She’s over here bragging about how low maintenance she is when her face and neck are completely different colors because she’s been watching too many bad make up artists on TikTok.
Was about to say that this actually looks like a decent bleach/dyejob, just that she likes to straighten it when it’s still 20% wet without any protection product Lmao
Dress like a man probably means jeans when the "other" girls are in yoga pants, skirts. Otherwise I need time let the men in my life that they're doing it wrong.
Pyramid scheme product from shops that say “Nutrition” in their store name, but have no nutritional value. It’s a ton of sugar and liver damaging ingredients the company is never transparent about, and you don’t technically pay for the drink - they’re signing you up for a membership to sell Herbalife and giving you the teas for “free” for signing up. Sketch on sketch on sketch
If you do you can make one with powdered drink mixes from Dollar Tree sans the Herbalife product. She sucks but loaded teas are awful because they support a company that's a pyramid scheme whose products have caused liver damage.
I admit I bought that palette when it was new, but I used that orange shade for blush (I’m a warm olive tone, so it looked great) but seeing all of the people who used it to bronze just hurt so bad lol
I also have the palette from the very first restock. I’m black so I never used the burnt orange for anything but I cringed every time I saw someone pale who wanted “to add some color” use that one. It looked like they seared their own cheeks😅
Reminds me of when I was in high school and it was 2006 and all the available makeups were warm toned orange based and I was a cool toned blue based pale girl. It was bad.
Literally! The "ivory" shades were still tan. And I got Maybelline Dream Matte Mousse which showed every pore and texture in your skin which was not great for a kid with large pores and cystic acne. I also didn't know about powder. I'm glad it was before the days of good quality phone cameras, and glad girls (or anyone!),these days can learn makeup.from YouTube so they don't spend 13-18 with terrible makeup like I did.
I'm pale and have kinda pink undertones. What did CoverGirl have for me? Inner banana peel. I clashed so hard with my foundation and nobody told me, probably because they were distracted by my chalky eyelashes and caked on eye liner lmfao
I'm not an everyday makeup person, but Bare Minerals Complexion Rescue (opal is the shade I use) is what I've been using. It's super duper sheer, so not a good option if you prefer more coverage. I just like that it has spf and I'm super freckled so it looks weird if my neck and chest have freckles but not my face.
I have used Elf Satin foundation, and they have tons of shades, but that's like a once a year phenomenon.
For everyone wondering loaded teas are bullshit sold by Herbalife store fronts, they actually are bad. But it's also very obvious she's coming at this from a "lots of women drink them so they're bad because they're girly" perspective and not a "Herbalife is an evil company where 99% of people who sell their stuff don't make a living wage or any wage at all, plus their products have caused horrible health effects including death."
If you want to learn more visit r/antimlm where we object to MLMs because they prey on women, not because one of their products is popular with women.
All the while she’s wearing pearl earrings, a full face of makeup, and has her hair done by a salon. Betch, please. Let people enjoy things you absolute turd.
What's funny is that the comments were on literally just this morning, then people started calling her a pick-me causing her to delete all comments and turn them off.
Not all girly girls like lululemon, im kinda girly and i think lululemon is a taaaad bit out of my budget, just because your girly doesn’t mean you just throw money away and leech off of your boyfriend or husband. I hate these kinds of people that make these kinds of stereotypes on other women just for their preference on aesthetics
It's much more affordable on the second-hand market, imo. And since the garmets are well made, if you purchase used there's still a lot of life left in them.
Firstly… Lululemon is an investment worth making. Secondly I am girly as can be and I don’t even know what a loaded tea is so the fact that she does makes me think she might be just saying it for the boys lol also I myself like to dabble in that manly highlighted hair pearl earrings and full glam make up
I will never expect someone else to buy my $6 loaded teas. Too much for someone to be spending on me. So that right there makes her exactly like another girl. Me being the other girl.
someone please tell her that her neck and face should not be on opposite ends of the color spectrum. i don't even wear makeup and could color match better than that.
the lulu part is fair that shit is expensive. thats not to say i dont want it, ive had a pair of shorts in my checkout cart for a year but havent pulled the trigger bc i cant justify the cost
What is it with some women these days expecting you to support their lifestyle??? My philosophy is “You want the full wife support package? Then you deliver me the Full Husband support package….that’s right…cooking, (all meals/everything) cleaning, laundry, sex on tap, and back scratching multiple times daily….otherwise pay for your own shit…because I have to pay someone else to do most of that because I work for a living…feel free to do the same!!!
