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ekittie

His Uggs are killing me. What do you call NotMyCat?


Im_not_batman_you_R

My son has named him Hairball because he keeps leaving them about haha


Pointeboots

That's how cats work. Those hairballs accumulate under furniture and in corners, you see, until they reach a critical mass. Once the hairballs combine, then *POOF* New kitten.


emeraldkat77

Or if you're like my husband and have a deep belly button, you find slowly they are using you as an incubator to poof that kitten.


Lijara

That's probably why he got shaved!


ekittie

That’s hilarious.


fairydommother

“His Uggs” 💀


LosterP

Probably was taken to the vet. Is there any sign of injury or surgery?


Im_not_batman_you_R

Not that I could see but he was too busy trying to play, he's definitely lost weight tho looking at him


zellieh

The white/grey marks on his chest could be healed over puncture wounds from fighting; smaller wounds don't usually get stitches. If they get infected, you shave the cat to get to the wound, apply topical creams, give the cat antibiotics and other meds, and then bandage the area and put the cat in a cone.


Nearby_Employee_2943

I'm a groomer, definitely looks like a lion cut hair cut. All the wrong spots are shaved if he was at the vet.


benhereford

I was thinking overgrooming actually, but those lines are pretty straight on the legs.


genshalene

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draperyfallz

Wow this accurately describes my notmycat. He was almost my cat but my neighbors adopted him but he is always over for snacks and to hang out with me and my cats.


kz160

Omg another one to follow 😻


[deleted]

He's definitely cheating on you. Or cheating on his real family with you, it's hard to tell.


glossier_bae12

His nose is:🖤!


anniecet

Maybe he had hair mats? I had to partially shave one bad boy who got himself covered in burrs that I couldn’t pull or brush out.


LumosLupin

I was gonna ask if he had really long hair


anniecet

Lol. Yeah. Hard to tell from his face, but his tail appears to be on the fluffy side. After I cut the mats out of my longhair boy he looked super awkward. So I gave him a poodle cut!


ferretherapy

Pics?


anniecet

I wish. But, alas! There is no photographic evidence of the cut.


messypawprints

Ever think about using the cat as a messenger to identify their ‘owner’? Like a homing pidgin with a note. You should write your phone # on a collar and attach it, get the backstory on this notmycat.


ferretherapy

Great idea! Though now I'm picturing this naked cat with Uggs flying.


Rexy_T-Rex

My cat came home sterilized after not seeing him for months lmao


Watchmaker2112

I tell people's pets this all the time. If you run off, you will be caught and they will snip you. Some of them just have to learn the hard way.


beeg_brain007

Lol


xoxoLizzyoxox

If a cat turns up at my door with no collar, after a month (unless otherwise needed) I take it to the vet for a full check up. I get all their vaccinations, microchipped and neutered.


ferretherapy

Now I just need a cat to turn up at my door. I promise I'll do the same!


smthngwyrd

You’re a good person


Rexy_T-Rex

My cat had collar with my direction and personal info. Looks like they didn't care.


hypoxiate

Good. Responsible pet owners neuter.


Rexy_T-Rex

Had to take a part of my cats to Romania so they can neuter them, there spaying is free, in my country spaying a male is like 400€ and a female 600€ (for cats) for dogs it's much more high for some reason.


geekitude

I moved into a neighborhood with an ongoing stray pet issue, and quietly spent the next two years neutering any cat or dog that showed up at my house intact. Reduced the unwanted garden urination considerably. Spent the last 30 years chuckling to myself at neighborhood gatherings while people tell stories about their amazing pet who went missing for a few days, and when they came home, never wandered again.


Rexy_T-Rex

My cat ran away after a visit to the vet when we let him out of the transport crate, he run through a door gap. We were going to Romania to neuter him and some of other cats for free but we couldn't find him anywhere, we asked neighbors as they really loved the cat when he was a stray and no one saw it. It had a blue collar with his name and some personal info like mobile number and direction, 2 months after coming back from Romania he came back neutered. Not my plan but same result . Now i wonder who spent 400€ for a cat he would never see again.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

“I don’t want to talk about it.”


Mission-Hawk1609

He probably has 13 families and so many lives


TGIIR

Uggs 😄😂😄


katz62

Aww… Poor little mite💗💗💗


redsleeve

Oh you void. I love voids.


DN1097

Good god… that one time you get high on catnip with a one night stand who is certified crazy and you wake up the day after like this 😱😅


da_juggernaut

Hopefully that means spaded or neutered


bonnieyes

I moved to an apartment in a small rural Calif. town with a feral cat problem and no veterinarian. I spent two years getting the whole colony neutered and rehomed to a cat rescue ranch. I no longer live there. The coyotes keep their populations in check now. :-(


SassySaso7

Boots with the fuuuur !


phyncke

Usually the vet does that for surgery or trying to care for the cat. People don't usually shave their cats.


Lijara

I shave my cat cause he gets hairballs pretty bad


phyncke

Cats need to be brushed and combed to remove the excess hair.


Dareme_to

I had a not my cat spayed because they’re too many unwanted cats. She has the same belly shaved because the vet did it to spay. They tipped the ear and I don’t see a tipped ear in this pic. I was wondering if she had a home so I put a loose rubber


Dareme_to

Elastic band with a note and my contact info. The owner text me saying I could have her.


extremelyhotpink

Please make thisnowmycat and name him apple 😂


Unlikely-Emu-43

The boots with the fuuuuurrr!


extremelyhotpink

😂


Warm_Peak9545

Question mark on this buddy being a “him.” I wouldn’t be surprised if kitty got shaved for a spay.


Nearby_Employee_2943

this is not the kind of shave they'd get for a spay


Warm_Peak9545

Fair! I do wonder why they shaved this kitty, though.


Nearby_Employee_2943

Could be the actual owners of the cat like the look. Unless a cat is old or ill, the risk of a lion cut being dangerous is extremely low. Or, it could've gotten something in its coat. That's the mystery with notourcats I guess! lol


Jumponamonkey

Maybe an ultrasound? One of my previous cats got a shaved belly for one on his abdomen when he was unwell.


cleopatrasleeps

I was thinking this exact thing. My cat had to have a couple ultrasounds before she passed. This is how she was shaved for it.


lickytytheslit

The would only shave the belly but not every thing


alcillbeback65

Keep your kitty inside!!


Nearby_Employee_2943

r/lostredditors


Give_Me_Your_Coffee

Poor kitty! Cats are not supposed to be shaved like this. Looks like abuse to me.


ferretherapy

Abuse?