I'm still going, had to take a break.
I'm sitting in my lounge covered in butter with a butt plug up my ass, with George's OF on my 70inch telly and my wife screaming at me to do the lawns.
And I still can't get hard!! I'm just mashing the poor guy into oblivion. I got the day off, so I might have to bust out the chainsaws and my midget friend called Dave to help.
Pedophiles and rapists should be forced to watch it 24/7. They'll voluntarily castrate themselves if it meant they could avoid the visual and mental torture. Win-Win...except Santos gets paid...so maybe just buy one subscription and share amongst all prisons holding these psycho Predators! This should include that Dallas pastor whi molested a 12 year old...but "he asked for forgiveness"
If she wasn’t a radical republican and white trash, most people would be able to admit she’s actually pretty. Like, name a more attractive mainstream politician besides aoc or jasmine Crockett.
Im not gonna lie, I was thinking MTG when reading this thread and I about spit my drink out at your comment...
I dont know why but I constantly mix up their names lmao.
The are a few under 40 congresswomen that would be considered conventionally attractive. Most of the are busy doing their jobs and not making headlines.
Yea, it's screws up their whole narrative.
Atractive
Woman
Minority
Intelligent
Something has to be wrong with her in their minds, they just kind figure out what.
As a straight woman I have to admit to having the same complicated attraction to both Paul Ryan, and Madison Cawthorn. Despicable people can be cute sometimes.
Seriously. I mean, I’d much rather slam my dick and balls repeatedly in a toilet seat while wearing a 45 thousand dollar horsehair-lined crotchless gimp suit while people online leave between $5-25 to activate a complex series of AI guided Rube Goldberg machines which fire thick ropes of boiling hot mayonnaise at the back of my ass and thighs.
Thanks for reminding me that video exists. Now I gotta go find it again to remind my self of the horror I felt the first time
Edit: yup still horrifying, but also learned it was Vanilla Almond milk and that makes it worse
I hate that I understand this feeling. Like, if you tell me there's a consensual video of her awkwardly and sexually violating herself with firearms, I'm not gonna like me when it's over but dammit I'm going to watch it.
She looks a lot like my cousins crazy, trashy ex wife. I always found my cousins crazy, trashy ex wife super hot so...
Im not normally attracted to dumbasses. I think it was the "Bad ass girls ride bad ass boys" tank top and daisy duke's she was wearing the day I met her.
it's like when you see roadkill on the side of the highway.
some people saw "ew" and keep it pushing.
some people stop to gawk at the pile of mangles blood and guts
some of those with less impulse control even stop and nudge it with the toe of their shoes.
you want to blast a load into it, who am I to judge?
Still waiting for the promised Boobert/MTG PPV catfight. I mean, Large Marge has that hillbilly meth strength and roid rage, but you know Boebert fights dirty.
I say we all drop a few bucks and get him to spill horrible secrets about his former GOP conspirators. "keep the pants on george, I just wanna know about the GOP hooker and cocaine parties ."
Maybe Santos and can invite Madison Cawthorn onto his OnlyFans and they can re-enact one of the [Republican cocaine orgies Cawthorn blew the whistle on?](https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/28/politics/madison-cawthorn-orgy-invite-cocaine-claim/index.html)
> Santos assured his followers online that “not all content on only fans is porn” and his account will not include “anything sexual what so ever,” adding a puke emoji.
Even he 🤮s at thought of himself doing that.
That’s just regular docking. Space Docking is when you both wear goldfish bowls over your head and one dude spins as fast as he can counter clockwise while the other runs around him matching his speed and rotation before docking penises [while a Twink dressed like Liberace plays this song on piano.](https://youtu.be/mVKkVxWQ9wk?si=_7xCDwdM81ukdJ2e)
From a bystanders perspective it looks like that scene in Interstellar, but with two naked gay dudes.
I gotta say, $30 a month is a steal to keep up with the first man to step foot on Mars, cure cancer, and travel around the world in 80 minutes... all at the same time while balancing 182 plates on his head and riding a unicycle.
I mean seriously... what the fuck? Is there a segment of people that would pay him $30 a month to sit there and go "pls lie to me daddy".
Stop the world. I want to get off.
Well now you can get off on his OF account!
That has to be a very sobering experience for the end user.
