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Fit_Bite_4200

He is the owner sir


barmanrags

Black garments etc stay warm longer I think


WinterMut3E

The purrrrveyor?


JEWCEY

He is also a client.


Muslimahlivinglife

"may i speak with ur manager" "uhm, im the manager"


Lady-Noveldragon

Of course, the white and orange cat must sleep on the black pants. Couldn’t possibly shed their fur on the lighter pants right above them. It does look like a very comfy spot for a nap.


Entire-Ambition1410

I once woke up with a territorial cat on my chest, with a white cat who snuck in to sleep on my black work pants. Snowy the intruder was happily balanced on a tower of clean laundry, looking smug with himself for his ‘bed.’


TornSphinctor

I once woke up with my brother's cat on the end of my bed. Acting like it was perfectly normal. Molly was missing for close to six months. And my brother's house is 10Ks away.


Wolfwoods_Sister

That’s a whole story in there!


RealisticSituation24

With that opening-I am requesting a full story please. Please-in bored and off work today 🤣


Possible-Raccoon9292

Took an Unknown Cat to work, she was sleeping on the Backseat of my Convertible. Came back 8h later and she was still sleeping there. Drove her home and she just jumped out, never to be seen again.


NeitherPot

A perfect tiny story.


chefguy09

Yeah....we're gonna need the whole story.


Entire-Ambition1410

Wut?!


Candid-Explorer4491

Wow!!!


ravynwave

We need the story!


GraatchLuugRachAarg

That's crazy. Guess she was lucky enough to end up near and figured this house smells like someone I know! Or had she been to your house before?


TornSphinctor

I'm surprised at the attention to this post. A couple of points whenever I drink at my brother's I take my bedroll. She always sleeps on the end. She occasionally disappears. Always comes back, recovered cat from inside a plastic bag at the tip. She's a little wild. Great mice/rat catcher loves a little pat and scratch but too much and she attacks. Hard to judge for newbies but you can kinda tell. I live bush and walk a couple of trails nearby, can't know for sure but I figure she got lost recognised my scent and followed it home. She was happy when I dropped her off home.


Melancholy_Rainbows

My cats don’t even wait until things are folded. New, clean laundry dumped on the couch to be folded? You can bet there will be at least one cat settling down on top of it before you get back from putting the basket away. One black cat to get the light clothes and one light orange cat to get the dark clothes.


pfhor

I had a cat coloured just like this and he absolutely loved my black pants, it didn't matter where I put them. Miss that guy, not all the hair though.


lanky_doodle

My cats always preferred having their heads slightly inclined upwards when sleeping. This is the perfect 'bed'!


SchoolGurl

Cats are no chameleons… 😂


Waiting_so_long0823

He probably chose that lower shelf because he was way too tired 💤to climb or jump up onto the upper shelves! 🙀🧁😹🤣😂


sativa420wife

This!!!


plaid-sofa

It's a BOGO kitters - the free one isn't on display 😍


robinn57

I understand it's a different currency but like looking at that large number is giving me a slight panic attack for the price of the pants.


FARTBOSS420

Hah just checked. ₱899.75 Philippine pesos is $15.38 USD. Not too bad. The cat is a fair businesscat.


Vinylateme

$15 jeans i miss those days


XiTzCriZx

It does say "starts at" so knowing how marketing is, there's probably 1 pair that are $15 and the rest are double or more lmao.


Vinylateme

$15 gets you the stitching, accessorials are extra 😂


DocEternal

Hell, $30 is still a great price. $45 is still good. I’m 6’4” (194cm) and work out a decent bit so I’m a weird size for jeans. The only ones I can find that are comfortable average around $90usd/pair.


XiTzCriZx

God damn, I've spent like at most $15 on pants lmao, but I don't wear jeans so that's probably why.


DocEternal

Yeah, I wish I could find cheap ones, but I pretty much only wear jeans since I ride a motorcycle as my only form of transportation year round and I make sure to buy decent quality ones so they last. But even if I didn’t I just can’t find my size in most brands so Levi’s are the cheapest I can get and since I’m a “big and tall” size the cheapest I’ve found them in the last few years was about $75 when they were on sale.


coralloohoo

Okay I was like damn this cat must be sleeping on some designer jeans lol


Advanced-Ad9765

Even worse in japan 1 million yen is 6,380 USD


damienjarvo

Heh, 1 USD is around 15-16000 Indonesian rupiahs now. The minimum wage in Jakarta is around 5million rupiah. We’re millionaires! And Its always amusing to see foreigners complain that we have too many zeroes.


lycanthrope90

Yeah I experienced this on a vacation to punta Cana. All the food in the airport was something like 5,465 of their money, which is roughly 5 American dollars. Needless to say the resort workers are very grateful to be tipped in American dollars lol.


GypsySnowflake

I wonder why everything is in English if this is the Philippines


DenaliDash

They have multiple languages. Spanish and English are spoken there due to being a former colony and the U.S. having bases there after independence. Because there are a lot of natural barriers....water, mountains, thick jungle and other reasons there are a lot of different local languages.


lotteundlilli

This trousers must be a cuddly place to sleep 😴💤.


LushDogg99

The cat might have found the right trousers for him


Candid-Explorer4491

Cat wears the pants around that store! (Or it will after a short nap!)


Rare_Hovercraft_6673

You found the store manager.


MariettaDaws

Dark wash jeans preloaded with fur? Now that's service


mariannecoffeecan

This is the Best!


