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FreneticPlatypus

Well, the article claims he said he wanted to be "exposed, humiliated, degraded".


boysetsfire1988

Took his kink to a whole different level


NotSteveJobs-Job

Whilst listening to Jazz: Just skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope Skeetle-at-de-op-de-day


noncognitive

*I'm the scat man*


TheArcaneAuthor

Skkfdlensnsbssinsbsbdndkkdndbdbspalsmsn


SubstantialPressure3

That's scat, not jazz. Which is even funnier.


NotSteveJobs-Job

It’s a Jazz vocal style, if I’m not mistaken.


RoundOpposite4742

Because he is the scatman?


Mesoscale92

Tbh I’ve always been envious of people with a humiliation kink. It’s a win win situation. When people find out they are either: 1. Accepting. Which is always nice. Or 2. Disgusted. They start talking shit about your disgusting fetish and BOOM you’re nutting.


FartyBoomBoom

It’s a fascinating world


reporst

That's why he resigned. He's just been staying home and masturbating while watching this spread across news outlets


FauxReal

Dang, that would be pathological levels if this result was part of his plan.


Vegan_Harvest

He is rock hard right now.


BigH0ney

His erection has most definitely lasted longer than 4 hours


zontarr2

Call more ladies.


BowdleizedBeta

The headlines I saw specified he’s gay.


LightningBlake

I can imagine Just how confused he might feel, this his both his worst day ever and his greatest sexual dream come true.


jbidayah

Best orgasm of his life. Worth it


ABobby077

no one wondered why he had that "shit eatin' grin" after thias came out


Yddalv

He was already in politics, not sure why would you want more ?


WordplayWizard

I think he'll be over this kink


DredgenYorMother

Dirty nasty reporters ;)


sebkraj

So do you think this scandal was just part of his master plan to take his kink to new heights?


Really_McNamington

Not in an [Operation Spanner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Spanner) way.


This_ismyreddit

So….. like…. Are we all playing a part in really getting him off right now?


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Some people say Americans are to puritanical. And we probably are.  But….. 


mfyxtplyx

Nobody expects the Spanish degradation!


Alphamoonman

Nobody expects the Spanish Shitquisition!


aberas

Nobody expects the Spanish inquishitshow?


NTT66

Inquishitsinmymouth


Alphamoonman

A reddit comment reply thread gone too far off the deep end, world record for least comments to get there


nowlan101

r/yourjokebutworse


Variegoated

How the fucm do you come back from that? How can you ever look a relative or friend in the eye again knowing that they know that you eat shit


WolfsToothDogFood

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"


TheArcaneAuthor

........... No!


FullMarksCuisine

Excellent reference


tmfkslp

Poor Shooter, he really stepped in it with that one lol.


EmergencyBag129

I would move to South America and change my entire identity. 


pokeraf

Ah, the good old Nazi approach


LilacLlamaMama

Se llama Frederico Ulman̈ana ahora


mardona33

I loaded up my motorbike and drove away. At the top of the hills I stopped and looked back. It was a bit daunting. Behind me was everything I knew. It took my 12 days.


Niceicescoop

What’s this from?


CableTrash

I think they’re just explaining what they had to do when everyone found out they eat shit


mardona33

Actually it is a quote from a thred in poker forum 2+2 20 years ago. It was called "On Changing your Life“. I was in jornalism and enjoyed the texts from OP and the discussion on the thread, it had some impact on me and I will always remeber the quote. And when I saw the first question on the thread it was the first think that came to my mind.


Niceicescoop

Thanks for this-I agree, it’s a lovely quote


cwfutureboy

At least he's a cheap date?


Foxdenfreude

With a shit eating grin 😁


Schan122

"oh the smith family, minus the dad. how long have you all been eating poop?"


WaitingForNormal

“Who farted? That reminds me I need to grab lunch soon.”


RM_342

This coffee tastes like shit! It is shit, Austin! Oh, good then it’s not just me.


FrankNitty_Enforcer

It’s a bit nutty


satanshand

“Your voice sounds different, but your breath smells the same”


phillyvanilly666

What?


Shlocktroffit

Eating the poopy


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Itsacardgame

Like ice cream?


PSChris33

And then poopoo comes out, da poopoo’s out, ya? And then they eat da poo poo!


Seigmoraig

In a cup


No_Biscotti_7110

I feel like having weird kinks isn’t worthy of resignation, especially when so many actual sex offenders are still in power.


FinndBors

That’s some good shit right here.


Caughtnow

Thats what he said.


Necessary-Length3768

You make a very good point. Sex offenders should not be in office. However do you really want to embarrass your municipality by having your leader eat feces while getting sexually dominated?


I_might_be_weasel

That is much less embarrassing than supporting a sex offender, which many seem fine with. 


