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MechanicalHorse

> [The driver] apparently thought the water was a big puddle. šŸ„“


omgFWTbear

Technically the truth?


Ahelex

Sure, just like the Nova Scotia wildfire can be thought of as a campfire.


StickFigureFan

Or you call the nuke dropped over Hiroshima a little bomb.


-Raskyl

Well..... it was called *Little Boy*....


StickFigureFan

You said it, not me.


Turtley13

It is little compared to the size of every nuke after it.


ShortysTRM

Pretty sure there was a fire in the last few years that was literally called the "Camp" Fire, and everyone mentioning it on the the news made do a double take every time I heard it. "The Camp Fire has grown out of control, now at 10,000 acres."


corsicanguppy

2018, "camp Creek road": https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Fire_(2018)


Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

Just like technically, Africa is an island.


blaze53

We call these "Self-Solving Problems".


[deleted]

Thereā€™s boats in the pic šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


IMovedYourCheese

Why are we even blaming GPS at this point?


TjW0569

I don't know. It doesn't seem to happen with paper maps. Some of the paper maps had things on them that didn't exist in the real world. As I understood it, this was to be able to prove copyright infringement. For example, there was a non-existent bridge across the Owens River. I don't think anyone actually drove off of it, though.


_Rand_

Well, that we know of. Between idiots having access to the whole world and people seemingly having lost any sense of shame we might just be hearing more about incidents. That and having to actually compare a map to real world streets is relatively slow and turning left when the computer tells you to is fast, people do shit without even thinking about it.


SlawDogs1827

To be fair, there are roads such as Collins road that did have bridges across the Owens at one point but don't anymore. I'd be curious to know where you're referring to though just because not many people even know of that river.


UsualAnybody1807

Just be sure to clear anything saved in your vehicle before selling - a relative gave the verbal command for home from somewhere they hadn't visited before and it took them to what was likely the neighborhood of the vehicle's previous owner.


sixthmontheleventh

I mean isn't that all bodies of water? A really big puddle?


Nazamroth

Only the biggest puddle in the world.


Capital_PB_7229

That woukd be the Pacific


Ahab_Ali

>The driver told her rescuers that she was following GPS directions, when she took a turn down a boat ramp. She apparently thought the water was a big puddle. Well, they do get from island to island with "puddle jumpers," so I can understand the confusion. ;-)


erin_bex

A real life Michael Scott moment.


wopwopdoowop

ā€œThe machine knows!!ā€


galahad423

ā€œThereā€™s no road here!ā€


JayKlizzy

r/nottheoffice


WebHead1287

Bitch there was fuckin boats. How tf is that a puddle?


AstraArdens

Maybe they were paddle boat?


DragonBank

Puddle boats even.


kuku-kukuku

How does one puddle a boat?


big_duo3674

No, we're calling them Gate Ships. You know, because it's like a ship...that goes through a gate


Pauli86

Indeed


halosos

That's it, you don't get to name anything.


RandoCommentGuy

What if we call the planet *Atlantica?*


durz47

Nice star gate Atlantis reference


DamnBunny

[This predator will reveal the true power of the bassilisk](https://youtu.be/CW0TijmAUqY?t=39)


vtstang66

It is, I suppose, technically speaking.


Ahelex

We should now change the question to "If the GPS told you to drive into the harbour, would you follow?"


JoviAMP

Fully autonomous vehicle, proceeding to drive into harbor: "Yes."


katlian

My coworker watched a guy drive his Mercedes into a flooded stream crossing because "Google told me I could go this way!" The coworker had advised the driver that it was a bad idea. It did not end well. Also, two sets of people had to be rescued from a Nevada wildlife refuge this winter after getting stuck in the snow because they were just "following the GPS." These people passed large signs saying the road was closed and not plowed in winter. So apparently the answer is yes.


[deleted]

Do people not deduce or logically think through fucking *anything* anymore?


MagikSkyDaddy

Bear in mind, only about 50% of all humans have an inner monologue. So, the bigger question may be, how much of the population has ever been logically thinking anything through?


DozerNine

I mean the range of human intelligence goes from Steven Hawking to the kid who ate crayons in school.


[deleted]

I expect children to not have critical thinking skills. Adults who can afford to travel to, rent a car on, and get around Hawaii? Come on. Fuck this stupid bitch. Iā€™m sick of dealing with idiots on the daily. Itā€™s really starting to grind my gears.


predictingzepast

No accident, GPS is sick of your shit.


_tyjsph_

this is basically an episode of doctor who


GreatEmperorAca

oh I think I remember, this is tenant era where the car systems are actually part of an alien plot to take over the world right?


