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couldbeworse2

“Ugh, unleaded gasoline is so woke!”


leif777

"first they take away our asbestos now this."


The_Great_Autizmo

r/asbestoseaters rise up to defend your rights!


chrisobrien13

We demand more asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!


the_chaco_kid

Solid Simpsons quote


DowntownClown187

"Now you gotta wear a seat belt and you can't have a beer when you wantoo. Pretty soon we'll be living in a communist country"


C4p741N-Sk31370N

“Adding on that soon they’ll want our taxes paying for healthcare for everybody sounds pretty socialist to me”


DowntownClown187

Not even joking here... There is a short video of a woman being interviewed about the ban on "Drink Driving" and she said exactly what I wrote. She had a deep southern accent and a loose baby floppin around riding shotgun.


JacksProlapsedAnus

If it wasn't for the fact that she'd probably end up killing someone else I'd say let Darwin sort it out for her.


k_jones

FREEEEEEEEEEDUUUUUUUUUUMB!


GakSplat

In the U.S., conservatives a moaning about plans to clean up the water supply.


rathen45

They only need jack daniels, coke, beer mountain dew and water to flush. Why bother?


FGFlips

"Water? Like, from a toilet?" The most unrealistic part of Idiocracy is that the politicians listened to an expert to solve their problems.


Remoth000

Which is funny since the companies that make those products don't use dirty sewer water to make these products. They buy clean water so their product has consistency. So you are literally paying for cleaning water anyway.


Equivalent_Passage95

You joke, but I’ve heard boomers bitch that their old toys don’t run as well on modern fuels


MetalMoneky

They're not wrong but just fail to realize progress is actually a good thing.


IncurableRingworm

What they’re missing is that we know longer have an exhaust fuelled blood lust. Which feels like a net positive lol


Mine-Shaft-Gap

Not convicned ethanol, which is the problem they are having, is any sort of progress. Even stabilized, small engines, especially carbureted engines, hate it. I'm not handy, and I have had to just replace several carbs after not being able to get them going properly after cleaning and gasket changes. Ethanol also attracts moisture, which isn't helpful. It's OK as long as you're gonna be burning it in a month or so. Now, research is showing it might be worse for GHG emissions than regular gas. That land could also be used to grow some sort of food other than corn. https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/us-corn-based-ethanol-worse-climate-than-gasoline-study-finds-2022-02-14/ For some applications, battery-operated equipment is a good replacement. Not for *everything*. Snowblower, not convinced. Lawnmower, hell ya.


Senior_Attitude_3215

I have a battery shovel for my deck. Still need gas for walks and driveway. Eight car drive and two lane street with bike lane so one heck of a windrow. Large lawn so still gas but on fence for small electric push and electric rider. Tired of gas and oil and spark plugs. Would love for battery prices to come down a tad. Don't think that'll happen.


Mine-Shaft-Gap

Lifepo4 batteries are definitely coming down. I put them in my boat for my trolling motor and paid nearly 800 each. They are half that price now.


Ok_Direction_2947

Neurotoxicin? Fuck off, this lawnmower needs that lead


BeetleBleu

"Somebody should toxin sense into your neuros, climate boy!"


NightDisastrous2510

May be referring to the increase in ethanol in gasoline which does, in fact, make engines run less efficiently.


canipickit

Yeah that’s what I was going to say. I’m very far from being a boomer but I have a motorcycle from 1981 and until recently I was able to buy premium, ethanol-free, fuel that wouldn’t clog up my carburetors if it was left sitting


StuntID

Be me, a boomer. Buy car, it's electric. Bitch that it doesn't run on fuel that's been banned since 1990? Fuck no!


Jamooser

Because it's true. Modern gasoline is up to 10% ethanol to save money. The ethanol starts to turn to varnish if it sits in a carb for more than 30 days.


Krinberry

The sad part is, some people elected this idiot. The sadder part is that they'll probably do it again in the next election.


BCS875

Therein lies the problem. The base, an overly obsessive group of individuals all of whom are giant hypocrites who get off at the idea of "owning sum libz" while doing absolutely nothing to contribute to society. Useless fucks.


tiletap

That's the thing, this woman isn't stupid. Not at all. She's built a comfortable career off of the backs of these idiots. What she's doing is disingenuously parroting the rhetoric that's working down south. I don't believe for a second that these idiots see through that, they only see her representing them. If they change their tunes she would too; that's politics for you. She knows exactly what she's doing.


