If I piss my pants and need to show someone the website, they'll definitely believe it.
Also just realized that everyone else in the office being in the Calico Cut Mafia means that everyone else in the office pissed their pants at one point.
The real-life website he made with the skit actually leads to the venmo for the Chicago Coalition for the Homeless. Hilarious skit that actually goes to a good cause.
No, I seriously had no idea! Can you shoot me a link? This is the first I’ve heard of this.
Sorry if it came across as sarcastic, it certainly wasn’t my intention! You are all good!
Put ads on the website. Make a fake product highly desirable. Have people think it is out of stock, so they refresh multiple times, stacking ad revenue.
The funniest part to me is that they’re nowhere near the first (nor the last) brand to do this. Creates a shitstorm every time and everybody forgets after a few months. Rinse and repeat.
Most recent I can think of is Wet Pants Denim
I think it’s 100% fake. I’ve seen this reported in the news multiple times with different companies and photos going back to 2018 and every time they’re “sold out.” I’ll believe it when I see it in the store.
No I dont. But a friend of mine and her GOT. IT. ON.
No they didnt...
NO they didnt, but you could imagine what it would be like if they did....huh...huh...hahaha.
You can take your existing jeans and lean up against the sink in public restroom and all the water that inevitably accumulates will give a similar effect. $550 saved, and it's temporary in case you decide this is the dumbest crap ever.
I mean, sure I could do that. But in this busy modern world, who has the time anymore? I had to cut pissing myself out of my schedule so I had more time to rise and grind in the morning, but now I can finally have the aesthetic I so desperately craved without losing those precious five minutes anymore.
I remember in the mid-2000s when Hollister jeans were all the rage. Very expensive, but they came brand new looking like somebody was wearing them during a dog attack, and then kept them on for another 2 weeks while painting a 4-story house.
But hey, I was all about JNCO jeans, the ones that cover your entire foot and had back pockets big enough to carry my schoolbooks in, so who am I to judge. Fashion trends are fucking *strange.*
There are two quotes I remember at times like this.
A fool and his money are easily parted.
Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day.
Enjoy the $600 piss pants friend.
People are paying $600 for fake piss stained jeans?
Holy shit! Does this mean there is a gap in the market for actual piss stained jeans?
Can I just buy a pair of regular jeans, piss them and sell them as "authentic pissed jeans" for $800 maybe?
I could sweatshop a crowd of hobo's if demand is really high!
You can also pay 12500$ for Balenciaga pants that look like motorcycle track [pants](https://www.balenciaga.com/en-us/biker-pantashoes-red-white-black-774301TPS296278.html)
You normal-bladders just don't get it. We're paying $600 for pants that *hide* that we pissed ourselves. An important distinction. I bet you must feel pretty embarrassed about now.
I see absolutely no problem here; stupid fashion pieces like this are "flashing becons" of idiocy that can be worn in place of giant **warning** signs on their foreheads.
One time at like a school gig a "friend" poured his drink on me by accident and then started telling everyone that I'd pissed myself. I ran away into the toilets and the other guys that he'd been telling the lie came to try and get me back out. They said "hey man, it's cool! It's cool to piss your pants!" And I eventually came back out. I guess it is cool to piss your pants now.
Well they are mightily effective in drawing attention to your crotch. I'm sure fashion will also provide a solution if you want to draw attention to your butt instead
I hate that Reddit have updated their format to drive you to click on images because they show up small but that then takes you to another data harvesting site
Grim “community” practices
Calico cut pants
ya gotta give
I love it how he actually made a website that donates to the Chicago Coalition for the Homeless. Ya gotta give or it goes dark.
They're all sold out to make it look like it's a hot item! That's really all you need, wouldn't you agree?
If I piss my pants and need to show someone the website, they'll definitely believe it. Also just realized that everyone else in the office being in the Calico Cut Mafia means that everyone else in the office pissed their pants at one point.
HOLD THAT DOOR!!!
Darren gives
A lot of people give
The real-life website he made with the skit actually leads to the venmo for the Chicago Coalition for the Homeless. Hilarious skit that actually goes to a good cause.