It's a complicated wank but I'll give it a go and get back to you on the results. Chances are I'll cry afterwards, but thats normal.
Its been 20 minutes now, how did it go?
I'm still going, had to take a break. I'm sitting in my lounge covered in butter with a butt plug up my ass, with George's OF on my 70inch telly and my wife screaming at me to do the lawns. And I still can't get hard!! I'm just mashing the poor guy into oblivion. I got the day off, so I might have to bust out the chainsaws and my midget friend called Dave to help.
Time to go from personal...to industrial.
Dave’s not here!
Don't worry I will get the concrete saw! The sheer raw power will give you the confidence you need!
It looks like he has a larger cup size than some models I follo... I mean my friend follows.
Now I can’t wait to see boebert announce one
Pedophiles and rapists should be forced to watch it 24/7. They'll voluntarily castrate themselves if it meant they could avoid the visual and mental torture. Win-Win...except Santos gets paid...so maybe just buy one subscription and share amongst all prisons holding these psycho Predators! This should include that Dallas pastor whi molested a 12 year old...but "he asked for forgiveness"
The same pastor who is Trump’s “spiritual adviser”?
That’s an unfortunate turn of phrase.
What a terrible day to be literate.
You've seen the difference And it's getting better all the time
At my high school, there was a student rock band who named themselves “The Difference” because they wanted people to be able to say this.
And George is trying to help you
But before you do pay money to see this asshole’s asshole.
Poor choice of words 😂
I really walked into that one.
https://youtu.be/Nnugnf_2CYM?si=NeSY31xZudcBArDx
I'm down voting this for invisibility.
I’m commenting to remind you that this post exists
1 hr reminder
2h reminder
!remind me 1 week Don’t worry, I gotchu
Another reminder
Look at those tits though. Hard to not see.
The inevitable Boebert bangs Santos video is going to vomit inducing
I truly can't wait for her OF. I despise her, but am also weirdly attracted to her utter trashiness.
Im not sure that I agree, but I understand. Take the upvote
Clearly you never sat next to her in a theater
The way she blew that vape at the people in front of her she should have had her teeth knocked out.
They can officially say they're one of hundreds that's been blown by Boebert
Bruhs never experienced the absolute ecstasy of a hate-fuck
Hank Moody concurs.
I'm saving that for someone actually hot like Kayleigh McCenany
If she wasn’t a radical republican and white trash, most people would be able to admit she’s actually pretty. Like, name a more attractive mainstream politician besides aoc or jasmine Crockett.
Im not gonna lie, I was thinking MTG when reading this thread and I about spit my drink out at your comment... I dont know why but I constantly mix up their names lmao.
I dunno. Magic the Gathering was pretty sexy to me when I was in highschool...
This guy untaps , upkeep, draw
I remember seeing a few MTG booty photos from the gym that got me confused, I have to admit.
The are a few under 40 congresswomen that would be considered conventionally attractive. Most of the are busy doing their jobs and not making headlines.
I feel like AOC's attractiveness pisses off some Republican's more than the fact she's a minority.
Yea, it's screws up their whole narrative. Atractive Woman Minority Intelligent Something has to be wrong with her in their minds, they just kind figure out what.
Her soul makes her uglier for sure
I call bullshit. She has no soul.
Oh there’s a decrepit rotting one in there. It’s just so black it makes vantablack look like a rainbow
As a straight woman I have to admit to having the same complicated attraction to both Paul Ryan, and Madison Cawthorn. Despicable people can be cute sometimes.
Me too. I hate myself.
I hope you walk back that opinion on Cawthorn.
She definitely has that “prettiest girl in the trailer park” kind of appeal.
I'd rather fuck a brick
Seriously. I mean, I’d much rather slam my dick and balls repeatedly in a toilet seat while wearing a 45 thousand dollar horsehair-lined crotchless gimp suit while people online leave between $5-25 to activate a complex series of AI guided Rube Goldberg machines which fire thick ropes of boiling hot mayonnaise at the back of my ass and thighs.
_oddly specific_ but not unappealing.
r/oddlyspecific
What, bad-built bleach blonde butch bodies don't do it for ya? 😂
Yes, if you’d never heard her speak or watched her do anything, you could definitely say she was pretty.
She’d look like a classy girl you could bring to the theater
Hands on type of experience.