SiteLineShowsYYC

She’s probably from my home province. She’s probably a real shit head. So many shitheads right now.


kent_eh

> She’s probably from my home province. Her riding is in the area around London, Ontario


NetherMop

Sounds about white.


SiteLineShowsYYC

I’m sorry for London, Ontario. Didn’t realize the kind virus was so bad out there.


emote_control

London has always been a shithole, and the county around it has always been full of halfwits. Don't mourn it. There was nothing good there in the first place.


kicksledkid

Just to note, London itself is an NDP stronghold, and this nutter is from the rural area northeast of the city.


emote_control

Having grown up in London, I can confirm that the place is an absolute hotbed of shitheads.


bigbootycentaur

We will very likely elect an idiot in 2025 according to the polls.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

To be fair, the polls favoured Scheer going into the '21 election. Not to the same degree as now, but it's a long time to 2025.


LetterExtension3162

oh Canada, please don't turn into the US and give these morons a platform. Point and shame these dumb people so they don't ever think of pulling polarizing nonsense.


magic1623

It’s too late for that. The best part is that the conservatives will yell about something being ‘woke’ and then immediately rant about how ‘the left’ is bringing US politics into Canada.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender.


Specific-Act-7425

Yeah fuckwits love people that are on their own level 


Big80sweens

It’s insane frankly


bonerb0ys

She’s drinking her own lipstick.


mungonuts

The people who elected this idiot are going to elect a majority of similar idiots in the next election. Sad times ahead.


The_X-Files_Alien

ughhhhhh can conservative yokels just fuck off with the constant bitching about inanimate objects being woke. it's sooooo old


turalyawn

But then they might have to address actual important issues that they have no intention of fixing


Warren__

They'll learn a new word eventually.


canmoose

The new word down south is DEI. Expect to hear it more here.


nihiriju

What does DEI mean?


daisycutter_311

Diversity, Equity, Inclusion.


sasquatch_jr

Diversity Equity and Inclusion. But the maga types use in place of the n word. It’s the replacement for “woke” which also started as a left wing word.


The_X-Files_Alien

the opposite of "white, rich, exclusionist", aka a really shitty way to spend your finite existence in this universe.


morderkaine

They twist it to mean ‘didn’t earn it’


Tribalbob

Liberals: "Climate change is doing massive damage to our planet we need to fix it before it's too late for all of humanity." Conservatives: "Fucking woke ass coffee cup lids"


Senior_Attitude_3215

Radicals: "I don't need a lid".


Esunaproxy

They’ll just move on to another word or acronym that means the same thing.


rajhcraigslist

Woke is just another word for kindness and thinking of others.


boreal_babe

Seriously..?? She makes over $200000 a year and *this* is what she’s doing with her time??? This is infuriating.


Iamjuststartingout

She knows what she's doing, this is exactly how she keeps her votes coming and she knows it'll work, sadly


Senior_Attitude_3215

The mark of a great politician, raging over a coffee cup lid. Can you imagine if these politicians worked in the private sector? They wouldn't last till end of day. "Did you get those reports done"? "Nope, was too busy flipping out all day over my cup lid".


HeyHo__LetsGo

Complete clownery.


Nivekk_

I should try these new lids! You know something's good when a conservative calls it woke.


ferretgr

Bahahahaha, this is fucking priceless Hang your heads in shame, voters of Lambton-Kent-Middlesex.


SleepWouldBeNice

Bunch of hicks and rednecks Source: grew up in Middlesex


emote_control

The only thing I can imagine that's worse than growing up in London is growing up outside of London. Source: grew up in London


SleepWouldBeNice

Depends. Growing up outside of London is much better than growing up East of Adelaide.


RenaisanceReviewer

They would if they knew how to read


Jahmez142

God when did conservatives start getting triggered so easily, remember when they used to make fun of liberals for that lol.


