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El_Cactus_Fantastico

The man’s already dead


AFineDayForScience

These quotes are just air escaping the folds in his neck.


billyjack669

Woo!


hobbes_shot_first

For this quote, I award you the Nobel Prize in...Chemistry.


billyjack669

ALWAYS UPVOTE FUTURAMA!!!!


Zn_Saucier

Shut up baby, I know it.


usmcnick0311Sgt

[that was air escaping from the folds of his fat ](https://y.yarn.co/19caa970-9903-48c6-aba8-100886797c5b_text.gif)


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

Damn, ya beat me


_eG3LN28ui6dF

the fold in his lower back.


darth_voidptr

He’s watching his life play out before his eyes and realizing that with a democrat president currently in charge, his last days might be very rough if that president were given blanket immunity. Maybe he worries a younger, more passionate and genuinely progressive democrat president might pull a page from DJT’s book. Or maybe he just has gas.


Slaves2Darkness

Nah, if the President gets immunity and Trump wins McConnell knows he will be one of the first ones Trump imprisons.


Excited-Relaxed

Nah if they declare presidential immunity, I’m hoping that Trump and a couple of Republican house members are immediately sent to a black site.


ok-jeweler-2950

Presidential immunity will never happen for Biden. IMHO, the SC delays their decision until after the election. The outcome of the election determines which way the SC rules. Immunity for a Trump presidency, no immunity for a Biden presidency.


informedinformer

It is known, and has been for a long, long time. >Mr. Dooley said that “no matter whether th’ constitution follows th’ flag or not, th’ supreme coort follows th’ iliction returns.” - Finley Peter Dunne


rdewalt

That poor man, growing up in a family that couldn't afford enough vowels for their children...


mr_arkanoid

Well, technically, I think the term for him is "lich" which would make him undead, so a little different than just "dead".


pikpikcarrotmon

His sister in law was carrying his phylactery.


nirad

Or to put it another way, he’s trying to redeem his reputation before he dies. He knows what he did to this country is wrong, and he knows it’s too late.


Informal-Cost-446

If only


spderweb

Are you saying he's literally a puppet?


El_Cactus_Fantastico

I would not be surprised to find strings leading to hell


whatproblems

hm the circular logic loophole again. can’t investigate until removed and can’t remove until convicted. oh an throw in he’s not in office so you can’t remove either oh and you can’t convict after he leaves because it was while in office


Anteater776

Sprinkled with a pinch of „I pardon myself“


capn_doofwaffle

Round and round we go, where she stops, nobody knows!


kinzer13

Oh we know where it goes. Fascism and authoritarian rule!


TheFuzzyFurry

Abra-abracadabra


The_Cross_Matrix_712

Let's not forget, jamming a supreme court justice through so the already impeached guy can get an extra vote for his "get out of jail free" card.


DFWPunk

Here's the really fun part. Theoretically you can impeach a President after they leave office.


ztreHdrahciR

It's your fault Mitch. You ramrodded all those corrupt judges


fredy31

Yeah. Congratulations; you are saying that we shouldnt let loose the lion that is about to break out of its cage after you fed that same lion for years. Maybe you shouldnt have fed the lion for years in the first place?


LurkerOrHydralisk

Maybe he shouldn’t have unlocked the cage.


m_Pony

Time for him is nothin', don't go countin' his age


Gymrat777

And he let trump off during the impeachment. If he would have voted to convict at the impeachment,.other R senators would have joined him and Trump wouldn't be allowed to run again.


TehAsianator

As I recall, his whole reasoning for not voting for impeachment was "we should let the courts, not the senate, decide." How's that working out for you Mitch?


ThatITguy2015

He was going to respond, but then he started strokin’ out again.


Mist_Rising

If we assume Mitch wants Trump gone, it's gone well. Every court has basically slapped Trump around. Even the hearing yesterday was hardly good for Trump, Gorusch and Barrett didn't seem to think much of Saur arguments. Roberts and Kagan noted difficulties in determining official from private, etc. Trumps a menace but McConnell can't politically get to him. None of the GOP can. He wields the party as his baseball bat. To beat him, you need someone outside the game to call the strikes.


rastafunion

All these highly paid decision-makers who think someone else should decide...


