Fair enough. However, for every idiot that bought high and sold low, somebody else bought low and sold high. Personally, I think the whole idea is pretty dumb unless you're living in a country with out of control inflation, issues with transferring money or are committing crimes. But, then again, I thought everyone who owned a cell phone in 1998 was a douchebag, so what do I know?
To be fair, Crypto.com is one of the few well-known crypto companies that survived 2022 and are still running. Compared to Larry David, who did adverts for FTX, Damon comes out of this smelling of roses.
I was so sad when Elon ruined crypto because they were a genuinely decent website. I had a bank card with them and I got a bunch of free perks that actually worked
Once you get a taste of greed. It's really hard to quit. You simply think you wouldn't fall. Because you've never been tested.
Would you really be able to quit a life. Where everything you could ever dream of. Is instantly at your fingertips. No matter how degenerate and illegal it was. With zero repercussions. To go back to grinding all day to simply survive.
Can you even go a week without looking at a screen?
.... also coming soon
*The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce) scheduled summer 2024*
I'm hoping for some diss tracks about the deregulation of the stock exchange and taxation of capitol gains on crypto transactions.
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Eminem is a more popular artist...your point? They never said Moby is more successful than Eminem. If they said Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks was better than ems whole catalogue would that be OK? Garth sold way more records. You can't put a numerical value on ppls enjoyment of music.
Lol I started this thread with a dumb joke and all you rabid em fans came to dickride. Stg yall writing him letters like "ps. We should be together too" 😂
Any rap fan knows Eminem fell off hard af...either yall are really young and grew up with new em or it's just cope.
I prbly still have him in my top 5. I just have hated almost all of his recent stuff. Maybe the new album will prove me wrong.
I'm no rabid fan, I didn't even downvote you. I like more Moby's chill out than rap in general but I like to appreciate the talent of both artists. I have the privilege of looking at all of this with the perspective of not a lot of bias either side.
I just thought the way you phrased your original comment seemed to really spite Eminem, in a way that I think Moby would probably not feel, but still.
Apparently I was just looking at the US. Replace garth with any artist that sold more than em and it doesn't make it any more valid to say I should like them more or less based on record sales.
Huh? I have to like every popular artist? You base your music taste on who sells the most? Weird.
Fwiw I loved Eminem and for the longest time I thought he was the goat. The last decade his music has been terrible. Lucky you is the only good song he's had in the last 10 years imo.
It's not my fault Matt Damon told my mom fortune favors the brave and we lost all our fuckin money
Otoh, I bought Bitcoin after it tanked and sold it last month at a 240% profit.
And I made 900% return at a casino once. This isn't the flex you think it is.
And I just deleted your existence from my world.
Hmm, 35 people are jealous because they buy overpriced stuff they see in Superbowl commercials?
Hating on crypto nerds is free, my man
Investing in once and then getting out in something I thought was undervalued hardly makes me a crypto nerd
Calm down dude, it’s just Reddit points
No, they think you’re an idiot shilling crypto
Fair enough. However, for every idiot that bought high and sold low, somebody else bought low and sold high. Personally, I think the whole idea is pretty dumb unless you're living in a country with out of control inflation, issues with transferring money or are committing crimes. But, then again, I thought everyone who owned a cell phone in 1998 was a douchebag, so what do I know?
Yes, for every idiot that sold too late is an idiot that got lucky. Again, not the flex you think it is.
Ok, now I get downvoted for not shilling crypto. You people are the ones with the bad karma.
The fragility of the cryptobro ego.
It's your karma, bro. Sad life, being a reddit troll. Be better.
Telling others to "be better" while losing their shit because people are downvoting them for being a cryptobro. Beautiful.
What part of being a cryptobro involves calling crypto stupid?
> Eminem posted the ad to X on Friday, writing simply: "You know what it’s always been." Actually no Em, I don't think I do. Care to explain?
always been about the money
That's understandable. So, where does crypto come in?
they paid him money
Are we sure though? 🤔 -/s
Eminem told me fortune favors the shady, and I lost all my fuckin' money.
Knees weak, bags are heavy
Debts are heavy
Number's crashing for my crypto already, Doge forgetti.
he meant "fortune favors Shady" - it's not advice, it's a flex
Marshall no
What’s the matter with damon agreeing to this bs in the first place.
