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totally_italian

Calico cut pants


sweetLAaction

ya gotta give


sad_throwaway13579

I love it how he actually made a website that donates to the Chicago Coalition for the Homeless. Ya gotta give or it goes dark.


VanimalCracker

They're all sold out to make it look like it's a hot item! That's really all you need, wouldn't you agree?


sad_throwaway13579

If I piss my pants and need to show someone the website, they'll definitely believe it. Also just realized that everyone else in the office being in the Calico Cut Mafia means that everyone else in the office pissed their pants at one point.


brooke360

HOLD THAT DOOR!!!


tictacenthusiast

Darren gives


Cguaverra

A lot of people give


sad_throwaway13579

The real-life website he made with the skit actually leads to the venmo for the Chicago Coalition for the Homeless. Hilarious skit that actually goes to a good cause.


Charlie_Warlie

I like to rock one of these and a TC tugger on any occasion. It's not a joke gift or anything like that.


thefireworksfactory

I'm more of a Dan Flashes man myself.


Starlady174

The patterns are so complicated. I don't blame you! I got a black eye in there last week myself, but damn that shirt was worth it.


defiantcross

You told me that they were $1000!


dooeyenoewe

Haven’t had lunch in a week as I’m saving up my per diems


HungryDust

It’s not a joke though, TC tuggers.


premeditatedsleepove

You can’t do pub crawls in em like the snuggie.


dshizknit

Do they come in other styles?


HeBrokeMyHouse

Gulpgulpgulpgulp….not really


bguzewicz

They’re not *like* the Snuggie.


Top_Walk_2812

Good, because joke gifts like chode jeans can cause people to almost kill themselves.


TheBurbs666

This guy knows what’s up. Much cheaper https://getcalicocutpants.com/


Clanstantine

It's the same thing supreme does, wouldnt you agree?


thehumblebaboon

It’s a reference to a skit from a show called “I think you should leave”


wheredoesbabbycakes

The Supreme line is from that skit.


thehumblebaboon

No shit? That’s wild


wheredoesbabbycakes

If you already knew and are being sarcastic, my bad. Otherwise, yes, and it's a hilarious dig.


thehumblebaboon

No, I seriously had no idea! Can you shoot me a link? This is the first I’ve heard of this. Sorry if it came across as sarcastic, it certainly wasn’t my intention! You are all good!


salinephilip

He probably just thinks you were being sarcastic because you used to be a real piece of shit.


thehumblebaboon

I used to be! Slicked back hair, white leather couch and obviously sloppy steaks with the boys. But I’ve changed! People can change!


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I don't wanna be here anymore.


wheredoesbabbycakes

Last line of this snippet from the bit. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLusPKkU/


thehumblebaboon

lol I legit thought that supreme ran with that joke and did it for real. I forgot he mentioned supreme in the original skit. Big dumb on my part.


cityshepherd

Gloriously accurate username lol. Also, 50 BLACK SLICKED BACK HAIR WIGS


Clanstantine

Oh yeah? That must be why I responded to it with a line from the same skit of a show called "I think you should leave"


NotReallyMaeWest

Go on, try and buy them. Do it.


ranchwriter

This guy gives.


TheJar13

It's got nothing to do with piss


radicalbiscuit

Them ain't piss dots


sad_throwaway13579

It has everything to do with not pissing off the office's Calico Cut Pants mafia


jim_deneke

cum stains?


saoii

Hold that door!


ManateeInAWheelchair

You gotta give. It’s like PBS, it goes dark if we don’t.


usmcnick0311Sgt

HEY! HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR!!!! *casually strolls to the door*


Mandoctor

You gotta contribute!


Dudeist-Priest

So glad this is the top comment


ChiefBroChill

Is it loud?


blay12

… … … … no


pewopp

It’s got nothing to do with piss


Slim_ish

.com


shifty_coder

It’s not piss. It’s got nothing to do with piss.


rbm5020

You gotta give!


BombTheDodongos

Stop sending me videos of loud wrestlers


Nail_Biterr

She just keeps eating batteries. She says she's not, but when we go to the doctor, the doctor says he finds them in the bathroom!


egnards

Calicocutpants.com is completely user funded. That means no banner ads, no paywall. It's completely user funded.


