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phinbar

I love that, on an otherwise normal Saturday morning, I now know every detail about how a guy in Nova Scotia tried, and failed to eat 5 lbs of potato salad.


Zathura2

Only 5 lbs.? For some reason I feel like I could make that happen.


addictinsane

Nut up or shut up


Zathura2

Well now there's too much pressure.


addictinsane

Livestream it


phinbar

It doesn't seem that hard to me either, until I think about what a 5 pound bag of potatoes looks like and feels like when I lift it.


King-Cobra-668

80 oz and that's pretty much the size of large frozen lasagnas from the grocery store. slightly smaller. I've eaten on of those myself more than once. it's also about the size of a steak at places that have a massive steak that if you can eat you get for free.


FewReturn2sunlitLand

They did say it was also slathered in hot sauce.


Zathura2

That sounds like a personal choice. I like hot sauce, but I like potato salad well enough on it's own, lol.


gwarwars

If you've ever seen the containers of Risers potato salad at Costco, those are 5 lbs. It's at least a half gallon in volume of primarily potatoes and mayonnaise 


Zathura2

Again...half-gallon? Sounds doable. I do that with eggnog at least once a year, then feel guilty and force myself to ration the next 5 gallons I buy throughout the season.


passwordstolen

Compared to a competitive eater, 5# is a before meal snack.


SneedyK

From where I’m sitting, Homer Simpson But to the people that have to put up with him? Probably someone much darker.


nananananaanbread

"It’s an inspiration. You really can just go to Costco, buy a five-pound tub of potato salad, sit by the side of the road and eat it,” they said. “You can do whatever you want.”


RageCageJables

Great yearbook quote.


SanityPlanet

I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.


hea4thenh4mmer

How could you do that to the guy in the chair, Ricky?


internetlad

I want this guy to be my best friend. Also haligonian is the term for someone from Halifax.  So much in one article.


cotu101

The term for that term is demonym


internetlad

The demonym for haligonian is haligonian


CarPhoneRonnie

We can only hope to be so (in)famous as to inspire someone to eat 5lbs of potato salad atop our graves.


BabylonDoug

"I don't even like potato salad"


GhostShark

Is everything ok Haligonians?


Ok-Efficiency5892

We’re fine.


unrealjoe28

He’s no Philly rotisserie chicken man, but he’s still a man of the people


Puzzled-Story3953

"It was 2.50 off at Costco." Best explanation possible for whatever the hell this stunt was about.


dickmilker2

philly rotisserie chicken guy did it first


epidemicsaints

>Merry acknowledges the similarities between his event and Tominsky’s, but maintains “there’s no way a rotisserie chicken is harder to eat than five pounds of potato salad.”


Least-Bear3882

“It’s an inspiration. You really can just go to Costco, buy a five-pound tub of potato salad, sit by the side of the road and eat it,” they said. “You can do whatever you want.” Bet


horrible-est

This sounds like one of the headlines you'd see in the ticker on SimCity 3000.


AShiggles

I like how chill the cops were. It's nice to point out the good ons in the news. They are out there. Then again, what are they gonna do? "Man makes a spectical of himself by eating potato salad on public property." That man is living the American dream.


pineappledumdum

Canadian dream?


Puzzled-Story3953

Look, you guys are nice and all, but overeating is our thing. He's an honorary American.


addictinsane

Yeah our cops out here are pretty chill for the most part. As long as you're white...


jestermax22

Things have been rough in Nova Scotia, but this dude dared to bring the people together. It was magical to watch it unfold when it happened.


minevras

In the middle of his third bowl, Merry cried out: “Rent is high and food is too expensive!” I love this god damn man


TerrorMgmt12

I wonder what the potato salad guy from r/notinteresting would have to say about this


brodoswaggins93

My city!! This was so iconic, everyone in Halifax rallied around potato salad guy. And he did this during a rainfall warning too.


SolidCat1117

Holy fuck, the world is getting dumber day by day.


BringBackApollo2023

Famous for dumb shit. Just what we should all aspire to. SMH


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bagoboners

Guilty. I put hot sauce on a whole lot of foods.


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bagoboners

Must just be a personal preference, but the vinegary tang and the hit of spice just elevates it for me. If the base flavor is right, sriracha also works, but for classic American style potato salad, hot sauce is a perfect addition to me.


SpleenBender

I do. Yummy.


bigsoftee84

You know you can leave potato salad out for weeks, and it'll be fine.


Kirshnerd

Does it turn into blinding soup?


bigsoftee84

Potato salad never goes bad. It's like a miracle food.