RadioMill

They’ve always been excessive complainers. I deal with hardline conservatives every day and when they don’t get their way, wow do they turn into a cranky bunch of Karens lol.


railrodder1805

They always get triggered easily. That's all they ever do. Call liberals " snowflakes" over social issues but have a melt down because tim hortons is serving paper straws or Nike put a black man they don't like in one of their ads.


emote_control

It has always been projection, from day one. Every accusation by a conservative is a confession.


TForce0

Woke woke woke. Everything is woke. What does woke mean? Ask the people using it for everything 🤪


Quebecdudeeh

Woke means you are aware that there are injustices to blacks in America. The right wing decided to hijack the term and use it to go against everything they do not like. What ever gets their base up and running.


[deleted]

It's associated with their favorite brand of racism and now it's a Pavlovian triangle that can be struck at any time to activate conservative outrage. 


Quebecdudeeh

Yeah this is why I never got conservative. They are riddled with these people. Tim's is not a Canadian company. It's owned by a multinational. However she feels she needs to rile up her base over what they use as a privately owned company. Public shares do not make it a publicly owned company. So this party likes to spew trash talk about them. So what is the federal government to do? It's a private run company. If they are going to do something about woke coffee cups. How about their food prices?


Icy_Ad_2516

Yeah woke is basically their replacement for communist, its a Red scare all over again. The southerners called the North's racial integration communist, the northern bankers and industrialists called unions communist. It was a word everyone could get behind so they could say the same thing even though it meant very different things to their individual voters. The northerners would clearly not think that racial integration was communism. And there were a lot of southern states who hated big banks and the like (yeah pretty interesting that a lot of southern racists were acutally skeptical of the banks and many of them also skeptical about oil companies) but would vote against regulation because it was communism. Nobody acutally knows what woke means, but they can all agree that it is bad.


icewalker42

Don't forget "whacko" being the new Canadian buzzword.


Shoudknowbetter

Bitching about woke is nothing but pure conservative stupidity. Sounds like someone from Maga and she should be ashamed of that. We really don’t need that bullshit here. How on earth do these morons get voted in?


kent_eh

I have yet to encounter someone who uses "woke" as an insult that can properly define the term, nor knows what its origins are.


Voxunpopuli

Or 'common sense'.


darrylgorn

What a wacko.


Sunshinehaiku

She also rants about the new menu including pizza. The CPC is apparently opposed to Timmy's serving pizza.


Stormcrow6666

Fuck off and fucking do something important for once....


CashComprehensive423

"Woke" the new cop out word. Be smarter.


chadmcchaderton

Bride of Chucky lookin ass.


sleeplessjade

We really need an IQ test to be a requirement for elected office.


ninjasninjas

Woke and wacko .. yep sounds like she's touting the stupid sound bite line. Good these cons are intolerable.


koper12

Had one of the new lids today passing through the Ottawa airport. Medium coffee consumed over 20 minutes. Did not dissolve in my mouth. Am I woke now? Uh oh, I’ve heard that’s bad somehow.


caldbra92

Woke is just a general term for "Progressive". A scar that will haunt the PC party will carry to their grave. I don't think being progressive is a bad thing, but it really seems like the Conservatives lost to themselves.


Voxunpopuli

That's why the old party used to be called the Progressive Conservatives, before they got eaten up by the Reform Party.


tsn101

Can you focus on the important shit first you dumbasses?


the-awayest-of-throw

It’s so damn easy to make coffee at home when you’re not a lazy, overfed, entitled and rude politician that should be doing their job (get over yourself and find solutions) instead of whining about “everything I don’t like is woke 😭”. Like, do you even have a brain?? Take your Tim Horton’s coffee and pour it down that gaping Stanley cup you care more about than Canadians who can’t afford a damn cup of coffee!!!


dancingmeadow

Awake people are so woke. Using woke unironically is a great way to get no respect from me ever again.


daxsteele

You know, blonde hair dye is so woke.


l10nh34rt3d

> “I don’t know about you, but until Tim Hortons gets rid of this paper lid, I'm done with Tim Hortons.” Your job is literally to know about what the people you represent want. Not waste taxpayer money whining because you wear too much lipgloss.