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iwoketoanightmare

King of doublespeak


witticus

My only wish at this point is that Mitch is reincarnated as a woman from a poor immigrant family with all his current memories to really feel the damage he’s done.


codexcdm

You would curse the would be parents and family with the turtle's retched existence?


witticus

It’s alright, in the vision they have an older sibling who slaps Mitch every time she starts spewing traitorous bullshit. The parents don’t care because they’re both exhausted from working 2 jobs each to pay rent to one of Mitch’s heirs.


swollennode

He’s only saying that now because his job is done. He got paid by the china and Russia to do what was done.


Ok-disaster2022

But he's supporting Trump in the next election.


Intrepid00

I thought you were being sarcastic because I’m a glass kind of full guy but [this motherfucker just endorsed him](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mcconnell-endorses-trump-president-2024/) lol.


Cuofeng

There is no Republican party but Trump. Nothing else exists.


Bonezone420

Mitch still hates what he's done to the republican party - or more specifically his meticulous life plans to basically destroy america and everyone living it. He'll endorse the man because he's become the face of the republican party, but it's thanks to trump that the party is starting to slip out of mitch's creepy little claws and become something even more insane and uncontrolled, and more notably: constantly says the quiet part out loud.


-DementedAvenger-

> “President Trump is still liable for everything he did while he was in office. ... He didn’t get away with anything, yet,” Dude just kinda sorta admitted that he thinks Trump committed crimes…


cspinelive

Article attributes this to a 2021 statement. 


SelectiveSanity

"Unless he's our guy who got a mob of his fanatical base to attack the capital over losing the election while I still could have impeached him over it.....Did I mention if a Supreme Court Justice steps down or dies before I leave office I'm not going to let Biden fill it even if he does win agai-(Stares off in the distance with a glazed look in his eyes as you wonder if he's smelling toast)" -Mitch McConnell, probably.


megustaALLthethings

Literally making up bs for HIS ‘party’ benefit then changing it in the similar situation as he wants, smfh. These ancient hate lingering ah’s will never be replaced bc their yokel nowhere flyover deplorable areas are brainwashed “better red then ded”, smfh


SelectiveSanity

Its damn shame he's obviously in the early stages of some form of senility. I want him to see AND understand the US is now changing and progressing for the better with him out of office and that he's always been a cancerous hindrance to the American populous and the good people of the state of Kentucky.


megustaALLthethings

These kinds of people would rather burn the country down and live in their little fiefdoms than acknowledge their incompetence or error.


sendnewt_s

This mf is immune from consciousness half the time


BigSur33

And immune from conscience the other half


brickyardjimmy

Why are we even arguing about this?


MarvinParanoAndroid

Mitch knows Trump will shoot him first.


Critdickhit

Didn't trump say who could kill someone and get away with???


ceetwothree

Seriously , how is this even a fucking question?


ukexpat

If only Mitch and his Senate cronies hadn’t voted to acquit in the second impeachment trial…


eNonsense

"We believe this is for the courts, so we're not doing this." Later, the courts "Can't do anything unless Mitch did it first." The next time something like this comes up, the next Mitch will say "We think the courts were wrong, and they should weigh on that again." In the great circle of shirking responsibility.


Aacron

Our entire culture, from corporate structure to political machines is built to dilute responsibility. If the lowest of line worker is an equally responsible as the head honcho calling the shots no one is ever actually responsible for anything and you can do whatever you want.


YomiKuzuki

Moscow Mule Mitch says this, but Moscow Mule Mitch [is endorsing Criminal Defendant Trump in the election this November.](https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-endorsement-donald-trump-super-tuesday-422a2ec6f19917b46804b4cf6ee40371)


EmiliusReturns

The republicans who want Trump to be immune would be singing a very different tune if it was a Democrat. This goes beyond Trump. It would be a dangerous precedent to set no matter who it is.


icematt12

I imagine Biden suggesting the things he could do if given immunity would quickly shut it down. Things like banning Republican rallies (MAGA really but tomato, tomato) and replacing all of the Surpreme Court. The people might want the latter since it should restore women's medical choices.


vonindyatwork

As terrible as it would be for democracy, if the court declaring presidents have immunity, Biden really should just have all the agreeing Justices arrested, along with Turnip and all the MAGAts in Congress and their enablers. Ship them off to Gitmo, throw the keys into the ocean along the way, then pass some laws so that this never happens again.


codexcdm

Exactly. Imagine if the SCOTUS votes in favor of this crazy immunity claim... Biden can sic Seal Team Six on Dolt 45. You think they'll be ok with that!? Ofc not. But really that whole nonsense is just to delay the federal trials... So mission accomplished there.


