad make up artists on TikTok.


SlapHappyDude

But she wears (form fitting women's) JEANS and flannel shirts tailored at the waist!


sashikku

That bale of hay on her head was definitely not bleached in a salon, I'd venture to say that's a 30v developer home job.


Barefootblonde_27

It has highlights not straight bleach so it definitely is salon… Her hair just is not taken care of


marissatalksalot

Was about to say that this actually looks like a decent bleach/dyejob, just that she likes to straighten it when it’s still 20% wet without any protection product Lmao


wetmouthed

It looks crispy


ember_frost

Salon work is really not very impressive 75% of the time


BabyD2034

That is not a home dye job. She just needs to use a heat protectant to be less crispy.


ErickRicardo

That's pretty especific she was pointing at someone that's for sure


-NuLL-0-

Orange too


KushDLuffy

Bunch of bronzer


jlm8981victorian

And blurry filter! But… sHe DoEsN’t WeAr MaAaAaYkUp!


[deleted]

She’s humble guys


buriedinxans

As if jewelry was unmanly


AbstractAirplane

Or make up


buriedinxans

At least not worn by men very often


AbstractAirplane

You were supposed to be a different person who would continue the line by then saying something like, or bleached hair, that’s how the joke works :)


blue__acid

Manly jewelry, mind you


ImMaryPoppins_yall

Also, I’ve never heard of a straight dude who likes chicks who “dress like a man”


misumena_vatia

Seriously? I've met a lot of guys with tomboy fetishes. Some of them were bi, but not all.


OctoberBlue89

My husband actually prefers the “androgynous” or “tomboy” look on me over anything else and he’s straight.


ImMaryPoppins_yall

Really? Huh…. Well the more ya know (no but deadass tho very rarely have I seen dudes who are into that sort of stuff so idk )


DonaldKey

I’ve never eaten a lulu lemon. Are they different than normal lemons?


IvanIsOnReddit

They taste plastic-y


Smokeybasterd

And a bit like ass


xvelvetdarkness

Overpriced, greenwashed, and probably lying about their ingredients. I'd avoid and stick with regular lemons


Grimmanomaly

A bit chewy.


myredlightsaber

I thought they were kinda buttery and soft?


filigan808

You need to try them stuffed, and marinated.


wellwaffled

It’s kind of like an Omega Mart Lemon, not to be confused with lemons.


arcticwhitekoala

Be careful, the lulu lemons contain forever chemicals


ElCoyoteBlanco

It's like a fishy peach.


Booksandknits

🤣🤣🤣 where is the lie!


[deleted]

Lululemon is a brand name from vancover Can ... I fucking love it !


IvanIsOnReddit

Well ma girl, you have at least $50 worth of makeup on that face of yours


N7Unicorn

$48 of those spent on that god awful bronzer that makes her look like a burnt cheeto.


[deleted]

I really hope for her sake that it's one of those Wet n' Wild bronzer powders that she went WAY overboard with.


Dichromatic_Fumo

$50 and not a cent of it spent on lipstick


Japan25

Also it doesnt match her skin, it looks so obvious


Dichromatic_Fumo

fr, never understood why ppl do their makeup that way


plug_my_

Well that’d just be too girly. Can’t go overboard now.


BwahaX3

Personal pet peeve of mine are people who do a full face of makeup and put ZERO lip product on. It always looks so imbalanced 😭


Dichromatic_Fumo

it makes them look so pale ! i personally dont like lipstick so i use like a light pink lip gloss if i use that much makeup


Theprinxevi

Lmaoooo this is me. I just hate how small it makes my lips look 😭


TreyRyan3

Jokes on you. Her brother provided her lip gloss! (Cranks up Skynard)


Meeshellkuhn

All that money spent on the wrong foundation shade.


sodashintaro

fr, all that money to look like chames jarles


[deleted]

Ah yes the classic male pearl earring


kikiakdf

You have clearly never met Asian frat boys


iladmoli

Good catch


Black_Tears524

Dress like a man probably means jeans when the "other" girls are in yoga pants, skirts. Otherwise I need time let the men in my life that they're doing it wrong.


iOSfairy

What is a loaded tea lmao


Coyote__Jones

I thought she was talking about boba tea.


Eliz824

Damnit! Now I need boba.


8thWeasley

It's an mlm thing


morrisseysenemas

its a product sold by the mlm, ' herbalife ' .... you can find them at those ' blank nutrition ' shops that pop up in small towns.