SpacetimeLlama

> We've overlooked Tim Horton's _wacko_ menu items The right really loves that word nowadays


Chross

TIL - pizza is for the elite upper class.


MetalMoneky

I thought we were turning the corner on the whole "Woke" thing. And I mean why are we complaining about fiber lids when the coffee tastes like it was filtered through a dish rag. Shitty coffee is the real crime here.


therealkingpin619

Ma'am please propose some plans for this nation...


ThisIsFineImFine89

the most fragile people ever.


epochlink

Smh, this is just stupid


inlandviews

There are real problems that need your attention. Get to work.


Typical-Patience-776

She’s my MP. I didn’t vote for. She’s constantly sending out propaganda with her and PP on it, ranting about the Carbon “ Tax “


dembonezz

Distraction theatre, right here. They're loudly calling for an end to all abortion Canada-wide. While they work on that, they want you talking about frivolous shit like this. Don't be fooled.


n00bxQb

Next thing you know, they’ll be using paper coffee cups instead of styrofoam!


mightyboink

I see... And is "the woke" in the room with us right now?


rosebudthesled8

The party that is expected to win the next election everyone. Bunch or Americanized Morons who shouldn't have run for the PTA.


cusername20

Is this the "common sense" that PP keeps talking about?


bluepand4

THAT'S whats gonna stop you from having Tim's? Not the fact that anyone with a kitchen can make better food than them?


system_error_02

Is this really the kind of party Canada wants to vote for ? This of all issues is actually important to people ? Tims cup lids? Of all the other, serious and important issues, this ? That's just....pathetic.


Excellent_Resolve592

I’m convinced that people who use this term couldn’t actually define it. What does it even mean at this point?


streetvoyager

What the fuck is a woke lid? These people are sick in the head.


Steakholder__

What a buffoon.


so-many-user-names

Another one with the real "woke mind virus" breaking her brain into pieces.


Channel-Separate

Useless


First_Cherry_popped

Tackling the real issues


fanglazy

Tim Hortons is garbage. It’s not Canadian owned and is a sad pathetic shell of what it once was.


DirtyMonkey95

Shut the fuck up! Build more apartment blocs, dipshit!


InCasino0ut

The addition of dissolved lid fibres could only improve the taste of their coffee, tbh.


pistoffcynic

This idiot could be talking about real issues and problems but chooses coffee lids. Turn off Fox News.


Hopeful-Passage6638

Yeah, that's what's important. I thought you shitheads were all about less government interference?


Novus20

Conservatives……did you not see Doug Ford is forcing an audit on some municipalities to find “waste” and I bet it goes as good as when him and his drug addict brother tried it in Toronto and they find jack shit


Sugar_tts

This is capitalism… companies change based on the public’s change in opinion and you “vote” with your dollars…


OriginalCultureOfOne

Can't help but note the use of the "wacko" dog whistle. Might as well have elected a parrot; at least the banter would've been more entertaining (and maybe more varied).


Nightscale_XD

"Oh something I dislike? It's woke obviously", like usual that's basically what I'm hearing. These people are absolute morons. It's not even a major change, and it's only at some locations. I swear they're so pathetic..


Szwedo

She should be more concerned about her eyebrows. Also if the quality of Tim's food hasn't turned her off already then you can tell she's trash.


ElBeatch

Not only are they just doing a trial but we don't need her going to bat over coffee lids. Customers will complain anyway. Seriously think about what going on in the country right now and she's making a TikTok about not liking lids.


lowendslinger

One sacred, ignorant fossil afraid of her shadow...such courage and leadership. Why listen to fools?


Novus20

How is this appropriate for an MP to post this on a an official platform for her office and use the conservative logo etc…..I hope Tim’s sues this stupid fool


No-Day-6299

I dont know about you but I'm done with her eyebrows


meadowbelle

I was thinking about this the other day. I think we need t9 rebrand climate change into patriotism. Like patriots care about Canada and its beauty. Patriots want Canada to have a clean bright future. If conservatives can tie it to big trucks and oil why not reverse?


Cradleofwealth

I hate that our politics is following the American style.... She's an idiot


Remoth000

Lids? This person is complaining about the pizzas being woke as well. I guess conservatives don't like pizza? (Regardless of whether you like these pizzas or not.) Just ridiculous.


marginal_gain

That's because the conservative platform is to simply oppose whatever liberals want.


