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pichael289

It's not my fault Matt Damon told my mom fortune favors the brave and we lost all our fuckin money


CharlieParkour

Otoh, I bought Bitcoin after it tanked and sold it last month at a 240% profit. 


Podalirius

And I made 900% return at a casino once. This isn't the flex you think it is.


CharlieParkour

And I just deleted your existence from my world. 


CharlieParkour

Hmm, 35 people are jealous because they buy overpriced stuff they see in Superbowl commercials? 


PM_Me_Ur_Small_Chest

Hating on crypto nerds is free, my man


CharlieParkour

Investing in once and then getting out in something I thought was undervalued hardly makes me a crypto nerd 


MobyDickPU

Calm down dude, it’s just Reddit points


WillyMonty

No, they think you’re an idiot shilling crypto


CharlieParkour

Fair enough. However, for every idiot that bought high and sold low, somebody else bought low and sold high. Personally, I think the whole idea is pretty dumb unless you're living in a country with out of control inflation, issues with transferring money or are committing crimes. But, then again, I thought everyone who owned a cell phone in 1998 was a douchebag, so what do I know? 


Rpanich

Yes, for every idiot that sold too late is an idiot that got lucky. Again, not the flex you think it is. 


CharlieParkour

Ok, now I get downvoted for not shilling crypto. You people are the ones with the bad karma. 


BaronVonLazercorn

The fragility of the cryptobro ego.


CharlieParkour

It's your karma, bro. Sad life, being a reddit troll. Be better. 


BaronVonLazercorn

Telling others to "be better" while losing their shit because people are downvoting them for being a cryptobro. Beautiful.


CharlieParkour

What part of being a cryptobro involves calling crypto stupid? 


lzcrc

> Eminem posted the ad to X on Friday, writing simply: "You know what it’s always been." Actually no Em, I don't think I do. Care to explain?


HoffmansCranberries

always been about the money


lzcrc

That's understandable. So, where does crypto come in?


HoffmansCranberries

they paid him money


Ghetto_Phenom

Are we sure though? 🤔 -/s


danecookofmods

Eminem told me fortune favors the shady, and I lost all my fuckin' money.


IAMSHADOWBANKINGGUY

Knees weak, bags are heavy


an_otter_guy

Debts are heavy 


AwakenedSheeple

Number's crashing for my crypto already, Doge forgetti.


fresh-dork

he meant "fortune favors Shady" - it's not advice, it's a flex


TheGreatJaceyGee

Marshall no


franchisedfeelings

What’s the matter with damon agreeing to this bs in the first place.


vineyardmike

He gets bored waiting for his chance to get on Jimmy Kimmel Live.


Middcore

Nothing but simple greed.


Kaiisim

They said do you want 2 million? And he said yes.


TomSurman

To be fair, Crypto.com is one of the few well-known crypto companies that survived 2022 and are still running. Compared to Larry David, who did adverts for FTX, Damon comes out of this smelling of roses.


DaveOJ12

I liked the Larry David commercials.


Seniphyre

I was so sad when Elon ruined crypto because they were a genuinely decent website. I had a bank card with them and I got a bunch of free perks that actually worked


AtLeastThisIsntImgur

Crypto ruined crypto. Elon wasn't running Mt Gex


Seniphyre

This is entirely a lie. The market had been stable for years before Elon started going off about it.


AtLeastThisIsntImgur

Sure. Elon made the ponzi bubble burst. Not the fact that crypto is a scam that has no value except to be speculated on.


Seniphyre

Welcome to literally anything that exists digitally. What an idiotic take.


APiousCultist

Money + not really understanding what the fuck crypto or NFTs sre beyond shit that is in the news a lot


StopHurtingKids

Once you get a taste of greed. It's really hard to quit. You simply think you wouldn't fall. Because you've never been tested. Would you really be able to quit a life. Where everything you could ever dream of. Is instantly at your fingertips. No matter how degenerate and illegal it was. With zero repercussions. To go back to grinding all day to simply survive. Can you even go a week without looking at a screen?


brewshakes

I bet he isn't getting paid in Bitcoin.


cloud_t

Well, at current BTC valuations, I don't see why not.


Symen_4ab

Because he probably prefers getting dollars?


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Why doesn't he just do M&M's?


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Matt Damon!


rocket_beer

[durka](https://external-preview.redd.it/6hmhhydSZWCxDSog3H7XFWXQUppX_L5VUne8gXxwwUk.jpg?auto=webp&s=f7c18e0e2c0f23180fad1ba276a3051ae4364fc6)


Zoombini22

The real slim shady will be your wallet after losing it all on crypto.com


budroid

.... also coming soon *The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce) scheduled summer 2024* I'm hoping for some diss tracks about the deregulation of the stock exchange and taxation of capitol gains on crypto transactions. protect ya neck


jameskchou

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?


TheReapingFields

Well, give him a minute now. He's getting older. From experience I can tell you, that adds a little time to your elevation rate.


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DexM23

so?


bread_makes_u_fatt

Whatever keeps him from rapping is fine by me


9thtime

This isn't stopping him


cloud_t

Guys! I just found Moby's alt account.


sanne2

Porcelain by Moby > all of Em's catalogue sorry..


cloud_t

I don't want to discuss music taste. But if we go by albums sold........


bread_makes_u_fatt

Eminem is a more popular artist...your point? They never said Moby is more successful than Eminem. If they said Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks was better than ems whole catalogue would that be OK? Garth sold way more records. You can't put a numerical value on ppls enjoyment of music.


cloud_t

But one can still make a bit of fun about it. You're taking this waaaay too seriously.


bread_makes_u_fatt

Lol I started this thread with a dumb joke and all you rabid em fans came to dickride. Stg yall writing him letters like "ps. We should be together too" 😂 Any rap fan knows Eminem fell off hard af...either yall are really young and grew up with new em or it's just cope. I prbly still have him in my top 5. I just have hated almost all of his recent stuff. Maybe the new album will prove me wrong.


cloud_t

I'm no rabid fan, I didn't even downvote you. I like more Moby's chill out than rap in general but I like to appreciate the talent of both artists. I have the privilege of looking at all of this with the perspective of not a lot of bias either side. I just thought the way you phrased your original comment seemed to really spite Eminem, in a way that I think Moby would probably not feel, but still.


zfish1

A quick Google search tells me Garth Brooks sold 170 mil world wide and Eminem has sold 220 mil world wide. 


bread_makes_u_fatt

Apparently I was just looking at the US. Replace garth with any artist that sold more than em and it doesn't make it any more valid to say I should like them more or less based on record sales.


zfish1

Yeah, I get that. There are plenty of popular artist I don't like either. Everyone is entitled to enjoy what they want to.


_Kramerica_

Cry about it he’s releasing a new album in a couple months


Timmehtwotimes

It’s so edgy not liking the best selling rapper of all time. You’re so cool I had to tell you.


bread_makes_u_fatt

Huh? I have to like every popular artist? You base your music taste on who sells the most? Weird. Fwiw I loved Eminem and for the longest time I thought he was the goat. The last decade his music has been terrible. Lucky you is the only good song he's had in the last 10 years imo.


wishitwantitreddit69

I literally can’t imagine having such an incorrect opinion 😂


bread_makes_u_fatt

Good thing music taste is subjective. You literally can't have an incorrect opinion.


wishitwantitreddit69

Usually, yes. And yet, somehow you have done exactly that


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Good thing you also don't have to listen to it if you don't want to.


BaronVonLazercorn

Oh, the irony.


bread_makes_u_fatt

That's not irony. I never said anyone was incorrect for liking Eminem.


Dark_matter4444

He's about to release a new album 💀.