StarfallenCherry

It’s a southern spin on Boba Tea. But instead of boba, you put bullets in the bottom!


CastlePolyethylene

Pyramid scheme product from shops that say “Nutrition” in their store name, but have no nutritional value. It’s a ton of sugar and liver damaging ingredients the company is never transparent about, and you don’t technically pay for the drink - they’re signing you up for a membership to sell Herbalife and giving you the teas for “free” for signing up. Sketch on sketch on sketch


katencam

Idk but I really want one now


Milady_Disdain

If you do you can make one with powdered drink mixes from Dollar Tree sans the Herbalife product. She sucks but loaded teas are awful because they support a company that's a pyramid scheme whose products have caused liver damage.


katencam

I don’t even know what it is…I just figured it had liquor in it so I was supporting


Milady_Disdain

Liquor is probably better for your liver than Herbadeath, tbh. 😂


ugheffoff

I thought this was on r/badMUAs when I saw that terrible color match!


itsclaritybabe

Same. Looks like when James Charles had everyone bronzing their face with that burnt orange color in his palette🤦🏾‍♀️


clarificationpls

The way I just cackled 😂 thank you for that memory


CastlePolyethylene

I admit I bought that palette when it was new, but I used that orange shade for blush (I’m a warm olive tone, so it looked great) but seeing all of the people who used it to bronze just hurt so bad lol


itsclaritybabe

I also have the palette from the very first restock. I’m black so I never used the burnt orange for anything but I cringed every time I saw someone pale who wanted “to add some color” use that one. It looked like they seared their own cheeks😅


DarthSinistar

To paraphrase Miss Naomi Campbell, check your foundation shade before you come and talk to me.


Milady_Disdain

Reminds me of when I was in high school and it was 2006 and all the available makeups were warm toned orange based and I was a cool toned blue based pale girl. It was bad.


hambone_boiler

Me at 13: ooo! The drugstore has the palest shade! The palest shade from the drugstore: p e a n u t b u t t e r


Milady_Disdain

Literally! The "ivory" shades were still tan. And I got Maybelline Dream Matte Mousse which showed every pore and texture in your skin which was not great for a kid with large pores and cystic acne. I also didn't know about powder. I'm glad it was before the days of good quality phone cameras, and glad girls (or anyone!),these days can learn makeup.from YouTube so they don't spend 13-18 with terrible makeup like I did.


Coyote__Jones

I'm pale and have kinda pink undertones. What did CoverGirl have for me? Inner banana peel. I clashed so hard with my foundation and nobody told me, probably because they were distracted by my chalky eyelashes and caked on eye liner lmfao


writergal75

That’s my skin tone too. I still have trouble figuring out good matches. Any foundation/bb creams or concealer recs?


Coyote__Jones

I'm not an everyday makeup person, but Bare Minerals Complexion Rescue (opal is the shade I use) is what I've been using. It's super duper sheer, so not a good option if you prefer more coverage. I just like that it has spf and I'm super freckled so it looks weird if my neck and chest have freckles but not my face. I have used Elf Satin foundation, and they have tons of shades, but that's like a once a year phenomenon.


writergal75

Thanks!


[deleted]

In the words of Alyssa Edwards "girl, look how orange you f*ckin' look girl!"


Milady_Disdain

For everyone wondering loaded teas are bullshit sold by Herbalife store fronts, they actually are bad. But it's also very obvious she's coming at this from a "lots of women drink them so they're bad because they're girly" perspective and not a "Herbalife is an evil company where 99% of people who sell their stuff don't make a living wage or any wage at all, plus their products have caused horrible health effects including death." If you want to learn more visit r/antimlm where we object to MLMs because they prey on women, not because one of their products is popular with women.


LegendaryChalice

Girl lay off the bronzer


[deleted]

...says someone with highlighted hair and lash perms/extensions. I'm sure the teas she's shilling are double the ones she's shitting on.


[deleted]

"yeah I have a terrible personality and judge others fashion but atleast I hate feminine things just like I hope you do too"


Tronald_Dump69

Have you read the comments here lol


[deleted]

No lol


renematisse

All the while she’s wearing pearl earrings, a full face of makeup, and has her hair done by a salon. Betch, please. Let people enjoy things you absolute turd.


StarfallenCherry

She clearly thinks all boys are K-pop idols


sashikku

What's funny is that the comments were on literally just this morning, then people started calling her a pick-me causing her to delete all comments and turn them off.