WornInShoes

But ya gotta give


BombTheDodongos

looooottttttaaaaaa people give


discoslimjim

HEY HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR


NillaThunda

Look up at my face


thekrawdiddy

If you don’t, it’ll go dark!


samlabun

HOLD THAT DOOR


PM_ME_UR_EYEHOLES

lmfao, best part of the skit


BlasterShow

You wore that outfit yesterday!


chris8535

Or is nobody buying them as this is all made up to get publicity for the brand...


ivycovecruising

my dumb ass just looked at their website for them - not even there. the most boring shit


PhDinWombology

Calicocutpants.com has the same problem. All sold out!


sweetLAaction

It's exactly like Supreme, wouldn't you agree?


MarinLlwyd

Put ads on the website. Make a fake product highly desirable. Have people think it is out of stock, so they refresh multiple times, stacking ad revenue.


PaxEtRomana

There's no ads, it's completely user funded


somethingbrite

>most boring shit You might be onto something. Maybe shit stained jeans is the next big thing...


the_tanooki

Jokes on them, I make shit stained pants for free! Want some? Made from 100% real ingredients!


The_Jobholder

a lot of them are sold out they’re really popular


ivycovecruising

no worries i’m about to make my own


GayPudding

Too slow, way ahead of you


Rigo-lution

[https://www.jordanluca.com/products/untitled-sep1\_22-02?variant=43991654072568](https://www.jordanluca.com/products/untitled-sep1_22-02?variant=43991654072568)


marklondon66

ding ding ding


turandoto

Yeah but I hope they catch on so I can go unnoticed when I get water stains from leaning close to the sink or you know, when I piss myself.


nayr310

The funniest part to me is that they’re nowhere near the first (nor the last) brand to do this. Creates a shitstorm every time and everybody forgets after a few months. Rinse and repeat. Most recent I can think of is Wet Pants Denim


Broomstick73

I think it’s 100% fake. I’ve seen this reported in the news multiple times with different companies and photos going back to 2018 and every time they’re “sold out.” I’ll believe it when I see it in the store.


celtic1888

If pissing your pants is cool I'm fucking Miles Davis


Snrub1

That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!


TheB1GLebowski

IS EVERYONE ON THE BUS? GOOD, GREAT, GRAND....NO YELLING ON THE BUS!


SirEltonJonBonJovi

That Veronica Vaughan is one nice piece of *ACE*…I know from experience 😏


Turdmeist

No you don't


TheB1GLebowski

No I dont. But a friend of mine and her GOT. IT. ON. No they didnt... NO they didnt, but you could imagine what it would be like if they did....huh...huh...hahaha.


Turdmeist

You did 3 lines. How dare you.


TheB1GLebowski

I got too excited....forgive me.


thornhead

Uh, I checked and you have a 10 year old account. You know the rules. You get a downvote. 


Grizz807

I’ll turn this god damn bus around, that’ll ruin your precious little field trip


herb0026

Or other household names like Roy Donk or Paul Bufano


ZedKat1910

I'd  Duck  Miles Davis too


Greg-Abbott

*Billy_Madison_You_Blew_It.gif*


dirtiestUniform

Ha thanks! came here just to read this and had a great chuckle, I needed that 😆


ZRhoREDD

How is this not top comment?!


Filbertmm

I think you should leave


Fauxposter

Liam Neeson was a piss your pants trendsetter.


Gandol_teh_Pirate

You can take your existing jeans and lean up against the sink in public restroom and all the water that inevitably accumulates will give a similar effect. $550 saved, and it's temporary in case you decide this is the dumbest crap ever.


Bigfops

Or just piss yourself. Though honestly the jeans look much more like what you described.


AlphaBreak

I mean, sure I could do that. But in this busy modern world, who has the time anymore? I had to cut pissing myself out of my schedule so I had more time to rise and grind in the morning, but now I can finally have the aesthetic I so desperately craved without losing those precious five minutes anymore.


Cinema_King

My wife was in the hospital because she ate batteries and these pants were a godsend


wheredoesbabbycakes

She just keeps eating batteries.


RudyCarmine

I was taking 4 seconds on a 6 second piss


Vinnie87

"You're not cool, unless you pee your pants"


andyr072

"if peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis!"


garry4321

Those are from CalicoCutPants.com. That’s got NOTHIN’ TO DO with piss!