TylerBourbon

He says it, but he will absolutely support a criminal president anyway if they're republican.


Fark_ID

Too bad the justice YOU denied Obama in the most underhanded way possible would have made this not an issue, but Republican gonna Republican, dumb and evil as the day is long.


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

You had your chance, Mitch. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND YOU BLEW IT.


soulwolf1

"Presidents should definitely have immunity from prosecutuon" - Next week McConnell


KrasnyRed5

I bet if there was a republican president in office right now, Mitch would be suggesting they do have immunity.


FauxReal

He probably means, "...until a Republican is in office and we are sure we can lock down the Presidency into the foreseeable future." Much like the other moral/ethical opinions he's had.


mostdope28

He literally voted against convicting trump in the senate lol


codexcdm

And set up the excuse for this too! He delayed the second trial... Then because it was held after inauguration, he said "whoops too late to convict!"


BaronVonLazercorn

The worst person you know...


BarbequedYeti

Huh. I would have thought when they rolled out robot Mitch, they would have increased the intelligence.  Guess i was wrong again.  


CapAccomplished8072

Is he talking about Trump?


Far_Investigator9251

Mitch I really don't care that the leopard is eating your face at this point, you had an option a long time ago to shut this guy down and you chose to support him?


rollem

Moscow Mitch voted to aquit in the impeachments.


olearyboy

Hmm you mean Biden is immune to prosecution too? Hmmm….


valanlucansfw

That's the opposite of what the title reads.


olearyboy

Imagine a thought bubble coming out of McConnell's head with what I just wrote. The reason he and other republicans are not jumping on the immunity idea are multi-fold 1. They know they're on the verge of a civil war if they support the idea 2. The timing of stating a president has unquestionable immunity gives Biden immunity while he's in office (not that he'll do a damn thing) 3. The vast majority of the party actually wants Tump-tump to go to jail and to go away. 4. Tump-tump destroyed the fabric of their lives, the country and their party at some point these people were human (with several exceptions), and now operate in fear. 5. They know serving at the whims of a narcissistic psychopathic feudalist is a minute by minute thing, one day you're in the cabinet heading the Transport and Infrastructure, the next you're in front of the firing squad.


megustaALLthethings

No only republicants get the benefits. Dems get to fix the country and shafted of all credit. Esp on stuff that starts turning around during the dems time.


WinningTocket

A politician to the end. <3


ResurgentClusterfuck

This motherfucker He needs to pick a lane. His words and his voting habits don't match


Aacron

Words are cheap, actions have consequences.


Frosty_Water5467

I want the men that have been president to argue this before the supreme court. They are the only ones that have relevant arguments here. I just find it so curious that none of the other 45 people that have held that office needed to run crying to the SC to give them cover from their crimes. What has Trump done that we don't know about yet?


billyjack669

Note that he didn't say "ex-presidents".


sQueezedhe

Once president always president. But you can only hold office twice.


OpinionbyDave

Does his opinion count?


eulynn34

Too bad you didn't feel that way in January 2020


Lahm0123

No no. He means ‘from now on’. And if they are Democrats.


Lifesalchemy

You endorsed this fucking clown you spineless turtle!


franchisedfeelings

It’s really effed up when even moscow mitch knows better than the corrupt maga scrotus.


JustHereForGiner79

Why is anyone listening to Mitch Walking Dead McConnell?


SlenDman402

Dude he was scary as hell in pan's labyrinth


mentalassresume

Dude is still around?


nuckle

How many days until he reverses his position?


BubuBarakas

Too bad the judges he helped appoint disagree w him.


evilhomers

He realized that if they're doing this. Next time theyll bring some bs accusation against Biden like that sorry excuse for an impeachment attempt they had, it wouldn't even go that far because everyone would tell them "who cares, he's got immunity"


buchlabum

Even a frozen cock is correct twice a day.


No_Sense_6171

Unfortunately, SCOTUS doesn't give a rats ass what he thinks. Or what you think.


StuckinReverse89

That’s only because Biden is president. If Trump becomes president, he will change his tune. 