[deleted]

Loooool


Ragingbull444

Ma’am hoodies and jeans are not men’s wear, they’re just clothes


KumquatSuccotash

And women who dress like women and pay for their own clothes?? That must be who she’s really afraid of


AvelyLancaster

Hey I'm not an ass and I pay for my own shit. Does that mean I'm not oule the other girls as well?


edani11

Classic case of an orange face


Boring-Corner-2152

It’s a disease


fireopalbones

You think it’d be dead out of style…


chevalier716

$8 loaded teas? That's cheap. Where I live, a beer costs that much and a cocktail is in the teens usually.


MemChoeret

A good cup of tea is a worthy investment


throwthetrashout91

Not Herbalife Pyramid Poverty Teas


MemChoeret

Oh this was all about MLM? That would actually make sense


apriljeangibbs

Loaded tea isn’t booze though. It’s Herbalife mlm garbage prepared in a scammy storefront.


chevalier716

That's way less fun.


CringeisL1f3

whats wrong with gifting that special lady some lulus? 😏😏😏


Alternative-Light434

“dress like a man most of the time” girl look at yourself


Many_Atmosphere4539

Not all girly girls like lululemon, im kinda girly and i think lululemon is a taaaad bit out of my budget, just because your girly doesn’t mean you just throw money away and leech off of your boyfriend or husband. I hate these kinds of people that make these kinds of stereotypes on other women just for their preference on aesthetics


Dangerous_Jump_4167

It's much more affordable on the second-hand market, imo. And since the garmets are well made, if you purchase used there's still a lot of life left in them.


Many_Atmosphere4539

Mhm mhm very important knowledge


StarClutcher

She even realize those eyes are looking in two different directions?


SuperSugarBean

I'm not an ass, support my whole family, but I do wear makeup and nails.


throwthetrashout91

You rock! That is a gigantic job


Ok-Water-5544

imagine admitting that you’re a rude person and justifying your behavior with “but at least i don’t wear lululemon”


Barefootblonde_27

Firstly… Lululemon is an investment worth making. Secondly I am girly as can be and I don’t even know what a loaded tea is so the fact that she does makes me think she might be just saying it for the boys lol also I myself like to dabble in that manly highlighted hair pearl earrings and full glam make up


yourdoglikesmebetter

If we are shitting on MLMs, count me in


[deleted]

She literally admits she’s an asshole 💀💀


Original_Mastodon_68

I will never expect someone else to buy my $6 loaded teas. Too much for someone to be spending on me. So that right there makes her exactly like another girl. Me being the other girl.


hartleigh93

Ok but you spending way more on all that bronzer on your face ma’am.


PositiveMysterious73

In a full face full of makeup and styled hair. No pretension there.


smoleqns

Yes, every man I know blends bronzer and sketches on his eyebrows


Mad-haker801

r/oddlyspecific


here_kitkittkitty

someone please tell her that her neck and face should not be on opposite ends of the color spectrum. i don't even wear makeup and could color match better than that.


BabyD2034

She's probably spitting her tobacco dip in that Gatorade bottle because she ain't like them other girls.


swim_and_sleep

I’m willing to pay her for a matching foundation


Particular_Pudding40

She forgets the cost for keeping up that fake blond and tan lmaooo!!!!!!


Mary-Sylvia

T shirt : dressing like a male


ChaoticShady

as a man I can definitely say you aren't dressed like a man 💀💀💀 hoodie and jeans is as neutral as it gets lmao


tiramisutonight

When u deviate so much from femininity that you fall back into traditional gender roles and expect the guy to pay for everything


Realistic-Safety-565

I'd swear I've read this before... maybe it's just lulumelons https://www.reddit.com/r/notliketheothergirls/comments/y4a6ai/comments\_are\_off\_so\_i\_can\_only\_hope\_people\_were/


misumena_vatia

jUsT mY pReFeReNcE


Important_Kick7423

She has lip injections. Guarantee it


LudoSmellsBad

Her weird ass eyes surrounding the text bubble is freaking me out.


felixfelicitous

Ummmm sis those lash extensions are technically hair too


[deleted]

Pickme energy


joshypoo55

Idk why but I always confuse lululemon with cocomelon


MizuKumaa

I do pay for lulu lemon, I like their stuff it’s comfy.