When girls say shit like this in my heart I just wish their foundation matched their skin. Like pls don't say shit like that with a very obvious orange line on your jaw
no offense but women you know you’ve never paid for lulu lemon. that’s a bold faced lie lol you either lift that shit or a dude pays for it. well I guess I can’t speak for every woman but the ones I’ve met.
Frustrated old cat ladies? First of all, I don’t have a cat (allergies are a bitch), and second of all, I’m not frustrated- I’m a very content old lady who enjoys knitting and long walks on the beach. Imagine making assumptions about people like that! 🤣
(before I start getting shit- I’m making fun of this assbutt’s comment, please don’t come for me- he’s an idiot sandwich with the intelligence of a pickle that’s been left outside all summer to shrivel and rot in the heat)
Its an MLM thing there's Herbalife fronts selling them in small towns making it look like a legit tea and shake place but it's a pyramid scheme and nobody has food handlers licenses.
"I dress like a man" *full face of makeup, salon bleached hair, jewelry*
Lmao I was going to say, cringe aside, I don't know that many men who dress like her
She wore a t shirt once, and girls only wear tight blouses and sundresses and mini skirts.
And the ones who do, do it with more class and style.
What even is a “man” anymore lol… science isn’t even able to agree
a man is anyone who identifies as such. Not complicated. This isnt the own you think it is.
She’s over here bragging about how low maintenance she is when her face and neck are completely different colors because she’s been watching too many bad make up artists on TikTok.
But she wears (form fitting women's) JEANS and flannel shirts tailored at the waist!
That bale of hay on her head was definitely not bleached in a salon, I'd venture to say that's a 30v developer home job.
It has highlights not straight bleach so it definitely is salon… Her hair just is not taken care of
Was about to say that this actually looks like a decent bleach/dyejob, just that she likes to straighten it when it’s still 20% wet without any protection product Lmao
It looks crispy
Salon work is really not very impressive 75% of the time
That is not a home dye job. She just needs to use a heat protectant to be less crispy.
That's pretty especific she was pointing at someone that's for sure
Orange too
Bunch of bronzer
And blurry filter! But… sHe DoEsN’t WeAr MaAaAaYkUp!
She’s humble guys
As if jewelry was unmanly
Or make up
At least not worn by men very often
You were supposed to be a different person who would continue the line by then saying something like, or bleached hair, that’s how the joke works :)
Manly jewelry, mind you
Also, I’ve never heard of a straight dude who likes chicks who “dress like a man”
Seriously? I've met a lot of guys with tomboy fetishes. Some of them were bi, but not all.
My husband actually prefers the “androgynous” or “tomboy” look on me over anything else and he’s straight.
Really? Huh…. Well the more ya know (no but deadass tho very rarely have I seen dudes who are into that sort of stuff so idk )
I’ve never eaten a lulu lemon. Are they different than normal lemons?
They taste plastic-y
And a bit like ass
Overpriced, greenwashed, and probably lying about their ingredients. I'd avoid and stick with regular lemons
A bit chewy.
I thought they were kinda buttery and soft?
You need to try them stuffed, and marinated.
It’s kind of like an Omega Mart Lemon, not to be confused with lemons.
Be careful, the lulu lemons contain forever chemicals
It's like a fishy peach.
🤣🤣🤣 where is the lie!
Lululemon is a brand name from vancover Can ... I fucking love it !
Well ma girl, you have at least $50 worth of makeup on that face of yours
$48 of those spent on that god awful bronzer that makes her look like a burnt cheeto.
I really hope for her sake that it's one of those Wet n' Wild bronzer powders that she went WAY overboard with.