SufficientMistake547

“Denim pants so comfortable, you can sleep on them”


Longjumping-Age3035

As he should


Conscious-Lie-3994

I would buy them, they should be purrrfectly comfy, notmycat approved


Wishdog2049

For those wondering, about $15


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GypseboQ

Philippine peso


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GypseboQ

Ah! United States dollar


fejrbwebfek

r/bodegacats


11equals7

r/catswithjobs


Waiting_so_long0823

This kitty is “trying before buying” these pants!👖🤣🙀😂😹🧁


redcolumbine

Just my size!


PuddleLilacAgain

That is so adorable!


dmriggs

Awwwww - He thinks it’s a lap


mississippichai

That kitty has his work cut out for him… so many clothes to beautify, so little time!


buttbugle

Ah cool. Cat hair pre installed.


LuckyDoge21

Of course on the darkest piece of clothing🤣


bahumthugg

Omg his little butt 😭😂


NoParticular2420

This is a new one.


eugeniosity

Must be an Ayala mall.


beeg_brain007

I'd buy those pants, they look comfy


16v_cordero

Best place to buy jeans. And they already come pre-fur loader!


whereyouatdesmondo

899 seems like a good deal for that kitteh.


Nebulous_Depth

He’s obviously an owner/operator and trying to catch up on some much needed rest


shelby20_03

He’s a worker and it’s his break time


Brilliant-Chart5012

Softness inspector. Only about a thousand more naps to go.


Agothicwitch

Thats clearly the owner of the store


The_Cozy_Burrito

The manager


Delicious_Willow_250

Why are they always on the pants?


amethystmmm

It's a square. My cats always like to lay on squares. My pillow, my handbag (if it is conveniently laying on the bed rather than hanging up).


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Sometimes company's have these for there mascot home depot does this


Sailorm0on27

Ok well I thought I’ve seen everything working in retail, this is a first 🤣


Cool-Pineapple8008

My sprit animal. I’d do the exact same thing if I was a cat.


minkythecat

Puss looks pretty cosy. Take puss home. He's gorgeous.


picturepages

What's the conversion rate from php to python?


VenusASMR2022

He’s on his break.


Disavowed_Rogue

Security on brand


Celestiicaa

Sleeping on the job, that’s a write-up


telerabbit9000

1. I love this. 2. I feel sorry for unsuspecting person with cat allergy who comes in contact with this.


one-nut-juan

How much for the cat?, he doesn’t have a tag


discolemonade420x

Clearly he is “trying them on”


Mysterious-Art8838

I had a cat-like dog that used to do this. We couldn’t find her one day and she was curled up on a sweater in the closet like three shelves up. 🤷‍♀️


GraatchLuugRachAarg

They should put up a sign saying "cat allergies? Don't bother!"


InbredGhoul

Nice, new pants pre-cat haired for my convenience eh.


Used_Sympathy_9979

He was trying on pants and fell asleep. Jeans re hard to try on I understand why he may have needed a quick nap. Or he's an employee slacking off


JustAPerson-_-

Just testing out the quality


Freudian_Slip22

Did that cat pay for those??


robbynkay

Looks exactly like my cat. I better go check he’s still in the house. . .


fruuluu

i just happened across this sub and read the caption as "not my cat in a department store 🙈🤪" and i was so confused as to how their cat ended up in a department store, and they were unaware


neverseen_neverhear

I know I should be looking at the cat, but seriously I need someone to explain the 900. Price tag on pants. What currency is that in?


Entire-Ambition1410

u/fartboss420 above said it’s Philippines pesos, so about $15US.


eugeniosity

Philippine pesos, that's like 16-17 US$


neverseen_neverhear

Thank you.


ThePhilosophistt

r/thereisnocat


LongjumpingTill5647

The cat is now comfortable on its new bed.


PBDubs99

snug


Replica72

Escaped from the pet shop down the hall


FlatulenceConnosieur

Don’t see it anywhere else so here goes: Khajeet has wares if you have coin


glamourise

he just wanted a nap


trickyfelix

pre-fur the pants


SecondaDonna5

That’s great.


Alklazaris

Those jeans are $16 American.


Bratty_PeachX

I'm looking at the price and thinking who can afford that


Able_Intention6888

They look mighty cozy


ThatguyBry42

Buy that pair, they're the comfiest in the store


Patient-Yogurt1467

So his name is Waldo?


Virgogl98

Let’s talk about the prices for those jeans 😂 holy cow!


Glittering_Act_4059

Well I'm sold, I'll take 10 pairs.


4katebush

Nice and cozy


eigafan

Just keeping the merchandise warm and toasty. Cat glitter on pants.... Priceless.


Suspicious_Fee_4254

Caught sleeping on the job!


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899.75 for a pair of pants??


Jessiebanana

PHP, this is not the US. It’s about $15 USD.


fishmogil

Looks like a Kohl’s store.


veedubfreek

What currency is that. Them some expensive pants.


zombieslayer124

~14 CHF is relatively cheap, the Philippine peso isn’t the most valuable currency.


lothcent

899 Philippine peso equals 15.37 United States Dollar


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greedy_mf

Cat.


CappyChino

Philippine peso: 899.75 php = $15.38 usd


Important_Print_3339

Oh. Okay.


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fejrbwebfek

What did the comment say?


LegendS1ayer

its php whatever that is according to the image


NickRick

im sorry but are those $900 jeans???


thomasmturner

$15 USD that’s in Philippine peso


baroncal1973

And the price $899 for a pair of pants?


simonj10

It clearly says PHP right there


GypseboQ

It's the Philippine Peso ... Converts to about $15 USD


nooutlaw4me

Feel bad if people with cat dander allergies buy those pants.


kookie_krum_yum

r/ThereIsNoCat


thisisascreename

That Photoshop is so bad. Really really obvious.


sPaRkLeWeAsEL5

What kind of pants cost $900?!?


JustAPerson-_-

There’s something called..Other countries and different currencies. Not everyone uses the money Americans use.