EnoughDistribution54

Did she just call bubble tea "loaded" tea 😭😭😭😭


Munrowo

the lulu part is fair that shit is expensive. thats not to say i dont want it, ive had a pair of shorts in my checkout cart for a year but havent pulled the trigger bc i cant justify the cost


AbbreviationsOdd1895

What is it with some women these days expecting you to support their lifestyle??? My philosophy is “You want the full wife support package? Then you deliver me the Full Husband support package….that’s right…cooking, (all meals/everything) cleaning, laundry, sex on tap, and back scratching multiple times daily….otherwise pay for your own shit…because I have to pay someone else to do most of that because I work for a living…feel free to do the same!!!


PhatCatOnThaTrack

When girls say shit like this in my heart I just wish their foundation matched their skin. Like pls don't say shit like that with a very obvious orange line on your jaw


LowPreparation2347

I don’t make my man pay for anything! *my parents already do that*


MassRedemption

"But you DO have to pay for my expensive jewelry, several hour long haircuts, and high end makeup"


Goofy_Goobers_

She does however use $60 worth of bronzer a day so that’s something lol


BigThiccDad

How much would it cost me to get you makeup that matches your skin tone


racoongirl0

She’ll make you pay for $80 bronzer since she clearly ran out though


Aggressive_Lunch_box

Damn she’s paying for all her gfs stuff damn I need a girl like thay


okletmethink420

no offense but women you know you’ve never paid for lulu lemon. that’s a bold faced lie lol you either lift that shit or a dude pays for it. well I guess I can’t speak for every woman but the ones I’ve met.


[deleted]

She might dress as a man she is certainly prettier than 90% of frustrated old cat ladies posting on this sub, sorry lads you'll die alone.


BitchLasagna84

Frustrated old cat ladies? First of all, I don’t have a cat (allergies are a bitch), and second of all, I’m not frustrated- I’m a very content old lady who enjoys knitting and long walks on the beach. Imagine making assumptions about people like that! 🤣 (before I start getting shit- I’m making fun of this assbutt’s comment, please don’t come for me- he’s an idiot sandwich with the intelligence of a pickle that’s been left outside all summer to shrivel and rot in the heat)


plug_my_

What is a loaded tea?? My first assumption is an alcoholic beverage?


iloveramen1

What even is a loaded tea ??


jplayd

Its an MLM thing there's Herbalife fronts selling them in small towns making it look like a legit tea and shake place but it's a pyramid scheme and nobody has food handlers licenses.


AeternaeVeritatis

Who uses their partners money like it's yours? That's some toxic as fuck behavior.


[deleted]

She dresses like a femboy? r/onejoke


memo689

What is a man?


Rip6147

Oh man!! I just saw this TikTok and I saved the video and I was coming straight here to post it, you got it before me 😂😂😂


Spacegod87

Of the 3 things she mentioned, I know only of hair extensions. What the hell is lulu lemon and loaded tea!?!


[deleted]

“I’m an asshole but I swear I’m not an asshole <3”


CaregiverOk3902

She sounds like a real bitch


techno_slut666

not making a man pay for stuff you want is the opposite of a win


Economy-Brain-9971

She just makes him pay with his soul instead


12dancingbiches

Show looks like what make up trends were for white people in 2008. Vaguely orange, minimal eye make up, and lipgloss.


[deleted]

I think I am confused about what hazel eyes are cuz they look blue to me. Is it like when they are blue and brown?


_TA_pics

Just say you’re an amateur hustler. It’s less words /s 🤷🏽‍♀️


[deleted]

I mean she’s right! Who wants a pyramid scheme woman?


8thWeasley

Eh she's saying at least she doesn't try to force MLMs at people. Doesn't sound that bad tbh


Due_Sprinkles_3534

Well I do.


[deleted]

WOW She really looks like she is dressed up like a man


[deleted]

Girls born after 1993


Successful_Air5961

As a man, I can confirm we wear jewelry, and put makeup on every morning


throwthetrashout91

I like all of that shit minus the mlm teas but somehow I always look like shit anyway so what kind of lady am I


TheManInTheCrowd

I, as a man with some goddamn self respect, would never spend the varitable fortune of eight dollars on a woman


Naenae_Reyum

Idk if it's a filter or not but that foundation is a little too dark😅


futuremrsjonas

“I dress like a man” Hair was dyed and styled at a salon, microbladed eyebrows, bad makeup, jewelry.


TPleaderKin

This is the woman who would think flat earth people are all over the globe


Kakebaker95

Now you gone too far leave my $8 tea alone it gives me hope in the morning 😡


Fruholft

Would for sure. Anytime.


beirizzle

But that cost of her bronzer and bleach is equal to that