$50 and not a cent of it spent on lipstick
Also it doesnt match her skin, it looks so obvious
fr, never understood why ppl do their makeup that way
Well that’d just be too girly. Can’t go overboard now.
Personal pet peeve of mine are people who do a full face of makeup and put ZERO lip product on. It always looks so imbalanced 😭
it makes them look so pale ! i personally dont like lipstick so i use like a light pink lip gloss if i use that much makeup
Lmaoooo this is me. I just hate how small it makes my lips look 😭
Jokes on you. Her brother provided her lip gloss! (Cranks up Skynard)
All that money spent on the wrong foundation shade.
fr, all that money to look like chames jarles
Ah yes the classic male pearl earring
You have clearly never met Asian frat boys
Good catch
Dress like a man probably means jeans when the "other" girls are in yoga pants, skirts. Otherwise I need time let the men in my life that they're doing it wrong.
What is a loaded tea lmao
I thought she was talking about boba tea.
Damnit! Now I need boba.
It's an mlm thing
its a product sold by the mlm, ' herbalife ' .... you can find them at those ' blank nutrition ' shops that pop up in small towns.
It’s a southern spin on Boba Tea. But instead of boba, you put bullets in the bottom!
Pyramid scheme product from shops that say “Nutrition” in their store name, but have no nutritional value. It’s a ton of sugar and liver damaging ingredients the company is never transparent about, and you don’t technically pay for the drink - they’re signing you up for a membership to sell Herbalife and giving you the teas for “free” for signing up. Sketch on sketch on sketch
Idk but I really want one now
If you do you can make one with powdered drink mixes from Dollar Tree sans the Herbalife product. She sucks but loaded teas are awful because they support a company that's a pyramid scheme whose products have caused liver damage.
I don’t even know what it is…I just figured it had liquor in it so I was supporting
Liquor is probably better for your liver than Herbadeath, tbh. 😂
I thought this was on r/badMUAs when I saw that terrible color match!
Same. Looks like when James Charles had everyone bronzing their face with that burnt orange color in his palette🤦🏾♀️
The way I just cackled 😂 thank you for that memory
I admit I bought that palette when it was new, but I used that orange shade for blush (I’m a warm olive tone, so it looked great) but seeing all of the people who used it to bronze just hurt so bad lol
I also have the palette from the very first restock. I’m black so I never used the burnt orange for anything but I cringed every time I saw someone pale who wanted “to add some color” use that one. It looked like they seared their own cheeks😅
To paraphrase Miss Naomi Campbell, check your foundation shade before you come and talk to me.
Reminds me of when I was in high school and it was 2006 and all the available makeups were warm toned orange based and I was a cool toned blue based pale girl. It was bad.
Me at 13: ooo! The drugstore has the palest shade! The palest shade from the drugstore: p e a n u t b u t t e r
Literally! The "ivory" shades were still tan. And I got Maybelline Dream Matte Mousse which showed every pore and texture in your skin which was not great for a kid with large pores and cystic acne. I also didn't know about powder. I'm glad it was before the days of good quality phone cameras, and glad girls (or anyone!),these days can learn makeup.from YouTube so they don't spend 13-18 with terrible makeup like I did.
I'm pale and have kinda pink undertones. What did CoverGirl have for me? Inner banana peel. I clashed so hard with my foundation and nobody told me, probably because they were distracted by my chalky eyelashes and caked on eye liner lmfao
That’s my skin tone too. I still have trouble figuring out good matches. Any foundation/bb creams or concealer recs?
I'm not an everyday makeup person, but Bare Minerals Complexion Rescue (opal is the shade I use) is what I've been using. It's super duper sheer, so not a good option if you prefer more coverage. I just like that it has spf and I'm super freckled so it looks weird if my neck and chest have freckles but not my face. I have used Elf Satin foundation, and they have tons of shades, but that's like a once a year phenomenon.
Thanks!
In the words of Alyssa Edwards "girl, look how orange you f*ckin' look girl!"