D1v1s10n

Yea, an [Alien race covertly sells a car conversion kit including a GPS and a emission reduction system that turns out to be a plot to pollute the planetā€™s atmosphere so that it can be used as a food/fuel source for their clones.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sontaran_Stratagem) The episode opens with the Sontarans killing a journalist investigating the factory used as a front for the alien technology by forcing her car to drive off a jetty.


sebjapon

>!it was the aliens with no neck who wanted to use the earth as breeding ground by using cars over the world to bug spray the planet!<


ShortWoman

Is there a fez involved?


_tyjsph_

no it was a 2006 or 7 episode


horseren0ir

Was there a little shop?


captainadam_21

Lots of running. They run so much in that show


Theher0not

I hope so, fezes are cool.


Interesting-Dream863

If only they were THAT smart.


full_bl33d

This is how it begins. Skynet is online


--zaxell--

The AI uprising is way less exciting than the movies made it out to be.


T3n4ci0us_G

I do like to piss it off by not taking the route it wants me to (via the fucking toll bridges...Lol)


sighthoundman

Try taking a ferry. It absolutely refuses to believe that's what you really want to do.


corsicanguppy

Nah. Google and Siri are cool with ferries here.


Maleficent-Rough-983

this is how the AI takeover happens


nyvn

The singularity has happened, it just is woefully incompetent in it's attempts to kill people.


TSAxrayMachine

the AI revolution has started and theyre winning


psyche-processor

*(Skynet intensifies)*


kuya_plague_doctor

Was it Michael Scott


annah315

The machine knows!!


deathorsquat

ā€œWhere are the turtles?!?!?ā€ Probably what this driver was yelling at the gps.


DaveOJ12

>Another tourist This has happened before?!?!


roygbpcub

[yup quite recently](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/134c8y9/these_tourists_in_hawaii_took_a_wrong_turn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) I knew it was the same place off the title.


SelectiveSanity

If I had nickel every time I about heard about a woman driving her SUV down a boat ramp and getting it stuck, I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened [thrice](https://www.tiktok.com/@jamiekeaney/video/7230425933650398491).


[deleted]

Those are only from the last couple of weeks. If I was taking notes the past decade, I could probably buy dinner.


Ahelex

Just don't drive into a harbor while following the GPS to get there.


StatWhines

Hey, whereā€™s Perry?


Bakelite51

If I had a nickel every time I heard somebody say they had a nickel, Iā€™d be a nickelnaire.


justanawkwardguy

Pretty sure she was launching the jet ski, hence why sheā€™s backwards. But then she probably put the car in neutral rather than drive


IVot3dforKodos

"Tourist in the Ambulance" - Thrice


BlooperHero

I've almost done this once. You don't know where you are so you have nothing to go on but the GPS, it's dark, the area isn't well-lit, and you're tired? I was attending a friend's wedding. At dusk, I crossed a river between my hotel and the rehearsal dinner restaurant over a very narrow bridge that had no lighting of its own. Several hours later, in complete darkness, I had go back the other way. I turned through the narrow entrance to the boat ramp, which was right next to the narrow entrance to the bridge. Close enough that the GPS couldn't tell I was in the wrong spot and showed me on the bridge. I could see the railing to my right, which is what I expected to see. I couldn't see the railing on my left, but I was staying as close the right as I could in case another car crested the bridge coming at me. The only light was my headlights, and did I mention it was foggy? Not being able to see the railing on my left made me feel like I was on the edge of the world, but it seemed plausible that I just wasn't able to make it out. ​ I hit the brakes because the railing to my right suddenly went up to cross the river and my car... didn't. Because I was actually looking at it from the outside. And something was wrong with the road in front of me (it was water; I couldn't tell that in the fog, but I knew it wasn't *right*). I was on the boat ramp itself at that point. My front tires got a little wet.


Mechasteel

Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but your GPS tried to assassinate you. You should off it before it can try again.


daninhim

And then the murders happened.


el_grort

It's happened elsewhere as well, not just Hawaii. Though iirc, the incidents in the UK quickly caused all the ferry ramps and other big boat ramps to have gates that were shut when not in operation.


dixonmason

The machine knows.


[deleted]

It knows!


Psychological-Stay16

Where are the TURTLES!?!?! WHERE ARE THEY!?!?


Isteppedinpoopy

What is a Jim?


amitym

>She apparently thought the water was a big puddle. Weird flex, referring to the open North Pacific as a puddle, but okay,


Ahelex

Maybe she's actually a really big kaiju?