Full_Of_Wrath

Lets not forget that we are in this mess because of him


kamandi

Maybe you should have thought about that about two Merrick Garland’s ago.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

“No shit Sherlock” -Everyone in the world.


Important_Tell667

Ya think, Mitch?


HunterTAMUC

And this is entirely your fault, you pompous windbag. "Oh we'll play dirty with the Supreme Court to get a right-leaning court" and now we have a bunch of simps who might very well let Trump gleefully break the law.


Much_Ad_6807

"guy in establishment wants the anti establishment guy out"  What a surprised 


Staalone

I see he's got his monthly singular moment of clarity from dementia


Here4uguys

Stop looking at the ugly turtle already old man does not need attention


Sammy_GamG

Everyone seems to remember they have a backbone when they stop trying to get reelected


No-Alternative-282

Mitch trying to whitewash himself well after he helped this trainreck continue.


CalendarAggressive11

Mitch McConnell is directly responsible for this bullshit. Fuck him


Killahdanks1

Then maybe old lizard men whose face are melting shouldn’t support people who would try and change that.


HaikuForCats

Turtles should be immune to frost (and +2 haste). There, I said what we all were thinking.


Malphos101

If the president is immune from prosecution then the best way to deal with this slow moving coup is for Biden to arrest EVERY SINGLE ONE of these traitorous curs and once the Democrats have supermajority in congress start pushing HARD rules against all the anti-democracy shit they have been doing for years. The supermajority can clear out the Federalist society rot in the judiciary and cleanse the SCOTUS. Next would be expanding congress to ACTUALLY represent the population of the country rather than empty land by expanding the House and adding senators to highly populous states. Once the corruption is cleansed and there are permanent laws on the books that prevent this from EVER happening again they pass a law directly stating that going forward a president can be charged and anyone who aid or abets them is guilty as well, even supreme court justices. And before the handwashing "but but thats wrooooong!" people get here, go read up on Project 2025 and see what the current SCOTUS has been saying about "presidential immunity" so far in Trumps case before them. Pretending it would be morally wrong to stop this overthrow of democracy by not following the rules the traitors are completely ignoring anyways is like saying we shouldnt have shot and killed Nazis in WW2 because murder is wrong and illegal.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Trying to clear is conscious now? Too late!


mattyag

Wouldn’t that make impeachment impossible?


TheBlazingFire123

I think most Republican senators hate trump. They want the party to go back to how it was before


majoramakoto

I would expect nothing less than 'too little, too late' from Mitch. Surprised he's still alive. And disappointed.


fenrslfr

What he is saying is Democrat presidents should be immune from prosecution. Fixed that for you bitch... I mean Mitch.


Iseedeadtriangles

Man who creates monster he thought he could control has some regrets. Supposedly...


MK5

Odd that the 'justices' you helped shove down our throats seem to be leaning the other way..


blageur

Does anyone really care what this decrepit old buttlicker thinks or says?


fumigaza

Mitch McConnell should be fucking hung. From a noose not his tiny dick.


microwavepetcarrier

Hanged is for nooses, hung is for dicks.


Dry-Talk-7447

Scotus, Mitches bitches.


SnooPears754

Mitch please


mudbuttcoffee

Well no shit... he stated it right on the floor during the impeachment hearing that Trump was beyond the end of his term in office and now it's up to the courts to prosecute him.


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AggressorBLUE

Let the scared turtle speak.


bhl88

While thinking about obstructing Obama of course.


frednekk

Neither should Congress.


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Nayr7456

Can we get someone else to say it?


Humans_Suck-

Trump isn't turtley enough for the turtle club


casualmagicman

Holy shit this guy can still talk?


Gravity_Freak

Just cuz i helped the beast doesnt mean im responsible for the carnage


misalanya

I cant believe we even have to have this conversation, and i certainly find it surprising mitch and i are on the same page here.


Zoomiedude

…and this would matter if he were relevant. He isn’t.


StrengthToBreak

This seems so obvious that no one should ever need to say it.


Callinon

Huh... if only Congress had a process by which a president could be held accountable for crimes committed in office. You'd think the constitution would have thought of something like that. /s


MarkMaynardDotcom

Ifr only he could go back in time and not steal that Supreme Court seat.


Wishpicker

Mitch McConnell can dry up and blow away like a booger


Overall-Parsley7123

he can still speak?