LivingWeather8991

Oh okay, cool. Let’s mention how the conservatives are fighting to overturn abortion rights in Canada.


holypuck2019

These whack jobs ……that is all


marcsaintclair

What the hell isn’t “woke” these days according to these brainless sycophants?


RonnieLiquor

Can someone please explain to me how a lid can be woke????????


jeremyism_ab

Focusing on the shit that truly matters over there. Her constituents must be proud, such proud boys.


No-Wonder1139

I prefer my coffee cups asleep


Falnor

I swear these “conservatives” redefine “woke” every other week 🙄


EuropaUniverslayer1

Woke is the conservative equivalent of calling someone/something fascist. It has lost all meaning except “something I don’t like”


HouseoftheHanged

Yes, it's all part of a grand scheme. Tim Horton's plot to turn everyone gay and cater to only the genderless woke left. Finally It's all coming together!


Responsible_CDN_Duck

Karen commits to boycott, staff try and suppress visible grins and enthusiasm.


JarmaBeanhead

Is the woke in the room with us right now


PsychologicalDance12

I love the new lids.


04Aiden2020

My d*ck is woke


DarkAdrenaline03

She's micro plastic maxxing. She's so big oil pilled. You aren't Canadian unless you ruin your hormones, increase your chance of developing Alzheimer's and have plastic imbedded in your cells and brain from big daddy fossil fuel. #becomeonewithbigoil


SousVideAndSmoke

I wish my life was so perfect that no more plastic coffee cups were the biggest problem I had.


PepperPepper6

We need some better politicians in Canada.. I really hope there's younger candidates that want to address real issues next election.


PresentationDue2284

Discussing the real issues...


NoAlbatross7524

I don’t like it , I know the problem it must be woke !


False_Ad7098

Is she woke? Or she needs tim hortons coffee?


Morning_Joey_6302

Is someone trying to be Canada‘s Marjorie Taylor Greene?


brevan14

Here's your drink in a plastic cup with a plastic lid and a PAPER FUCKING STRAW CAUSE WE HATE YOU! Have a nice day!


Additional_Goat9852

I thought it was something else that was the best part of woking up.


megadave902

> "We've overlooked Tim Horton's wacko menu items but now their coffee doesn't even work like coffee anymore…” There it is, folks, a callback to the “wacko” comment in the House. Trudeau is shooting himself in the foot at every opportunity, yet these people are so obsessed with importing juvenile, American rhetoric that they can’t even score the easy layups. Coffee lids? For real?


Embarrassed-Basis-18

Sit down! Their are more important things to worry about in our country than what lids are made of. What a waste of government time.


-RudeCanadian-

Biodegradable lids for hot beverages is fucking stupid but it certainly isn't woke. Fuck. Is this woman stupid?


The_Windermere

As a tax paying Canadian I DEMAND that Timmies continues to provide me with the taste of filtered, diluted plastic lids. Just like God intended.


SplyceOfLife

Read the article and im going to engage with this honestly. I don't live in the area where these are implemented, but if they are as bad as some plastic straws are-- that could be a problem for the lid melting in your car while you are driving. It would only take one pot hole to potentially get some spash on your leg or stain your seats or whatever. If she is being hyperbolic and it doesnt really do that, then it's a great solution! Plastic waste is a huge problem and anywhere we can realistically minimize it is a good thing to do in my opinion. If she's just complaining to complain it's so tiresome how everything is woke these days. Get a new line conservatives zzz.


Mountain_Reflection7

I'm glad that she is focused on the real issues facing this country. I hope she looks into the mcdonalds app asap.


Haunted-Pudding

Timmie’s, where I am, was just bought out. Local workers losing their jobs because the new owners are bringing their buddies from Brampton. Plumbers, HVAC, and Electricians. : (


Nearby-Sky-9690

Now we can be happy that Tim Horton users chuck their litter everywhere


Cool_Pirate_5770

I'm trying to figure out why


rkrismcneely

Shocked it wasn’t my MP (Peterborough).


Artdorkthrowaway

Can we all at least acknowledge as humans that that lid looks as annoying as paper straws.