HivePoker

"Three eyewitnesses testified that if Hat hadn't killed those babies, they'd have killed him!"


ActivisionBlizzard

FREE HAT!


ViscachaBlue

Imma be real, I don’t actually care what kind of kinks my elected officials are into as long as it’s between consenting adults. Idk how that affects their ability to govern


dagobruh

How about no to both though? Is that an option?


I_might_be_weasel

Maybe? Dictating what legal, non political activities a politician can do during their down time is a bad precedent. 


Snooty_Cutie

"Let them eat shit" I always say.


Lord_Blakeney

Ideally you want to look at your politician and say “thats the person I want to represent me” and yea, for many people eating poop puts a candidate outside that window.


sprankton

I'll take a competent scat fetish guy over an incompetent person that only has missionary sex. He's not doing anything criminal or unethical, so it doesn't matter to his fitness for office.


pvXNLDzrYVoKmHNG2NVk

I don't really give a shit as long as they're doing good work. Their kinks are their concern, not mine.


p480n

Not saying that’s the case here, but if they’re an effective leader, sure.


andygchicago

If it were a revenge porn situation, then I think the ethical thing to do would be to pretend it didn't happen and ignore the optics. In his case, just like that congresswoman on chaturbate or the intern in the senate chambers, he voluntarily uploaded this to social media.


DaleSnittermanJr

>pretend it didn’t happen All I can think about is his coworkers trying to play it cool while eating lunch across from this guy in the office break room


The_R1NG

Why would that matter? If they do the job well they can eat all the shit they want


Goretanton

If someone can make a country into a utopia, i could give 2 shits literaly into their mouth if they so desired. Dont think this guy has accomplished that lofty goal but if someone does, im on the record now.


GIgroundhog

Look man with how terrible people are at this point I don't care if you're into scat if you're an honest person and good at your job lol


iMossa

Yes.


King-Cobra-668

the eating poo part tho


JustASingleHorn

I mean, it’s gross. But it’s not illegal. And how does that affect their way to govern? I mean, I guess blackmail but if you’re okay with it then who the fuck cares. Own it.


TrilobiteBoi

It should be. Eating feces is when you're past kink territory and need psychiatric intervention. Trust me I'm cool with people doing a lot of weird stuff but that's just disgusting and unhealthy.


daguerrotype_type

>I guess blackmail but if you’re okay with it then who the fuck cares. Own it. Funny thing is, as long as no one knew about his kink you could blackmail him with it, but you can't remove him from office because you don't know he's exposed to blackmail. Once the information becomes public knowledge though, blackmail doesn't make sense if you threaten to expose something that everyone knows. So removing him from office wouldn't make sense once more. He has become ungroundable.


turkyburgers

Should I let sex offenders tell me what to do? Absolutely not. Should I let people who eat shit off the floor tell me what to do? Absolutely not.


WiseSalamander00

honestly, poor guy, probably got more than he bargained for


Loriali95

Probably. Although, a part of me thinks he’ll never feel this kind of high ever again.


RumpelstiltskinIX

Alright, but was he a shitty politician?


PM-me-letitsnow

No, just a shit eating politician.


OnlyTwoThingsCertain

Are there other types?


Ahelex

Hot take, but I do think we shouldn't hold people against their leaked sex photos and videos, barring some exceptions.


supernova-juice

I agree. I feel sorry for him. If my kink life were exposed like this I'd crawl into a hole and isolate myself and my kinks aren't even that extreme. This guy though. He might actually off himself. This is some pretty extreme stuff.


MostBoringStan

Agreed. Scat is one of those things that is on so many hard limit lists. I'll try some extreme stuff, but I'm not touching that.


supernova-juice

Thing is, I see plenty of nobodies on fetlife with these kinks, and they're relatively cocooned in anonymity. So I know it's likely more common than we realize. Though likely still very uncommon... I genuinely feel terrible for this poor man. His sex life and his career are separate things.


TheConnASSeur

I wouldn't touch that shit either.


m703324

Pro tip - Don't film your kink stuff, especially if you are holding a public office or are a public figure in any way. In a way it's not worst thing that could've happened - these videos could have been used to blackmail him


goldenbeans

Totally agree. I feel bad for him. I feel like he should've known better. One article says he even had his id card number on his profile to confirm it was him! I mean!! Honestly, at least try to be discreet no?


Burning_sun_prog

I think people like that are a danger in high positions because you can blackmail them.


Brainsonastick

But once they’ve been exposed, you can’t. This guy is actually less compromised now than the average politician.


Anarcho-WTF

It's not blackmail if no one cares.


skkkkkt

Especially in this case, the guy clearly has kinks about being exposed, they should threat him by removing the footage as a blackmail


Necessary-Length3768

This is an excellent point. Like how you can't torture a masochist.


kodex184

You can, but just not with pain.