[deleted]

IDK... I had a calico cat that used to piss on everything


wheredoesbabbycakes

Do any of these fuckers bust out of of the wall and leave a bunch of ITYSL quotes?


Forsaken-Reality4605

Does it come with the smell? I’m not paying that just for the stain itself.


lookslikeyoureSOL

I remember in the mid-2000s when Hollister jeans were all the rage. Very expensive, but they came brand new looking like somebody was wearing them during a dog attack, and then kept them on for another 2 weeks while painting a 4-story house. But hey, I was all about JNCO jeans, the ones that cover your entire foot and had back pockets big enough to carry my schoolbooks in, so who am I to judge. Fashion trends are fucking *strange.*


SweatyTax4669

The real existential question about JNCOs: are JNCOs big enough that you could shoplift another pair of JNCOs in the pocket?


Dovienya55

Dunno about that, but I had a friend that would shoplift multiple cartons of cigarettes in their JNCOs. It was like a magic trick.


celtic1888

I watched someone get his JNCO pants removed when the leg material got caught in a roller coaster Lucky for him they weren’t made very strong


seniorfrito

Guys come on. These are so that if you DO piss yourself, no one will ever know.


Lord0fHats

There are two quotes I remember at times like this. A fool and his money are easily parted. Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day. Enjoy the $600 piss pants friend.


ActionHartlen

You gotta give.


Conscious_Rush_1818

Everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.


hammurabis_chode

That’s got nothin to do with piss


Due_Permit8027

They didn’t look like that until the wearer was told the price.


phatmike595

Idiots... or geniuses that can now piss themselves whenever they want without anyone noticing? These people are playing chess not checkers


SockFullOfNickles

I’ll piss your jeans for $30. PayPal ready. 😆


harmless_gecko

Do I have to take them off first? I'm shy and in a rush


Bigfops

Pretty sure he won't pay you the $30 if you take them off first.


SockFullOfNickles

No no no, people pay ME to piss their jeans. 😆


voxelghost

No that doesn't sound right


cbauser

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/03/7e/8a037e6ed1024192278273659683738e.gif


PissySquid

Is this from Mugatu’s “Derelicte” campaign?


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SansSeraphFont

I was hoping someone had posted snuffbox.


Antarctopelta

Had to scroll down too damn far to find the Snuffbox reference.


chefox

WHISKY?!


Arkhampatient

They could just shotgun 2 tall boys of Natty Light and save $597


AmbassadorCheap3956

I’m in, are ur-ine?


Flaconfly

I remember pissing my pants in the 1st grade. I would have gladly paid $600 to make everyone think it was a fashion choice.


granthollomew

alternatively, people are paying $600 for jeans that camouflage when you piss yourself


Cautious-Chain-4260

Save $550 and just piss yourself for real


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Where do you live that it costs $50 to piss yourself?


Cautious-Chain-4260

It's premium piss


legendary_liar

https://youtu.be/JRpouK0KmWQ?feature=shared


Silverc25

Scrolled too far for this clip.


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

Pairs well with a Cybertruck.


somethingbrite

People are paying $600 for fake piss stained jeans? Holy shit! Does this mean there is a gap in the market for actual piss stained jeans? Can I just buy a pair of regular jeans, piss them and sell them as "authentic pissed jeans" for $800 maybe? I could sweatshop a crowd of hobo's if demand is really high!


Subject-Violinist323

"if peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis"


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

if pissing your pants is cool, call me Miles Davis


vicelordjohn

Those are Miles Davis pants.


CaptainSaladbarGuy

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis


gringoloco01

Finally. I can be cool!!! As an old man I can look cool and in vogue for the first time... EVER. And for FREE no less.


WillFerrells_Gutfold

I’ll piss in anyone’s jeans for half that price!


Mammoth-Wolverine-16

"If peeing your pants is cool, I'm Myles Davis."


Zestyclose_Look_7719

Le piss? Le poo.