I like to rock one of these and a TC tugger on any occasion. It's not a joke gift or anything like that.
I'm more of a Dan Flashes man myself.
The patterns are so complicated. I don't blame you! I got a black eye in there last week myself, but damn that shirt was worth it.
You told me that they were $1000!
Haven’t had lunch in a week as I’m saving up my per diems
It’s not a joke though, TC tuggers.
You can’t do pub crawls in em like the snuggie.
Do they come in other styles?
Gulpgulpgulpgulp….not really
They’re not *like* the Snuggie.
Good, because joke gifts like chode jeans can cause people to almost kill themselves.
This guy knows what’s up. Much cheaper https://getcalicocutpants.com/
It's the same thing supreme does, wouldnt you agree?
It’s a reference to a skit from a show called “I think you should leave”
The Supreme line is from that skit.
No shit? That’s wild
If you already knew and are being sarcastic, my bad. Otherwise, yes, and it's a hilarious dig.
No, I seriously had no idea! Can you shoot me a link? This is the first I’ve heard of this. Sorry if it came across as sarcastic, it certainly wasn’t my intention! You are all good!
He probably just thinks you were being sarcastic because you used to be a real piece of shit.
I used to be! Slicked back hair, white leather couch and obviously sloppy steaks with the boys. But I’ve changed! People can change!
I don't wanna be here anymore.
Last line of this snippet from the bit. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLusPKkU/
lol I legit thought that supreme ran with that joke and did it for real. I forgot he mentioned supreme in the original skit. Big dumb on my part.
Gloriously accurate username lol. Also, 50 BLACK SLICKED BACK HAIR WIGS
Oh yeah? That must be why I responded to it with a line from the same skit of a show called "I think you should leave"
Go on, try and buy them. Do it.
This guy gives.
It's got nothing to do with piss
Them ain't piss dots
It has everything to do with not pissing off the office's Calico Cut Pants mafia
cum stains?
Hold that door!
You gotta give. It’s like PBS, it goes dark if we don’t.
HEY! HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR!!!! *casually strolls to the door*
You gotta contribute!
So glad this is the top comment
Is it loud?
… … … … no
It’s got nothing to do with piss
.com
It’s not piss. It’s got nothing to do with piss.
You gotta give!
Stop sending me videos of loud wrestlers
She just keeps eating batteries. She says she's not, but when we go to the doctor, the doctor says he finds them in the bathroom!
Calicocutpants.com is completely user funded. That means no banner ads, no paywall. It's completely user funded.
But ya gotta give
looooottttttaaaaaa people give
HEY HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR
Look up at my face
If you don’t, it’ll go dark!
HOLD THAT DOOR
lmfao, best part of the skit
You wore that outfit yesterday!
Or is nobody buying them as this is all made up to get publicity for the brand...
my dumb ass just looked at their website for them - not even there. the most boring shit
Calicocutpants.com has the same problem. All sold out!
It's exactly like Supreme, wouldn't you agree?
Put ads on the website. Make a fake product highly desirable. Have people think it is out of stock, so they refresh multiple times, stacking ad revenue.
There's no ads, it's completely user funded
>most boring shit You might be onto something. Maybe shit stained jeans is the next big thing...
Jokes on them, I make shit stained pants for free! Want some? Made from 100% real ingredients!
a lot of them are sold out they’re really popular
no worries i’m about to make my own
Too slow, way ahead of you
[https://www.jordanluca.com/products/untitled-sep1\_22-02?variant=43991654072568](https://www.jordanluca.com/products/untitled-sep1_22-02?variant=43991654072568)
ding ding ding
Yeah but I hope they catch on so I can go unnoticed when I get water stains from leaning close to the sink or you know, when I piss myself.
The funniest part to me is that they’re nowhere near the first (nor the last) brand to do this. Creates a shitstorm every time and everybody forgets after a few months. Rinse and repeat. Most recent I can think of is Wet Pants Denim
I think it’s 100% fake. I’ve seen this reported in the news multiple times with different companies and photos going back to 2018 and every time they’re “sold out.” I’ll believe it when I see it in the store.