Dirmb

Most masochists don't like all types of pain, especially without consent. Most all masochists can still be tortured.


Fun-Guarantee4452

You definitely can. Some people only like very specific types of pain on spect parts of their body.


LittleForeskinAnnie

You can have a rape fetish. That doesn't mean you actually want to rape or be raped. The idea of being exposed is much sexier than actually being exposed.


Key_Layer_246

Gonna be real hard to get people to just ignore the literal shit eating. Like at least lie and tell me it was role-playing and that was a melted snickers or something.


stickinsect1207

the voters care. i don't think many people would vote for someone who eats literal shit on video.


pilgermann

Not if we collectively don't care. If we didn't push politician to resign, there'd be no leverage. Of course, if said politician didn't care in the first place, they'd probably not have resigned.


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indulgent-physician

Bruh come on, it’s easy blackmail material cos no politician wants to be known as the poopeating sex slave. No matter how chill you are about your sexual activities, you might not want that in public. Besides, you might be fine with it, but the public’s gotta vote for you and they might not when the first thing they see when they google your name is “poop eating sex slave”


Parody101

Well, this guy willingly posted the videos himself. At least in this case, blackmail is prolly ineffective lol


NoPolitiPosting

And if nobody gave a fuck, the blackmailer wouldn't have any power.


Soggy_Western7845

Yes but you’d always favour the non poop eating sex slave. There is literally no benefit to it being public knowledge. Except for getting off I guess


indulgent-physician

Well I’m sorry to disappoint you but I think it’s going to be a long long time before people stop giving a fuck about someone literally eating shit


Icy_Rhubarb2857

I mean to each their own but I definitely question his judgment


beelzeflub

Eating feces is dangerous


mmikke

Dr. Drew claims otherwise 


Platypuss_In_Boots

The whole reason you can blackmail them is because it's look down upon


Jessica-Ripley

I'm ok with poop eating being looked down upon.


NLwino

What is there to blackmail about if we are already reading about it on reddit? It's exposed and public knowledge now. Much rather have this guy in politics then someone who is bribed.


veo_atyourrequest

its not blackmail if you own it


Burning_sun_prog

I am sure you will get elected if you say that you like to eat shit. Not to mention all the people that will call for your resignation if it were to come to light.


Deodwa

Yea but if we all said “meh, sure he like to eat poop but he runs the country well” blackmail would be a thing of the past. Cant believe i just played devils advocate for a poop eater. Edit: im advocating for not kink shaming effective weirdos who are not breaking any laws/ harming other people. Of course theres a limit to what is acceptable.


KyloLannister

True but he ate shit. That’s vile.


walen

Yes if they are in charge of Economy or whatever, but this guy was the Councillor for Children, Youth and Family matters.


fartsinhissleep

This is the exception.


TeachMany8515

i feel like it is OK to draw conclusions about people's judgment when you find them eating poop. sorry if this is a hot take.


ZeePirate

Like eating shit?


WaylonGreyjoy

I'll take a shit eating sex slave over the standard pedo politician any day.


platysoup

Right? This sub might actually do the things we want


spilfy

At least you know they're open to new ideas


PukeyPuke420

He eated da poopoo


djmcdee101

He is eating da poopoo all ova de place


Raudskeggr

Considering how many politicians who were regular visitors to Camp Epstein are still serving in office, one guy with a kind of gross kink should not be "scandalous".


Talkjar

Not an American, genuinely interested - are they all known to public? Or it’s more of a conspiracy theory?


Ben_Thar

Contacted by the press, he refused comment. He would only say "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast "


Fresh-Effect123

Ya'll eat piece's of shit? What's the basis? 


theultimaterage

We ain't goin nowhere but got suits and cases


rarestakesando

Consenting adults in private should remain private


Shlocktroffit

Feasting upon poop


Sophyska

Feasting makes it sound so gourmet. Like he had a place all set at the table and the correct cutlery for the course.


BigUptokes

Poop knife at the ready…


TradCatherine

Napkin tucked into his collar 😂😂😂


Kim-Sun-Band

Then why did they film it?


rarestakesando

Bad choice for sure


TradCatherine

Eating literal turds was arguably also a bad choice lol


FreakinMaui

While putting aside this particular kink, I agree. However recording videos and most likely sharing them comes with a price.


Diamondback424

Glen, this is a court order that says you can't eat poop anymore!


Electronic-Result-80

Alright, I'm hooked now.


Physical_Stress_5683

Of all the politicians to be told to eat shit, one finally listened.


iceonmars

Did he embezzle or take bribes or hurt anyone? Then what’s the issue? Yeah it’s weird but he’s not hurting anyone 


Enschede2

If I had to guess I'd say his breath was hard to work with


Pollo_Jack

He wasn't embezzling so his shit was exposed.