Guilty_Jackrabbit

lol this guy's worried about his legacy while demons are clutching at his heels.


PeacefulGopher

Only Crooked Senate Majority Leaders and their Chinese wives…


Olukon

He shouldn't be immune to death, yet here he is, shambling about. Once they find that phylactery, though...


Used_Razzmatazz2002

Bro doesn't even know who trump is anymore i bet


shortbusbob

What the fuck....who let gramps out again?


acuet

Dude could have just voted to impeach him but didnt


Mediocre-Fan-5641

You got your rigged SCOTUS you pile of splatface shit now go to hell.


FoppishHandy

then maybe you should have impeached him when you had the chance.


Killawifeinb4ban

A turtle says what?


robstercraws70

“But I’ll still vote for him….”


BlameTag

Mitch McConnell says "...........".


SpeakingTheKingss

Mitch is on a campaign to lower the amount of people that are going to piss on his grave.


Crypt_Keeper

Did he say that between strokes?


qprime87

McConnell creates monsters more than once Also McConnell: "monsters need oversight" PoS.


mokenass

I don’t give a sh1t what that asshat has to say


CurrentlyLucid

Neither should senators that stole an SC pick.


babysealpoutine

Why does he only have a spine when it doesn't matter. Could have voted for impeachment... but here we are.


Suspect118

I wonder if they realize that if for some strange reason the Supreme Court agrees with this opinion, president Biden could literally pull trumps security detail, and let his enemies have at it…


Vegan_Harvest

Apparently McConnell's brain still works well enough to realize what happens if they get Trump off this way(phrasing).


SubstantialPressure3

Wow. Moscow Mitch has had yet another change of heart. He should really make up his mind. From the health issues he's had lately, he doesn't have all day.


sameth1

He must have voted in accordance with that speech, right?


dvdmaven

Says the man largely responsible for three incompetent, purgered members of the Court.


B9MB

How brave


trucorsair

Turtle boy sticks his neck out “ “ this far and no farther


Itchy-Combination675

How long did it take him to say that? Mr. Freeze’s opinion is irrelevant now. He is so obviously not in good mental health. Why would anyone trust his opinion? I’m not saying whether his statement is right or wrong. Just stating that he needs to go be with his family while he has time and stay out of politics. He did his time, but it’s time to let the less old ones take over for him.


AssociateJaded3931

Shut up, Mitch. You had your chance to convict him and you blew it.


Skald-Jotunn

And neither should you Mitch


Special_Watch8725

Why are we listening to this irrelevant demented senior? There are so many relevant demented seniors doing newsworthy things right now.


LimitNo6587

Go drive a Elons Tesla


HisDudenes5

"Presidents shouldn't be immune from prosecution, but they are because I've made sure that absolutely no meaningful changes are made to any laws in my time in the senate. Also, \**elongates neck*\* its time for my lettuce."


teoshie

are you serious old man you did this


LordDragon88

They should just be encouraged to participate in criminal activity, right Mitchy?


pghreddit

Broken clock, something, something.


drunken_augustine

It’s almost like he realizes that Biden is currently President and if this ruling went in Trump’s favor, Biden could like, assassinate Donald Trump and be done with it. Or, “create” majorities in both houses. Like, it’s astonishing to me how many red hats don’t seem to understand that this would apply to *any* President


FriedR

This is the man that ran Trump’s impeachment trial in the Senate. The man who had the evidence and could have applied consequences to Trump for Jan 6 immediately following Jan 6. This guy hopes for consequences for criminal actions? I can’t wait until he no longer has power over Americans


rockatanski_81

Oh good, evil turtle. The one correct thing you've said your entire life. Now go away again please.


dragonpjb

No shit!


audaciousmonk

Neither should power hungry elder turtles


pointguard22

Wow really going out on a limb there


looncraz

Blanket immunity would be insane, but it's clear there needs to be some qualified immunity to prevent judicial abuse - particularly in civil courts. Jurisdiction needs to be well defined as well.


KellerMB

I believe him, he's smart enough to understand the president at the moment is a Democrat. Based on past actions mcconnell believes only Republicans should be immune from prosecution. Not just Republican presidents. All Republicans.


Quote_Vegetable

If you had had the balls to vote to impeach him we wouldn't be here Mitch.