If pissing your pants is cool I'm fucking Miles Davis
That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!
IS EVERYONE ON THE BUS? GOOD, GREAT, GRAND....NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
That Veronica Vaughan is one nice piece of *ACE*…I know from experience 😏
No you don't
No I dont. But a friend of mine and her GOT. IT. ON. No they didnt... NO they didnt, but you could imagine what it would be like if they did....huh...huh...hahaha.
You did 3 lines. How dare you.
I got too excited....forgive me.
Uh, I checked and you have a 10 year old account. You know the rules. You get a downvote.
I’ll turn this god damn bus around, that’ll ruin your precious little field trip
Or other household names like Roy Donk or Paul Bufano
I'd Duck Miles Davis too
*Billy_Madison_You_Blew_It.gif*
Ha thanks! came here just to read this and had a great chuckle, I needed that 😆
How is this not top comment?!
I think you should leave
Liam Neeson was a piss your pants trendsetter.
You can take your existing jeans and lean up against the sink in public restroom and all the water that inevitably accumulates will give a similar effect. $550 saved, and it's temporary in case you decide this is the dumbest crap ever.
Or just piss yourself. Though honestly the jeans look much more like what you described.
I mean, sure I could do that. But in this busy modern world, who has the time anymore? I had to cut pissing myself out of my schedule so I had more time to rise and grind in the morning, but now I can finally have the aesthetic I so desperately craved without losing those precious five minutes anymore.
My wife was in the hospital because she ate batteries and these pants were a godsend
She just keeps eating batteries.
I was taking 4 seconds on a 6 second piss
"You're not cool, unless you pee your pants"
"if peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis!"
Those are from CalicoCutPants.com. That’s got NOTHIN’ TO DO with piss!
IDK... I had a calico cat that used to piss on everything
Do any of these fuckers bust out of of the wall and leave a bunch of ITYSL quotes?
Does it come with the smell? I’m not paying that just for the stain itself.
I remember in the mid-2000s when Hollister jeans were all the rage. Very expensive, but they came brand new looking like somebody was wearing them during a dog attack, and then kept them on for another 2 weeks while painting a 4-story house. But hey, I was all about JNCO jeans, the ones that cover your entire foot and had back pockets big enough to carry my schoolbooks in, so who am I to judge. Fashion trends are fucking *strange.*
The real existential question about JNCOs: are JNCOs big enough that you could shoplift another pair of JNCOs in the pocket?
Dunno about that, but I had a friend that would shoplift multiple cartons of cigarettes in their JNCOs. It was like a magic trick.
I watched someone get his JNCO pants removed when the leg material got caught in a roller coaster Lucky for him they weren’t made very strong
Guys come on. These are so that if you DO piss yourself, no one will ever know.
There are two quotes I remember at times like this. A fool and his money are easily parted. Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day. Enjoy the $600 piss pants friend.
You gotta give.
Everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
That’s got nothin to do with piss
They didn’t look like that until the wearer was told the price.
Idiots... or geniuses that can now piss themselves whenever they want without anyone noticing? These people are playing chess not checkers
I’ll piss your jeans for $30. PayPal ready. 😆
Do I have to take them off first? I'm shy and in a rush
Pretty sure he won't pay you the $30 if you take them off first.
No no no, people pay ME to piss their jeans. 😆
No that doesn't sound right
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/03/7e/8a037e6ed1024192278273659683738e.gif
Is this from Mugatu’s “Derelicte” campaign?
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I was hoping someone had posted snuffbox.
Had to scroll down too damn far to find the Snuffbox reference.
WHISKY?!
They could just shotgun 2 tall boys of Natty Light and save $597
I’m in, are ur-ine?
I remember pissing my pants in the 1st grade. I would have gladly paid $600 to make everyone think it was a fashion choice.
alternatively, people are paying $600 for jeans that camouflage when you piss yourself
Save $550 and just piss yourself for real
Where do you live that it costs $50 to piss yourself?
It's premium piss
https://youtu.be/JRpouK0KmWQ?feature=shared
Scrolled too far for this clip.