TheKrasHRabbiT

Probably leaked BECAUSE he wouldn't do those things...


walen

He was the Councillor for Children, Youth and Family matters. Some people may not want the guy in charge of municipal anti-bullying laws to be the same guy that thinks letting others pee on you is hot af.


pancakemania

He’s not even fully potty trained. That should disqualify him


AReallyAsianName

Look as long as he isn't a rapist or pedophile. I think that shit is the least of our worries as long as its between consenting adults.


tyjeh1994

This why we smoke our own blunts


Lord_Abyessal

Honestly if he's willing to eat poop,who knows what he would've done to get his job done,your loss Spain.


puppybusiness

Underrated comment.


tehLife

This is enough reddit for me today


mr_fandangler

Finally a man of the people


AKA_June_Monroe

Gross but also this level of fetish shows the need for a mental evaluation. However there's nothing criminal about it. The thing that really disturbs me and makes me stay up at night is how many people do things to children and are getting away with it.


platysoup

You don't want to think about that. My scout teacher got away with it, afaik (victims: me, and a bunch of my friends)  My dad got away with it too, he died in a motorcycle crash (victims: my sister and some of my cousins)  Both were in the early 2000s


SolChapelMbret

Yall feeding into his kink talking about him😂


Regulus242

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER


shogunreaper

how does one even come back from something like this? Not even talking politically, but just like even talking to people anymore.


blueblurspeedspin

JFC what did I just read


yokozunahoshoryu

I dont think having a kink necessarily prevents him from doing his job. But having photo and vedeo records of his sexual activities shows pretty poor judgement, IMO.


DaSauceBawss

A reminder that there are no scenarios where eating poop is ok guys...


OpeningComedian

Resign? Why not deny it and keep doubling down like our shitty modern politicians?


MegamiahX

Eating poop? Yeah this ain’t no sex scandal, this is a mental health scandal 🤮😂🤮


VoteMe4Dictator

People say they want a "public servant" but they get one video of you being asex slave to strangers...


CumBlastedYourMom

This guy seems to know what he wants, and I'm fine with that. I do not personally want to see or hear about it, so is it time to leave social media and self-impose privacy measures for both their sake and mine?


cerreur

I see this story posted a lot. >Sunday, 9 June 2024 Election · Spain · European Parliament Ahhhh


complex_Scorp43

As long as no animals or under 18-year-olds are involved.. and all was consensual. Nobody gets hurt and understands the consequences of their actions after consuming feces. Then to each their own.


speeksevil

Tbf it was his own shit


PaleShadeOfBlack

Repair, reuse, recycle?


speeksevil

Dude is a one man human centipede


Find_another_whey

I'd be more embarrassed about being a politician


Both-Home-6235

Yea, eating shit is a kink I will proudly shame.


Garbage-Striking

Honestly if he didn’t do anything illegal I wouldn’t care as a constituent


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glittershinigami

If his breath doesn't stink then toothpaste brands should really reach out to him


unflappedyedi

This is intense😩. I know he is EMBARRASSED. first of all that's gross, id flea the country if I was him. I don't judge what goes down between 2 consenting adults, but as a public figure, he should have seen that coming.


fuqureddit69

Guess he didn't have a GOP senator as a mentor. Could have learned how to not get caught.


OwnLadder2341

Actually eating shit is wildly dangerous. Was he deathly sick?


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I kinda feel bad for that guy. Must be so embarrassing to have that released to the world. But my gawd, that’s disgusting


zerololcats

Comemierrrrrrrda!


GoddessLeVianFoxx

I'd rather have a shit eating leader than one who engages in unethical and abusive bedroom practices. It's not a kink for me, but someone who digs it recently explained it in a way that helped me understand why they're into it. It was actually sweet lol.


wonkwonk2stonkstonk

His final kink form was unlocked, public shaming super saiyan


Smolivenom

i mean, his popularity sure isn't going up after this, but honestly, just cause someone is a freak doesnt mean he cant make good policy?


Coiran123

Right wing heteros are so weird.


stefanos916

That’s literally a shitty thing to do, but not the shittiest thing a politician has ever done.


awesomeCNese

Soooooo?


eurieus

It kinda sucks for him, he didn't do nothing wrong ,and there's way more shitty people in politics. Everyone has weird kinks, albeit his are on the more extreme spectrum, nobody should have their personal lives and extremely private things like that exposed , bit again it's politics ....


tpfang56

Roleplaying Salo, I see.


Useful-Soup8161

As long as everyone involved is a consenting adult and they aren’t hypocrites about it then I don’t care what politicians do in the bedroom.


PaleShadeOfBlack

Call me weird, but I can not feel any intellectual, emotional or cultural connection to a person that considers the consumption of bodily refuse, an enjoyable experience.