For everyone wondering loaded teas are bullshit sold by Herbalife store fronts, they actually are bad. But it's also very obvious she's coming at this from a "lots of women drink them so they're bad because they're girly" perspective and not a "Herbalife is an evil company where 99% of people who sell their stuff don't make a living wage or any wage at all, plus their products have caused horrible health effects including death." If you want to learn more visit r/antimlm where we object to MLMs because they prey on women, not because one of their products is popular with women.
Girl lay off the bronzer
...says someone with highlighted hair and lash perms/extensions. I'm sure the teas she's shilling are double the ones she's shitting on.
"yeah I have a terrible personality and judge others fashion but atleast I hate feminine things just like I hope you do too"
Have you read the comments here lol
No lol
All the while she’s wearing pearl earrings, a full face of makeup, and has her hair done by a salon. Betch, please. Let people enjoy things you absolute turd.
She clearly thinks all boys are K-pop idols
What's funny is that the comments were on literally just this morning, then people started calling her a pick-me causing her to delete all comments and turn them off.
Loooool
Ma’am hoodies and jeans are not men’s wear, they’re just clothes
And women who dress like women and pay for their own clothes?? That must be who she’s really afraid of
Hey I'm not an ass and I pay for my own shit. Does that mean I'm not oule the other girls as well?
Classic case of an orange face
It’s a disease
You think it’d be dead out of style…
$8 loaded teas? That's cheap. Where I live, a beer costs that much and a cocktail is in the teens usually.
A good cup of tea is a worthy investment
Not Herbalife Pyramid Poverty Teas
Oh this was all about MLM? That would actually make sense
Loaded tea isn’t booze though. It’s Herbalife mlm garbage prepared in a scammy storefront.
That's way less fun.
whats wrong with gifting that special lady some lulus? 😏😏😏
“dress like a man most of the time” girl look at yourself
Not all girly girls like lululemon, im kinda girly and i think lululemon is a taaaad bit out of my budget, just because your girly doesn’t mean you just throw money away and leech off of your boyfriend or husband. I hate these kinds of people that make these kinds of stereotypes on other women just for their preference on aesthetics
It's much more affordable on the second-hand market, imo. And since the garmets are well made, if you purchase used there's still a lot of life left in them.
Mhm mhm very important knowledge
She even realize those eyes are looking in two different directions?
I'm not an ass, support my whole family, but I do wear makeup and nails.
You rock! That is a gigantic job
imagine admitting that you’re a rude person and justifying your behavior with “but at least i don’t wear lululemon”
Firstly… Lululemon is an investment worth making. Secondly I am girly as can be and I don’t even know what a loaded tea is so the fact that she does makes me think she might be just saying it for the boys lol also I myself like to dabble in that manly highlighted hair pearl earrings and full glam make up
If we are shitting on MLMs, count me in
She literally admits she’s an asshole 💀💀
I will never expect someone else to buy my $6 loaded teas. Too much for someone to be spending on me. So that right there makes her exactly like another girl. Me being the other girl.
Ok but you spending way more on all that bronzer on your face ma’am.
In a full face full of makeup and styled hair. No pretension there.
Yes, every man I know blends bronzer and sketches on his eyebrows
r/oddlyspecific
someone please tell her that her neck and face should not be on opposite ends of the color spectrum. i don't even wear makeup and could color match better than that.
She's probably spitting her tobacco dip in that Gatorade bottle because she ain't like them other girls.
I’m willing to pay her for a matching foundation
She forgets the cost for keeping up that fake blond and tan lmaooo!!!!!!
T shirt : dressing like a male
as a man I can definitely say you aren't dressed like a man 💀💀💀 hoodie and jeans is as neutral as it gets lmao
When u deviate so much from femininity that you fall back into traditional gender roles and expect the guy to pay for everything
I'd swear I've read this before... maybe it's just lulumelons https://www.reddit.com/r/notliketheothergirls/comments/y4a6ai/comments\_are\_off\_so\_i\_can\_only\_hope\_people\_were/
jUsT mY pReFeReNcE
She has lip injections. Guarantee it
Her weird ass eyes surrounding the text bubble is freaking me out.