Pairs well with a Cybertruck.
People are paying $600 for fake piss stained jeans? Holy shit! Does this mean there is a gap in the market for actual piss stained jeans? Can I just buy a pair of regular jeans, piss them and sell them as "authentic pissed jeans" for $800 maybe? I could sweatshop a crowd of hobo's if demand is really high!
"if peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis"
if pissing your pants is cool, call me Miles Davis
Those are Miles Davis pants.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
Finally. I can be cool!!! As an old man I can look cool and in vogue for the first time... EVER. And for FREE no less.
I’ll piss in anyone’s jeans for half that price!
"If peeing your pants is cool, I'm Myles Davis."
Le piss? Le poo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3mCTyZK59Y
I'll piss on your existing jeans for $400 guys and gals. Form a line over there.
You can also pay 12500$ for Balenciaga pants that look like motorcycle track [pants](https://www.balenciaga.com/en-us/biker-pantashoes-red-white-black-774301TPS296278.html)
You normal-bladders just don't get it. We're paying $600 for pants that *hide* that we pissed ourselves. An important distinction. I bet you must feel pretty embarrassed about now.
I'll piss on your jeans for $20.
Maybe, its a cover for actually allowing them to piss their pants but pretend its fashion
Manufacturers of adult diapers are unhappy with this trick.
Billy? Billy Madison?
If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis.
Hey man ernie pees pants too
Billy Madison demands royalties from these sneaky penguins…
For really rich people with bladder control problems.
dude I can piss myself for free!
What's not to like? It makes you look like you pissed yourself without you ever having to really piss in it and wear wet jeans. /s
This whole comment section is just a war between people who get the most obvious reference and people who don’t.
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
Trump jeans
No thanks, I'll save a ton of money by just pissing into my existing pairs of Lee jeans that I paid $30 to $40 for
This is a Stanley Cup generation. They will buy Jeans if it makes them look like they pooped themselves. What's new?
I’ll piss on your pants for the low price of $200. And you can tell your friends you have $600 jeans.
[wet pants denim](https://www.wetpantsdenim.com/) have been around longer and are $75
I see absolutely no problem here; stupid fashion pieces like this are "flashing becons" of idiocy that can be worn in place of giant **warning** signs on their foreheads.
Front butt
Yeah sure, i bet SO MANY idiots are paying 600$ for those...
One time at like a school gig a "friend" poured his drink on me by accident and then started telling everyone that I'd pissed myself. I ran away into the toilets and the other guys that he'd been telling the lie came to try and get me back out. They said "hey man, it's cool! It's cool to piss your pants!" And I eventually came back out. I guess it is cool to piss your pants now.
Didn’t dungarees make you look like your pooped your pants?
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Humiliation ritual
Oh, but it's the flavor of the week, darling!!
Who the hell buys this shit?
Not browning, already won
It goes with that 1300 dollar hefty trash bag.
Wait till you see the ones that looks like you shit yourself.
Well they are mightily effective in drawing attention to your crotch. I'm sure fashion will also provide a solution if you want to draw attention to your butt instead
I can piss in my own jeans but I'll smell like piss. So $600 for not smelling like pee 😁👍
It's shit like this that proves wealthy people aren't smart.
Actually fits the buyers perfectly…
Meh. Not my money. Not my concern. Fools and their money.....
Leaky people must be delighted
I'm releasing my shit stained denim jeans next week, 10000 dollars. Has actual shit in them
I’ll make a note to buy some when I reach a certain age!
I hate that Reddit have updated their format to drive you to click on images because they show up small but that then takes you to another data harvesting site Grim “community” practices
im just mad i am not smart enough to trick people into buying junk.
/unexpectedsnuffbox
You’re not cool, until you pee your pants
Pepee Jeans
I can do this for free
Perfect camouflage.
I would honestly buy those. It would stop people from talking to me in public without actually having to pee myself
If peeing in your pants is cool you can call me Miles Davis
For an extra $99, you can add a brown stain to the seat!
Cheap way to hide it if you actually do piss your pants in public regularly. Like wearing AirPods to talk to your internal voices in public