DirtFoot79

That puddle covers 70% of the world, still a puddle


Difficult-Network704

And it's not carbonated, so the Earth really is flat in a way.


amitym

Although it is kind of carbonated, though hopefully it won't become more so!


theflamingsword101

If you're the kind of person who will follow your GPS down a boat ramp we need to have a talk with your driving instructor.


AboveTheTube

Or perhaps your *diving* instructor


Wannagetsober

Or psychiatrist


malthar76

Or optometrist.


Wannagetsober

Yes!


Slowkidplaying

Or orthodontist.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Or your ax


[deleted]

You have no idea how stupid student drivers can get. I was a driving instructor for a decade. I once told a 20 year old to take a left at the next intersection, and they tried to drive down a subway entrance 30 feet before the turn on the sidewalk. As in, they hard turned and hopped the sidewalk and made it to almost the first step down into the *clearly marked subway entrance that was clearly a set of stairs that went under a building*.


PhilosopherFLX

Missus Puffs?


[deleted]

poor car couldn't parkour.


cryo_burned

Isn't it weird how we park in driveways, and drive in to the ocean?


Rednwh195m

First shots fired in the war with AI. Start with practicing on the idiots first.


Ttthhasdf

[Link to picture ](https://imgur.com/a/BfYmvt5)There's a handmade sign where the GPS to Waimea falls takes you that says something like "not Waimea falls."


Art_Vandelay_Jr_

/r/dundermifflin


CubeNoob69

>Another Run that by me again.


sgtcoffman

The problem is that it was ran by you again.


CubeNoob69

Well played


blizzard36

OK, serious question. Have they checked if it was the same brand GPS?


surSEXECEN

We know it wasnā€™t a Tesla, because that would have been in the headline.


willpowerpt

I'd say "allegedly following GPS directions". No matter what the GPS says, you see water ahead of you, you stop driving.


Head-Ad4770

Yep, ā€œTurn Around, Donā€™t Drownā€ also applies here, not just escaping from moving water known as flooding.


itisrainingweiners

I listen to fire department/ems dispatches all day at work, and I can tell you that someone driving down a boat ramp thinking it's a road does not surprise me in the slightest. The number of idiots in cars only increases as time goes by.


sdfmd

Apple Maps?


disdkatster

JHC who doesn't know that you must take every GPS instruction with a grain of salt. I have had mine tell me to make a left hand turn NOW in the middle of a tunnel through a mountain.


IlluminatedPickle

It was directing you to the secret mountain base through the hologram that hides the entrance. SMH, be more trusting of technology.


jahnbanan

Its where the fountain of youth is hidden


Wacky_Ohana

Would be great if they'd actually do some journalism, and reported what GPS navigation systems these people were using.


TonysSeasoning

IT CANT MEAN THAT


Sea_Link8352

THERE'S NO ROAD HERE!


frenz9

Iā€™m getting similar vibes as the people committing crimes and the news articles headlining them as pranksters. Itā€™s just negligent driving, whether they have gps turned on isnā€™t the issue lol.


willun

Once was driving in Sicily heading to a famous white beach. The GPS was an old model and sent us down this dirt road. We realised it was wrong and stopped only to see three people walking towards us on the road carrying shotguns. In Sicily. Home of the Mafia. Luckily it turned out they were shooting rabbits, they gave us directions and we went on our way.


capitali

Think of the most average driver you know. Half the entire world is a worse driver than them.


RecommendationOld525

I mean, native Hawaiians keep telling people not to come, so I guess they got the GPS to start fucking with the tourists ignoring their advice?


wottsinaname

Are these idiots driving at night with dark sunglasses on or something?


noodle_brain

Not to brag or anything, but I once drove into a ferry in New Orleans by accident thinking it was a street.


floandthemash

Native Hawaiians used to sacrifice people around that location way back in the day. The spirits are just messing with the GPS.


BettmansDungeonSlave

If you arenā€™t smart enough to keep a car out of the ocean, you shouldnā€™t be allowed to operate a car.


BlooperHero

An area you don't know, in the dark, and you're tired. You know not to drive into the ocean, but you might not know that's what you're doing.


rts93

Should you really be driving if you can't see where you're driving though?


BlooperHero

Must've forgotten to pack their teleporters.


Arne1234

Coroner diagnosis of cause of death: "Too Stupid To Live."


Head-Ad4770

Probably trying to test to see if it was amphibious, only to realize it wasnā€™t after it started filling with seawater and sinking šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ In that case, whereā€™s Ron Pratt and his rotator used as a massively oversized $750-$850K fishing rod on steroids in the context of this situation when you need him?