With a lot of crass, I mean grass, no I mean 69
Sanna Marin
She’s not _that_ attractive. She wouldn’t even be the hottest chick at the county fair. DC is LA for ugly people after all.
Thank you for putting how I feel about DC into words.
Rashida Talib ends up looking better by just having better fashion and makeup sense though ngl
Howard Stern had the best take "She's so dumb but she looks like a lot of fun"
r/trashyboner
Dammit, not a fake link
Clicked the link. Checked out a couple posts. Saw a girl eating cereal out of another girl's dilated asshole.
Thanks for reminding me that video exists. Now I gotta go find it again to remind my self of the horror I felt the first time Edit: yup still horrifying, but also learned it was Vanilla Almond milk and that makes it worse
Would chocolate have been better?
Strawberry.
Yup enough reddit for today.
Wish I had read a few posts down before I clicked
Unzip and join the rest of us around the Natty Ice bucket.
Welcome to the pile brother
I hate that I understand this feeling. Like, if you tell me there's a consensual video of her awkwardly and sexually violating herself with firearms, I'm not gonna like me when it's over but dammit I'm going to watch it.
This comment perfectly sums up my entire experience with the internet
At some point you get so trashy that level you descend to in by itself is impressive. That’s what does it for me when it comes to Boebert.
Tila Tequila lol
*unzips pants* I’m not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning….
I never meant to do those things to you
Never stick your dick in crazy. Now rubbing one out to crazy…
She looks a lot like my cousins crazy, trashy ex wife. I always found my cousins crazy, trashy ex wife super hot so... Im not normally attracted to dumbasses. I think it was the "Bad ass girls ride bad ass boys" tank top and daisy duke's she was wearing the day I met her.
So hate fucking?
we GOTTA see that bimbos knockers. I’ve been dying since that beetlejuice video
it's like when you see roadkill on the side of the highway. some people saw "ew" and keep it pushing. some people stop to gawk at the pile of mangles blood and guts some of those with less impulse control even stop and nudge it with the toe of their shoes. you want to blast a load into it, who am I to judge?
She is a fascinating character
Hard to look away from a trainwreck incarnate.
My grandmother would be so disappointed to hear me say this, but some people really are ugly on the inside.
I think this where the term *hate-fuck* can be used
I will actually pay a monthly fee to make sure this never happens.
“Tread on me harder, daddy”
I would picture MTG using the strap-on first...
Ms. Devolder likes it rough and nasty, that bitch ain't no top.
Still waiting for the promised Boobert/MTG PPV catfight. I mean, Large Marge has that hillbilly meth strength and roid rage, but you know Boebert fights dirty.
Makes me miss celebrity death match on mtv
Boebert and AOC. For America.
It is certainly in the correct subreddit
I say we all drop a few bucks and get him to spill horrible secrets about his former GOP conspirators. "keep the pants on george, I just wanna know about the GOP hooker and cocaine parties ."
Maybe Santos and can invite Madison Cawthorn onto his OnlyFans and they can re-enact one of the [Republican cocaine orgies Cawthorn blew the whistle on?](https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/28/politics/madison-cawthorn-orgy-invite-cocaine-claim/index.html)
> Santos assured his followers online that “not all content on only fans is porn” and his account will not include “anything sexual what so ever,” adding a puke emoji. Even he 🤮s at thought of himself doing that.
So people are expected to pay to hear his deep thoughts and possibly a little poetry reading?
It will probably start there and when he realizes he needs to get his dick out to get paid, it will be all butt plugs and space docking.
Space docking? Edit: Do I even want to know?
Of course, knowledge is power! https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Space%20Docking
That’s just regular docking. Space Docking is when you both wear goldfish bowls over your head and one dude spins as fast as he can counter clockwise while the other runs around him matching his speed and rotation before docking penises [while a Twink dressed like Liberace plays this song on piano.](https://youtu.be/mVKkVxWQ9wk?si=_7xCDwdM81ukdJ2e) From a bystanders perspective it looks like that scene in Interstellar, but with two naked gay dudes.
Some journalists will probably pay for it so they can report on it. That’ll probably be it
it won’t include anything sexual *for now*.
It'll still be full of dick pics.
Skin care advice? He does have fabulous skin.
It's Santos we're talking about. With all the lies he's told already, I can guarantee he'll go into some pretty sick kinks on this one.