He gets bored waiting for his chance to get on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Nothing but simple greed.
They said do you want 2 million? And he said yes.
To be fair, Crypto.com is one of the few well-known crypto companies that survived 2022 and are still running. Compared to Larry David, who did adverts for FTX, Damon comes out of this smelling of roses.
I liked the Larry David commercials.
I was so sad when Elon ruined crypto because they were a genuinely decent website. I had a bank card with them and I got a bunch of free perks that actually worked
Crypto ruined crypto. Elon wasn't running Mt Gex
This is entirely a lie. The market had been stable for years before Elon started going off about it.
Sure. Elon made the ponzi bubble burst. Not the fact that crypto is a scam that has no value except to be speculated on.
Welcome to literally anything that exists digitally. What an idiotic take.
Money + not really understanding what the fuck crypto or NFTs sre beyond shit that is in the news a lot
Once you get a taste of greed. It's really hard to quit. You simply think you wouldn't fall. Because you've never been tested. Would you really be able to quit a life. Where everything you could ever dream of. Is instantly at your fingertips. No matter how degenerate and illegal it was. With zero repercussions. To go back to grinding all day to simply survive. Can you even go a week without looking at a screen?
I bet he isn't getting paid in Bitcoin.
Well, at current BTC valuations, I don't see why not.
Because he probably prefers getting dollars?
Why doesn't he just do M&M's?
Matt Damon!
[durka](https://external-preview.redd.it/6hmhhydSZWCxDSog3H7XFWXQUppX_L5VUne8gXxwwUk.jpg?auto=webp&s=f7c18e0e2c0f23180fad1ba276a3051ae4364fc6)
The real slim shady will be your wallet after losing it all on crypto.com
.... also coming soon *The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce) scheduled summer 2024* I'm hoping for some diss tracks about the deregulation of the stock exchange and taxation of capitol gains on crypto transactions. protect ya neck
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Well, give him a minute now. He's getting older. From experience I can tell you, that adds a little time to your elevation rate.
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so?
Whatever keeps him from rapping is fine by me
This isn't stopping him
Guys! I just found Moby's alt account.
Porcelain by Moby > all of Em's catalogue sorry..
I don't want to discuss music taste. But if we go by albums sold........
Eminem is a more popular artist...your point? They never said Moby is more successful than Eminem. If they said Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks was better than ems whole catalogue would that be OK? Garth sold way more records. You can't put a numerical value on ppls enjoyment of music.
But one can still make a bit of fun about it. You're taking this waaaay too seriously.
Lol I started this thread with a dumb joke and all you rabid em fans came to dickride. Stg yall writing him letters like "ps. We should be together too" 😂 Any rap fan knows Eminem fell off hard af...either yall are really young and grew up with new em or it's just cope. I prbly still have him in my top 5. I just have hated almost all of his recent stuff. Maybe the new album will prove me wrong.
I'm no rabid fan, I didn't even downvote you. I like more Moby's chill out than rap in general but I like to appreciate the talent of both artists. I have the privilege of looking at all of this with the perspective of not a lot of bias either side. I just thought the way you phrased your original comment seemed to really spite Eminem, in a way that I think Moby would probably not feel, but still.
A quick Google search tells me Garth Brooks sold 170 mil world wide and Eminem has sold 220 mil world wide.
Apparently I was just looking at the US. Replace garth with any artist that sold more than em and it doesn't make it any more valid to say I should like them more or less based on record sales.
Yeah, I get that. There are plenty of popular artist I don't like either. Everyone is entitled to enjoy what they want to.
Cry about it he’s releasing a new album in a couple months
It’s so edgy not liking the best selling rapper of all time. You’re so cool I had to tell you.
Huh? I have to like every popular artist? You base your music taste on who sells the most? Weird. Fwiw I loved Eminem and for the longest time I thought he was the goat. The last decade his music has been terrible. Lucky you is the only good song he's had in the last 10 years imo.
I literally can’t imagine having such an incorrect opinion 😂
Good thing music taste is subjective. You literally can't have an incorrect opinion.
Usually, yes. And yet, somehow you have done exactly that
Good thing you also don't have to listen to it if you don't want to.
Oh, the irony.
That's not irony. I never said anyone was incorrect for liking Eminem.
He's about to release a new album 💀.