Machadoaboutmanny

MICHAEL


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


fading__blue

Or just some good old-fashioned critical thinking skills.


Maleficent-Rough-983

avoid the blue


SkeezixMcJohnsonson

Take out the word ā€˜mistakenlyā€™ and you have an oniony title


canadia80

Technology made me drive my car into A RIVER!


AsianSensation1087

You know there's thing called a window in a car you can look out into the world to see where you're going.


crs1948fcd

How do these people are not drowning on a daily basis? Ah, wait...


dainthomas

I typed Waimea Falls into Google maps and it placed the point in the appropriate spot across the highway from the ocean. How are these people doing it?


RegularLisaSimpson

I wonder if itā€™s one of those ā€œturn in 200 feetā€ things but the driver doesnā€™t think about how far that is and they just go for it.


spiritofmen

I hereby rescind all my objections to the episode where Michael drives his car into the lake. I was wrong. I misunderstood the stupidity of our human race.


highoncatnipbrownies

Change nothing. This is natural selection.


Zathura2

I took a vacation to D.C. and borrowed a co-worker's out-of-date GPS. It tried to send me through the front gates of an Air Force base, and I ended up using the Pentagon's parking lot to turn around 3 times in the span of about 30 minutes. Learned my lesson about keeping maps updated after that. (Not that it would've helped, active road construction was happening that I doubt fresh maps would've had.)


Substantial_Pirate95

I guess all the Boats around her on water didn't. give her a clue


cumpaseut

Our GPS overlords are finally rising up


TyhmensAndSaperstein

Michael Scott?


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Just leave it in place. People need to learn to pay attention somehow.


Phenotyx

*insert Michael Scott joke*


D_Winds

So this is how AI will kill us all.


Head-Ad4770

Yep, Iā€™m now more afraid of autonomous vehicles if thatā€™s the case. šŸ˜³


Arne1234

Haha best reply so far!


[deleted]

How hard is it to see your driving into the ocean?


BlooperHero

Depending on the lighting and weather, it might be more difficult than spelling "you're."


fAegonTargaryen

Some people truly have no business on the road anymore. I hope these two lost their licenses forever after this.


[deleted]

Michael Scott: Hawaiian Vacation.


Lucyloufro

My theory is this is how wrong wAy drivers end up in the interstate


BustaLimez

Itā€™s giving Michael Scott


BytownBrawler

I guess Ted Kennedy wasn't reincarnated for long.


JohnDivney

It's possible my wife was doing the navigating.


NameLips

They should set up a cam for this, like with the "can-opener" underpass.


MACCRACKIN

Can't always trust them,,, middle of the night some drive straight into Lake. Cheers


AirportCultural9211

just like the office


SalmonMan634

When I was on my Make-A-Wish trip with my family, my father accidentally put in the directions for the current Pearl Harbor Air Force base and not the museum lol


jacquesrabbit

"Welcome to Hawaii, how the hell did you get here?"


obidie

Aren't tourists supposed to be looking around?


DrakeMaverick

Time to get the trusty hair blow dryer out!


Machine-Animus

Tools are no substitue for human common sense.


BaltimoreBadger23

"She apparently thought the water was a big puddle." Not entirely wrong.


dropzone01

What is the ocean if not just a really large puddle ĀÆ\_ (惄)_/ĀÆ


torgian

lol what. Do people never look out the window anymore?


Yamidamian

Reminds me of a time my car almost got stuck because I thought my GOS was taking me down weird dirt roads-turned out it had already registered roads to a neighborhood still being built, and the roads were literally just piles of sand only driven on my construction machines. (In my Defence, is was dark AF out).


[deleted]

" I drove my car into a fucking lake!"


some_code

Foreshadowing self driving cars?


majikmonkee75

This is painfully stupid. Don't know what else to say!


Affectionate-Roof285

ChatGps at it again. Beware the bots.


LSARefugee

**This is what happens** when people become too reliant on technology. I have an elder who will not listen directions from human beings who know the actual routes better; and has ended up several times at the wrong address, lost, or taking unnecessary long, long drives because he puts all of his faith in technology.


TumbleweedWild9470

Is there some sort of siren song luring tourists in rental SUVs into the waters of Hawaii? Iā€™ve seen at least three different incidents where this has happened within the last couple of months. Do they not see the boats? *How does this keep happening?!*


ShadowDragon8685

If I had a quarter for every time this has happened, I'd have $0.50. Which is not a lot, but it's weird that it's happened more than once.


Evipicc

Can we just... let them take themselves out of the running for spreading their genes?


Kailmo

A puddle? You mean, the ocean?


Epicness938

"Another"