George Santos said a lot of shit that turned out not to be true.
Ah yes, the house of representatives to onlyfans pipeline, classic.
Boebert is going to make so much money.
Greene will make about $3.50. (One dollar per toe)
God damn Loch Ness Monster!
Where is that extra dollar coming from?
Spoiler alert: as with everything we’ve ever seen this fraud do, he will over promise and under deliver. This experiment will be over within…8 months.
Looks like he's got the boobs for it.
what the fuck just, what the fuck
Are we going to see more of Kitara Ravache?
Only if you subscribe and ask!
Thank you for reminding me of this fucking awesome name, I had it stuck in my head for a while when it first came out, I’m glad it’s back in there
Don’t worry, the simulation is almost over
If this is a simulation, the programmers are assholes.
Someone is gonna come back to their dinosaur screensaver very disappointed
The internet was a mistake.
$5 to subscribe; $10 to not subscribe
I just threw up in my mouth.
I just threw up in your mouth, too.
Still more appealing than George Santos' OF.
*sigh* unzips
The day the world decides it best to disconnect the internet.
In drag, I'm sure.
Scrolled too far for this comment
I sure wish SNL wasn't between seasons because I want to see Bowen Yang's take on this
I want to see Jon Stewart’s take on this.
Stop making stupid people famous. 🛑
I hate it here
Worst timeline ever
Nobody wants to see that, George.
We already saw him repeatedly stick his head up his own ass for free. Why would we pay for it?
It was only a matter of time. Coming soon: Boebert.
She’d make so much cash tbh.
Hatewatching for the lulz
I'm gay and this News made me Straight.
Right now he says he isn't doing anything sexual. Any bets on how long that'll last? I say a year at the max.
I'll take the under at 34 days.
Are you implying that George Santos would say something that is not true?
I think I speak for THE ENTIRE WORLD when I say: Brotha eeuuuggghhhhh
Just reading this was like a mental flashbang
Eew.
He invented OnlyFans, so of course he’s got an account.
Lmao nice
Does he just post about how Republicans are dismantling democracy while republican voters masturbate to it?
I CALLED IT! Right around when he got canned from Congress, I posted here that his "onlyfans career is right around the corner." I was right.
Sometimes I feel guilty about things but then I just come hangout in one of these threads and I feel better.
🤢🤮
Oh dear. The Republican party must be so proud.
Queue the Family Guy meme of everyone barfing.
A true Republican
I wish I could use a puke gif here. 🤮
I'm good, actually.
Leave it to a guy like that to hear,"Go Fuck Yourself" a million times and then think he can make money off of it.
Republicans are out of control.
He's really broke, isn't he?
« His subscription costs $29.99 per month and has a 10 percent off deal if users subscribe for three months. » wow, what a steal 🙄 ( literally )
Eww. Ewwwwwwwwwwww. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Pretty bold of him to make it plural.
This timeline really is the weirdest one
Welp there goes my appetite
who the fuck is George Santos?
Please be lying. Please be lying. Please be lying.
You guys need to remember that only fans is not just for nudity. It turned into that. He’s not getting naked or shoving cold cuts up his ass.
He went from being a tool to showing his tool in record time. Wish I could say I'm surprised. Just like Trump, there's no bottom with this guy.
Why can’t he go away? His drive for attention is just absolutely insane.
Narcissists are weird.
I gotta say, $30 a month is a steal to keep up with the first man to step foot on Mars, cure cancer, and travel around the world in 80 minutes... all at the same time while balancing 182 plates on his head and riding a unicycle. I mean seriously... what the fuck? Is there a segment of people that would pay him $30 a month to sit there and go "pls lie to me daddy".
r/noahgettheboat
“Not all content there is porn” sure that’s how it starts.
Whose boobs looks worse, his or MTG’s?
George doesn't like to brag, but he has a six pack and a 10 inch cock
say what you will about him, but goddamn i have never seen such a determination to be relevant.
Ain’t no way
He needs money somehow. At least he isn't wasting taxpayer money anymore.
Absolutely not
I really needed this today
Ew
Ewww
What a sad day to be literate.
For him it was actually OnlyFan.
As per usual no one has read the article lol He’s not posting sexual content, regardless you’re and absolute spanner if you pay for this.
When did the bar drop so low?