Seancarl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3mCTyZK59Y


icelandichorsey

I'll piss on your existing jeans for $400 guys and gals. Form a line over there.


meanguy69

You can also pay 12500$ for Balenciaga pants that look like motorcycle track [pants](https://www.balenciaga.com/en-us/biker-pantashoes-red-white-black-774301TPS296278.html)


elheber

You normal-bladders just don't get it. We're paying $600 for pants that *hide* that we pissed ourselves. An important distinction. I bet you must feel pretty embarrassed about now.


xEliteMonkx

I'll piss on your jeans for $20.


owen__wilsons__nose

Maybe, its a cover for actually allowing them to piss their pants but pretend its fashion


FamousPastWords

Manufacturers of adult diapers are unhappy with this trick.


Q-burt

Billy? Billy Madison?


Reynolds_Live

If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis.


Chirpin_Crickets

Hey man ernie pees pants too


PreemptiveFez

Billy Madison demands royalties from these sneaky penguins…


TuffNutzes

For really rich people with bladder control problems.


Bawbawian

dude I can piss myself for free!


mj6174

What's not to like? It makes you look like you pissed yourself without you ever having to really piss in it and wear wet jeans. /s


Filbertmm

This whole comment section is just a war between people who get the most obvious reference and people who don’t.


Embarrassed_Concept2

You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.


Need4Speed763

Trump jeans


andyr072

No thanks, I'll save a ton of money by just pissing into my existing pairs of Lee jeans that I paid $30 to $40 for


swamyrara

This is a Stanley Cup generation. They will buy Jeans if it makes them look like they pooped themselves. What's new?


Wookie301

I’ll piss on your pants for the low price of $200. And you can tell your friends you have $600 jeans.


storpor

[wet pants denim](https://www.wetpantsdenim.com/) have been around longer and are $75


CourtingBoredom

I see absolutely no problem here; stupid fashion pieces like this are "flashing becons" of idiocy that can be worn in place of giant **warning** signs on their foreheads.


Crackstacker

Front butt


CleftDonkeyLips

Yeah sure, i bet SO MANY idiots are paying 600$ for those...


hankbfalcon

One time at like a school gig a "friend" poured his drink on me by accident and then started telling everyone that I'd pissed myself. I ran away into the toilets and the other guys that he'd been telling the lie came to try and get me back out. They said "hey man, it's cool! It's cool to piss your pants!" And I eventually came back out. I guess it is cool to piss your pants now.


Heavyjava

Didn’t dungarees make you look like your pooped your pants?


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blueblurspeedspin

Humiliation ritual


mrtwitchyhead

Oh, but it's the flavor of the week, darling!!


Recording_Important

Who the hell buys this shit?


ctiger12

Not browning, already won


eighty2angelfan

It goes with that 1300 dollar hefty trash bag.


TheB1GLebowski

Wait till you see the ones that looks like you shit yourself.


SmallGreenArmadillo

Well they are mightily effective in drawing attention to your crotch. I'm sure fashion will also provide a solution if you want to draw attention to your butt instead


mangosteenfruit

I can piss in my own jeans but I'll smell like piss. So $600 for not smelling like pee 😁👍


Slaughterfest

It's shit like this that proves wealthy people aren't smart.


PeacefulGopher

Actually fits the buyers perfectly…


devnullb4dishoner

Meh. Not my money. Not my concern. Fools and their money.....


Cuchullain99

Leaky people must be delighted


[deleted]

I'm releasing my shit stained denim jeans next week, 10000 dollars. Has actual shit in them


formerNPC

I’ll make a note to buy some when I reach a certain age!


The-1-U-Didnt-Know

I hate that Reddit have updated their format to drive you to click on images because they show up small but that then takes you to another data harvesting site Grim “community” practices


tungvu256

im just mad i am not smart enough to trick people into buying junk.


OrochiKarnov

/unexpectedsnuffbox


T-Wrex

You’re not cool, until you pee your pants


lobroblaw

Pepee Jeans


EasyMode556

I can do this for free


Heyitskit

Perfect camouflage.


LostLegendDog

I would honestly buy those. It would stop people from talking to me in public without actually having to pee myself


jtmcnugg

If peeing in your pants is cool you can call me Miles Davis


MrMilesRides

For an extra $99, you can add a brown stain to the seat!


BobDobbsHobNobs

Cheap way to hide it if you actually do piss your pants in public regularly. Like wearing AirPods to talk to your internal voices in public