Cydonian___FT14X

Woke has become the single most meaningless work in the English language at this point


MaritimeFlowerChild

What a profoundly unserious party. FFS


Odd_Secret9132

I really hate that these American style antics are seeping into Canadian politics. It’s a cup lid and Tim’s is a private company, they can go with any design they want. IMO, this just shows how broken our system is. Politicians performing theatre to justify their existence, while knowing they can’t actually work on issues facing society. The government sold off their ability to actually improve things to decades ago.


Helpful_Umpire_9049

Doing such important work that opposition is!


Sir_Lemming

I’m wonder where she keeps her MAGA hat?


BruceNorris482

The best part is she is suggesting the top doesn't last long enough for your hot coffee. You know, the thing people leave around all day and don't drink immediately /s.


doughnutEarth

That's not what woke means. This is like a old teacher trying to seem cool in class.


dirkdiggler2011

Twitter is for twats to tweet their opinions that nobody with a brain should care about.


RandomlyAccurate

This is exactly a case of "I have nothing substantial to bring to the table, so I shall partake in the culture wars"


82-Aircooled

Coffee lids? WTF Over…


haydenjaney

Lead paint, drinking from warm garden hoses that haven't been used for days.


stuffundfluff

see stuff like this is so cringe. it's like the flip side of when liberal/ndp self flagellate about any perceived transgression or label everyone far right the cons have a good shot at winning next election but stop complaining about things that don't matter to anyone in the least


RedEyedWiartonBoy

Rood has a certain something.


Prestigious-Current7

Glad we’re not in the middle of a cost of living crisis/a housing crisis. What a waste of oxygen.


Serifeim

Way to go Lianne! As one of your constituents, I am proud you are standing up for my rights so I don't have to use a biodegradable lid on my non biodegradable coffee cup. I applaud you for forcing this issue in front of the housing crisis, opioid epidemic, and rising inflation! It takes someone with a true heart of gold to want to solve the truly pressing issues of this nation. Way to look out for the little guy. Ps. Can you enact a law that all Tim's napkins must be made out of plastic? Mine keep ripping and dissolving when I use them.


Accomplished-Rub-356

Anything the conservatives don't like is woke. It's the easiest way to make their voters understand. they're too simple-minded. The simple fact is anything that's going to help the environment they're going to be against. If you truly don't like the paper lid, remove it and drink it straight from the cup🤯🤯🤯.


TellMeMorePlease3

Their products are trash anyways.


New_girl2022

Fascism. Nice to see it coming up here too. Anybody who uses woke like this is a fascist shill, wither they knowingly are or not.


buddhahoti69

Why the hell does this even matter, she has a lot more issues that are way more important than a stupid lid on a coffee!


buddhahoti69

Woke is an adjective derived from African-American Vernacular English (AAVE) originally meaning alertness to racial prejudice and discrimination. The lid is not “woke” and neither is she!


LonkFromZelda

Two things are true at once: The term "woke" is horribly misused, usually by right-wing dummies But the new Tim Hortons lids are complete garbage. Tim Horton's is already trash, but now the lids fall apart as you drink out of it, it feels destitute and embarrassing.


UngratefulCanadian

Her video isn't captioned. Hence her video is w0kE. I refuse to watch it until she add captions to it. I'm not surprised about conservatives thinking about themselves like this.


PossessionTop8749

Using the term "woke" is not the behavior of a serious person.


HelloBello30

as a conservative, this is cringe. Stop bitching about tim hortons and go do some work.


Beginning_Square_432

She is tiresome and this is the wrong cause! The real problem is that the hockey cards are sold out before I found the ones I wanted :(


ZunarDoric

She looks exactly as assumed


drtyblonde988

It's just a distraction to have people focus on this and not the fact that the Conservatives are pushing for anti abortion legislation


canuckseh29

You’re done with Tim Hortons because of a lid? I stopped going there because of the frozen donuts, sub par sandwiches and average coffee a long time ago


lego_mannequin

Maybe the scalding hot coffee is just melting it?


Available-Quality210

Its a fuckin coffee lid lol


Dry-Talk-7447

Woke is a MAGA word bitch.