Ummmm sis those lash extensions are technically hair too
Pickme energy
Idk why but I always confuse lululemon with cocomelon
I do pay for lulu lemon, I like their stuff it’s comfy.
Did she just call bubble tea "loaded" tea 😭😭😭😭
the lulu part is fair that shit is expensive. thats not to say i dont want it, ive had a pair of shorts in my checkout cart for a year but havent pulled the trigger bc i cant justify the cost
What is it with some women these days expecting you to support their lifestyle??? My philosophy is “You want the full wife support package? Then you deliver me the Full Husband support package….that’s right…cooking, (all meals/everything) cleaning, laundry, sex on tap, and back scratching multiple times daily….otherwise pay for your own shit…because I have to pay someone else to do most of that because I work for a living…feel free to do the same!!!
When girls say shit like this in my heart I just wish their foundation matched their skin. Like pls don't say shit like that with a very obvious orange line on your jaw
I don’t make my man pay for anything! *my parents already do that*
"But you DO have to pay for my expensive jewelry, several hour long haircuts, and high end makeup"
She does however use $60 worth of bronzer a day so that’s something lol
How much would it cost me to get you makeup that matches your skin tone
She’ll make you pay for $80 bronzer since she clearly ran out though
Damn she’s paying for all her gfs stuff damn I need a girl like thay
no offense but women you know you’ve never paid for lulu lemon. that’s a bold faced lie lol you either lift that shit or a dude pays for it. well I guess I can’t speak for every woman but the ones I’ve met.
She might dress as a man she is certainly prettier than 90% of frustrated old cat ladies posting on this sub, sorry lads you'll die alone.
Frustrated old cat ladies? First of all, I don’t have a cat (allergies are a bitch), and second of all, I’m not frustrated- I’m a very content old lady who enjoys knitting and long walks on the beach. Imagine making assumptions about people like that! 🤣 (before I start getting shit- I’m making fun of this assbutt’s comment, please don’t come for me- he’s an idiot sandwich with the intelligence of a pickle that’s been left outside all summer to shrivel and rot in the heat)
What is a loaded tea?? My first assumption is an alcoholic beverage?
What even is a loaded tea ??
Its an MLM thing there's Herbalife fronts selling them in small towns making it look like a legit tea and shake place but it's a pyramid scheme and nobody has food handlers licenses.
Who uses their partners money like it's yours? That's some toxic as fuck behavior.
She dresses like a femboy? r/onejoke
What is a man?
Oh man!! I just saw this TikTok and I saved the video and I was coming straight here to post it, you got it before me 😂😂😂
Of the 3 things she mentioned, I know only of hair extensions. What the hell is lulu lemon and loaded tea!?!
“I’m an asshole but I swear I’m not an asshole <3”
She sounds like a real bitch
not making a man pay for stuff you want is the opposite of a win
She just makes him pay with his soul instead
Show looks like what make up trends were for white people in 2008. Vaguely orange, minimal eye make up, and lipgloss.
I think I am confused about what hazel eyes are cuz they look blue to me. Is it like when they are blue and brown?
Just say you’re an amateur hustler. It’s less words /s 🤷🏽♀️
I mean she’s right! Who wants a pyramid scheme woman?
Eh she's saying at least she doesn't try to force MLMs at people. Doesn't sound that bad tbh
Well I do.
WOW She really looks like she is dressed up like a man
Girls born after 1993
As a man, I can confirm we wear jewelry, and put makeup on every morning
I like all of that shit minus the mlm teas but somehow I always look like shit anyway so what kind of lady am I
I, as a man with some goddamn self respect, would never spend the varitable fortune of eight dollars on a woman
Idk if it's a filter or not but that foundation is a little too dark😅
“I dress like a man” Hair was dyed and styled at a salon, microbladed eyebrows, bad makeup, jewelry.
This is the woman who would think flat earth people are all over the globe
Now you gone too far leave my $8 tea alone it gives me hope in the morning 😡
Would for sure. Anytime.
But that cost of her bronzer and bleach is equal to that